#maybe that’s too much to ask
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hoy oh boy i love when my mom very loudly and very openly complains about how much of a brat she thinks i am in front of other people that we haven’t seen in over two years in a public setting where other people can hear and are looking over and probably thinking i’m some spoiled brat because she paints me in such a negative light to threes poeple
i love how she openly jokes about beating me for not socializing tonight (or tomorrow because i know i’m gonna have a drained social battery by the end of tomorrow) and she even goes as far as to say there are mandated reporters and she doesn’t care
i love how she claims i’m not social or independent enough after proceeding to throw me to the wolves for 10 hours on my own and i can’t text her for help or she’ll just say i should’ve known what i’m doing already
i love how she complains that i’m not physical with her but i am with my dad because im a “spoiled daddy’s girl” even though in reality i can’t mention anything to her without her shooting it down but my dad listens to me and takes the time to engage with me
i love it.
#vent#i sound like a complete brat#i sound like a pussy#boohoo i don’t wanna socialize because my social battery is dead and i literally want to tear my head out thinking abt tomorrow#wow#twenty four hours from now it’ll be mostly done unless she decides to take my room key to force me to socialize or smth#she might do it. she’s threatened to#and i get it maybe i do need to socialize#but i had a mental breakdown this morning because i had no idea what i was doing and she offered absolutely no help#she said i had to be on my own#i sound like a brat#maybe that’s too much to ask#i’m literally so angry for no reason right now and i know there’s nothing wrong with my brain im just not normal ig#she’s told me to “stop acting autistic” whatever that means#whatever#ranted a bit huh?
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Bruh. He tried not to shake her hand. He didn't look at her. He didn't say her name. Harris did the opposite.
We've all worked with a dick like that who thinks he's better than you, a woman. Fuck that noise.
#random#kamala harris#donald trump#us politics#politics#democrats#republicans#us elections#election 2024#2024 presidential election#presidential debate#some men are triggered by this post#maybe quit being hysterical and stop being little bitches? i know thats asking too much for you snowflakes
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after jasons death bruce "accidentally" slips harvey a crowbar while hes in arkham and kisses his cheek and says, voice soft and colder than ice, "make him hurt for me honey"
it takes 6 guards to sedate and drag two face off the joker the next time two face sees him and for the rest of their lives as soon as harvey sees the joker he goes after him like a rabid dog.
#harvey voice: you know why im not killing you jokes? cause you can only die once and i want to hurt you so much more than i want to kill you#jason was harveys baby too after all#spent my entire boring work meeting thinking about how robin!jason bruharvey would end in the joker dying no matter what bc of two face#this is all bruciemilfs fault btw. theyve been making me insane about bruharvey#bruce wayne#harvey dent#two face#also bruce doesnt tell harvey to kill or not kill the joker bc he cant request someones death#but he also cant make himself ask for his sons murderer to be spared#i dont think any version of bruce would be comfortable with openly planning someones death let alone actually doing it#but after jasons death he gets so cold and numb to everything that he just turns away from it#he knows hes being too violent.knows hes hurting people too much but the only time hes not remembering how small jasons body was in his arms#is when his blood is roaring in his ears during a fight. maybe if he becomes the worst monster in gothams shadows#no more little boys will go cold and silent. no more fathers will stand in the doorway of rooms that will never be full again
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On autonomy, and what it means to be Obliged to Help.
