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So you said Jerk Ford is a jerk to other versions of Stan, but not HIS Stan- so what's Stans take on this?? because I assume he's pretty similar to cannon Stan, how does he feel about Jerk Ford being shitty to alternate versions of Stan...and possibly insulting traits his Stan also has- is he offended? or does he not care because its not technically him he's insulting? Idk I was just wondering how that would go down if he knew.
Stan: Did you meet alternate versions of me?
Jerk Ford: Not as many of them compared to versions of me out there in the multiverse, but yes.
Stan: What were they like?
Jerk Ford: They weren't you.
Stan: You know that isn't what I meant.
Jerk Ford: You may wanna sit down.
-Later-
Stan: So Pa actually followed through on his threat?
Jerk Ford: Indeed.
Stan: And I was a homeless conman for ten years?
Jerk Ford: Most of the time.
Stan: And you only called me back to hide the journal??
Jerk Ford: -and then they fight and 'I' get shoved into the multiverse on accident.
Stan: That's awful!
Jerk Ford: And don't even get me started on what happened to Fiddleford.
Stan: But those other versions of me, how did you-
Jerk Ford: Treated them the same as everyone else. Because I'm not like the other versions of me; I don't project what I think about you onto other versions of you, and I wasn't looking for a replacement or proxy either. You were in our dimension and I was not, as easy as that.
Stan: Wow, bro.
Stan:
Stan: What were you saying about Fiddleford?
Jerk Ford: There's this cult right-
#Jerk Ford AU#Jerk Ford#he's an indiscriminate jerk#he noticed a lot of versions of Ford will project their anger and resentment towards their actual twin onto alternate Stans#and Jerk Ford was NOT about thaglt#he's not like other girls#i mean other fords#stanford pines#ford pines#grunkle ford#stanley pines#stan pines#grunkle stan#gravity falls#gravity falls au#au#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#old man mcgucket#ask#ask answered
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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.
Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:
Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao
this is so stupid :D
Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.
#fanart#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#gravity falls#book of bill#i watched gravity falls because i was curious about all the Toxic Old Man Yaoi on my dash and wanted context#turns out most of the context was in the book of bill tho lmao#look they either banged or married or both while drunk and i will accept no other possibilities#you don't use the phrase 'and one thing led to another' in a PRIVATE JOURNAL if what happened wasn't salacious in some way#i mean - ford didn't exactly grow up in The Most Inclusive Time Period???#dude was probably like 'gotta use this wording for plausible deniability - NO ONE can know i boinked the talking triangle'#in other news - i must bully the baby billy#don't know how much more GF stuff i'll toss up here but i have a few other little scribbles in the works. probably won't color them tho lol#also don't ask me why bill's bowtie stays where it is despite his “pants” being under it. just. just fucking don't ok???#EDIT: oh and since i see this a lot in this fandom for some reason: DO NOT REPOST THIS PLZ K THX :D
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November Exclusive!
- MM!Ford's tattoo
- D-64 Stanley!!
- EuRi requests from members (soon)
JOIN HERE
#euclydia rises#megalomaniac ford#gravity falls#gravity falls au#bill cipher#ford pines#stanford pines#orxa art#yeah lemmie capitalize on the angst by dangling shirtless MM!Ford with a tattoo and armpit hair in front of u#also i wanted to test other comic formats#been meaning to test this out on twt for a long time and what better time to do it other than the day before it goes to shit!#billford#??? idk#simplemaniac#i should use this ship tag more
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My biggest fear when I was younger was forgiving those who have wronged me, because it meant I moved on.
