#i mean mostly

[heretherebedork]

Palm pulling the same 'eat with me' move that Nueng pulled on him when they first met might actually take me out. They're so awkward and he's such a little shit about it and Nueng is just planning his revenge in his head the entire time. But it's such the perfect reflection but also shows the growth in their relationship and how they view each other.

(Palm just wants to spend all his time with Nueng, he wants to be with him for the entire time they have together, in the past or present, and he loves him so much... but Nueng wants to play along but still definitely wants to be in charge.

It's a very interesting role reversal but I'm much more looking forward to finding out that Nueng planned to stay abroad longer and keep them seperated because that is obviously what he was about to start talking to him about before the thug.

[iamonlyhereforthefreefood]

Was going to text my best friend "the dentist said I need braces I'm going to kill myself" but decided to change it to "the dentist said I need braces I'm going to jump off a cliff" to show that my threats of suicide are fun and jokey and not an actual cry for help

[rattkachuk]

so look. i’m in denial about all the rumours in regards to prospective flames trades. i literally cannot think about it.

[livebloggingkidshows]

I was right about the tree spiral!!

[rogueshadeaux]

My twin was crushed by a tree and while I’m like, devastated and helping them with their medical stuff and all, like a good sister should…

I mean, titanium corrective rods and concrete are close enough, aren’t they?

[bacchuschucklefuck]

couldnt draw my thang for mid-autumn so treated myself to a calne redesign instead

[perfectlyripeclementine]

calling my lover "mine" but not in the way that my toothbrush or notebook are mine, mine in the way my neighborhood is mine, and also everybody else's, "mine" like mine to tend to, mine to care for, mine to love. "mine" not like possession but devotion.

[dogd0m-charlie]

"doggy style" my ass. if the guy on top isn't tongue-out panting and growling like a dog and the guy bottoming isn't whining and whimpering like a dog, you are NOT doing it doggy style. you guys are POSERS.

[bet-on-me-13]

Bruce owes Danny money. He does Not want to pay up.

So! Danny had to run away from Amity Park when his parents discovered his Powers. But every time he tried to stay in a single place in America, they somehow managed to find him.

Turns out, they were working with the GIW to track him using the GIW's resources and the Fenton's Genius to find him everywhere he ran to. Eventually, Danny figured he had had enough and ran to Europe where the GIW had no Jurisdiction.

After wandering for a while, Danny was found and recruited by the League of Assasins. He was powerful, skilled, and connected to the Lazarus Pits, so they approached him with a job offer.

They would hide him from the Fentons, who had began to search for him in Europe independently, and in return he would work for them as an Assasin.

Considering his situation, Danny agreed.

He began training to be an Assasin, supplementing his Ghost Abilities with the abilities of an Assasin to become even more Stealthy.

While training under the League, Danny met another recruit simply known as Bruce. They trained together for years, even going on a few missions together gathering intel, and using disguises to hid in plain sight.

On one of these missions, Danny lent Bruce some money with the promise to get paid back when they returned to the League. That same night, Bruce left the League of Assasins and never came back.

...

Bruce was sitting in the Batcave going over a case with Tim, Jason was off to the side cleaning his Guns, and Dick and Cass were holding an acrobatics competition in their Obstacle Course, with Damien, Steph, and Duke cheering them on.

Suddenly an Eldritch Emerald Light sprang to life in the center of the Batcave, and everybody dropped what they were doing and sprang to action.

Slowly, a glowing green figure emerged from the Light. He appeared Eldritch in Nature, as if he existed in multiple layers of reality at once and looking at him gave them minor headaches. Then, the figure spoke up.

"BRUCE. ITS BEEN 15 YEARS. YOU STILL OWE ME 16 DOLLARS."

Recognizing Danny, Bruce took a moment to compose himself before responding.

"Fuck Off."

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

main take aways from Halloween (1978) rewatch:

michael myers is canonically 21??? this bitch should be at the club

*sees tiddies* ***MURDEROUS RAMPAGE NOISES***

that's it that's the movie

outside of the fact that everyone who has sex is murdered by the narrative, this is a surprisingly chill portrayal of female sexuality? these teen girls are horny and actively enjoying Getting It On with their boytoys. no pushy boyfriends sneaking in through their bedroom windows--these ladies are taking the initiative to sneak out and GET SOME. one of them gets laid and then immediately orders her boyfriend to get her a beer. (yes she gets Slashered soon afterward, but so does the boyfriend so honestly, gender equality.) yes the Final Girl is the only one not having sex, but she's not bullied for that, nor are her friends slut shamed except possibly by being murdered by the narrative

actually the only character who is shown being morally condemned on-screen is michael myers. specifically FOR his violent overreaction to other people's sex lives. (people he is spying on). metaphorically, the villain is American Puritanism sticking its judgy nose into other people's business.

