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haveihitanerve · 1 month ago

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(Gets nabbed by massive demon vampire bats) "I've had a tetanus booster, right?" -Damian Wayne.

baby i just don't think that's your main concern here

#damian wayne #poor bruce #trying to fight #and hears his kid just casually asking about his medical records #batman #batfam #bruce wayne #his priorities...#i mean technically theyre on point #thats something to worry about #but theyre demons kiddo #not from this world #idk if a tetanus shot'll help you here #my beloved child

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kagoutiss · 11 months ago

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din’s champion

#tloz #ocarina of time #oot #ganondorf #din #um #ganondin #…..does anyone here ship them ha. hahaha #i mean their whole thing is funny actually because she didnt even choose him but he managed to steal her triforce and #so then hes her ‘chosen’ by technicality. but with her virtue being power it’s maybe kinda one and the same #and anyway beyond that point i feel like she loves shaking him around like a mortal dog toy #but like in some way she also must have believed in him enough to give him Power in a different lifetime. so he’d survive his own execution #i;m just saying there is so much you can interpret about their relationship. despite her being #literally an unseen 4th dimensional being who is the embodiment of power and fire and change amd earth itself etc #like what do they think of each other. what does she think of this tiny mortal who somehow stole a piece of her and now theyre bound by it #take my hand walk w me thru mortal x god hyperdimensional traumatic power imbalance situationship. and youre both girls

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volivolition · 4 months ago

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DAY 4: DRAMA - Put on your prettiest face for the masses!

gonna start adding silly captions actually. [POINTS ACCUSINGLY] MELTY FUCK (AFFECTIONATE)!!

#disco elysium #drama #de drama #disco elysium skills #skilltober #skilltober 2024 #de skills #voliart #GUY WHO IS GOOP AND SPOTLIGHTS!! he can form the lights into hands but usually theyre lights!! i think bottom left face is always sad :']#lmao i don't know why i was worried about posting on schedule with everyone. im VERY MUCH BEHIND hgkj but we stay silly!!#also BIG OOF GUY WITH ONE (1) SKILL POINT. NOT FILLED IN. THAT'S GENUINELY JUST ONE.#harry is a BAD LIAR. its really funny to me like all INTs are supposed to have 2 at LEAST??#but the Remote Viewer's Division thought LMAO sorry for nerfing you for fic reasons bud :']#to note: unfilled skill points also count as one! so if you see six skill points and three are filled that means 9 points total! :]#empty skill points are just the skill cap. technically even this is wrong since thoughts just remove from the number and not the diamonds?#but NEVERTHELESS i dont want to work on this anymore so let's carry on shall we?#i love his swept up chapter. empathy (highest level skill! 9 points!) and drama put on a little play together :3 #and no one is jealoussss of anyone!!! certainly not!!! :)!!!#the thing about it is that i also have concept completely done too; EXCEPT for her quote caption!! so i'll just have to post xer later :']#alas <33 sleep time for voli!!

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triglycercule · 2 months ago

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horror is so BLESSED he's the only one out of the murder time trio that has actual good people trying to influence his story 💔💔 dust and killer were both driven to INSANITY because of the choices of their respective humans but horror??? every time without FAIL the polls for horrortale's plotline have always ended in a good place for aliza (either by bettering her relationships/reputation or for her to just. not DIE)

horrortale's potential alternate timelines my beLOVEd🙏🙏 they're SO lucky that we're being kind and benevolent hehe (≧ω≦) now where are the aus based off the possible different outcomes that could've happened in horrortale HUH???? (like how aliza couldve killed toriel or chosen horror's puzzle or gone with undyne to the core........)