#there was a longer version of this convo but i shortened it down <3#anyways- here's a brief concept I though of#it's a conversation between Ford's younger Uni self and Ford's older self (<- A DISASTER WAITING TO HAPPEN)#how kind do you think the twins would be to their younger selves#we've seen them meet one another's younger counterparts- how do you think they would be with themselves?#the duality of someone who's had the time to work it out and learn to forgive VS. someone whose wound is still so raw and fresh#they can't help but keep poking at it until it gets infected#and the irrationality of holding onto your anger and keep feeding it even though it's doing nothing but hurt you#doesn't necessarily mean you have to forgive- but in the context of the twins- it really isn't doing any good#the fear of letting go meaning that you lost- and the other won#the pointlessness of it all- O! is it not poetic?#anywho <3#my art#gravity falls#grunkle ford#gravity falls ford#ford pines#stanford pines#this is literally done so lazy but i had to get the idea out of my head
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i had to redraw that one scene from saw. i didnt even like the movie that much but i still had to
#blood#blood tw#tw blood#covering ALL of my bases#itd be hypocritical if i didnt#tw: blood#cw blood#blood cw#cw: blood#okay now the fun stuff#gravity falls#art moment#fiddleford mcgucket#stanford pines#ford pines#fiddauthor#when i say i dont like saw i mean everything except for the first movie#it still has a charm to me. other than the fact i have a pillow over my face and earplugs in for half the movie
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Tale of two Stans never fails to make me sad. What do you mean these two overly dependent assholes both end up at the worst lowest points of their lives at the same exact moment? What the fuck!? How was it that of everything in their lives to coincide it's them being at their lowest that meet.
What do you mean their childhoods never gave them a chance to be individuals and so all of their weaknesses and blind spots caught up with them in the end. What do you mean that without Ford, Stan was destined to get himself into trouble? What do you mean that without Stan, Ford was destined to get himself in trouble? What the fuck!
What do you fucking mean that they depended on one another because that's all they ever knew.
What do you mean Ford never bothered to learn to read when people wanted to use him cause he had Stan? What do you mean Stan never learned to think ahead because he had Ford?
I'm so haunted by the fact that Ford was able to mostly keep his life stable for a few years but in the end his inability to truly read and connect with people got to him. Why did filbrick make him think he was only good for one thing so he pushed himself too far in a way it was easy to take advantage of? What do you fucking mean his fatal flaw is he's convinced he's never good enough and thus is easy to manipulate?
I'm gutted by the fact that Stan was never doing well by any means but he was surviving against the odds and doing better than terrible. Until his tendency to push things, to prove himself, got him in too deep. Why did filbrick convince him he was good for nothing so he pushed himself to find something he was worth? What do you fucking mean his fatal flaw is he's convinced he's never good enough and thus he's always pushing himself to the edge at great risk to his own safety even?
What do you mean their flaws as people are reflected and can only make full sense with the context of the other. What do you mean!
filbrick Pines how the HELL did you fuck up your sons in a way so poetic and fucked up its beautifully tragic?
#gravity falls#ford pines#stan pines#filbrick pines is so lucky he is dead and fictional. if he werent it'd be on sight#seriously the way that Stan and Ford mirror one another is so messed up and so well written#if i think to much about the way they are so tailor made to never be happy on their own i think ill scream#like what do you mean they can never learn how to truly be their own people because they've only ever been defined by the other#so now they'll only ever be happy and fully defined within context of the other? what do you mean they are doomed to be co-dependent#thank god Mabel and Dipper have their shit 5% more together than their grunkles.#at least they arent doomed by the narrative to be co-dependent for life.#spoilers#Rambles and babbles
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boy if you dont put them fingers away oh my god
the stakes could not be higher and you're hiding that smoking gun worse than a toddler hides a stolen cookie
#like bill is right there ik he's focused on “ford” but if he just happened to notice the hands of the one other guy in the cell i mean jeez#your universe is literally on the line here get your head out of your ass and into the game#i love him so much i promise#gravity falls#ford pines#stan pines#stanford pines#stanley pines#oh yeah sorry about the taking a picture with my phone thing you can't just take screenshots of the show you're watching anymore and fmovies#has decided it doesn't feel like playing this episode#gravity falls season 2#gravity falls finale#weirdmageddon#my nonsense
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Stan being highly intelligent but considered stupid because he's only ever been compared to Ford, would also mean Ford himself has a very screwed up idea of how intelligent he actually is.
The poor guy is off to college and thinks he’s being bullied again because the other students pretend not to understand him. Stan’s a highschool dropout who can barely read [yay for undiagnosed dyslexia i guess] and he was able to follow Ford's science talk just fine. The only real difference between them was that Ford actually applied himself and studied. He earned his “genius” status because of all his hard work!
And Ford is proven right when he finally meets Fiddleford, who is too nice to bully him.