Bonus:
#a homestuck walks into an antechamber and asks#hey is anybody going to make this dynamic wholly deterministic and thus dubiously consensual by its very nature#ANYWAY bigger ramble below. scroll down like usual#isat spoilers#isat#isat fanart#isat siffrin#isat loop#sifloop#THATS RIGHT WE'RE STILL SHIP TAGGING IT BABYYYY#in stars and time#in stars and time fanart#lucabyteart#RAMBLE START: anyway i think loop is wrong here. they have it backwards. as-- in my opinion--#the main reason they could be called back into existence postcanon is because *their* wish for help is still not complete#they still need help. siffrin still needs help. neither of them will ever stop needing help.#they will thus uphold the wish until the end of siffrin's natural lifespan.#that said. what does it mean that loop can be so wholly forced to abide by siffrin's wants?#(assuming the dagger cutscene posession is them being forced to uphold the 'help siffrin' wish via harsh universe logic)#[as opposed to something capricious and cruel the change god did. which feels out of character for the change god to me?]#much like how the island wish and duplicate objects are neutered by simply sliding off people's brains...#is loop subtly ushered toward their wish? obviously it's not a full override (see: the bossfight). but is there any interference?#and if so. so what? does it matter? if they don't notice? is it even real if they don't notice?#and even if they do notice. the universe leads we follow. how much do either of them value their free will in a belief system like that?#the whole game is dedicated to siffrin habitually NOT excersizing his free will. doing things the same Every Time.#Loop ESPECIALLY does this. predetermined predetermined predetermined even in the FACE OF CHANGE. REFUSING. ANY CHOICE.#Maybe they'd even be comforted by having a universe-ordained purpose even if it is subservient. even if its to Him.#(though. i can't see siffrin enjoying the idea that someone is subservient TO them... then all their suffering is his fault...)#loop got into this mess via WANTING too much. no more free will. can't be trusted with it. take it away from them.#but yeah. gets my greasy detective pony hands all over this. and everyone please do remember i like to make characters Outright Wrong A Lot
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merlin who uses his magic everyday in ways that he doesn’t realize isn’t normal. magic helping him see in the dark so he can find his way in the woods or dark rooms with no problem. connecting with the woods around him so he always knows where he is and whats in the general vicinity which allows him to sense bandits just before they attack. using magic to keep warm in the cold or to cool down in the heat. confident and willing to go toe to toe with anyone bc he knows that regardless of what they throw at him, he could always win bc he could just use magic.
then somehow someway (post magic reveal) a sorcerer takes away merlin’s magic. or well just locks it away ig. but anyways merlin doesn’t have this part of him anymore and is left feeling empty, exposed, and vulnerable. arthur, the knights, and merlin going on a quest for answers to their problem and a way to get merlins magic back. but. but. but merlin is all jumpy and he’s rambling more than ever and is often reaching out to grab onto someone (usually arthur) and everyone’s confused and then they get ambushed and merlin freezes in the middle of the path like a deer. he’s watching everything go down around him with wide eyes until he’s targeted and one of the knights have to rush in to save him. afterward merlin is constantly holding someone and his grip is rather tight. he keeps looking around, his eyes scanning the trees around them over and over. when they try and settle down for the night, merlin wont leave the camp without an escort or two and when they’re trying to go to sleep, merlin is flinching at every noise in the woods around them and ends up shuffling over toward the person closest to him and laying pressed up against them.
arthur opening his mouth to tease and call him a coward when the word registers in his mind and he realizes that that’s what he’s actually seeing, merlin scared and defenseless. he ofc doesn’t realize the true depth of it all, i mean he knows merlin is missing his magic but he doesn't know that magic has always been a part of merlin, it makes him him. he’s had magic since he was born, he’s never known life without it. as he is now, he feels bare and exposed and blind and deaf and terrified. the knights are his defense rn and for the past few years, merlins been their protector so its a complete reversal of everything he’s ever known. he’s scared. arthur bites his tongue and lets merlin hold onto his arm and snuggle up close at night for some form of comfort and security. he doesn’t tease or mock and responds to his ramblings of fear with a level of gentleness the knights weren’t aware he even possessed. merlin slowly relaxing as arthur subtly comforts him without addressing it
#i feel like this was a plot line in canon#idc#dont tell me#also yeah merlin would probably hide it better but for the sake of fanfiction plots were ignoring that#i just need arthur taking care of merlin#is that too much to ask for#jesus christ#also merlin ‘the bravest man arthur knows’ hunithson would still go on the quest and maybe pick up a weapon to try and fight the bandit#but hes also defenseless in a way he never was before and is shit with a sword#so yeah hes relying on the others for help and protection#merlin blocks two strikes from the bandit before the sword is knocked out of his hand and percy rushes in to knock the bandit over the head#merlins hands are shaking for an hour after the fact#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#merthur#fanfiction#fanfic#fic ideas#prompts#lil ooc but who doesnt love that
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i know we’re all into gruff and mostly-silent jason, but have we considered that this man just might be a whiner or a whimperer during sex?
i cannot stop thinking about a touchstarved jason getting reduced to little whimpers when it becomes too much.
he’d hold your hips, eyebrows knitted together and head thrown back as you grind against his lap, lips kiss swollen and cheeks flushed a pretty pink.
