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🦈 - perfect pair
warnings: nothing but tooth rotting fluff. mia’s a lil nerd lol and awk/nervy reader :)
a/n: making this short and sweet cause i been itching to write smth for mia soooo. promise all the other things will come out soon they’re really close to being done :( title will make sense at the end. didn’t know how to finish 💔
taglist: @deerlottie 💕
mia’s been blabbering about all the little animals and fish here at the aquarium you took her to for a date. it was something small to clear her head from whatever was going on at school, and it was obviously working.
she was more cheery than usual today which brought big amounts of relief to you. she had been much more chit chattier than most days as well. “baby? do you see that starfish over there? it has all these little brown dots and it’s called a ‘chocolate chip seastar’ or the protoreaster nodosus.” mia smiles brightly and looks at you, hoping you understood everything she said. “yeah, that’s cute.” you murmur and smile back, grabbing her hand again when she starts to wander off.
all you can really do is stare at her dumb outfit. overalls and those big hats like she was a tourist coming here for the first time. plus she had that little aquarium pamphlet at all times that was handed out when you guys came in. you threw yours away, but mia had instantly started to read through it.
she ends up leading you into those glass tunnels that give people a good view of all the shark and fish. the first one she spots is the whale shark, her blue eyes becoming all big and the pressure she has on your hand getting tighter. “ooohhh!! i love these big guys so much, babe, i think they’re my favorites out of every other one…” mia blurts.
you watch her eyes follow the dang thing around as it swims inside slowly. “because of their size they move superrr slow. i think at least 3 miles an hour.” her voice is slightly high pitched, and thats how you know she’s excited. the white of her knuckles while she grips your hand confirms what you think as well.
“oh! and these leopard sharks… they have a seventh sense! it can help them detect EMF fields in the water and they have teeth on their skin.” while she talks, all you can do is admire the way she looks and how she’s confident enough to talk about what she likes with you. that’s all that matters to you in a relationship.
“t- that’s really, really cool, mimi…” you muster up, a hot red flush rising up your face and a nervous smile crossing it. it’s not normal for you to get nervous around someone, but this feeling was incredibly different. “i appreciate you telling me about this.” you mumble, your words coming out all mushy and soft. something about this just makes you feel all tingly inside.
her eyes are all big, just like yours, her jaw slightly slack at the thought of you being anxious around her. “are you… are you nervous? around me?” mia laughs quietly and takes both of your hands into hers. her touch is soft like it always has been, her fingers running over your palm carefully.
“yes?! no! i- i don’t know! i just think you’re really pretty talking about all your nerdy stuff like that!” you blurt out and quickly let go of her hands, yours flying over to cover your mouth. there’s an even darker shade of red that washes over your face again and you can’t help but look away towards the sharks and fish.
“right… cause whale shark talk makes you nerves go off.” she scoffs, but softens up when she realizes that you’re actually feeling this way around her. the anxious fidgeting with your fingers and the constant stutters she hardly noticed. you’d think after at least 2 months of dating her you’d be able to hold them in. “y’know, i’ve always been super nervous around you too.” mia whispers.
“yeah, sure.”
“i’m serious. you should’ve seen me when i started talking to you.” her eyebrows cock up for a second and she cups your cheek with her hand, slowly turning your head to the side so you can look at her. your arms cross over your chest and it feels like a bunch of words are stuck in your throat.
“guess that makes us a perfect pair?” mia giggles and looks up at you, her face inching just a smidge bit closer. her lips ghost over your skin and all the nerves paint themselves on your face, making it more obvious. “yeah! we’re perfect..”
#i lowkey hate this 😢#mia x reader#47 meters down uncaged#idk if there are even tags for this???#my works#will probably flop
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CALL ME IF YOU GET LOST
Texts with your best friend Touya (who’s a little bit in love with you)
no quirk au <3
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January 9th
8:47 pm
You: OH TOUYAAAAA
You: it’s nearly ur bd 😁 what shall I get u
Touya: Nothing
Touya: Just Ur love 😍
You: ew
You: shall I get u some new earrings
You: OH I COULD PAY FOR ANOTHER PIERCING
Touya: Literally where
Touya: I think I’ve pierced every available location on my face
Touya: Unless… You meant somewhere else 😳
You: EWWWWWWWW
You: UR SUCH A FREAK
Touya: I meant my belly button?
You: stfu
Touya: Get your head out the gutter
You: shut up pooya
Touya: Wow you really got me there!
You: HUSH
January 12th
8:39 am
You: bruh where r u
You: homeroom started like ten minutes ago
Touya: I just woke up
Touya: Leaving onw buy shoti is lissing me kff
You: okay English!!!
Touya: Kys
You: but you can type that right…
January 12th
1:40 pm
You: Touyaaaaaa
You: can we go get food
You: the canteen stuff is rubbish today
You: plz I’m so sos is so hungry I’m dying
Touya: Fatty
You: HEY
You: SO MEAN
Touya: I’m only joking sweetcheeks
You: gross
Touya: You love it
Touya: Shiggy wants to come 2
Touya: Is that Ok
You: sigh fine I guess
Touya: Shall I tell him he’ll be third wheeling if he does 😳
You: yes 🥰🥰🥰😍 he just can’t interrupt our time together my sweet
Touya: Ew
You: you love it
January 13th
7:40 pm
You: GST ON MINECRAFTTT
Touya: I’m doing homework
You: I’m doing your mum OHHH
Touya: Woah
Touya: Telling her u said that
You: PLZ IM JOKING
You: I’ll tell her ur telling porky pies
You: Rei would trust my word over urs anyways 😈
Touya: Lowkey she would
Touya: My own mother 😢
You: I’m just better ig
You: how long r u gonna be
Touya: Give me like fifteen mins
You: BOO
Touya: Bro Aizawa is up my ass rn
Touya: If I hand one more piece of work in late he’s gonna acc kill me
You: idk why u hate him so much
You: i love him
You: and he has that sexy teacher look🤤 those luscious locks
Touya: R u sure u can get off his dick long enough for us to play
You: HAHAHAH
You: STFU
You: ur just jealous
Touya: So very
Touya: Why aren’t u hyping ME up like that
You: cause u smell?
Touya: I’m not playing
You: IM JOKING
You: U smell so good and yummy
You: like cigarette smoke 😍
Touya: 🙄
You: sassy 💁♀️
Touya: Stop distracting me so I can work
You: okay smelly
January 15th
2:30 pm
Touya: Y/N
Touya: Y/n
Touya: Y/NNNN
Touya: Queen
Touya: Sweetheart
Touya: Angel
You: if you throw one more piece of paper at my head I’m blocking u
Touya: You won’t check ur phone
Touya: How else can I get ur attention from across the room
You: WE R I. CLASS
Touya: So?
