sorry i argue alot i tried to communicate but nobody listened to me unless i was being scary or harming them and now i have no other means of communication
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ga-ming/gaming/嘉明:
mr. tea drinker. escorts cargo from yilong wharf (somewhere in chenyu vale) to liyue harbor. chenyu vale is known for tea leaf growing. where are tea leaves grown irl????? see below
SOUTHERNER??? southerner confirmed????
tea drinker and dim sum enjoyer.........
wushou -> 舞兽 -> literally translated as "beast dancing" -> it's just lion dance but with a knockoff lion ig
TIL! seems that he's based off the red/black lion known as guan gong / kwan kung / 关公!
irl, they look like this (which also explains where his black/red color scheme comes from)
this specific lion is one of 3, the other two are 2 other historical figures from romance of the 3 kingdoms (liu bei and zhang fei. this one comes from guan yu)
his constellation name is Leo Expergiscens which means awakening lion. it's 醒狮 in chinese, which is another name for lion dance used in canton/guangdong !!!
NO INCOME FROM LION DANCING T_T it's his side hustle.....
your honor he's perfect please release him alr
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Mihawk: You’re being a child.
Shanks (on shot what? of gin) : You'd better watch who you're calling a child, Dracule. Because if I'm a child, you know what that makes you?
Mihawk:....
Shanks: A Pedophile.
Mihawk:……
Shanks (drinking the gin bottle dry) : And I'll be damned if I'm gonna be lectured by a pervert.
Mihawk: ……..😑
Safe to say that Shanks is no longer allowed to drink gin. Because, As it turns out, spirits turn him into a bit of a mean drunk
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Wait, your telling me other people acctually like Jiang Cheng? Like, for real? Its not just me?
I love anyone else who loves this angry grape man.
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Arthur: so what do you do for work?
Merlin: I’m an actor
Arthur: I haven’t seen you in anything. What’ve you acted in? Shows? Movies?
Merlin: well, I’m acting right now as if there isn’t insane sexual tension between us
Arthur: what???
Merlin: what.
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Friendly reminder that the Indigo Disk would not reach the level of soap opera digest without our chaotic good problematic king Drayton stirring the pot of an angsty onion lord one leg at a time
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