“give me a second, ���s too much, fuck, you’re so good—”
#do not perceive me.#maybe i just want jason to whine a lil ): is that too much to ask for#rahhhhhhh don’t look at me!!!!!!!!!!!! i am!!!!!! not okay!!!!!!!#. . . dc 💭#. . . jason todd 💭#jason todd x reader smut#jason todd x reader
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Your art is so cute 🥺. I wanna put it in my mouth and have a little chomp. They’re all such little guys and I love them so much.
if you’re still taking requests I would love to see how you draw Joel
funny bug in a pretty corset
#ask#maybe i was looking for an excuse to draw the corset#so thanks anon#he knows he's hot and tall and handsome#just don't say it too much or he'll get shy#this one is silly i'm sorry gkfjdgk#hermitcraft#smallishbeans#plume art
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I love the college of winterhold. everyone there is casually deranged and there's like an alarming number of students and staff who threaten you immediately when they meet you. it's always one of the first questlines I do. which makes it even funnier when you get made the arch-mage of the college. I'm level 12 and got through this questline knowing exactly 3 spells. what do you mean you want me to lead the college. this school CANNOT be an accredited institution
#i ask if anyone wants this job and everyone starts whistling and checking their phones#their magic phones. theyre scrolls#mia.txt#tes#skyrim#oh no wait i forgot j'zargo wants the position & actively tries to kill you (these are separate events but still probably not unrelated)#and nirya's gunning for it too. you know what maybe its a good thing im the archmage because im never there and don't do anything#i drop in every few weeks for 10 minutes then leave. the place pretty much runs itself right#reddit says “they have a bullying problem” yeah i know i married him#and he's the new boss' special little princess and he can do whatever he wants forever. call the police about it#dont bring your piddly ass problems to the archmage shes busy girlbossing (committing widescale atrocities)#(yes i know this is just how tamrielic mage guilds are but i just think its funny bc everyone fucking hates them specifically#like the rest of the town despises them and allegedly the nords have a special disdain for magic so its kind of funny that they make no#attempt to like. be more normal to gain the locals' trust#and you know what? good for them. fuck them nords)#ulothir#<- mentioned in the tags lmfao
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Decorative ginger experience <33
#art#fanart#homestuck#homestuck fanart#hom3stuck#eridan ampora#eridan fanart#homestuck eridan#sollux captor#homestuck sollux#sollux fanart#erisol#maybe???#if you squint ig#i just wanna be a fly on the wall when they bicker#is that too much to ask
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Dragon rider au revisited!!! 👀
Warriors - Monsterous Nightmare Titan
Time - Terrible Terror (he rides with Wars)
Hyrule - Gronkle
Sky - Deadly Nadder
Legend - Armorwing
Wind - Shockjaw
Four - Hideous Zippleback
Wild- Sentinel
Twilight - Woolly Howl
#linked universe#linkeduniverse#linked universe time#linked universe hyrule#linked universe four#my art#i got too much time on my hands now that i lowkey didnt ask for#gonna be posting more so maybe i can set up a kofi maybe idk never thought about it before
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it’s just like seeing her, for the first time again.
leon kennedy x reader
a/n: obviously. I was listening to mac demarco
Leon Kennedy, who throughout the years since you’ve met, always looks at you like he’s seeing you for the first time no matter how long it’s been. his life wasn’t what he thought it’d be, but if there was one thing he’d never change it was meeting you.
Leon Kennedy, who lets his mind wander when you’re rambling on about your day and just stares at you in pure adoration with his head in his hands. his ass is NOT listening but all he can focus on is your face and the distant sound of your voice. he falls head over heels for you again and again every. single. day.
Leon Kennedy, who swears up and down you’re the best thing to ever happen to him. I don’t think he’d outright show you off, but if someone asks about you the man will not shut up. he could talk about you for hours without fail. in great detail, too.
Leon Kennedy, who comes home from a mission that really fucked him up. a lot of good people were lost, and he didn’t know what to do. but as soon as he sees you, oh, you’re not going anywhere. older Leon is clingy as fuck, but only because he never wants to lose you. DI!Leon is the definition of clingy. when he comes back from Alcatraz he’s all over you.
Leon Kennedy, who will always dote on you and be the most attentive partner. he will always look at you like you’re a deity sent down from above. you’re his number one. his better half. he doesn’t know what he did to deserve you but he knows he’d rather die that let you go.
#maybe I just want someone to be obsessed with me#is that too much to ask#leon s kennedy#leon kennedy#leon scott kennedy#leon kennedy x reader#leon kennedy x you#resident evil
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Who's the best cook out of all of them? I get the impression it might be Oscar
I’ve gotten so many food related asks it’s so silly
#ask#arthur lester and his three boyfriends#none of the others can bake to save their lives btw#except maybe Arthur but you can’t challenge him too much before things go wrong#Noel has that Jewish + Italian gene mix that makes him an absolute beast in the kitchen
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(more persona 5 / persona 5 royal spoilers again)
(this one has art by dotdotdotukno on twitter please view)
compilation of specifically my obsession with ryuji and goro being terrible... friends??