You: think I figured out why Aizawa doesn’t rate u
You: pay attention
Touya: But I miss u
Touya: And I’m bored
You: U LITERALLY SAW ME LIKE HALF AN HOUR AGO
You: AT LINCH
Touya: Ur point?
You: omfg
Touya: So what’s up
You: I’m gonna kill you
January 17th
6:50 pm
Fuyumi: Hi Y/N
You: hey fuyumi!!
You: everything okay?
Fuyumi: Yeah, it’s great!!
Fuyumi: Just wanted to tell u that everyone needs to be at ours for Touya’s party at 5:00
Fuyumi: We’ll tell him to come home at like six so that gives us some time to get everything ready
You: beautiful
You: do u think he has any idea were throwing him a party 🤭🤭
Fuyumi: I don’t think so 😆 we have been very careful
Fuyumi: Even shoto has kept his mouth shut
You: yeah I had to threaten twice a couple times before he promised to not tell
You: IM EXCITED
Fuyumi: Me too!!!
Fuyumi: Can’t wait to see u 😊
You: I can’t wait either!!!
Fuyumi: I hope he’ll like it
Fuyumi: We’re getting mum to drive all across town to get him that cake he loves
Fuyumi: I really want him to have fun
You: don’t worry babe he will have fun
You: and if he doesn’t I’ll force him to 😈
January 17th
7:00pm
Touya: U guys r throwing me a surprise party right
You: what?
Touya: For my bd
Touya: Fuyumi is being all suspicious
Touya: Told me I have to leave the house tomorrow but also come back at six oclock??
Touya: And the little brat keeps giggling at me
You: uhm don’t call little shoto that
Touya: Ur deflecting
Touya: They r throwing a party aren’t they
You: they aren’t
You: idk why you think that
Touya: Y/N
You: WHY DO U HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING
Touya: Lol
You: please please don’t tell them you know
You: they’re so excited for do this for you
You: [screenshot attachment]
You: look what Fuyumi said to me
Touya: Oh
You: please don’t spoil 😔
Touya: Don’t worry your pretty little head
Touya: I won’t
You: YAY
You: LOVE U
Touya: Ly2
January 18th
12:00am
You: [audio messsage]
You: enjoy me whisper singing happy bd to u
You: HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYY WOOOOO
You: LOVE U THE MOST
You: okay I need to sleep we have school tomorrow
January 18th
3:07am
Touya: Thank you y/n
Touya: Ly the most too
January 18th
6:15 pm
You: Touya where tf r u
Touya: I’m On my way!
You: we’ll be On your way! FASTER
Touya: STFU
You: U STFU
Touya: U TOLD ME TO MAKE THIS BELIEVEBE
Touya: MY FAMILY WOULD NOT BELEIWV I GOT THERE ON TIME
You: wait ur right lowkey
Touya: exactly
You: well walk faster
Touya: I’m not walking
Touya: I’m driving
You: HOW TF R U TEXTING ME
Touya: Imd riving one handed?
You: GET TF OFF UR PHONE 😭
January 19th
12:04 am
Touya: Y/N
Touya: Thank u for gifts
Touya: The strap for my bass
Touya: And the necklace
Touya: I lowbe them
Touya: and the aprty was so fun
Touya: I lovwd it
Touya: and I lobe you
You: that’s okay 😁
You: are u drunk rn🤔
Touya: Snuch out with bawks
Touya: Hrwks
Touya: Hawks
Touya: Raided fathers liquoye supply
You: you went to your dad’s house????
Touya: NO
Touya: never
Touya: stolen from when he was gere
Touya: fukcing loser 😂😂
You: where r u guys?
Touya: hawks house
Touya: his oarents arent home
Touya: u wanbawcome over
Touya: I’ll kuck him out
You: u can’t kick hawks out of his own house 😭
You: why do u even need to kick him out we’re friends
Touya: he flirst with y so much
Touya: flirts
Touya: pisses me off
You: awwwww r u jelly 🥺
Touya: yes
You: LOL
You: yeah maybe lay off the the drinks buddy
Touya: I live u
Touya: love
Touya: I loved the gifts u got me rhwnks
You: you already said babe
Touya: sorry baby Im so drunk
You: okay I’m going to go before you say something you’ll regret in the morning
You: goodnight birthday boy
January 19th
1:05 pm
Touya: Please erase last night from ur memory
You: last night was a movie 😍
Touya: Yeah a fucking horror
You: HAHAHA
Touya: My head is killing me
You: painkillers?
Touya: Idk where they r and Hawks is sleeping
You: did u guys just wake up 😭
Touya: I think I slept like at like five am
Touya: It’s nice smoking inside a house and not in some alleyway so mum doesn’t catch me
You: BOO
You: ur lungs hate u
Touya: I hate them back
Touya: It’s why I smoke
You: LOL SHUT UP
Touya: Fuck my HEAD
You: that’s what he said
Touya: Ew man
You: you love it
You: go drink some h2o
Touya: Enough chemistry in too tired
You: sigh fine
You: go get some WATER 💦
Touya: Fine
You: bye baby 🤪
Touya: I’ll kill you
You: but I thought you love me??
Touya: Ur dead to me
You: HAHHA
January 21st
7:06 pm
You: Touya
You: can I come over plz
Touya: Erm what 😳😳😳
You: seriously
You: can I
Touya: Yh ofc
Touya: You okay?
You: yh
You: well no actually
You: my dads being my dad again
You: I just can’t be in this house rn
You: I need to get away from him
Touya: Yeah u can anytime
Touya: Yk my family loves u
You: thanks
Touya: You want me to pick u up?
You: nah I wanna walk
You: thanks again
You: love u
Touya: Ly2
January 29th
5:28 pm
You: [image attachment]
You: BRUH HOW DID I LOSEEEE
You: I ATE SK BAD
Touya: Bruh get off dress to impress 😭
Touya: U r beefing ten year olds rn
You: idgaf
You: ten year olds who can’t fucking dress
You: I actually hate this game
You: that is NOT STEAM PUNK WHAT THE FUCK
Touya: Maybe get good
You: maybe kys???????
Touya: Words hurt 😔
You: man up?
Touya: Woah
Touya: Okay just perpetuate gender norms..
You: define perpetuate?
You: YH that’s what i thought
February 6th
7:06 pm
You: bro
You: all my friends have valentines apart from ME
Touya: Get good?
You: okay and where’s urs?
Touya: texting her rn 😍
You: omg 😳
You: but on a real I feel horrifically left out
You: Toga keeps flaunting it in my face
Touya: That little freak got one?