#something something all three of them have their fates determined by an outside force #ermmmm but horror doesn't- yeah he does. what aliza does decides EVERYTHING for horror and horrortale #just because its not direct like dust or killer doesn't mean theyre all subject to the same community x3 #PARALLELS MTT PARALLELS FOR THE 500TH TIME THEY HAVE SOOOO MANY PARALLELS OHHH MY GOOOOOODDDDDD #mtt going to visit horrortale would just be dust eying aliza (out of paranoia. he knows shes a good kid)#and then killer knowing in his head that the poor kid aliza that horror weirdly seems to like doesn't have control over her actions #she doesn't know horror doesn't know nobody knows except killer. is that a bit sad?#theyre all living in the dark unaware of the reality of their world. i mean thats how its meant to be after all thats what the players want #but....... it would be tempting to tell horror...... hehehehehe- and then he's interrupted by horror and dust #(theyre trying to get killer to eat papyrus's spaghetti in their place. he's the only one that can stomach it even though there's no human)#mtt i love thee SOOOOO much. theyre back in horrortale for the holidays ✨✨ coming back to visit the family ✨✨ WHAT horror's visiting.......#not dust or killer of course. this isnt their world noooope thats not papyrus. but that doesn't stop dust from having everyone like him #its just like the good old days :333 except now there's three sanses and triple the insanity :333 almost like nothing's changed!!!!!#oh killer??? yeah he's there. probably won't try taking up the sansish type of role horror and dust do but he'll find a way to get used 2 i #after all the point of this is whatever he wants it to be now ;33333 were these tags all just a reference to my mtt fic. yes. yes they were #LMAOOOO i forgot that aliza didn't fall into horrortale yet in my fic. still a fun thing to imagine tho!!!#i think it would be fun having aliza be the first of humans for horrortale to deal with that they won't instantly kill #itll be hard but really rewarding for all of them........ especially horror i believe!!! man he didnt even go through therapy but #just being away from horrortale and out doing new and FUN and NOT MURDEROUS things has done wonders for him :3 #i need to get to writing smh..... winter break is the day after tomorrow (TECHNICALLY AT 2:32 PM SINCE THSYS WHEN SCHOOL ENDS SO HAHAHA)#so ill probably work on it more over break since i'll have nothing to do hehe.......#today was an amazing day for me ✨ TWO mtt angst death related hcs..... some work on my latest chapter i've yet to post..... SWAPINVERSE FAN #ARE YOU KIDDING ME MORR SWAPINVERSE ART THIS IS SOOOO AMAZING THABK YOU UNTITLED29876011111 I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY YOU DO THIS!!!!!#tricule rant #killer sans #dust sans #horror sans #murder time trio #utmv #sans au

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ffc1cb · 2 years ago

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i’ve always found it peculiar how during meeting the chargers cutscene the game just assumes your character automatically understands what krem is talking about when he mentions binding (though, granted, it’s all very unsubtle). like, this is a roleplaying game. what if i want to play a character who just doesn’t get it

#dragon age #cremisius aclassi #inquisitor trevelyan #at least give me an in game explanation of why the inquisitor would Know this right away #it's not like transgenderism is a widely explored topic in da lore. the most you can find about it in inquisition specifically excluding #krem and seras countless transmisogynistic lines is one codex that mentions that some previous divine mightve been a trans woman #and the way it's written sucks ass. the infamous sex in thedas codex also mentions nothing on the topic of transness. so like #whats up with that #art stuff #before anyone says anything i fully realize how i look critiquing a bioware game that came out in 2014 on its faulty queer representation #please trust me i know. im just thinking out loud #ALSO. in case it isnt obvious. parsley transed they gender. the joke is that theyre a nonbinary femme now #its hard for me to show it through art because it would involve misgendering them but they dont actually start going by they/them pronouns #until after halamshiral. so like technically if i made them refer to themselves as he/him at any point before that it would be canonical but #its not like my art is chronological by any means and cannot be taken out of context by virtue of it existing as an individual post online #if someone were to reblog an art of them saying hi im a dude theyd go cool! hashtag male inquisitor. or something #the tragic case of sacrificing narrative in order to not get second hand discomfort at seeing parsley misgendered #ANYWAY..........

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freakinator · 3 months ago

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wait realistically how successful do yall think the sb-derap-pangi plan will work

#lifesteal spoilers #mine.txt #like. i havent really had any opinions on it #mostly cause i think its kinda stupid lol #like theyre trying to both 1. get the mace from clown and 2. not make even a single player realize the mace is gone #like sb and pangi couldnt even commit to destroying all the trial chambers which while tedious is objectively the easiest part of the plan #how the hell are they gonna commit to all the other shit lmao???#like respect to derap for wanting to go all the way #but if the rest of the team couldnt even commit to that how are they gonna commit to the rest of it #you cant execute a plan like this without putting your whole cock and pussy in it bruh 😭#trying to not make the other players realize the mace is gone by crashing the server is particularly ????#like how the hell are they gonna time that #i mean. i Guess they technically dont need to be precise but like they gotta #1. let the server know they have the mace 2. avoid dying before they crash the server and 3. not make anyone realize the mace is gone #although that 3rd point can easily be ruined by someone looking at the crafting recipe #although ig at that point it wouldnt matter assuming derap doesnt give up halfway through destroying the chambers either #wait so whats the point of crashing the server then cant they just throw it in the void??#and if they really dont want ppl to know they can just do it while nobody else is online #like theres a perfectly functional void hole at spawn and the hours theyre on lends itself well to having an empty server #i need to stop thinking about this plan bruh im gonna get a headache

