#i needed it to distract my mind

[somuchstrdst]

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[aghostsnail]

so-so there's this guy (@keferon 's tf mecha au)

[sysig]

Strictly professional showering (Patreon)

[lover-of-mine]

[backpackingspace]

Of course post-canon odysseus and penelope love each other (they are a little bit insane about the other. Neither is allowed to leave the others side for months after odysseus gets back. They cycle between sobbing on one and another and aggressively making out. ) but it's true that they have both changed. It's been twenty hard years after all. So

Odypen courting each other again just for the fun of it. Odypen deciding to act like teenagers again and make elaborate plans pretending to sneak into the others room.

Odysseus sending penelopes 90 year old dad a letter challenging him to a race for penelopes hand in marriage. (This does not go over well but penelope though it was hilarious)

Odysseus begging Athena to help him win penelopes heart/hand again. (Athena: What no why you're already married I don't understand you ) (she helps anyways)

Penelope weaving all of odysseus's clothes. Penelope hauling out every tapestry she made of telemachus's childhood (she made one for every year. To gift odysseus on his birthday when he returned.)

Odypen leaving telemachus incharge while they go off on dates (to harssass, cause problems, and badger other people into giving them things). It should be fine Athena has been sticking close to the house lately. And it's only for an afternoon anyways (at first. Headcanon that penelope came with odysseus when he had to go plant the oar and call it a windmill quest.)

[artuurle]

doodles based off me and a friends (@ashtreelane) conversation BECAUSE HE KEEPS LIKING MY GGG SPOILERS ART ON PURPOSE TO BE MEAN TO ME. (permission to make and post this was given lol) /silly

[amid-fandoms]

this is actually insane

[burguesinha24]

A SUBMISSIVE VI SEXY TIMES FIC TO THE SONG 34+35 BY ARIII??? LIKE SHE JUST ATE SOME SEXY TIMES CHOCOLATE OR SMTHING??? DO YALL SEE THE VISION???

[feyd-meowtha]

Geta thinks his brother used to be beautiful, but it gets harder to remember every day. He watches him now, spread across the sofa like melted butter, and feels something more akin to disgust. The love is still there but it’s mutated. It has too many legs, it crawls across his skin and sometimes he wishes he could flick it off.

Ch1/1, 4301 words, mind the tags!!

[the-kr8tor]

3k words in one sitting we are kind of back

[timothyslucy]

911 fandom do me a favor and send me the nastiest bucktommy smut fics, THAT DO NOT INCLUDE EDDIE MENTIONS OF EDDIE.

[apologetic-artist]

The epper

(Yes, that is the IKEA alien plush[AFTONSPARV])

[ssaemilyhotchner]

V please? Congrats on 1k+!

tysm, dear anon! 🖤❤️

OTHER 1K DRABBLES | Read on AO3 Join the celebration by requesting a letter!

letter: V | prompt: Vegas | wc: 0.7k | cw: gambling a/n: Hotch and Emily go undercover. Loosely inspired by 7x13, "Snake Eyes."

Please do not repost (reblogs welcome) or otherwise claim as your own.

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Emily danced a poker chip across her knuckles as she watched him stride across the casino floor to her. She could feel his eyes raking over her, drinking her in: her curled hair, her tiny black dress, her red fuck-me pumps. In the rich, sultry lighting, she was a different woman entirely.

She peered at him with smokey eyes, then shot him a wicked smile that was pure Emily, no alternate persona required. “I was beginning to think you’d never make your way back over here.”

Hotch returned her smile with a dark one of his own before leaning in for a kiss. She hummed delightedly against his mouth, and more than anything, it was how instinctive the reaction was for her that had him tightening his grip on the poker table. She was, as he’d wanted to determine for years, a joy to kiss: sweet, pliable yet present, a perfect fit.

As much as he would have liked to make the discovery a different way, perhaps after a nice dinner or a night in, he wasn’t about to squander his chance.

They broke away reluctantly, recentering their focus on the reason they were there to begin with. “And leave a pretty thing like you all by yourself?” 

Emily didn’t need to fake the blush that colored her cheeks.

When they had gone undercover together to draw out an unsub who was targeting particularly hedonistic couples in casinos across Vegas, she had expected a lot of things: Reid insisting on counting cards in her ear even though she was a good enough player without his math, thank you very much; fending off advances from casino-goers in the market for a sin-to-win experience of their own; and, buzzing insistently beneath it all, the burgeoning attraction between her and Hotch externalized as a result of their partnership on the case.

What she hadn’t expected was just how readily—easily, eagerly—he would commit to the bit. Lingering touches, pet names rolling off his tongue as if he’d called her by them a hundred times before, all stoking the heat simmering between them. Idly, she let herself wonder about the end of the case. About whether it was in the cards for the two of them to continue their charade into the late hours of the night.

A voice cut through her reverie. “Are you in or are you out?”

Emily made a show of feigning embarrassment at the realization that the dealer was waiting on her, knowing that the antics only ensured the attention of their unsub, who was sitting on the other side of the ten-person poker table. “I’m sorry,” she giggled, “I fold.” She turned back towards Hotch and drew slender, red-tipped fingers down the lapel of his jacket, leaving a trail of heat in their wake. Then she fixed him with a pretty pout. “You distracted me, baby.”