Touya: Who
You: yk that girl in 1-A with the chubby cheeks
You: they r so cute omg
You: how come toga has a lesbian lover and I’m jobless and hoeless 😔
Touya: I can help with one of those things
You: u hiring???
Touya: I’ll be ur valentine
You: I can’t tell if ur joking
Touya: I’m not
You: do u have one romantic bone in ur body
Touya: I can think of one 😳
You: LMAO EW
Touya: Nah fr I’ll be ur valentine
You: okay…
You: ask me properly tho
Touya: Okay
Touya: Hey Y/N
You: oh hi Touya! What’s up
Touya: Will u do me the great honour of being my valentine?
You: 😊 yes!
Touya: Thank you 😊😍
February 10th
2:02 pm
Touya: Omg
Touya: Y/N guess what
You: don’t text me in class lil bro
Touya: Someone asked me to be their valentine 🤪
You: what
You: Who
You: is she in our homeroom
You: did u tell her ur mine
Touya: Woahh
Touya: Jealous much
You: no I just don’t want to be a side piece 😔
Touya: No Dw I told her I’m urs 🥺
You: shush
You: yk what I meant
You: who was it tho
Touya: Idk some girl in my maths class
Touya: She seemed pretty sad when I said no
Touya: The ladies love me
You: she’ll get over it!
Touya: LOL
February 14th
8:03 am
You: OMG
You: ARE THESE FLOWERS MINE
Touya: No I got them for ur dad actually
You: TOUYAAA
You: THEYRE MY FAVS
You: THANM U SM
Touya: Anytime Valentine
February 14th
1:20 pm
Touya: Meet at my car
Touya: I’m taking u out for lunch
You: thank gosh
You: they’re selling some mystery meatloaf type deal and I’m no happy
You: hawksy wants to come too
Touya: No
Touya: Just u
You: girl he’s not gonna do anything
Touya: No this is like
Touya: Hold on
You: okay hawks is looking at his phone and typing
You: r u texting him
You: okay he magically doesn’t wanna come along anymore
Touya: Aw :((
Touya: I’m waiting outside
You: see u in a bit smelly
February 14th
1:50 pm
You: ur such a child
You: IM RIGHT IN FRONT OD U JUST TALK TO ME
Touya: NO
You: WHY
Touya: IK SCARED
You: I can see u smiling
Touya: Shut up
Touya: Okay listen
Touya: If u don’t like what I’m about to say we r going to act like this never happened okay
Touya: I will delete the message out of existence and thus out of ur mind
You: okay…
Touya: Okay so I kind of like actually asked u to be my Valentine not just because ur lonely
Touya: And I like really like you
Touya: As in like like
Touya: But I don’t wanna ruin our friendship because ur the best friend I’ve ever had and will ever have
Touya: So if u don’t feel the same we can just pretend this never happened
February 14th
8:00 pm
You: I’m home safe xxx
Touya: Don’t care
You: okay mr message me when ur back
You: okay mr parked in my driveway to make sure I got in okay???
Touya: Shut up
You: wait hold on
You: is that why uninvited hawks
You: so that u could ask me out
Touya: Yeah and the sky is also blue
You: SHUT UL
Touya: He’s so stupid yk
Touya: It was his idea ??
Touya: And he forgot
You: hey three’s a party!
Touya: So you would’ve kissed me as aggressively as you did if Hawks was there?
You: wait ur right..
You: Oh well
You: it was about time anyways
You: took u like three years and u did it over DMS
Touya: I’m shy 🥺
You: EW TF
You: I take the kiss back
Touya: These hickeys tell me a different story
You: HSUTUP
Touya: You love it
You: I love YOU 🫵
Touya: Yeah
Touya: Love you too
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This was NOT supposed to end with a confession but I physically cannot help myself 😅 I love these text posts they’re so fun!!
Hope u all enjoyed <3
#oneshot#fluff#dabi/reader#touya todoroki x reader#bnha touya#dabi x reader#mha dabi#dabi todoroki#bnha dabi#touya todoroki#touya x reader#dabi x you#fuyumi todoroki
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So.. that thing with Ghost?, sayin he's as Clingy as a Slime rancher slime.. Yeah you just gave me a beautiful idea. Sooo Slime Rancher!141, But intead of it being 'Taskforce' its 'Tar force' and they basically do a large clean up of Tars all over their area/ranch. Price being the oldest Rancher of 141 and Ghost the newest. Aaa I just love the idea of them having their own little unique Slimes, lowkey seein Gaz have a whole array of slimes that he finds endearing!
OH MY GODFDDDDDD
@cutenote @shoukiko thought you two may like this
Price
☆ Okay so this guy being the oldest rancher (not by much, but still with so much experience)?? Love that idea
☆ He would definitely have favorite slimes, those being pink slimes because of their simplicity (and they don't cause too much of a ruckus) and phosphor slimes. They help light the way when he's out late at night
☆ He would adore going on late night walks with you, hunting for some more slimes or clearing up tar. I have the hc that he enjoys wood carving and has definitely carved a small wood figurine of your favorite slime
Ghost
☆ Him being the newest yet somehow managed to be on of the best in such a short time? The slimes love him but the chickens hate him :( he doesn't know why
☆ His favorite slime is the tabby cat slime, he likes how micheveous they are and how much they move around (and he just likes cats but that's not the point) He has Gaz feed the chickens because they refuse to be fed by him 😢
☆ He would enjoy doing activities with you during the daytime and resting with you at night. He loves taking care of the slimes with you and always makes sure your energy is up and you aren't hurt
Gaz
☆ Everyone loves him. Every single slime, every single chicken, everyone. Literally captures slimes in seconds because they already trust him after about 5 minutes,,, Chickens adore him, they eat more whenever he's the one feeding them
☆ Very protective over the chickens, hates whenever he comes back and sees them gone :( He has names for them and everything. His favorite slimes are the water slimes 🩷 Loves taking care of them in their little ponds
☆ Taking care of the chickens and water slimes with you? Favorite thing for him to do. He'll joke around and throw water at you, leading the water slimes to shoot water back at him (he never learns his lesson)
Soap
☆ Has so much fun chasing down chickens and saving them. Has even more fun chasing down slimes. He likes the huge ones and the ones that cause more ruckus and are harder to catch because of the huge sense of pride it gives him
☆ Favorite slimes are the lava slime and Gold slime, mainly because of how the lava slime heats him up in winter and how hard it is to catch the gold slime. Has names for them and treats them like his kids
☆ He likes going on walks with you and doing work while you two hold hands and talk or resting somewhere and eating while you recharge your energy
#wishes ⋆.ೃ࿔*:・#call of duty#cod#cod mw2#Ghost x you#ghost x you#simon ghost riley#Simon Ghost Riley x reader#Simon ghost riley x reader#simon ghost riley x reader#Simon Riley x reader#Simon riley x reader#simon riley x reader#Ghost x reader#ghost x reader#Gaz x reader#gaz x reader#Kyle Gaz Garrick x reader#Kyle gaz garrick x reader#kyle gaz garrick x reader#Kyle Garrick x reader#Kyle garrick x reader#kyle garrick x reader#Price x reader#price x reader#John Price x reader#Johnny Soap Macatvish x reader#Johnny soap mactavish x reader#johnny soap mactavish x reader#Soap x reader
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So I've been rereading skip beat from the beginning for the first time in uhhhhh almost 10 years and I'm going inSaNE over characterizations and development that I have to write it down
At this point I'm only at the Heel siblings arc so I haven't gotten to the Guam or Saena arcs which are very big for Kyoko and Ren's character development and healing which I haven't reread since those chapters came out
Can we just take a moment to appreciate Nakamura for basing Kyoko and Ren's childhood struggles and trauma on very real things that aren't often, if at all, dealt with in anime/manga and also writing them with utmost care (Not only do the traumas inform their personalities, but their healing arcs aren't just a one and done thing!! It's a very slow process) Like starting with Kyoko, her single mother neglected her so much that she was raised by a family friend. On top of that, nothing Kyoko did was ever good enough for her mother, and both of these things are so apparent in Kyoko's character. She attaches herself to fairytales and magic as an escapism and because she relates to stories like Cinderella. She literally cannot function if she messes up and no one criticizes her. She can't properly acknowledge her own talents and beauty without it being attached somehow to fairytales; she never quite believes shes good enough. Similarly, she didn't want to bother anyone with her troubles, so she always dealt with them alone/in private spaces. Pretty sure she also has lowkey abandonment issues. And this is all parental trauma!! Things she already has before the series starts and she gets so utterly heartbroken she swears off romantic love entirely so she can never get hurt the same way again.
