#sorry mom sorry god

[animeshen-art]

Drunk Strade makes everybody watch WWE with him. I bet he's a Randy Orton guy.

[feyd-meowtha]

Geta thinks his brother used to be beautiful, but it gets harder to remember every day. He watches him now, spread across the sofa like melted butter, and feels something more akin to disgust. The love is still there but it’s mutated. It has too many legs, it crawls across his skin and sometimes he wishes he could flick it off.

Ch1/1, 4301 words, mind the tags!!

[centralkvetchmonolith]

"Am I sexual?" is one of the greatest strokes of lyrical genius in the last century and I don't think it'll be dethroned from that clique in the next 73 years but PLEASE feel free to prove me wrong

An additional incredible detail is that, due to the nature of a boy band, AJ McLean introduces that he's got a (1) question for you, then this is in fact the third question asked in alternation btwn Nick Carter and Brian Littrell. The inquisitor is untethered both from self and from time. In this context, can he even be sexual? When we expand our schema to say the inquisitor is not just Nick Carter but rather a gestalt of the Boys Backstreet, might we further expand our schema to say the inquisitor is a gestalt of all of humanity? or, perhaps, is proxy for the listener themself?

Am I sexual? Am I the only one? Am I...original? The answer — better given NOW — is yeah.

[lobstermansstuff]

The man of my dreams ;)

But born too late

[ahsokahearteyes]

manny jacinto arms send tweet

[shaebutter-baby]

Happy pride fools💕✨💕✨💕

[hedonic-sidhe]

I’ve been told that one of the first times I fucked someone it is generally considered pretty wild. I don’t get it. What’s so wild about getting fucked in a church parking lot in your then boyfriend’s 2006 Honda civic?

[tooquirkytolose]

Don't Be Difficult

[animeshen-art]

He'll keep you forever

[horrorsequel]

relapsed (thinking bill hader is attractive again)

[gongyussy]

you think YOU had a bad day at work?

bonus: sid shrieking "no!!!! NO!!!!!" loud enough to be heard in the stands and on camera

[centralkvetchmonolith]

Hi~💙😍🥺 oh are you evil 😈? well prove it 🍑💦🙈

[lobstermansstuff]

I told my mom that my anxiety was getting worse and she told me to be more confident…

[shaebutter-baby]

Here is my OC his name is Cylo. I don’t know how to draw fur but I’m working on it but I do like the background it actually was very easy to do. I can’t wait to draw more of this handsome fellow✨✨🫶🏾

[egophiliac]

Serious question.

Do you think we’ll see the parents/family of each of the guys???

Like, We’ve been TEASED with Ace’s brother, that I’m starting to think it’s just a reference to that Alice in Wonderland park character in Japan and nothing else….

Jack’s family, Ruggie’s grandma, Falena, Maleficia, Ms.Rosehearts, Just now Vil’s dad is in the picture which I am really happy but now I’m wondering about his mom, and so Deuce’s mom.

I mean, some HAVE a silhouette!! It could mean they do have a design in the making/ready to show. They could’ve shown us Falena in the Tamashina (hope I said that correctly) event, but didn’t (prolly to make Leona not so σ(▼□▼メ) and it’s understandable)

Anyhow, any idea/headcannon about this? Who do you want to see first?

I'm wondering if everyone might eventually get a travel event? like they've now introduced with Vil's that it doesn't have to be specifically hometowns, so that opens things up a lot! (especially if they have to figure out how to do three separate Coral Sea visits) (how would that even work otherwise)

but yeah, I hope everyone gets a chance! there's a lot of backstory characters I would LOVE to meet. :D :D :D though I do think some of them don't really suit the more light-hearted tone of the events (pretty sure you're right about that being why Falena wasn't in Tamashina-Mina, that would've just been. too much for Leona.) so like...we're probably not ever going to meet the Rosehearts. or Maleficia (although I maintain that this would be THE funniest possible way to introduce her outside of the main story, and actually I would love this a lot, can we please Twst) (I need to see her to put Malleus in a froofy little outfit and tell him what a handsome boy he is). but they've sprung surprises like Kifaji on us, and honestly anyone who shows up and tells embarrassing stories about characters' childhoods is good in my book!

characters off the top of my head who I most want to meet: literally any of the Zigvolts, Azul's mom, Ace's brother, Che'nya's grandfather (<- I think he would be a good one for Riddle) (please just any non-terrible adult in his life), any member of Rook's family because I need to see how they managed to produce him, and...really just whoever they can come up with for Silver.

[ramblingguy54]

If there was any moment that made me cry most, it would be this one.