“I’m sorry,” he crooned, tucking a lock of her hair behind her ear as she rose from her seat. “Do you want to join the rest of the railbirds, stick around to see who wins?”

“No, I want you to make it up to me.”

Hotch swallowed thickly as she peered up at him, all bedroom eyes and long, gorgeous lashes. “Oh, yeah?” He wrapped his arm around her waist and tucked her against his side as they slinked away to a less populated area of the establishment, knowing their unsub would follow shortly. “And how would you suggest I go about doing that?”

“Well, first of all you owe me a drink. And second,” Emily’s eyes glittered with mischief, “how about we forgo our initial blackjack plans and…play something else?”

“What do you have in mind?”

“Mmm. I can think of a few games,” she answered suggestively.

Slowly, deliberately, Emily leaned in with a long press of her body to his and brushed her lips against Hotch’s ear to whisper that she had eyes on their unsub tailing them just a few paces away. But even after she’d shared the observation, her lips continued traveling down his jaw for a fraction of a second longer, and there was no doubting the authenticity of his breath catching in his throat. Hotch’s voice was a low honeyed rumble when he remembered to speak. “I like the sound of that.”

She hummed out a little laugh. “Be careful what you wish for.”

When his gaze met hers, it was dark, almost black. “I don’t want to be careful anymore.” 

Emily had barely any time to process his double meaning before he nodded his cue and she drew her weapon from the holster beneath her dress. 

“Freeze! FBI!”

[shower-phantom-ideas]

You guys just don’t understand

You can’t even begin to grasp the amount of pranks Danny could pull on super heros (is that one words? Superheros?)

Added a read more because I hate long posts

Danny as a ghost is so powerful. Like our boy can walk through walls, disappear, and fly! Do you even grasp how much more unique he is than the others guys??

Jokes aside just imagine if you will. Danny could leave batburger cups next to Batman all the time (he comes back later to toss em out of Big ol B doesn’t)

Like hell we talk about Danny just showing up basically stalking the heros but ok hear me out. He didn’t mean to figure out Batmans identity ok but he was in the right place at the right time and over heard some stuff. Now he follows Bruce Wayne around instead. Always spitting out if a batburger cup. Maybe Bruce makes eye contact with him and one time Danny just leans his drink out to as one does to offer a sip xD the man is horrified.

For the ?Robins? The other bats maybe he leaves gifts of sorts. Stuff they would like made from his ice or something. He can understand becoming a hero young and most (if not all) of them did that. He plays favourites with the younger Heros for sure. But hes still making them have there “God?? Is that you” moments like everyone else.

Hell he could follow Superman around and always make his cape flow against the wind and the Hero wouldn’t know wtf is going on. Maybe Superman hears a very slight snickering maybe but the prank is harmless enough so why worry too much. I mean it’s probably bad someone can do this without getting detected till they give themselves away by laughing but nothing harmful yet. (Yet would emphasise Batman)

I don’t know anything about GreenArrow but I assume he uses a bow and arrow so I could imagine Danny grabbing his arrows and making them fly in crazy wild paths before hitting their mark.

Idk honestly how he would fuck with GreenLatern besides like using his ghost powers to try and one up his ring. Like Lantern makes a shield? Danny makes a better one next to it or in front of it. Tbh it’s actually helping Danny get better at his powers so he does this a lot rip Hal (I did not know he was played by Ryan Reynolds maybe ill watch the newer movie)

He refuses to mess with Wonder Woman because the Phandom has told me she is his fav thus he refuses to prank her. He respects her too much and is a huge enough fan that hes too nervous to even approach. Thus she thinks she is this pranksters least favourite since she is never bothered.

Aqua-man (thx for the correction siri) is pretty fun to prank because Danny can follow the man underwater. Idk anything about science of it but imagine Danny like making a space he can talk in with his ice powers (making a bubble of sorts) to make spooky noises at ?Arthur? (R we seriously going with Arthur in this one?) like I assume without actual fish related powers, or with them I havent seen any thing aquaman, you can’t talk underwater. But also if Danny figures out his real name hes 100% gonna be playing the Hey Arthur theme at this man all the time.

He just lowkey overshadows cyborg. Not in a controlling way but just along for the ride kinda way. He was gonna make remarks about his tech but ended up being stunned by how good it is. “Fam I aint gonna lie. I came here to follow you around and make comments like a streamer but your tech is crazy cool. I mean you could have saved a little room with a more compact cooling unit but I mean this is probably some of the best stuff I have seen outside my family!” Or something idk. Maybe he goes full on antman in coldwar

As for the Flash thats pretty simple. He doesn’t let the Flash run from him. I don’t think Danny could keep up with the Flash at all. Like man cants have everyones powers (can’t he tho) but he just hangs on and pretends to have followed. I mean hes invisible the whole time so not like anyone can see lmao though if (idk who the flash is? So ill use Barry cause thats why google say) if Barry goes too fast he might get Danny to give up the game cause boy is on the side vomiting. Barry is pretty smug about probably being the first to throw the prankster for a loop but Danny is just on the side like “how can you go that fast and not be sick dude”

Like tbh I was gonna just make a list of pranks he pulls on Batman but yall seem to enjoy the Justice League so here go off I guess.