(I don't think I'll ever get over how Kyoko told all this to Kuu and he was literally like I'm adopting you. Your mine now. Sorry I don't make the rules ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ And Kuu going home to his wife like hey we got a new kid 😂 Like Kyoko freezing up when she made mistakes and then Kuu showing her love instead of reprimanding her makes me go 🥹😩💖✨😭💝 Kyoko getting all fluffy from head pats🥹🥹 But on the downside she literally can't bring herself to call him dad unless she's in acting mode sjdfhsf)
When I really consider it, I wonder if Kyoko really loved Sho as a person or like.... the idea of him. Like he was just a convenient guy via proximity bc Kyoko needed someone to be her "prince". We haven't been shown exactly why she fell in love, but it would explain why she stuck with dedicating herself to him despite his terrible personality and knowing he never saw her the same way. It's portrayed like the concept of hatsukoi in anime where its ✨pure✨and innocent✨It seems very idealistic. Whereas Kyoko's love for Ren is more mature. She sees every aspect of Ren and doesn't sugarcoat it, she sees him as he is (she does him up on a pedestal but partially bc she admires him but also as an extreme measure to protect her heart and hide her feelings imo)
And REN. trauma to the max. He had to deal with the hardships of making a name for himself when his parents are already famous, extreme racism from being biracial, his friend/mentor dying from an accident he unintentionally caused???? Like boy hates himself so much he's literally disassociating 24/7 he needs a fucking therapist. I get how being Ren has helped him in some capacity but he needs a professional asap. Though deep diving into this is so interesting because Ren/Kuon compartmentalized his issues and the parts that he hates about himself so much he created its own persona ("Dark Kuon"), to the point he's rarely ever just himself. And he buried it so deep that as soon as he cracked the lid open, those emotions just spilled out. He can't even allow himself to be happy, and when he does feel truly happy, his automatic response is acting nonchalant,,,,,,,,,,,, he didn't even realize he was doing it at first 😢
Also the symbolism with Ren's watch makes me go a little feral. I don't remember if it's originally his or Rick's but it obviously stopped when the latter died and Ren keeps it as a reminder of what happened and why he went to Japan. It's a weird item since it grounds him but also represents his heavy trauma, and I think having those two things in one kinda showcases Ren's unhealthy coping mechanisms (like grounding himself to something traumatic isn't... great...). But that scene where he realizes he took it off and he has a moment of whether it to keep it on as Cain Heel or not??? *clenches fist* it was so good. (To recap it, he had his watch so he wouldn't lose himself in the role of BJ and then forgot it in the bathroom after an unexpected trauma response) Ren narrates his thoughts as choosing between Rick or Kyoko but interpreting this, he's choosing whether to keep himself stuck in his past trauma or move forward and let himself be happy AKA stick with unhealthy coping mechanisms vs try something healthy and rely on people he trusts. Kyoko essentially becomes someone Ren grounds himself to 🥺 He still needs therapy though lmao. He's so mentally unstable in this arc,,,
As I'm writing this I'm seeing a parallel between Kyoko and Ren and how they both had an experience that completely and utterly broke them, and it was this that pushed them onto their current paths in showbiz. And they likely would never have met each other again if those things never happened (they had to lose themselves to find each other?? 😭). It's so funny to me that Ren is all like ThEiR fAtEs ArE iNtErTwInEd with Kyoko and Sho when you have to consider the fact that him and Kyoko meeting again was like. a chance in a billion. It was fate 😂
KyoRen is such a poetic ship to me. The fact that they're different people when they meet and don't recognize the other. How Ren starts falling in love AS SOON AS HE REALIZES KYOKO IS THE SAME GIRL HE MET (Ren being gray/demiromantic.... more at 5). Kyoko lowkey starting to crush on Ren when she witnesses a bit of his real personality. These two things happening around the same time??????? And Ren being SO afraid of being Kuon, his true self, because of his bad qualities, but Kyoko pulling out the good qualities without him fully realizing it?? (I'm 100% referring to Kuon being a mischievous little shit and I live for how he teases Kyoko) tbh they treat each other differently from other people without even realizing it lol. And Kyoko being surrounded by toxic and possessive men pursuing her, and Ren being anything BUT. Like my man is a gigantic green flag. He recognizes that he can't seriously pursue Kyoko bc she's a minor and he really tries his best to only be a friend and mentor in her life and keeping her trust and never crossing her boundaries despite the stereotypes of men being "unable to control themselves." Y'all take point this should be the standard at minimum☝️
I have to talk about Sho bc this boy is so fucking toxic but he makes such a fascinating character. As much as I hate how Kyoko got heartbroken in the way she did, I think it was necessary so that she could leave Sho's sorry ass and cut him out of her life. Seriously,,,, he took advantage of her and used her as a servant. she literally dropped out of school, moved to a different city, and took on two jobs for the sole purpose of helping his career and then he threw her away like a used rag (JUST THROW THE WHOLE MAN AWAY). And then he has the audacity to fall in love with her smh. Anyway the fascinating part about him to analyze is how he's so possessive of Kyoko. Like she was a mere fly in his life, but she was always his. Until she wasn't. And I think those twisted thoughts kinda morphed into feelings for Kyoko. Ig in a way he still cares about her, but it could never hide how toxic he is. Anyone who's like I don't care how this person thinks of me as long as I take up the biggest space in their heart is egotistical and narcissistic. BUT he and Kyoko bickering like siblings will always be funny. Like epitome of two people who've lived with each other for way too long so they know how the other ticks and also get on each other's nerves 😂😂Sho does makes a good foil for Ren though. Like he's basically everything Ren is not: immature, temperamental, possessive, vain, the list goes on. His only redeeming qualities as a character is providing good drama and humor and being an example of what Ren isn't.