#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#i wonder how long it would take for Ford to realise that his whole perception of his own intelligence is completely wrong#and of Stans as well of course#Stan and Ford making up during Ford's college days and the other students watching their conversations like 👁️👄👁️#What do you mean he's the stupid one???#what the hell are they talking about?!
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Journal 3’s references to Stan
(…does the Lost Pages count as J3 when some had to be in J2 and also may or may not be a truth lie turducken? idk. Ford’s TBoB letters sure as hell don’t count as J3 but I’m including them here anyway)
Lost Journal Pages
"STANLEY COULD HAVE MADE HER LAUGH"
“My stomach sank a bit when I realized… it was my birthday. This day has felt… odd, since S and I… parted ways.”
"I was adjusting my TV antennae for weather reports (looking for ideal conditions for F's first portal test) and spat out my coffee when I saw THIS! My brother hawking scams under the name "Panley Stines." I had half a mind to call that number, just to pretend to be the police and maybe scare S straight for once! There is something so galling about seeing your OWN FACE committing crimes on your own TV! When my Muse saw me break my stress ball, I decided it was finally time to vent about Stanley."
""How about that; you've got an inferior clone! Why didn't you just eat him in the womb? Think of how powerful you'd be!"
"You can't just eat your twin, Bill."
You'd be surprised what you can eat! I say sure, call him if you want him to start mooching off you again! ME, I went no contact with my home dimension and I don't regret it. All they did was hold me back and sabotage my talents! Can you imagine?"
"More than you know. But you do ever wonder if maybe... maybe things could have been different?""
"Our heat budget was so tight that Mom forced S and me to wear one sweater at the same time. (She called it the "Abominable Snow-Stan." Our cat lived in fear of it year-round.)"
“DAMN! This morning I found F rummaging through my old copy of Urban Legends of New Jersey, where I had forgotten I had hidden some old personal items! I’ve quickly re-hidden them here, away from prying eyes.”
"But then he crossed a line. Helplessly I watched Cipher in my own body limp up to a pay phone and dial... STANLEY'S phone number from the infomercial?! No. He wouldn't.
"Hey brother, it's Sixer. I'm going to take a swim in the frozen lake tomorrow, and I might not ever come back, so if you don't hear from me, I just want you to know that it's because I never loved you. BUH-BYEEEEE."
My heart was in my throat until I heard the dial tone... The pay phone was out of order. The message hadn't gotten through. Cipher turned back to address me.
"TSK, TSK, TSK. LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME MAKE YOU DO! TOMORROW'S TAPE IS GONNA BE MUCH WORSE.""
(Bro secret code) "miss you"
“The snow has begun to fall again and there’s very little time. There’s only one left I can turn to to protect my journals while I prepare for the journey…”
"S is an overgrown child with none of my rigorous mental training. Who knows what could happen if Cipher stepped inside Stanley's mind for even one minute...
What if Stanley somehow manages to destroy the portal just like he destroyed my perpetual motion machine? I suppose that machine did work in its own way... It kept me perpetually angry for thirty years."
(Bro secret code) "HAVE I BEEN TOO HARSH ALL ALONG?"
"What if he tries to rope me into his latest get-rich-quick scheme? His latest commercial was for "Stan Sauce: The Miracle Sauce that's too cool for the FDA!"
What if... he mocks me? What if he sees that I abandoned our family to become a recluse on the brink of madness? Could I risk admitting that I was... wrong?
PROS: I have no one else. Well, that settles it. It's time to come face-to-face with a face I haven't seen in 10 years. My own face. Which... is my brother's face. God, I miss sleep."
Ford’s Letters
"In the weeks since Weirdmageddon, I conducted numerous tests on Stanley's mind (his terrible jokes are still intact) and inspected the state for dimensional leakage (we also took turns kicking the statue, and Stanley took a few cracks with a crowbar). I burned every Cipher-shaped item I had ever collected, and even threw away all my one-dollar bills, just to be safe (Stanley, of course, found and pocketed them).
“I emerged from my lab after days of agonized contemplation to find- to my shock- that Mabel was reading the book, out loud, to Stanley, Dipper, Soos, and Wendy!”
