#i never thought the leopards would eat my face

[itsparis-07]

🎶 oh I never thought that the leopards would eat my face🎶

Trump voters on tiktok are EXTREMELY mad about the following:

They just found out what tariffs are

They just found out what denaturalization is

They (particularly black and Hispanic trump voters) just found out that other trump voters are racist

Leftists and liberals don't want to be their friends (they are furious about this)

Leftists keep telling them they hope they get what they voted for (they are really mad about this too)

[dittography-direwolf]

Watching progs suddenly acting fearful of all the government powers they smuckled about the last four years with zero self awareness is fucking hilarious. Also sort of infuriating, but still hilarious.

The ones actually outright screaming "Well I never thoughts leopards would eat MY face!" are even funnier.

[flying-cat]

How many times do you guys think "'I never thought the leopards would eat MY face!' says the person who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party" will be quoted for the next four years

[bitchesgetriches]

"I never thought the leopards would eat MY face!" @chescaleigh

[katesattic]

I can’t stop thinking about that one lady on TikTok who sings “I never thought the leopards would eat my face”. I love her.

[ohello0]

I’m so sick of seeing the Mormon wife content spreading like mold across all social media platforms. I don’t give a fuck about your stand mixer you have three MIT degrees NASA NEEDS YOU!! Stop having that bighead man’s babies the international space station is looking for people get out there!!!

[littler3d]

Alicent really let the zoo loose when Viserys died and is still somehow shocked the leopards are eating her face huh

[ravenkings]

[beyblaiddyd]

my real biggest problem with mouthwashing Discussion is that people are focusing way too hard on criticism of Jimmy when that is obvious/blatantly part of the narrative from second one and they should probably really be discussing the things the game has to say about Curly

[colonel-chicken]

Tojoctober - Day 9 - Fear (prompt list)

Suddenly, I remember the reaso I usually stick to black and white for Tojoctober. It's to stop myself from becoming crazy and making a technicolor nightmares like this one.

Oh well.

[lilbittymonster]

Thinking that I need to go back in and have Kitali yell at Alphinaud more than I have currently. Because while she's usually softer with kids he wanted to play grown up politics with grown up decisions and now there are grown up casualties and he has to face the grown up consequences for that.

And I think for a while he is genuinely afraid of her at the beginning of HW.

[the-martyrfication-of-the-matron]

I don’t advocate for bigotry, but I need the leopards to get to eating some faces.

[in-death-we-fall]

Wednesday's arm in a sling after he broke his collarbone

[rosalesbeausderholle]

You read a post about how American conservatives have alluded at banning divorce and at wanting to forbid women to wear trousers and your takeaway is "ugh trans people did this!" rather than coming to the conclusion that they just have always thought this they can just express it openly now.

[dovedrangeas]

transphobic gays when the conservatives they allied with to harm trans people move from transphobia to homophobia:

[ohello0]

Why tf is tumblr showing me terf shit “based on my likes” no tf they’re not dumbass bitch! [the rest of this transcript has been redacted so the tumblr ceo doesn’t try and sue this user]