Skip Beat is really a story about healing and learning to love yourself and letting others love you and Nakamura is such a good story teller 🥺
#word vomit#aka these children need professional help#*late night word vomit i'm slightly delirious#my reviews#i'm sorry i really wanted to talk about both kyoko AND ren but it ended up being mostly ren i think whoops#reading the official translations helped my understanding of everything i think#not to diss the fan translations but sometimes they're..... hard to read#skip beat#kyoko mogami#ren tsuruga#kyoren
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Dog owner/lover tanjiro with female reader who hates dogs but loves cats 🙏🙏
𝐝𝐨𝐠 𝐟𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫
Tanjiro kamado x reader ・nezuko kamado mentioned
Kinda projecting in this bcs I don’t like dogs either at all, I’m lowkey scared of them 😢
You do not like going over to Tanjiro’s house at all.
Not that it was his house or anything about him. He’s such a sweetheart and always does his best to accommodate for you, and his house was really nice as well. Always super clean and everything was super organized as well. The only downside was the stupid dog that terrorized every person place or thing it came in contact with.
Everywhere it went it had way to much energy for almost any human, except tanjiro at least. It was much too big for its own good and still thought it was a lap dog at his big size. Super touchy as well always rolling around or trying to persuade somebody into petting it. Much to big, much to fur, much to friendly for your liking. Worse of all, that dog went everywhere with Tanjiro. It was pretty much his child at this point.
If you saw Tanjiro walking down the street near your house? He’s walking the dog. Going to the store? He’s buying something for his dog, and if they allow it the dog coming inside with him. Eating something? The dog has a designated seat at the table to eat with him to. Tanjiro is nearby? His dog is nearby to. The little parasiteー in your words would never go away.
Not to say you didn’t like animals or pets, you adored them to an extent. Especially cats. The much better pet option far superior than any dog could be that cat you had would beat Tanjiro dog for miles at anything. The little feline was so docile, couldn’t do anything wrong. Even Tanjiro enjoyed your cats presence, although he still tried to persuade you to give his dog a chance.
“I promise you he’s really not that bad, he’s just super friendly can you blame him?” Tanjiro ask while following you into the kitchen while you go prepare yourself a snack. “I really can blame him.” you reply without a second thought as your eyes drift back into Tanjiro. “Dogs are just.. ew nothing good about them.” The boy sighs while grabbing something for himself. “C’mon he doesn’t even bite.. he’s so nice!”
He’s really trying his hardest to get you to connect with his dog. He knows you’ve never been a fan of any dogs specifically, and maybe his just is a breed you hate more than others. He still has some hope for you, you gotta at least warm up to the idea of it! Besides his dog already loves you anyways you gotta show some love back right?
On your side of the story nothing Tanjiro could really say would sway your opinion. You’ve seen that dog and you seen how big it is and that’s already one to many signs for you. You have a witness and somebody else on your side at the same time! Tanjiro’s little sister, Nezuko. She’s even told you some of the problems with the dog they own! “Very big, very friendly to! To friendly sometimes..” is what she says and that’s all the evidence you needed. Though she does still take Tanjiro side most of the time.
The boy only sighs once again before an idea comes into his mind. He turns to look at you once more before shuffling beside you, Your cat trailing behind him. He stares up at you biting back a smile that would reveal his intentions. “Could you at least come over this weekend? My dog is going to be gone for two weeks for training, unfortunately..” he says, trailing off on the last part to grab your attention. You only turn your head once you hear the words “dog” and “gone” leave his lips.
You blink for a moment before a smile appears on your lips at his idea. “Sure, but only because the dog isn’t here alright.” you announced as a big grin is plastered on Tanjiro’s lips as his excitement comes to a peak. His arms wrap around you bringing you into a hug as you hug him back. Laughing at how much excitement he was showing.
It’s to late when you realize he was lying to you completely.
The weekend rolls around and you stand Infront of Tanjiro door. It’s a breath of fresh air being able to visit him once again. You knock on his door and can hear his footsteps coming down the stairs. The door swings open as Tanjiro invites you inside and you’re quick to step in. You almost forgot how nice his house looked after being away for so long, it was nice to enjoy seeing it again. Taking off your shoes you give Tanjiro a hug as he shows up all the new decoration he’s put in his living room.
You stare at everything as you admire the room. Almost missing Tanjiro’s words as he mutters a quick “be right back!” before disappearing somewhere inside of his house. You only continue looking knowing he’ll be back in a moment, staring at all the new pictures framed around the room and on the wall. You’re not fazed by the pitter patter of footsteps coming down from the stairs as you simply sit yourself back on the couch assuming it was Tanjiro.
To your dismay, it was not Tanjiro.
You only look up from a second when you don’t hear him walk over to the couch. Your eyes drift up only to see a patch of fur, and to your horror it’s his dog standing in the living room. You look at it for a long time, and it stares back at you for a long time. The dog is the first one to break eye contact and look away into the kitchen as you take the chance to look away as well. Maybe Tanjiro did bring it to training and it will just walk away. Maybe it can sense your “I don’t want you near me at all” energy and walk away from you. Just maybe.
The dog doesn’t follow any of your theories one bit as it soon charges at you. Jumping onto the couch and nearly onto your lap if you didn’t stand up quick enough. Irritation quickly creeps up to your throat as you’re only able to yell out “TANJIRO!” To hear him snickering around the corner. His dog doesn’t make it any better as it rubs and circles around your leg.
Well, you won’t be coming back to his house anytime soon.
#@.komoboko writes#demon slayer#kimetsu no yaiba#demon slayer x reader#kny x reader#kny#x reader#fluff#headcanon#kny fluff#Tanjiro#tanjiro kamado#kny tanjiro#tanjiro x reader#tanjiro kamado x reader#demon slayer tanjiro#i don’t like dogs#tbh#they scare me
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chapter 6: men deserve death
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beyoncesdaughter i hate this nigga so bad.