aka Michael Myers Is A Republican

but actually the real villain is the doctor. guy's a judgemental, shaming, pathologizing asshole. and he's been in charge of michael's care since he was SIX YEARS OLD? kid never had a chance. i'd go on a killing spree too

also the parents. where are the parents? it's halloween night and all the teenage girls are home babysitting their younger siblings? come to think of it, michael's first victim was his own older sister, whom he killed while she was babysitting him. teen girls are really shouldering a labour burden here. maybe parentification is the true villain

side note: mike commits his first murder wearing a clown costume...which is never referenced again? his 'iconic' costume is a generic mask and wig and jumpsuit, when we coulda had a Killer Clown Michael Myers??? travesty

i like how the Final Girl and her friend casually smoke weed in her car. yeah she's an honor student and her friend is the sheriff's daughter. yeah they smoke weed. so what it's 1978

(to reiterate, mike is 21 and should be at the club. im not saying he shouldn't be rampaging, im saying it's sad that he broke out, tasted freedom for the first time in his life, and immediately snuck back into his childhood home to go rampaging. let's have a remake where he goes to a nightclub and has a few beers. maybe some slutty dancing. then rampage)

oh no he's hot

[alexandriad]

back to the antiquity with these ancient grecian gal pals

[heretherebedork]

I'm debating whether to watch A Boss and a Babe. Would you recommend it? Like is it worth watching it?

Okay, I am gonna try to do this in the most fair way I can.

My gut reaction is no. I cannot stand the show, I am watching it because I finish everything I start and I hate it here. Almost all my posts about the show can be found under my no tags here, criticism or negative tags because I dislike the show that much.

But...

That's because I can't handle the poorly handled plot, side character or supposed villains. I think the show is constantly squandering potential they've set up to make the main characters have actual depth and are using the other characters making descriptive statements that contradict everything we've seen in the show as a form of 'character growth' aka the characters will outright state 'oh, wow, you're not yelling at me' when said character has never once yelled at him and then acts like this kindness, that has been present the entire time, is some kind of anomaly.

Now, if you are @absolutebl and @benkaaoi whom this does not bother overly much because you can ignore it for the, honestly, yes, healthy and fairly cute relationship... go for it. I know the relationship is healthy, I know it can be cute, I just can't get through the inherent contradictions of the plot and characters in order to enjoy it.

But if you're unbothered by a character going from 'you were too controlling and treated me badly' to 'I just used you because you were RICH!!!!!' because that's the plot... go for it.

Or if you're willing to reach deep and try to make up things to make that part make sense. No, I don't think Gun is lying to Cher at any point in the show, I think the writing is just really bad and they don't care. But maybe you might disagree?

What can I say.

I don't like the show. I am fairly obviously not going to like the show. But I know people who do and I, kind of, get why... I mean, honestly, very kind of but I know they do and this is one where I just shrug about it. Like, all the actors in this can act so that's not an issue, at least?

That's the best I'm gonna do, anon.

[2sidesofthesamesoul]

rb'd with the linked works from everyone in the replies, in case some of you want easy access (i did put a little star beside my own favorites)

Please remember to heed the archive's warnings and tags before reading!

★ Heir Apparent by MonsieurClavier (61K+, ongoing)

If Paths Diverge by handsonmyheart (244k,+ completed)

★ Paved With the Best Intentions by Ailora (88k, ongoing)

★ No Glory by ObsidianPen (261k+, ongoing)

★ Either must die at the hand of the other by Metalomagnetic (260k, completed)

The Train to Nowhere by MayMarlow (541k+, ongoing)

Harry Potter and The Descent into Darkeness by Athey (wattpad)

In Willing Sacrifice by GeMerope (1.2M+, ongoing)

★ draw me after you (let us run) by ToAStranger (249k+, ongoing)

Consuming Shadows by Child_OTKW (442k+, ongoing)

the pleasure, the privilege by asterismal (19k, completed)

★ In Somno Veritas by ladyoflilacs, What_Ansketil_Did_Next (158k, completed)

Love's Loathing by The_Fictionist (54k, completed)

The Devil's Playground by The_Fictionist (26k, completed)

★ Dripping Fingers by May_May_0_0 (191K, completed)

★ Custodarium by Tina48 (73k, completed)

Mind Magic by Snickerdoodlepop (302k, completed)

Blood Magic by Snickerdoodlepop (128k+, ongoing)

Terrible, But Great by Isalise (143k+, ongoing)

Holly & Yew by LovelyLotus (242k+, ongoing)

Magic in Time and Space series by SquibNation10 (665k+, ongoing)

not the only traveler by kkeithkatt (352k+, ongoing)

★ A Dangerous Game by Cybrid (283k+, ongoing)

Dark Livestream by Anna_Hopkins (92k+, ongoing)

★ Hauntingly by ObsidianPen (232k+, ongoing)

★ Mine by ObsidianPen (30k, completed)

The Foul by merrivale (7k, completed)

★ The Great by merrivale (16k, completed)

Liminality by Phnx (31k, completed)

what's everyone's top 3 tomarry/harrymort fics?

[ravelqueen]

Lmao OMFG Martin. He's now confirmed to have been jealous of

- (possibly lesbian?) Cop for daring to have private conversations with Jon

- literal embodiment of death Jon has only metaphorically met in a coma-dream

- lady he talked to for half an hour, once

Truly he is the "you know other people" meme

[therealsinnohdawn]

listen i am a simple woman i don’t ask for much, just for every piece of sonic media to spend at least 75% of the time focused on shadow the hedgehog

[ducktollers]

best friends