“They didn’t see me as an irredeemable screwup. Stanley said, "So, your past is just a giant pile of mistakes? Congratulations- you really are a Pines!”“
"Bill may tell you that happiness requires conquering galaxies and living forever, but I've seen enough of the universe to tell you that he's wrong. I've found my happiness. And it looks like this:"
"If you're reading this... then I am dead. Kidding! Sorry, Stanley thought that would be funny. Ha-ha! We're currently out shopping for harpoons to prepare for our trip to the arctic."
"Stan, if you end breaking into my lab at some point later today- Bravo! Still as good a locksmith as in 8th grade. Beers are under the desk."
(It kinda strikes me that the BoB Lost Journal pages about Stan sound far more like post-portal Ford’s opinions on Stan instead, where he’s openly angry at both being pushed into the portal + at the portal being opened again + his murder suicide attempt being foiled + Stan disowning him + turning his house into a tourist trap + taking his identity vs pre-portal Ford being more… melodramatic(?) constantly being reminded of him but not wanting to linger too long? idk the vibes are different
Plus pre-portal Ford pretty consistently only calls Stan "S” or just refers to him as his brother (with the exception of him writing his name in a Caesar cipher). I think he only ever messes up the general naming scheme a single time when he wrote Fiddleford instead of F
…not to mention the perpetual motion machine comment says thirty instead of ten years)
Other sections: Pre-Portal, Post-Portal, Post-Weirdmageddon
#shout out to all the folks who thought ford was telling stan to find bees#but nevermind all that-- what the hell do you mean snow in glass shard was made of seagull beaks#that finally sank in and i honestly feel viscerally ill#gravity falls#stanley pines#stan pines#ford pines#stanford pines#journal 3#the book of bill#stan twins#thisisnotawebsitedotcom#man we desperately need more post tbob ford cos rereading pre weirdmageddon ford is just depressing#and immediate post weirdmageddon ford still feels like he's finding his footing#i want more of the stan twins teaming up to be assholes to others ksadhksjdhsa that joke to dipper was mean i love that for them#anyway im chewing on the clearly young stan commercial being used when it was supposed to be close to the portal test...
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Ya don't know what you're messin' with!
#gravity falls#stanford pines#bill cipher#little shop of horrors#i wanted to think of some play on 'mean green mother' but i could not#help ive got a sickness and its called 'i cant stop drawing ford and bill as random comedy horror posters'#watched little shop today while working on my animation and was Inspired#did i watch it simply because i was already thinking of doing the poster and not the other way around? yes.#ill go in later and do actual lineart and shading on this#around the same time i finish the young frankenstein poster lol#and OBVIOUSLY im gonna draw the other little shop poster at some point#but for now: good night#fluffle art
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you guys ever think about how Bill calls Ford Sixer, which either means that he is so supremely unimaginative that he managed to recreate a nickname that already exists, OR (better option), he looked into Fords head to find what he should call Ford to get him to trust Bill the most, the nickname that held the most emotional value to him, the person who he trust(ed) explicitly for most of his life.
you guys ever think that Ford never really stopped subconsciously missing his twin like a phantom limb, that they were separated by so many miles and so much hurt but they never stop loving each other. haunting each other.
#*grabs onto your coattails and wails* THEM YOUR HONOR#the twins ever they are#gravity falls#stan twins#stanford pines#stanley pines#bill cipher#the stanley and bill parallels make me so sad and mildly deranged like what do you MEAN they’re both people that ford trusted#and got betrayed by#and they both loved ford in one way or another#they both wanted the portal open for their own reasons (partially to mainly bc Ford)#i’m gonna need to make a whole other post on those two aren’t i
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Hello, in celebration of winning the Book Club's price in college and getting "The Book of Bill" as a gift. These are my favorite snippets translated in spanish (also Billford) (Also, some of these are probably the same in english, but they are the ones that made me go, "HUhhh????" the most)
First one is the cover, which can be translated to for adult readers or mature audiences (Somehow i feel like if i showed someone the cover they would think is like... suggestive content lmao)
"GET GATSBY'D, IDIOT!"
Lolipop: Logistics/masochism
My hole can be yours
Losing my sanity
Pig hard go shovel / ask crazy dora / go give raw hair / to say it hard / give fast star(?) / chime burly dollar. (The one on the left says "Burly dog tail" it says "di" instead of "de" but idk if is intentional or not)
Now the ones with Ford:
No, no. I took a look at his possible future's, and i laughed with joy. He was destined to do much more than that. And those hands... suddenly, everything made sense.
