#i really wanted to do this

[vorish-wonderland]

Not a request or anything but a thought I can't get out of my head.

Jade is shady af, we all know that. But what if... he feeds you people who either annoy him and or get too close for comfort. I just like the thought of him shrinking a student and feeding it to someone else, he wants to share his pleasure with you and such.

I knowwwwww you said this isn't a request but like I REALLY want to write it now that you've brought it up-

Includes: soft/safe vore, unwilling pred, previous unaware, implied previous fatal

★✦Perhaps You Like It...✦★

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Jade likes cooking.

So nothing really seemed off when he decided to start making you dinner every now and again.

Nothing looked weird about it, nothing tasted weird about it... but you swore your stomach felt a bit... heavy whenever he fed you. And it wasn't just a general feeling of fullness, it was... like something else was inside it.

...

But it's probably nothing.

And in fact, today he's made you something. Something that looks really good...

"I hope you enjoy your meal, (Y/N)."

"Yeah, thanks for making it, Jade!"

Jade was sat down beside you, watching you intently as you ate your food. A bit strange, but you just accepted it as Jade wanting to make sure you enjoyed what he'd made for you.

You swore you heard somebody yell out your name.

"What was that?"

"Um, w-what was what, (Y/N)?" Jade asked, uncharacteristically nervous.

"I thought somebody said my name."

"No! Nobody said anything!" Jade smiled. "Now eat your food!"

"...ok."

You could've sworn that you heard it again.

"Did you hear it that time?" You asked.

"No, like I said, nobody said anything, (Y/N)."

You heard it again. More frantic this time...

And just then, the illusion spell Jade had used wore off.

And there, siting on your utensil, was Ace, at miniature size.

"Hey (Y/N)! Glad you, uh... glad you didn't eat me...!"

"Jade, what is this?!"

"It's an NRC freshman from Heartslabyul, Ace Trappola... oh yes, you know him, don't you?" Jade asked.

"WHY WAS ACE IN MY FOOD, JADE?!"

"Oh... you didn't know?" Jade asked, a malicious smile on his face. "This isn't the first time this has happened. You've eaten multiple people this past month."

"Multiple-?"

"I've always liked to shrink and eat those who annoy me... it's so fun to see their terrified faces, pleading for me not to do it, but in the end... they always end up sliding down my throat." Jade sinisterly giggled. "It's so wonderful... hearing them panic inside of me... don't you agree, (Y/N)~?"

"No! What the hell is wrong with you?!" You yelled.

"Oh dear... I truly thought you would understand me... we're so close, after all, I thought we could-"

"YOU'RE INSANE!! Why do you think I would ever want to eat someone?!"

"You say that, despite having eaten and digested multiple people at this point." Jade grabbed Ace, holding him in front of his face, ,. "Nobody you know, I assure you... unless... do you know anyone who's gone missing recently? You might've eaten them~"

"(Y-Y/N)... you're not gonna let him eat me... r-right?" Ace nervously asked.

"Oh don't you worry... I'm not going to eat you..." Jade said, before placing his free hand on your lower jaw and prying open your mouth. "No... (Y/N) is!"

Jade shoved Ace into your mouth and held your jaw shut with his hand.

"Now swallow him, (Y/N)." Jade demanded. "I can tell a fake one from a real one, by the way. Swallow him down and we can be done with this."

Seeing no other way out of this, you did as Jade asked, and...

You swallowed Ace.

You've felt this way before... a strangely exciting feeling of swallowing something that's just a bit too big for you...

Before you'd just thought that you'd accidentally swallowed too much food but now it seems... it was a person nearly every time, wasn't it?

"Good! So I'll see you again for dinner tomorrow?"

"Maybe... maybe not..." You nervously smiled.

"See you tomorrow then."

You sighed as Jade left.

"So, uh... you're gonna be letting me out of here, right...?" Ace asked.

"Yeah, don't worry." You sighed. "I feel so strange... it just doesn't feel right, knowing I've done this before." You said.

"Well, Jade said he hasn't fed you anyone you know- well, uh, besides me- so at least you can have a mostly clear conscience!"

"I'm almost 100% sure he was lying with that though."

"Oh well, you can't change the past. Now please get me out? I'm gonna need a shower after this." Ace sighed.

You couldn't believe that Jade had been feeding you living people... not to mention you've been enjoying it...

What a terrifying thought...

[kcuf-ad]

Hmm I know you want to talk about your fics but I don’t have any specific questions! So just tell me any fact about one of your fics that you think is really interesting!

How about 2 interesting facts!?

In my GX: Rewrite, I was originally wanted to use Jagger for one of the Shadow Riders, but I then decided it was like copying someone's idea, so I decided to use a different character and then I thought about Kite Tenjo from Zexal and Arc V. Originally, I planned for him to die like Yuri in my fic, but I wanted to use more of him since I love his character, I wanted to have other ideas until the idea of him being a Pro Duelist, being a big bro figure to Chazz and dating Gloria Tyler.

I always wanted to use more of the VRAINS cast and use as little as OCs as possible and characters from other series as I wanted to show my love for VRAINS, and I came up with great ideas for some of the characters, like The Shepherd joining the group in order to defeat the Ignis, Skye being one of the Lost Children and aquiring Aqua early, so Blue Maiden can have some victories under her belt and Gore having a different reason and way of becoming a bounty hunter in Season 2.

