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animeshen-art · 10 months ago
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Drunk Strade makes everybody watch WWE with him. I bet he's a Randy Orton guy.
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shaebutter-baby · 2 years ago
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My solas and lavellen got married and lived happily ever after….please let me live my fantasy🥲
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centralkvetchmonolith · 4 months ago
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"Am I sexual?" is one of the greatest strokes of lyrical genius in the last century and I don't think it'll be dethroned from that clique in the next 73 years but PLEASE feel free to prove me wrong
An additional incredible detail is that, due to the nature of a boy band, AJ McLean introduces that he's got a (1) question for you, then this is in fact the third question asked in alternation btwn Nick Carter and Brian Littrell. The inquisitor is untethered both from self and from time. In this context, can he even be sexual? When we expand our schema to say the inquisitor is not just Nick Carter but rather a gestalt of the Boys Backstreet, might we further expand our schema to say the inquisitor is a gestalt of all of humanity? or, perhaps, is proxy for the listener themself?
Am I sexual? Am I the only one? Am I...original? The answer — better given NOW — is yeah.
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lobstermansstuff · 1 year ago
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The man of my dreams ;)
But born too late
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ahsokahearteyes · 6 months ago
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manny jacinto arms send tweet
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the-foolboys-god · 2 years ago
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That’s it that’s the post
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hedonic-sidhe · 1 year ago
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I’ve been told that one of the first times I fucked someone it is generally considered pretty wild. I don’t get it. What’s so wild about getting fucked in a church parking lot in your then boyfriend’s 2006 Honda civic?
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randovaleriedumps · 2 years ago
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ok so.
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I'm not going to explain myself I'm gonna go cry in a corner now
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animeshen-art · 10 months ago
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He'll keep you forever
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shaebutter-baby · 7 months ago
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Happy pride fools💕✨💕✨💕
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centralkvetchmonolith · 2 years ago
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hey did u kno that Henri Matisse’s “La Danse” actually predates Igor Stravinsky’s Le Sacre du printemps by three years, and as such probably does not portray an orgiastic dance to the death, but rather — especially when viewed as a companion to Matisse’s “La Musique” — shows “man's attainment of a state of completeness by immersion in creativity”?
One may, in researching the reference with which one intended to subvert a post’s meaning in tags, find that such nihilistic subversion is illusion & pretense; that we are always-already meant to choose to live when we create life’s meaning; that the real telos is perhaps the friends we made along the way!
Anyway me and who
my friends on da computer need to be with me rihgt fucking now actually
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centralkvetchmonolith · 2 years ago
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Hi~💙😍🥺 oh are you evil 😈? well prove it 🍑💦🙈
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lobstermansstuff · 1 year ago
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I told my mom that my anxiety was getting worse and she told me to be more confident…
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the-foolboys-god · 2 years ago
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I’ve kissed you a million times in my minds eye before your lips touched mine.
I prayed after each encounter.
The rains would burn and the rivers flood if they knew what we got up to.
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lobstermansstuff · 2 years ago
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Need to be here rn
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02-27-2023, 9 PM
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horrorsequel · 1 year ago
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relapsed (thinking bill hader is attractive again)
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