#this doesnt even include me and kj's ongoing war live on the tl where every time he does anything i point at him and go 'ryuji'#and he does the same back at me#like the paws typo battle#which i won#p5#p5r#rookposting#goro akechi#ryuji sakamoto#akeshu#this one's kind of topical because LAVA is coming to australia soon#and im like i should pay human dollars to ask at least robbie but maybe robbie and max to say something?#and im like. i could ask them to read one of my dumbest tweets. i could do that as an adult with a job#but then the new problem is all my tweets are so dumb i dont know which one is the dumbest.#anyway last one for now ill wait a bit before i post anymore#.too much purse owner
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fire nation festival wear aka a blatant excuse for me to push atla clothing design conventions to the absolute Limit
jjk atla!au with @philosophiums
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#fanart#jjk fanart#fushiguro megumi#itadori yuuji#kugisaki nobara#jjk atla!au#atla!au: art#atla!au: illust#atla!au: design#lmhs#yuuji#megumi#nobara#there i go again putting way too much effort into designs that will b featured in all of one (1) chapter probably#the first fire nation fit i did for yuuji isnt even fic canon btw for the majority of th time theyll just be in their earth kingdom clothes#and these r the only fire nation clothes they'll Actually wear fr a significant amt of time#so feel free 2 disregard th other fit i designed for yuuji in that ask because this is all i want to see him in Ever actually#no ankles no chest no toes showing my boy is FULLY clothed. not an INCH of skin exposed. no sinful clothing cuts here no sir#did i draw him buttoned up from head to toe out of spite? maybe :)#'fire nation is based on imperial japan' me: on it boss taisho era inspired festival wear comin RIGHt up#real talk though these designs put me through the Wringer cries combining those two influences ws so hard...#all 3 braincells working *nanami voice* overtime smh#imo the final designs still ended up being a far cry from atla canon but i cant be bothered anymore they look Fine its Fine#my kids r dressed 2 the nines and that was the goal
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Can u draw Jedidiah and Octavius having a movie night using Larry's phone please 🙏??
I love your art sm!
Aww, thank you ♡
What movie are they watching? (Pretend there is something on that phone screen pls)
#honestly I just wanted to write this dialogue I don't have any movies in mind#anyway#does the popcorn look like popcorn? should I have left it more white? or maybe the shape is the problem..#ask#anonymous#answered#night at the museum#natm#natm jedediah#natm octavius#gaius octavius#jedediah smith#jedediah and octavius#jedtavius#fanart#art#traditional art#they need like. one pop corn each (and maybe even that is a bit too much)#I actually wanted to draw something similar myself so this ask was perfect actually#they'd watch it on an illegal website and fill Larry's phone with viruses#handwriting so bad the 'Larry' looks like 'Lawy'
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perhaps the most important question i’ve ever asked:
does anyone have tips for people trying to stop being chronically late to everything in the world that aren’t weirdly judgmental and aggressive or flat out lies
#when i tell you every single resource i’ve ever found or tried to get through or anyone i’ve ever asked#has been just so. mean about it#not even intentionally#not always at least#but there’s so much inherent shame tied to being late to things or being a person who used to be late to things#that i don’t think people can untie that from their ‘helpful tips’#it’s all ‘i used to also be a lazy uncaring piece of shit! you don’t have to be a horrible wretched loser anymore!’ and it’s like. okay.#you see how that’s not helping. right.#making me feel worse about it is NEVER helpful. i promise you i already have tortured myself over it FARRR more than any ‘on time’ person#ever had#this has been a comic i’ve been stewing on for ages as well but. well there’s of course the shame#idk it’s something that people are always despicably mean about bc fundamentally people who have never struggled with it#see it as a personal choice to be late#and as something one needs to just ‘try harder’ to fix. and that if you don’t#you inherently don’t care about other people’s time or even other people in general#and that feels horrible! it feels really bad!!#i mean i’ve got it from EVERYONE. disability allies. other adhd folks. disability resource offices#it’s something that nobody ever cares to acknowledge or try to accommodate for#bc time blindness and exec dysfunction are NEVER taken seriously as disabilities. they’re always always viewed as a personal failing#and i’m sick and tired of it. bc all this does is make people struggling with this Hate themselves#and worry endlessly that maybe they Are selfish and actually Don’t care about anyone else#there’s a bit too much here to keep in the tags i should really do the comic for adhd awareness month
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