-Bill... ¿Can i call you that?
-You can call me anything except <<my love>>! Ha, ha! It's a joke! Everyone loves me!
-Can i call you <<braniac>>?
-You can call me anything except <<my love>>
Am i really going to destroy everything due to heartbreak? No, i won't GIVE HIM the pleasure!
Who else will make you feel like this? Admit it, you'd miss me. I'm your favorite mistake.
▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎
I'll see if there's some changes in the codes, but i'll do that later cause i'm lazy lol.
#gravity falls#“I'm your favorite mistake” 😭😭😭#screaming crying throwing up#Godddd#And the “And those hands...” part Oh my godddd#this book is so fucking gayyyy#You can smell the fruit on the pages#i will never get over it#“Your favorite mistake” Okay Fruitangle#Also i wanted to post this cause of the other post when they said Bill and Ford said “my love” to eachother jokingly#And i was like “no fucking way 💀💀💀” so i wanted to see what else would change with the translation#Also for some reason google says “despecho” is spite but i'm pretty sure it would be closer to heartbreak?#Cause “des-pecho” means something like “take out chest” (pecho is chest) and heartbreak is uh heart break but also could mean take out heart#idk#Also no way they let them put “My hole can be yours” on this book. No way 💀#the book of bill#bill cipher#ford pines#stanford pines#tbob#tbob spoilers#the book of bill spoilers#billford#spanish translation#euclydia#gravity falls bill#gravity falls ford#I loved this book by the way#i completed the section with the questions and bill called me a stupid virgin loser lol#And the great gastby section actually made me want to read it which i won't but i will want to lmao
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Don't mind me, just slacking on a big Billford comic by making other far more ridiculous Billford comics and also some AU art (please excuse my slapdash human!Bill thank you please, also before anyone asks the art style is messy and all over the place because idgaf LOL)
This started out as an excuse to design a Bill Cipher-inspired "wedding" dress, but then spiraled wildly out of control. Various rambles and a bunch more human!Bill arts under the cut, including another silly little comic at the end! (Feel free to skip the rambles, I won't be offended. I know I'm bad at shutting up. XD)
I may or may not write some comedy stuff for this AU, which I'm calling 'For Better Or Worse (But Mostly Worse)'. While Ford DOES remember getting sloshed enough for one thing to lead to making out with another after karaoke, neither he nor Bill remember this wedding, At All. The Love God did nothing to dissuade them from going hog wild on their marriage spending, either, so it got...uh. Exorbitantly Expensive. As in, the grand total could probably buy the entire fucking MOON sort of expensive. (It's fine, don't worry, Bill's good enough at crime to be able to afford it.) Also, because the logic of this AU is mostly dictated by Rule of Funny, the Love God's powers are close to unlimited when it comes to matters of romance, but ONLY when it comes to matters of romance. (Like weddings!)
Want an empty human vessel to smash the soul of a triangle into for date nights or when it's convenient, or perhaps even when it's NOT convenient? Easy peasy! Want the marriage to be recognized in every corner of the multiverse from now until the end of time, thus making any potential future divorce nigh-on impossible? Can do! Want to buy an entire beach for the ceremony and honeymoon and in general, and totally not at all because it would be Super Hilarious to prevent any specific movies from being made on that very same beach in the future? Fine, whatever, it's not his finances he's ruining!
Does the Love God also provide special rings that just so happen to turn incorporeal as long as the "happy couple" doesn't remember that they barged into his dreams to bully him into presiding over their marriage? ...No comment!
He spends the next thirty years trying and failing to get in touch with either of them for payment. This is why you should always demand half the money up front, my guy!
Also it's absolutely a traditional Jewish wedding, because I like the idea of Bill demanding all the keepsakes from the marriage that he paid for, and being completely confused when one of the things he's handed is a fancy container full of broken glass. He gets it later, but in the moment, he thinks the Love God is just fucking with him some more.