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marinecorvid · 6 days ago

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blorbos from my brain

#beloved villainxcivilian wip. i need to draw you #post unrelated to previous few. mostly #if anyone's reading this post and curious: vague superhero/villain-containing setting; mc is a woman who gets out of a shit relationship #w a local hero by selling his work laptop to a local villain and using the money to flee the province/whatever with her cat & suitcase.#gets set up w a tiny apartment. barely leaves. severe anxiety that she's gonna be tracked down by either her ex or the villain to tie up lo #loose ends #eventually unwinds enough to leave; takes a 3rd shift at an ancient tiny library with old archives #local supervillain (not that she knows at first) becomes a repeat visitor looking over the old city blueprints and hwhatnot on file #eventually unwinds enough to start a mayyybe situationship #he's not blind she's clearly very distrusting n nervous even if she's got a crazy good customer service face so he's very slow abt it #lets her set the pace of whatever they're doing #which simultaneously reassures her and makes her nervous #because it could be a mask. it could be a trap. she literally has no way to really know #gets worse when the truth about his profession comes out #mental breakdown. lots of yelling. butter knife brandished like a weapon (<- taken very seriously)#once shit settles a lot of time is dedicated to figuring out how they want to continue this. if they want to #given that there is realistically a crazy power dynamic between them. she's an immigrant who had to uproot herself from literally everyone #and everything she knows and has; has no support system in a country she is technically not legally supposed to be in;#he is very influential; having both notable scores of money socked away and a potentially a mole in the local policing force #if he wanted to make her disappear in one way or another it would not be difficult for him #much how her ex was becoming. extremely overbearing so to speak #so Yah trying to navigate that. very serious discussions if they can make that work out or if they should split #bc i want a happy ending i think they make it work! not sure about the specifics but theyre good #i think he doesnt realize how badly shes fucked up until at some point after The Breakdown he puts together that she's the reason the hero #in a few provinces away got completely Fucked by the local villain scene #and putting that together with her severe anxiety and not-great living situation. why she would've possibly done that #anyways. the inspiration for this all was mostly out of distaste for most of the romantasy books i have to see in various fandom tags #male love interest who doesn't really respect boundaries VS. m.l.i. who is extremely respectful of boundaries while managing to remain a vi #villain by the laws of the genre/setting/otherwise plot #(and asking the question of what does villainy mean in this context)

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sidesteppostinghours · 1 year ago

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super sketchy cyrus kissing with easton from @steelh4ze. smooch your homies, it builds character!

...and spinal issues.

#that height difference is Not accurate btw i just couldnt be bothered to figure out how its supposed to look like #im a bit sad you cant see the faces but oh well #such is life #east and cyrus are so funny #theyre literally the same guy shifted slightly to the left and thats delightful to me #theyd get along like a house on fire and give ortega So many grey hairs #ive been wanting to draw so many east/cyrus interactions for so long but this is one of the few times ive gotten around to doing it #i mean technically i drew this last night but i didnt have time to post it so #nmoc: easton juarez #cyrus becker #also everybody blame sal for getting me to this point. infodumped about fhr and i got curious and now im here #sidestep #fhr #pulp draws #ockiss24

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gifti3 · 11 months ago

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happy bday to me! 🎂🥳🎉

for this very special day i wanted to list and compare the presents and interactions i got in the mobile games ive been playing consistently lmao

under cut cause the pics are big

Time Princess A letter with 10 golden tickets, 100 stamina, and 10000 coins

Obey Me! Nightbringer 1 UR+, UR, and SSR Joker each 3 Demon Vouchers 30 Karma Points 200 AP 30000 Grim 50 Devil Points Along with a bday video, birthday calls from the characters throughout the day and a UR guarantee for a 10 pull There's half-off on Devil Tree unlocks There's also special birthday dialogue in the Surprise Guests: -- the first Surprise Guest I did gave me 30 more Devil Points -- and you can press anywhere on the boys and get max hearts :]

What in HELL is Bad They haven't implemented bday stuff yet so nothing (´。＿。｀)

Twisted Wonderland A Happy Birthday from the character you have set as your favorite card and a Tenfold Key Set (for rolls)

and last but not least.....*drum roll* 🥁🥁🥁 Love and Deepsace! Special Happy Birthdays from each guy which include them singing happy birthday to you :3 Birthday Dialogue on the home screen Presents from each one (items you can use to decorate their desks) 500 Diamonds 5 Empyrean Wishes 1 Bottle of Wishes: SSR 1 Energy Capsule: Powerful And 2 birthday stickers