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MY THOUGHTS ON JWCT S2!!!
SPOILERS BELOW ↓
ok first of all, WHAT A SEASON. there was so much suspense and I LOVED it. I also was so much more attached to the dinosaurs this time, I'm usually more about the characters but they were so cutie pie (rip suchomimus I loved you buddy...)
here's some key takeaways I had!
ok no one hate me for this but I genuinely disliked brooklynn until this season... I LOVED her flashbacks and getting the whole story explained was so awesome
KENJI... KENJIIIIII.......... MY SON...... I FEEL SO BAD FOR MY BOY...... but man I feel like his issues were resolved way too quickly I wanted a breakdown out of him SORRY
yasammy the actual cutest as always. I am so proud of them. I have rooted for them since jwcc s1
I LOVED ZAYNA AND HER FAMILY!! she was a really likeable character! and her parents were so fun and endearing
benji ouugghhhh OUFHHHHHDHFHTJJYBY my tragic dinosaur yaoi omfg OMG
DINOSTAR 😢😢😢😢 DINOSTAARRRRR😢😢 DINOSTAR COME HOME😢 I HAVE BEEN WAITING SINCE THE FIRST SEASON. the flashback with them had me BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS
the scenes with brooklynn and the broker in her apartment were so masterfully done
the ANIMATION is SO STUNNING
GEBA🫶🫶🫶🫶
even though ben and kenjis scenes together were brief i still ate them up
the moment where kenji sees brooklynn through the glass THAT SHOOK ME
why was the hippo scarier than the dinosaurs lowkey
THE ENDING AUUUUUUGHHHH
there's probably more i forgot to say but YEAH! I LOVED IT BUT I WANT MOOORRREEEEEE MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#jwcc#jwct#chaos theory#chaos theory spoilers#jwct spoilers#jurassic world chaos theory#jwcc benji#dinostar#yasammy#jwct season 2#jurassic world
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BABE ARE REQUESTS OPEN?? IF THEY AREN'T IGNORE THIS, BUT I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD POSSIBLY WRITE A DAZAI X GN READER WHO IS EXTREMLYYYYYY TICKLISH?? MOSTLY ON THE SIDE?🫶
and they're to shy to admit it so he just BOOW wrecks them with teases making them hide in his chest from them...💗
i-i- need some of this kinda of dazai fluff rn, AND TOUR WRITING IS AMAZING I JUST HAD TO ASK YOU!!! 🫶💌
"Feathery laughs"
Sypnosis: Dazai with a s/o who is extremely ticklish!!
Pairings: Dazai x reader,
Genre: Lowkey crack, fluff
Warnings: none I think Unless you count strapping bombs to your sides. ..
A/N: THIS IS MY FIRST REQUEST OMFGGG OFC BBG MY REQUESTS ARE OPEN (only for you😜/hj)
Oh god--
How are you even lovers with this man I hate him so much (I almost had 2 breakdowns because of him)
He's ofc gunna try to bombard you BRO😨
So you borrowed kaiji's lemon bombs to strap them against your sides so you won't have to go through hell! ⊹₊ꕤ˚₊⊹
like you two will be having a nice evening with pink clouds outside and laying next to each other and all of a sudden he's tickling you ferociously like a tiger
I bet he will be grinning that hot while you uncontrollably laugh and wheeze
But Oh oh oh OHHH if you try to tickle HIM he's gonna give you the most weird ahh side eye
Effing hypocrite
Even if you wear baggy clothes you can't escape bro😢😭
At this rate even his chest isn't safe bro JUST RUN-
Unless you want to be breatheless😁 (like oda lol)
He know how flustered U get when he tries getting you to admit your ticklish
But sometimes he just wants to place your head on his chest with the sunlight reflecting on your flustered face hiding in his chest with his arms around your waist
<3333
Scenario~ ⊹₊。ꕤ˚₊⊹ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀
You were in a slouching position, resting on a lathered armchair. It's better to take a quick nap while your lover is on his giddy way to his shared apartment with his love.
Clack!
The door of the empty and quiet apartment opens.
"Bellllaaaaaa! I am home!" Dazai calls out slightly in a loud tone as he hungs his sand brown coat on the hanger and skips to your shared bedroom where he is greeted with his one and only's sleeping position.
Dazai quietly walks over to your body. His tall height stands over your figure as all of a sudden he starts massaging his fingers in a fast movement making you jolt up laughing.
"RAHHHHH- DAZ--HAHAAphdhegtd-" you tried choking out as dazai ferociously kept tickling you here and there while you ran around the apartment.
Just a couple, and their lighthearted times where they forget everything but their love for each other!!
Finally after hours of childish antics you fianly begged him to stop which he onyl stood up with a face of triumph.
Later that night your dried tears of pure laughter glistened on your face which was buried in his warm chest protecting you from any sort of dangers. He only smiled at you as he rubbed your back with a relaxed smile like that of a parent when they see their child's happy face after reading them a story
"You're so annoying..." you pouted out with a flustered face, clearly shy to admit you have a sensitive body as you digged your face deeper into his chest.
"Am I? My bad belladonna! You just so cute all adorable and flustered like that"
The bandaged man replied with a more genuine tone not a teasing one.
Anything to hear your feathery laughs once again...
A/N: my body is also very sensitive and I am extremely ticklish also THIS WAS SO CUTEEE??? Guys please send more aks😭🙏
#Dazai osamu#Dazai#Dazai x reader#Bsd#Bsd fanfic#Bungou stray dogs#<3#sakira!#send asks#send me asks#Bsd stuff#Hcs and scenarios
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Kyman week day one... sorry the cringe came inside me and I accidentally actually tried on this.... 😢😢😢😢😔😔😔😭😭😭😭😭🚫🚫🚫😢😢😢 #ieatshiteveryday222CANCELED
I did crime. Because. Lowkey I don't fw the love language prompts 💔💔💔 hate is in my heart I am a hateful vagina.
#kymanweek2024#kymanweek#cringe#no i dont actually ship kyman#i just like their dynamic as friends a lot and was like... omg. kyman week would be so much fun.#hateful#southpark#southparkfanart#cringe ass post#Spotify
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aashi do you think sukuna fw’s bhujiya. especially aloo bhujiya from haldiram (the spicy one) 🤨 ‘cuz i KNOW this man would be snacking on it 24/7 and he won’t even notice when he’s finished the whole packet. bonus points if he uses his four arms to hold up two packets so he can feed you and himself (because i feel like he’d lowkey refuse to share ‘cuz he likes it so much but he needs to give you credit for introducing it to him….) just thinking about my man a lot ‘cuz i just finished a packet right now by myself and i didn’t even realise until i looked down from my screen 😢
girl u finished a packet by urself?! is this normal bc I can’t eat a spoon without getting dizzy 😟 I respect ur dedication tho it’s so fuckin buss
and no sukuna love that stuff he’s so adamant that he won’t like it but then when he eats he just keeps eating more and he hates the shit eating grin on ur face but it’s not like he wants to stop eating so he’s gonna feed u some like u said. very tender :(
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matchup exchange
with @akirqx <3
you may have seen this coming, you may not’ve but i think you and bokuto koutarou would be a perfect match!