Ramble over! Here's the full dress that caused the comic to happen, along with what Ford wound up wearing at the wedding (and begrudgingly agreeing to put on again later for Reasons), aaaaand also a close-up of Bill's ring:
I may have forgotten to draw Bill's hair floofier when drawing the back of the dress, lmao
Since double ring ceremonies have been leaking over into Jewish wedding customs for a while now, Ford also has a ring, but his is the much more traditional plain gold band. There's definitely a message engraved on the inside - embarrassing, cringe, or incriminating somehow - but I haven't decided what it is yet, so use your imagination for now. XD Bill, on the other hand, saw the phrase 'traditional plain gold band' and said "No Thank You" before proceeding to embellish his ring to his liking. And because he's a secret sap who adores Ford's extra fingers, the triangle points add up to twelve, as do the engraved stars. Yes, they're stars, not dots, I just got lazy. There's also six lashes on the eye gem, and probably an eye engraving on the inside with another six lashes. (Bill's got it BAD, okay? We all know this.)
Here are the initial scribbles of Bill's custom vessel in more casual attire, please ignore the wonky anatomy and the fact that I flat out refuse to ever draw him with a proper top hat:
He does actually need a cane in this vessel; since Bill tends to possess men and especially Ford more often than not, he's used to having a higher center of gravity when in a human body, so his ability to balance is pretty garbage. (He may or may not topple over with concerning regularity.) As for his empty eye socket, his bangs don't do much to hide it since he's so high-energy (dude is constantly on the move), and he also refuses to wear a patch over it, because 1.) why bother, and 2.) it's more fun to freak people out.
To better align with Ford's attraction towards the strange, the vessel was designed with super minor shapeshifting ability - Bill can look like a perfectly normal human, but he can also make the teeth and fingers sharper whenever he likes (which is mostly just when he's angry or being more of a menace than usual), as well as slit down the pupils or outright ditch the irises altogether. He can also have whatever he wants in the downstairs department, just because I'm an indecisive bitch on that front, lmao. Maybe he can have boobs if he wants them, too, but I ain't drawin' tits on no triangle, nuh-uh, no sir. His powers are otherwise limited down to what humans can do, because for some reason, the Love God doesn't trust Bill to not snap into Immediate Apocalypse Mode if he's given a physical form that's actually all his and no one else's.
Due to the body being all his and no one else's, it's also not really a standard possession so much as it is just...Bill being temporarily human. He's a lot more aware of and in tune with his human body's senses than he ever was with his "puppets", which makes things like pain a lot more intense. (He is mostly fine with this, because he's a fukken masochist.)
A bit more fashion stuff, including beach and party attire~
The beach outfit was mostly me trying and failing to nail down his body shape, which is still not bottom-heavy enough. I then decided to slap a bikini on it, before making it supremely unsexy with a pair of fugly shorts, because Bill's fashion choices are not allowed to be conventionally attractive. Meanwhile, the party outfit was mostly me looking at the casual attire I designed, asking 'how would Bill make this Worse', and then drawing the result. The mismatched thigh-highs are killing me inside! :D
No, his vessel can't actually summon fire, I just drew it for funzies before I decided on said vessel's limitations. Yes, the gold brick tattoos are absolutely a reference to the fic 'Knowing Me, Knowing You' - I simply could not resist.
I also HAD to draw Bill in one of his canonical(?) shirts, just made tank-top'd:
He is absolutely about to over-correct and fall backwards after this. USE YOUR CANE, GOOFBALL!!! (I meant to draw Bill closer to this degree of bottom-heavy in the other images, but. Alas. I am bad at anatomy, LOL)
And, last but not least before More Comic Time, I attempted to draw him closer to Gravity Falls style:
Jury's out on whether or not I succeeded, but - hey. I tried. Now have some Handyman Bill AU, but with my goofy human design, instead:
Hey, it's a 'mystery snack', and the guy wanted A BITE to eat - the joke was right there, guys!!! (Based on this post, because it just screamed BILL CIPHER to me.)
