#I never thought the leopards would eat MY face
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Watching progs suddenly acting fearful of all the government powers they smuckled about the last four years with zero self awareness is fucking hilarious. Also sort of infuriating, but still hilarious.
The ones actually outright screaming "Well I never thoughts leopards would eat MY face!" are even funnier.
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"I never thought the leopards would eat MY face!" @chescaleigh
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I can’t stop thinking about that one lady on TikTok who sings “I never thought the leopards would eat my face”. I love her.
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I’m so sick of seeing the Mormon wife content spreading like mold across all social media platforms. I don’t give a fuck about your stand mixer you have three MIT degrees NASA NEEDS YOU!! Stop having that bighead man’s babies the international space station is looking for people get out there!!!
#to paraphrase TS Madison#step your pussy up build a business STOP sucking dick#committing yourself and your children to a life of patriarchal control in the religious cult so you could live slightly more comfortably….#I never thought the leopards would eat MY face#please please please#stop getting married so young#stop having children for no reason#stop broadcasting religious nuclear family propaganda to other young women#and men in general#it’s so over#also#NEVER JOIN YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS
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Alicent really let the zoo loose when Viserys died and is still somehow shocked the leopards are eating her face huh
#house of the dragon#hotd#hotd season 2#hotd spoilers#house of the dragon season 2#house of the dragon spoilers#alicent hightower#anti alicent hightower#aemond targaryen#anti aemond targaryen#all I can think about right now is that one tik tok song#I 👏 never 👏 thought ✨ the 👏 leopards 👏 would 👏 eat 👏 my 👏 face
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#literally#they're trying to shape the court into some kind of autocratic priesthood that has the final say in everything#except ofc if trump wins the election he won't like that and he'll go after them based on the authority of their own decisions#and they'll be like “i never thought the leopards would eat MY face 😮”#sick and stupid and pathetic imo#politics#usa#news#twitter
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my real biggest problem with mouthwashing Discussion is that people are focusing way too hard on criticism of Jimmy when that is obvious/blatantly part of the narrative from second one and they should probably really be discussing the things the game has to say about Curly
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Tojoctober - Day 9 - Fear (prompt list)
Suddenly, I remember the reaso I usually stick to black and white for Tojoctober. It's to stop myself from becoming crazy and making a technicolor nightmares like this one.
Oh well.
#fun fact !! i write little notes and sketches to prep each picture#and for this one the only thing i wrote was :#daigo 'i never thought the leopards would eat my face :(((' dojima#which is what i would title this piece if it was like a real painting#tojoctober#inktober#yakuza#rgg#like a dragon#ryu ga gotoku#daigo dojima#a hint of kiryu and a hint of the worst fucker in any piece of media ever too but fuck it#i'm sleepy
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Thinking that I need to go back in and have Kitali yell at Alphinaud more than I have currently. Because while she's usually softer with kids he wanted to play grown up politics with grown up decisions and now there are grown up casualties and he has to face the grown up consequences for that.
And I think for a while he is genuinely afraid of her at the beginning of HW.
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I don’t advocate for bigotry, but I need the leopards to get to eating some faces.
#context: ‘I never thought the leopards would eat my face’ is a way to mock people (typically minorities) who side with bigots and are#surprised when their pick-me-isms aren’t enough to protect them from that bigotry.#I see too much on tiktok queer people especially turning on their own community because they want to be a ‘good one’. as if the pink#triangle wouldn’t get pinned on them too. I don’t think hate crimes should happen to anyone but sometimes I think people need to understand#that being ‘one of the good ones’ is still being ‘one of them’
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Wednesday's arm in a sling after he broke his collarbone
#i never thought the leopards (driving drunk) would eat MY face (cause a severe car accident)#incredibly pathetic looking era too#and—#i pretend i do not see it#wednesday 13
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You read a post about how American conservatives have alluded at banning divorce and at wanting to forbid women to wear trousers and your takeaway is "ugh trans people did this!" rather than coming to the conclusion that they just have always thought this they can just express it openly now.
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transphobic gays when the conservatives they allied with to harm trans people move from transphobia to homophobia:
#transphobia //#homophobia //#misogyny //#incest //#rape //#warnings are mostly for the tags#alternative caption: transphobic cis women when the conservatives they allied with to harm trans people move from transphobia to misogyny:#‘surely these people with bioessentialist ideals about sex and gender and sexuality and what men and women are will treat me well#as a gay person/woman/both’#or#‘i never thought they would eat MY face’ sobs woman who voted for the leopards eating human faces party#anyway conversatives will not stop at just getting rid of trans people. they don’t want gay people either. they want women to basically be#property and objects for men again.#they aren’t going to see you as an exception. they are not your allies.#this is why i can’t stand terfs who agree with fuckers like matt walsh#he’s a huge fucking misogynist who is pro life and talks about how fertile teenage girls are and how child rape victims should have to give#birth to their rapists child because it’s ‘evidence’ of their assault#and he’s incredibly fucking homophobic too. he thinks gay people are groomers.#but he’s transphobic too so terfs just eat it all up and agree with him based on that.#‘he knows what a woman is uwu so he’s a feminist ally’ he doesn’t think that children should be taught about consent and that victims of#incest and rape should carry their rapists baby to term because it’s evidence and that teenage girls are more fertile and all kinds of#other disgusting shit#he is not your ally. if you align yourself with him you are not a feminist#you’re an idiot at best and just as much of a fascist predator as him at worst#i hope you drive your car off a bridge <3#(drafted this back in january and its even more relevant now lmao)
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Why tf is tumblr showing me terf shit “based on my likes” no tf they’re not dumbass bitch! [the rest of this transcript has been redacted so the tumblr ceo doesn’t try and sue this user]
#nice blocklist in the notes on that one tho#strangest part was the terf screenshotting a twt from a racist clout chaser who tried to be a trans right wing mouth piece#but had to stop bc the chuds wouldn’t stop misgendering her lmaoo#‘I never thought the leopards would eat MY face’#dumb ass bitch#anyway#terfs eat shit and die#praying that user falls into a well and never comes out#transmisogyny
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Maggots are already replying in my Facebook comments, this one claiming there's no way doctors are gonna let women die by not providing abortions. He's a radiation tech he's not even a fucking doctor. So I replied with articles about women who have died right here in Texas because of abortion bans.
#my sister is friends/coworkers with his best friend so i wont be surprised if she hears about it on tuesday when she goes back to work#and i deleted another comment from a closeted gay man who is happy trump one#bitch your a gay mexican who literally can't introduce your boyfriend as your boyfriend because youre so scared of these people#theyre gonna learn#i never thought the leopards would eat my face as bitches#i will not let any man but especially one of the dumbest white men I've ever met talk down on me#boy I've known you for 20+ years shut the fuck up
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not my grandmother begging me not to vote for kamaIa because "she and her running mate are registered communists!" as if that wouldnt make me want to vote for them harder like god i wish lol
#if you think im voting for a human skin tag endorsed by the k(x3) and wants to literally ignite a dictatorship ur about to be disappointed#i do not want this parasite in power again but man would it be vidicating to see ''i never thought leopards would eat MY face'' in real time#as he fucks them over in every way theyre convinced hes gonna help somehow lol#🔈soapbox
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