- what i mostly see bokuto being like in other writers fics etc. is that he’s very all over his s/o and is extremely involved in his relationship, which i don’t think is necessarily true
in haikyuu it’s canon that bokuto is an enthusiastic guy but we can’t forget he’s also obsessed with his own title and being involved with volleyball
overall i think that bokuto is a fun, outgoing guy and in a relationship i feel like he would be as involved as he could, but the type of person bokuto looks for is someone he’s so close with that neither of them have to worry and stress about how much either of them care for eachother, becuase it will always be the maximum amount that they can show, which is where the trust and loyalty comes into play
- bokuto is a tall AND beefy guy which means, as much as some people make out he’s cute, he can also be unintentionally SEXY, which is when i think it would be hard to escape his teasing as just him looking at you certain ways is enough
- i feel like bokuto can be a very anxious guy, he has a very high ego but it can be deflated very easily, so when it comes to new activities i feel like he himself would be sceptical about them as he doesn’t want to screw it up, but when it comes to motivating you, he’s enthusiastic and he believes in helping you find things that you’ll end up having the same amount of passion for as he does with volleyball
- meeting new people is pretty hard for you, which is why i think you would probably meet bokuto either when you were younger or sitting next to eachother in a class
he’s extroverted anyway, but i think he would start to notice how adorable you were and have the biggest urge to talk to you, and that he would do
you said you’re not too strong on math, and god knows if bokuto is or not, but i feel like if you were seated together in a math class you would either bond over how neither of you understood the subject, or he would help you (AAA acts of service 🛐)
bokuto would definitely start to match your vibe, he’s definitely a funny guy and you two would start cracking jokes too eachother and probably start getting told to be quiet in class
- i hate to say this but i feel like bokuto would 100% confess over text 😣 he would probably be way too scared of rejection in person
his friends would be hyping him up daily for about a month to try and get him to talk to you about his feelings but he ends up texting you at like 1am on a random school night and they’re all lowkey disappointed
- he loves your art, he ALWAYS asks you to sketch him, and when you do he literally falls head over heels all over again
this is not proofread i hope it’s okay 😢
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Wdym number one jay hater 😢
Yeah.....I don't like him :(
I used to have like a laundry list of valid reasons ranging from him technecally restarting the whole Operator thing to him very clearly not giving a shit about anyone else and being willing to sacrifice anyine for the sake of finding answers.........but lowkey at this point I just hate him for the bit. He is a character generally loved by the fandom and I am a hater at heart so yeah.
#marble hornets#mh jay merrick#jay merrick#btw ur valid if u love him and all jay lovers are welcome on my page
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Ya’ll ever lowkey hate on something until a little while later when you’ve had a bit of time to ponder about it, cuz like, that’s such a common experience for me. It was like this with, just to name a few:
•both Doors and Pressure(„wawa it’s just too confusing and complicated 😢”)
•many foods. First few bites are 🤢 and then like. Oh shit. Oh wait. Actually? This kinda good a few in
•Inside Out 2, I was SUCH a hater walking out of the cinema. While I do still hold a few of my criticisms(for example the actual usefulness of nearly all the new emotion, ie less so fulfilling and matching their roles as the emotions they’re assigned and more just acting as characters for the original emotions to bounce off of plot-wise, etc), idk why I was such a hater of them using hockey as the main plot instead of something more universal. Past me, dawg, thats literally so unimportant. It was literally just a vessel for the more universal message(perfectionism and burning out) to be delivered in 😭 media literacy sometimes takes a bit of loading time guys
•…the decision to restart the cast all the way back to childhood post-killing the tree in Our Wonderland. Initally I didn’t really consider the narrative and symbolic implications of it and felt „betrayed” that all the character development + growth was „for nothing”. While it partially is by the very nature of the twist, narratively that is LITERALLY THE POINT(overanalaysed this in that one post about the drive towards „true(best) endings” in VNs and how that related to both Our Wonderland and Iggy as a protagonist).
#weird habit#weird habits#im just a#little haters#sometimes#opinions change#and allat#inside out#inside out 2#our wonderland#ow: iggy#food opinions#food#roblox doors#doors roblox#pressure#pressure roblox#roblox pressure#media literacy#pondering#ponderings#thinking#even
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I hope you don't leave JJK please😢
I don't want to 😭
Honestly, I never used to think or worry about when or how I'd lose interest in a fandom. Yeah, it's inevitable, but I typically just enjoy what time I have and accept the end when it comes. It's mostly been a gradual thing, so by the time I'm out, my interest is dead in the water.
Endgame, however, has scarred me for life in this regard. That movie was a cold shock in the cinema, and it was only downhill from there. Now I'm lowkey scared of that repeating with JJK. With Bleach, it wasn't an issue because I got into the fandom well aware of how it ended, what I liked, what I hated, and what I could ignore.
The thing about JJK is that it's not so perfect that I'm entirely content with canon but also not so terrible that I want nothing to do with it. It's a good, fun series with great concepts and highly uneven execution—the sweet spot of creative drive, for me.
Fingers crossed I'll survive whatever Gege's got planned for the remaining four chapters 🤞
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Holes headcanons :D
Stanley (caveman):
probably addicted to minecraft. (He forces hector to play it with him, but he doesn’t mind)
stanley is the type of guy to prance around and skip when he’s in a good mood ����
Has anxiety and/or adhd
his love language is physical touch. (He hugs hector all the time 🥺)
he’s probably afraid to close his eyes in the shower. (It’s okay, bro, me too.)
he ate play dough as a kid.
painfully awkward in social situations. (Me too bro, me too)
since he’s kinda tall, he doesn’t know his own side sometimes and bumps into things often.
He’s such a baby when he’s sick. (His mom always takes care of him and she babies him as well, so she’s partially to blame.)
played violin in elementary school but switched to trumpet in middle school.
he loves to dress up for halloween and go trick or treating. He does not give a F*CK IF HES TOO OLD, HES GETTING THAT FREE CANDY.
his favorite color is probably blue. (Super basic, but it’s valid)
unashamed weezer fan.
probably watches adventure time or regular show or some show like that.
cat person.
he loves dinosaurs.
oh and he’s a smashing pumpkins fan.
his favorite subject is chemistry or science.
he probably tried to smoke a cigarette to be cool but he ended up almost dying.