whoops i forgor bills ring and cracks ahaha too late now
I WILL SHUT UP AND STOP RAMBLING NOW K THX BYYYYYE
#fanart#gravity falls#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#stanley pines#the love god#human bill cipher#human bill design#fashion design#comics#poor stan gets to find out his twin boinked a triangle when the love god shows up at the mystery shack demanding payment LMAO#cue internal panic for stan as dipper and mabel lose their collective shit over the fact that they now have a surprise new grunkle bill#the love god helps himself get paid by teaching the kids how to trap bill in his human vessel for the foreseeable future#bill is bewildered and pissed but also very much 'holy shit i have a FAMILY again??? neat but terrifying??????? what the F*CK do i do now'#he then proceeds to attempt to lovebomb his new family into being okay with the impending apocalypse#all while the three of them attempt to lovebomb HIM into giving up his plans for said impending apocalypse#then two days later ford shows up and is just like. what the ACTUAL F*CK IS HAPPENING???#cue stan immediately screaming 'I HAD TO PRETEND TO BE THAT THING'S HUSBAND FOR TWO DAYS STRAIGHT SO F*CK YOU AND YOUR BAD TASTE FOR THAT!'#stan spends those two days straight dropping very sour hints that he's being punished for someone else's terrible mistakes#bill finds this absolutely hilarious and thus plays along - but not without dropping his own hints that ford is the FAR superior twin#dipper and mabel have ZERO idea of what is actually going on because the love god did NOTHING to clarify the situation#dipper is convinced that stan and bill are speaking in some kind of bizarre code that only adults can understand#mabel is convinced that the code is flirting - which means stan and bill are going to live happily ever after and have tons of kids + pets#NEITHER of them are prepared for ford showing up. not that they were in canon. but still. now it's even MORE crazy#'what do you mean we get TWO NEW GRUNKLES???' 'two grunkles in two days - gotta be some kinda record'#ford then has to decide if he wants to remain justifiably furious at bill or join the other pines in lovebombing him into submission#he then gets to learn that lovebombing bill works surprisingly well because that triangle is just The Biggest Attention Wh*re#the entire AU would just be ridiculous antics with a splash of billford#these tags are an abomination lmao
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If I had a nickle for every time I shipped 2 guys together who absolutely made out with each other in college. Probably multiple times and chalked it off to experimenting and got into a semi-relationship but then one got a gf but the relationship was still kinda in this iffy "are we dating or...?" territory and after college they lived together and shared a bed together and spent almost all their time together I'd have 2 nickles
Which isn't a lot, but um. Is it weird that it happened twice, or was I just searching for that situation??? Did I cause this??????
#gravity falls#fiddauthor#ford^2#ford squared#ford²#scott pilgram#scollace#ford pines#stanford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#and i was in these fandoms right after each other#i mean technically i was in the gf fandom wayyyy before scott pilgrim but you get what i mean
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despite alex's original plan for jimmy snakes (being "cursed, ghost rider style") my personal hc will always be that he is normal and completely detached from any supernatural weirdness and anomalies because i think it fits better with where i see him in stan's life (especially compared to ford).
BUT. the thought of stan flirting with a sexy cursed biker has so much potential for jealous, hypocritical ford.
the way i see it, ford can't stand anyone flirting with stan, but if it's a hot mermaid? a tall, spooky ghost biker? a spider babe? it's infinitely worse because in ford's eyes, those are things he can't compete with. ford has always been drawn to the strange and inhuman, even when it comes to romantic/sexual attraction, and he assumes stan must be just as fond of them, even though stan has only ever had eyes for his brother.
stan calls him out on his hypocrisy, considering his relationship history with bill, and ford just rolls his eyes with his arms folded like, "that's different! we were business partners first and foremost! and we were only intimate in my dreams, so it barely counts!" while desperately trying to convince stan that the handsome undead biker that keeps winking at him and ruffling his hair is more dangerous than whatever tf he had with bill.
#i touched on this a little bit on twitter#but i wanted to expand on it here since there's no character limit lol#stancest#jimstan#i might actually combine this idea with the draft i have of jimmy calling stan “stanley” and ford just SEETHING#“stanley” is FORD'S name for stan. nobody else ever calls him that so what do you MEAN this random undead stranger knows stan's real name??#what do you MEAN he's acting like he and stan have known each other their entire lives??
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Do you see my vision
#fanart#art#digital art#gravity falls#stanford pines#ford pines#pacifica northwest#gideon gleeful#mabel pines#dipper pines#bill cipher#sorta#book of bill#the only reason Mabel and ford have red splotches is bc I gave up on the other frames#I don’t hate them I swear I just drew them first#which means every other frame has less details because I drew this at 12:00 AM#sixer deed manor uh uh opera apprentice#he had it coming#I love cell block tango
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