#I never thought the leopards would eat MY face
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dittography-direwolf · 16 hours ago
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Watching progs suddenly acting fearful of all the government powers they smuckled about the last four years with zero self awareness is fucking hilarious. Also sort of infuriating, but still hilarious.
The ones actually outright screaming "Well I never thoughts leopards would eat MY face!" are even funnier.
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bitchesgetriches · 4 months ago
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"I never thought the leopards would eat MY face!" @chescaleigh
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katesattic · 4 months ago
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I can’t stop thinking about that one lady on TikTok who sings “I never thought the leopards would eat my face”. I love her.
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ohello0 · 8 months ago
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I’m so sick of seeing the Mormon wife content spreading like mold across all social media platforms. I don’t give a fuck about your stand mixer you have three MIT degrees NASA NEEDS YOU!! Stop having that bighead man’s babies the international space station is looking for people get out there!!!
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littler3d · 4 months ago
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Alicent really let the zoo loose when Viserys died and is still somehow shocked the leopards are eating her face huh
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ravenkings · 4 months ago
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beyblaiddyd · 1 month ago
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my real biggest problem with mouthwashing Discussion is that people are focusing way too hard on criticism of Jimmy when that is obvious/blatantly part of the narrative from second one and they should probably really be discussing the things the game has to say about Curly
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colonel-chicken · 1 year ago
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Tojoctober - Day 9 - Fear (prompt list)
Suddenly, I remember the reaso I usually stick to black and white for Tojoctober. It's to stop myself from becoming crazy and making a technicolor nightmares like this one.
Oh well.
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lilbittymonster · 7 months ago
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Thinking that I need to go back in and have Kitali yell at Alphinaud more than I have currently. Because while she's usually softer with kids he wanted to play grown up politics with grown up decisions and now there are grown up casualties and he has to face the grown up consequences for that.
And I think for a while he is genuinely afraid of her at the beginning of HW.
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I don’t advocate for bigotry, but I need the leopards to get to eating some faces.
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in-death-we-fall · 8 months ago
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Wednesday's arm in a sling after he broke his collarbone
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rosalesbeausderholle · 2 years ago
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You read a post about how American conservatives have alluded at banning divorce and at wanting to forbid women to wear trousers and your takeaway is "ugh trans people did this!" rather than coming to the conclusion that they just have always thought this they can just express it openly now.
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dovedrangeas · 1 year ago
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transphobic gays when the conservatives they allied with to harm trans people move from transphobia to homophobia:
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#transphobia //#homophobia //#misogyny //#incest //#rape //#warnings are mostly for the tags#alternative caption: transphobic cis women when the conservatives they allied with to harm trans people move from transphobia to misogyny:#‘surely these people with bioessentialist ideals about sex and gender and sexuality and what men and women are will treat me well#as a gay person/woman/both’#or#‘​i never thought they would eat MY face’ sobs woman who voted for the leopards eating human faces party#anyway conversatives will not stop at just getting rid of trans people. they don’t want gay people either. they want women to basically be#property and objects for men again.#they aren’t going to see you as an exception. they are not your allies.#this is why i can’t stand terfs who agree with fuckers like matt walsh#he’s a huge fucking misogynist who is pro life and talks about how fertile teenage girls are and how child rape victims should have to give#birth to their rapists child because it’s ‘evidence’ of their assault#and he’s incredibly fucking homophobic too. he thinks gay people are groomers.#but he’s transphobic too so terfs just eat it all up and agree with him based on that.#‘he knows what a woman is uwu so he’s a feminist ally’ he doesn’t think that children should be taught about consent and that victims of#incest and rape should carry their rapists baby to term because it’s evidence and that teenage girls are more fertile and all kinds of#other disgusting shit#he is not your ally. if you align yourself with him you are not a feminist#you’re an idiot at best and just as much of a fascist predator as him at worst#i hope you drive your car off a bridge <3#(drafted this back in january and its even more relevant now lmao)
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ohello0 · 9 months ago
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Why tf is tumblr showing me terf shit “based on my likes” no tf they’re not dumbass bitch! [the rest of this transcript has been redacted so the tumblr ceo doesn’t try and sue this user]
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xxxemilyg1996 · 2 days ago
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Maggots are already replying in my Facebook comments, this one claiming there's no way doctors are gonna let women die by not providing abortions. He's a radiation tech he's not even a fucking doctor. So I replied with articles about women who have died right here in Texas because of abortion bans.
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ryn-city · 25 days ago
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not my grandmother begging me not to vote for kamaIa because "she and her running mate are registered communists!" as if that wouldnt make me want to vote for them harder like god i wish lol
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