Hector (zero):
bro is probably a Roblox kid.
his love language is quality time.
he gets a little uncomfortable when Stanley hugs him sometimes bc he’s not really used to that sort of affection, but he starts to like it more over time.
he loves watching SpongeBob SquarePants and he makes Stanley watch it with him.
probably and arctic monkeys fan.
Also a Radiohead fan.
fantasizes about beating the sh*t out of people. (DUDE DID YOU SEE WHEN THAT FIGHT ALMOST BROKE OUT AND HE IMMEDIATELY GRABBED A POOL BALL TO SMASH SOMEONES HEAD?.?????)
Gorrilaz fan.
he’s a big Garfield fan as well.
oh and hes also a red hot chili peppers fan.
dog person.
he probably plays guitar.
always wins at card games.
When he was a little kid he wanted to be a magician or a zookeeper when he grew up.
absolutely goated at laser tag.
Ricky (zigzag):
he’s just a silly little guy 🥺
Lowkey the mom friend.
nirvana listener.
I feel like he hates spinach idk why.
yapper.
he has a really stupid sense of humor. (Like if you said the word “ball” or “nut” he would crack tf up)
South Park watcher.
plays cod regularly.
closet Lana del rey fan.
bro can’t cook for shit.
he always bothers the rest of d-tent with his random thoughts in the middle of the night. (Zigzag: “if all my future children are in my balls rn, doesn’t that technically make me pregnant??” Squid: “I swear, if you don’t shut the f*CK UP RIGHT NO-“
raging feminist energy.
his favorite animal is a giraffe 😍
he always uses the shittiest pick up lines on girls he likes (they never work 😢)
Alan (squid):
TERRIBLE at bowling. (Like when he goes the throw the bowling ball he slips on the glossy floor and almost f*cking dies)
brushes his teeth way to hard.
he can’t handle caffeine 😔
He’s a HORRIBLE speller.
If anyone falls asleep around him, their face is 100% going to get vandalized. (Never pass out when there’s markers about, kids.)
Green Day fan.
watches regular show.
bro probably uses three in one shampoo, conditioner, and body wash 💀
he has a pet bunny that he loves and cherishes with all of his heart.
Theodore (armpit):
idk why but I feel like he loves kids and babies and he’s really good w them.
surprisingly great at public speaking.
he and x ray always do karaoke together.
system of a down fan.
when he was little he got hit by the school bus 😐 (he was okay tho).
he probably has a diary that he writes in with glittery gel pen. (he also begins each entry with “dear diary ✨🧚♀️🌸,”)
Rex (X-ray):
lowkey a theater kid.
proud solitaire player.
he still enjoys coloring and he is NOT ashamed 😡.
regularly plays fnaf.
queen fan????? 👀
he is ready for Christmas IMMEDIATELY after thanksgiving.
train enthusiast.
he has hello kitty and Sanrio merchandise but would never EVER admit it to anyone.
he owns all of the diary of a wimpy kid books.
Jose (magnet):
bro’s favorite subject is probably history 🤣🫵 (valid).
if one of the d-tent boys is in the phone with literally anyone he will moan as loud as he can.
strong believer in the five second rule.
rammstein fan.
sings HORRIBLY in the shower.
he likes to bully small children on roblox. (Valid)
When he was a little kid he walked through wet cement and his parents had to chisel the concrete off of his feet.
he also sleepwalks often.
Brian (twitch):
bro is such a little f*cking freak like dude wtf is wrong w you (and we love that for him.)
yeah that’s kinda all I have for this kid. He only had like a minute and a half of screen time so I didn’t have much to work with.
anyway yeah sorry they gradually got smaller and smaller but yeah wtv I hope you enjoyed :D
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Instrument/band purly au headcannons???
If that makes sense
im basing this off my experiences w music classes i hope we r all rockin w that
i hope i read this right and u meant band as in band class and not BAND band😢😢
•ok so their music class had units where they did different instruments each unit there was piano, guitar, then drums, and then after those main ones they dabbled into other ones
•if theres one instruments haitians gonna cling to its guitars, ik that was curlys fav unit, pony was having a bit of trouble w all of em
•they can both read music sheets well, thats not the issue here, they can grasp that part pretty easily bc they drum on each others thighs/knees to tap out the beat, the problem is PLAYING those bitches
•pony CANNOT play the piano, he could NOT understand how to play that thing, for the life of him, even if u paid him to play twinkle twinkle little star he’d tell u to keep ur money to save himself the embarrassment
•curly CAN play the piano he just doesnt like to cause its boring as shit to him, every other thing tho he loves playing and is constantly fiddling w em
•however curly was just annoying as hell on the drums so he was pushed to stick w guitar, he kept doing that “ba dum tsss” shit w the drums when something happened and nobody could take it anymore
•pony hated the drums bc it was always so loud and it pissed him off so bad, he was so happy when curly was taken off those drums man😭
•they both teamed up a lot when it was time to just practice, they did get the job done tho, its not that the class was THAT hard or anything, theyre both pretty artistic, the would rlly just fuck around and laugh, they did practice, but they got it pretty quick so they didnt spend too long on it
•when it came time for everyone to come together to practice the song as a whole, pony and curly were giggling to themselves bc more chances than not they sounded like shit all together, these mfs sounded tone deaf, but other times they just cringe bc they cover songs they actually like and its just completely fucked up
•they HATEEEE performing in front of everyone, angela doesnt take the music class they take, she takes chorus (more like is forced to) and she always SPECIFICALLY looks out for curly to laugh in his face
•once the teacher held a recital and tim, soda, and darry showed up and tim was like rodrick in greg’s talent show, just recording for blackmail later on, darry and soda was supportive but that didnt make pony any less better he wanted to DIE on stage
•dont even get them started on the wind instrument unit.
•would this REALLY b papercut if i didnt say that curly would use this class especially to flirt w pony with little to no restraint bc he could just tell the teacher that they were so close bc he was trying to teach pony the proper hand placements and he was so near his ear bc it was loud as hell🤨🤨🤨
•pony would fuck w the cowbell lowkey, its simple and he doesnt have to put that much effort, curly is just fucking w the tambourines pretending hes in church or somethin
•taking those instruments home was hell on the both of them, neither of them bring fucking backpacks to school so holding the instruments around felt so weird to em
•usually darry doesnt allow the bedroom door to b closed when curlys around, but bc theyre “practicing their instruments” he allows it BUT he does pop in more frequently to make sure they do NOT match each others freaks
•that dont stop curly though he WILL get kissed in that room one way or another, if theyre kissing and they hear the door knob jiggle, they just quickly pull away and pretend they r discussing the music sheet
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