Honestly I had to charge my phone so I forget a lot of the post rip this kne

[ganondoodle]

I am sorry to hear that the depression has stolen your spark.

I want you to know that you are the sole reason I gave Skyward Sword a chance. Your art was so beautiful and compelling that I just had to know about the media it came from.

Your art introduced me to an incredible community that years later, I am still benefitting from. Your art was the gateway, and I've always been thankful to you for that.

I hope your spark realights, and I hope you can kick depression right in its ass.

i- i did that????? qoq

yes im reviving old reaction pictures

i hope im not ruining the mood bc .. this legitimately made me tear up and i kept thinking of this ever since receiving the ask-

but bc i cant keep my mouth shut (i apologize if you are already well aware of all this i just .. like to talk i guess), i ... idk i have said this before but i feel incredibly conflicted about demise (am i allowed to like him??? do i even like him when i changed him so much??? am i a fraud fan????) and the game he comes from, i .. dont actually like skyward sword that much, or, not as much as it may seem like (my favorite is windwaker, second is botw), every now and then i even feel guilty for demise being my blorbo tm- as much as i love him im under no illusion what his introduction to the series did, the games lore is not .. great, it seems to have kickstarted the decline of the series writing and completely torpedoed any sort of fandom discussion by making zelda a literal reincarnation of the good tm gods of love and light and peace and everything good tm uwu and pit her against an evil demonnnnn that just crawled out the earth one day (??) and was only evil and bad and dark and hate incarnate an hated the good tm gods bc hes jsut so eviiiil, it gave rise to the utter dissmissal of any sort of ganondorf related discussions (funny how it only seems to apply to ganondorf, and none of the other villains hmmmmmmmmmmmm) bc, while not confirmed confirmed (though the fandom likes to pretend that), hes now widely seen as a reincarnation of demise and thus, doesnt need nuance or be given any grace or thought bc apparently when you say someone is a demon (or its reincarnation, which i dont believe ganondorf is, to be clear) that means its fine to not give them any thought bc demons are just evil tm and thats ok and good writing actually (wat????)

(if you take skysw as canonically how it all went down bc my interpretation makes it all be a fabricated lie so the gods can play their little games, there is no godess reincarnation, that was a lie to make way for an opressive kingdom belivieing itself to be irrevocably good no matter what they do etc)

it also cheapens any of the past entries, all of them have been flattened by this, why disscuss ganondorfs motivation lol, he just be a demon/demons puppet, zelda could never be wrong or do bad things bc she literal incarnation of goodness uwu etc- (and then totk, only the second game after skysw, retreads its points and makes it even worse while ALSO trampeling over that game imo)

i dont like saying it, but i do feel a little alienated even from ganondorf fans (i love him too!!!!!) bc they hate demise, and rightfully so, it feels weird having your main blorbo be the reason your second fav is constantly done dirty, why you cant even talk about anything critically bc 'iTs jUst a sIMpLe fAiRytALe' now and part of the reason the lore in general has gone to shit, and i dont know how much i can talk about that before i become an obnoxious 'well ACTUALLY my blorbo, who is the reason for all this, is ALSO done dirty and im gonna explain away the bad stuff via my completely noncanon reinterpretation-' guy, or if i already am what im doing with destiny is like .. my way of trying to fix it and make it interesting again? though at this point i guess im falling into the category of people who change their blorbo so much that there really isnt anythign left of the og, which worries me alot, though i wonder if thats even possible given how little there is to him in the first place, i so often see viral posts that make me feel guilty or conflicted for the way i work with media, "actually my blorbo did all those crimes and thats good you all who need to explain away the bad things are weak and annoying!!" "people who change their favs until they barely resemble the character anymore should just make an oc instead!!"-

i dont know if i take these types of posts too literally, i dont know when or how they apply, but it always circles around in my head, i know not everyone can like what you do, but i want to work with the material i have in an interesting way, not a puritanical way (or however you call that), its not in my mind every second, but it nevertheless makes me doubt what i do with my fanworks anytime i talk about them-

... this wasnt really the point of the message was it ... apologies, i hope not every ask will devolve into a sort of mini rant ;__; i dont mean to invalidate what you said, (and im not saying skyward sword is all bad, its full of charm, from characters to designs, just the lore is .. damaging) it is incredibly touching bc me or my art having a positive impact on people blindsides me every single time like "WHAT??? IMPOSSIBLE you MUST be thinking of someone else, no way i could do that", when something gets brought up my thoughts just kinda start pouring out, i thought about deleting everything i wrote, but then felt like that wouldnt be as genuine anymore (i am not normal tm after all and im long past a point pretending otherwise) and have wasted another hour for nothing, so im gonne leave it in and hope, pray even, it comes across correctly

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[galindatopland]

what the hell is with (mainly white) americans turning extreme racism into a joke but like totally in a progressive way don't worry