#so whb is technically in last place but since its a newer game ill let it pass this year #so time princess is next in line for last place #its a fine gift but since they dont have any characters saying happy birthday it doesnt do much for me #nightbringer kinda surprised me!#i was expecting a call and some devil points #but this is a lot more then i expected :3c #also i go crazy for free UR+ Jokers #i was thinking of adding regular obey me but decided to skip it since i only really just log in for dailies for the most part #(and i dont even do that everyday if im not feeling it)#also theyre practically the same minus the calls (but i have the old ones that i havent listened to yet still)#twst was cute nothing too crazy #(thank you for ur presence lilia)#i liked love and deepspaces happy bdays from the characters a lot because they sang lmao 😭#also i feel very special from them saying all this nice stuff about hoping that i get what i want and that i stay healthy and stuff dwsiiws #it feels like obey me has more in character interactions BUT when i think it about it more #deepspace has the models actually hand you gifts #also the moment you have with the characters feels more personal #but tbf theres more obey me characters and you do get those calls throughout the whole day! (also they give more stuff imo)#so i cant really pick which one i liked more :d #dutp #obey me nightbringer #twisted wonderland #love and deepspace #im now 26....#oh jeez #long post #still doing the same shit i was doing in middle school uashusha (i mean playing dating games)#my personality has refined over the years tho #anyways im gonna celebrate tomorrow with my family :]#this is the end of my post tho ill probably post about the asmo phone call later

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ssiegfriedsystem · 1 year ago

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「A hundred years had passed. So, so much has changed in the world, but not as much to Kazukiー

And the golden vestiges of someone still donning an all too familiar scar, smiling on the back of his mind.」

#read tags #given how kazuki is...well he is immortal #i kinda wonder what would happen a long time after the post-series #100 years immediately popped to my head because i was listening to lyrico's kiseki no hana #everyone he knew on the island would be dead #:(#idk if kouyou is still alive #i mean most likely yeah but im not sure if he has the same blessing of eternity like kazuki #would make me fucking emotional if he doesnt #of course there are the mir children/core that keeps being born again over and over but theyre never the same person. yk #what if tatsumiya ended up sinking forever for good in the future #back to kazuki he probably had stopped aging and stuff like that (but still grows. aging =/= growing guys)#so he remained pretty much similar to how he look 100 years ago. just longer hair #i like to think he decides to grow out his hair so he keeps remembering soushi #soushi is technically still there in a way because he stays in kazukis memories #as sad as it is #bro im gonna fucking cry what if kazuki gradually forgets soushi #not in a moving on way but in a its been so long that his memories of him starts to slowly fade way #in the angstier scenario he starts forgetting soushi to the point of almost forgetting him completely #and hes traveling the world all alone again #for eternity...#(this considering kouyou doesn't have the eternity blessing)#FUCKING BAWLING #soukyuu no fafner #makabe kazuki #minashiro soushi #soukazu

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todayisafridaynight · 1 year ago

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it one thing for rgg to name two characters 'akame' and 'akane' but they really had to pick the letters that are right next to each other not only on the keyboard but also right next to each other in the alphabet

#snap chats #'m' and 'n' are like lovers to me i love them but thats besides the point #no one's made any mistakes. so far. but STILL funny as hell #akame looks like her hair's ginger even though ik it's prob meant to be light brown or something #so Doubly funny that theyre both technically red heads. i mean also not cause someone gonna Well Actually my ass #and i will want to kill you for it so we'll just stick with Their Names Are So Ridiculously Similar Its Hilarious

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iamdeltas · 2 years ago

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I apologize for being a huge butthurt SU fan on main today.

It will happen again. Probably whenever another story driven cartoon's finale occurs and people use that to bash SU too.

Honestly the only thing making that a "probably" is that I can't think of any current story driven cartoons right now.

#i mean there was dead end paranormal park but... *shakes fist at netflix*#tgamm and mmadd have like. background arcs ig but theyre more episodic so i don't count them #but yeah. what I'm getting at is that--like I've said before--pretty much every non-SU modern story #driven cartoon kills off its big bads but every time it happens it feels like the entire animation fandom thinks #it's the first time it's ever happened and TAKE THAT STUPID STEPHEN GALAXIES!#like literally the only other story driven cartoon this century i can think of that didn’t kill off its big bad #was atla and there was disk horse over that bit too! 'oh no how dare this 12 year old raised in a pacifist culture #not want to murder a guy!!!!!!'#i do have issues with that resolution but only because i still think the lion turtle thing came out of nowhere #hmm. i guess technically lok is in the same 'didn't kill its big bad' boat but that's more complicated #since it had seasonal villains and not One Main Big Bad #anyway. that's besides the point #my real point is that i am and forever will be a butthurt su fan who's sick of everyone shitting on it all the time #and i will end up demonstrating that again in the future #so i also apologize preemptively #s says some words

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dapperrokyuu · 1 year ago

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Moriarty the Patriot has canonically trans James Bond tho. Thats what that series has for it.