#sorry mom sorry god

[animeshen-art]

Drunk Strade makes everybody watch WWE with him. I bet he's a Randy Orton guy.

[shaebutter-baby]

My solas and lavellen got married and lived happily ever after….please let me live my fantasy🥲

[centralkvetchmonolith]

"Am I sexual?" is one of the greatest strokes of lyrical genius in the last century and I don't think it'll be dethroned from that clique in the next 73 years but PLEASE feel free to prove me wrong

An additional incredible detail is that, due to the nature of a boy band, AJ McLean introduces that he's got a (1) question for you, then this is in fact the third question asked in alternation btwn Nick Carter and Brian Littrell. The inquisitor is untethered both from self and from time. In this context, can he even be sexual? When we expand our schema to say the inquisitor is not just Nick Carter but rather a gestalt of the Boys Backstreet, might we further expand our schema to say the inquisitor is a gestalt of all of humanity? or, perhaps, is proxy for the listener themself?

Am I sexual? Am I the only one? Am I...original? The answer — better given NOW — is yeah.

[lobstermansstuff]

The man of my dreams ;)

But born too late

[ahsokahearteyes]

manny jacinto arms send tweet

[smbiotics]

there's something strangely erotic to me about putting obi-wan into positions that most people would put anakin in... like okay lemme give an example.

picture with me if you will: anakin sitting in obi-wan's lap. that's nice. very cool, 10/10 would recommend, would not ever pass up. but also predictable, which isn't necessarily bad.

but--but obi-wan?? in ANAKIN'S lap? oh boy. that, my friends, is the best bite. I need more obi-wan exploitation

[the-foolboys-god]

That’s it that’s the post

[hedonic-sidhe]

I’ve been told that one of the first times I fucked someone it is generally considered pretty wild. I don’t get it. What’s so wild about getting fucked in a church parking lot in your then boyfriend’s 2006 Honda civic?

[animeshen-art]

Took some quickie requests, like maybe 20 minutes each

[hillhouses]

obamna 🥺

[shaebutter-baby]

Happy pride fools💕✨💕✨💕

[centralkvetchmonolith]

Hi~💙😍🥺 oh are you evil 😈? well prove it 🍑💦🙈

[lobstermansstuff]

I told my mom that my anxiety was getting worse and she told me to be more confident…

[bsidethrowaway]

i just published a bunch of posts to my p!/ryan blog and turns out I’ve been following an acct i love in my tumblr renaissance since forever 😭

[the-foolboys-god]

“Is this hard enough?” He asks.

“If I can still speak Father then you know the answer.”

He hasn’t an immoral bone in his body but I’ve convinced him I’ve been sent by the lord.

His sin has clouded his vision and I, the snake from Eden, have tempted man’s desire.

[chelsealuvszaba]

Sorry for being so absent guys I know you've been wondering where I've gone. Unfortunately my house burnt down and my entire family died slowly from the scorching burns they received. The court accused me of being the arsonist responsible. I was being charged for three counts of felony murder and one count of arson. I thankfully got all charges dropped after bribing the judge. On my way out the court I pulled out my phone to alert my followers of my absence bur while crossing the street, a large semi truck struck me, sending me flying over forty feet in the air. The doctors say I'm lucky to be alive. The person who hit me was a Mafia boss who has been stalking me for eleven months. All the doctors say I'm schizophrenia BUT IM NOT.