[puppyeared]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

[inkskinned]

it's extremely critical that you see the photo of the perp walk for luigi mangione as being propaganda. i've seen so many people wave it off and instead fawn over his looks. and trust me, i know it ended up being kind of pathetic and weird - but please don't brush it off as a "modelling opportunity" for him. it's a fucking terrifying message the police are sending.

i want to make a few comparisons here, in case you're not from the US or familiar with why the perp walk thing is something to pay attention to. just to set the groundwork for why this is a purposeful, unusual, and cruel act by the nyc police - for why this is not a common occurrence and for why that matters.

the prosecution alleges the show of force is due to the charge of "terrorism." for comparison, in june 2015, tsarnaev was found guilty for the boston marathon bombing, which killed 3 people and injured hundreds. his actions are considered to be an act of domestic terrorism. i have spent the last hour looking through google for pictures of similar to mangione's perp walk - and so far, i have found zero. i also just do not personally remember a moment like that, despite living in boston at the time.

they allege that luigi is a stone-cold killer who carried out a longterm plan, making him particularly dangerous. again for comparison: in nyc, recently cory martin was found guilty of the killing of brandy odom. the murder was planned and premeditated to steal insurance money. and yet no staged perp walk. why didn't her life matter enough for a "show of force"?

but mangione gets paraded by a veritable army of police officers as if he is a rabid animal. for a single citizen who allegedly killed one other single citizen, the "largest perp walk ever" occurs.

so what is the "strong message" that the mayor and the police were trying to send here? the mayor speaks as if mangione is already convicted of terrorism. there is a very thin number of people who feel threatened by the CEO's death. none of us felt like mangione needs to be under massive armed guard.

the message is that you shouldn't resist. they are trying to "make an example" of him - that if you behave badly and kill a single rich person, you'll be treated as if you killed hundreds of people. you will be treated worse than a man who was found guilty of terrorism. you will be considered guilty without trial. the message is that the rich are a protected class, and you cannot touch them without massive punishment. they are trying to prevent a revolution by showing dominance and force against you.

the message is that the police are a puppet of the wealthy and that the law is not equally applied across class disparity. it is "some are more equal than others." it is "one life is more precious than another."

the show of force wasn't for luigi. it was for us. it was a warning. they are trying to remind us who is really in control.

[lgbtlunaverse]

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[spookygibberish]

OK SO I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET IN THE RAIN AT 2AM AND I SAW AN ANIMAL RUNNING DOWN THE ROAD AND SO I GRABBED IT AND

IT WAS THIS

[pangur-and-grim]

one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."

I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.

[do-you-know-this-queer-character]

Do you know this queer character?

Castiel is Queer and Agender or Genderfluid, and uses varying pronouns based on presentation!

[redsray]

the funniest part of any Robin meeting the JL is that every Robin is so distinctly different from the previous one in terms of personality and vibes that the league literally gets backlash. and like, I don't blame them. not to mention that they are non-meta children that dress as a traffic light and fight crime alongside batman in gotham on a nightly basis. i'd also be a bit concerned. Batman, literally The Night of Gotham personified in the League's eyes, coming into a JL meeting: This is Robin, my crime-fighting partner. 11-year-old Dick Grayson, dressed in the brightest primary colours possible, vaguely hidden murder behind those eyes, never stops moving even for a moment: Hi! Superman: That's a child. That's-- Bats that is a child. You let a child--? Batman, deadpan: You try to stop him. Would you rather he try and murder a grown man with a wire?

Batman: This is Robin. 12-year-old Jason Todd, with the biggest grin on his face, about 3 books in his hand, stars in his eyes and a distinct street-kid drawl: Hey!!! Green Lantern: That's ... that's a different child. What?? Jason: I stole his tires :) Batman: Tried to. Jason, stage whispering to the League: basically did. Green Lantern: that is a different kid, right?? I'm not seeing shit??

Batman: This is Robin. 14-year-old Tim Drake, bo staff clutched in his hand, a wary and tired expression on his face, more on the quiet side, the literal walking definition of don't judge a book by it's cover: hello Flash: Where do you even find these-- Tim: I found myself.

Batman: This is Robin. 17-year-old Stephanie Brown, literally blonde, with a shit-eating grin, eyes full of nothing but mischief and the most explosive personality you've ever seen: hiya!! Superman: I give up. Stephanie: I know, I have that amazing effect on people.

Batman: This is Robin. 13-year-old Damian Wayne, a literal wet cat that will hiss at you, has a sword, the most judgemental stare you'll get from a teenager, ready to jump anyone there: Green Lantern: WHY DOES HE HAVE A SWORD?! Batman: ... he came with the sword.

[egophiliac]

gargoyle Mal is everything I've ever dreamed of and more. his little raincoat! his umbrella! I hope he really does have big ol' stompy rainboots to splash around in puddles in. I hope they have little faces on them.

(Twst please give me Malleus having a rainy day adventure, this is everything I need right now)

[honeymongering]

This is such a gentle suggestion.

Perhaps I would like to purchase a fish.

[eatyourdamnpears]

I’ve been in such a funk since the concert. I’m not even sure I enjoyed myself that much. maybe I did. I don’t know

[romanceyourdemons]

so much love for characters who are desperately unsure whether they’re a good person, a redeemable person, a person worth saving, but are absolutely certain that they’re a grade a hottie

[coffee-mage-sans-caffeine]

I know you're out there, somewhere on Tumblr. You have to be on Tumblr. You drive a red Prius. It proclaims you to be YAOIMOM. It was so excellent I had to pull over in stop and go traffic to take a picture of your car because it was pure perfection. I love you. I support you. I want to be your friend. You live for sure in my state and probably in my city and I want to hang out. You're clearly my kind of person.

If you see this and recognize yourself, reply or reblog if you want to be my friend. I'm not kidding. Let's get some kind of warm beverage at a neutral public space.