#i love to feed the feral shippers

[angie-long-legs-moved]

Husk: Al you should totally edge me

Alastor: Ok how's this! *disappears for 7 years*

[allastoredeer]

https://www.tumblr.com/deadspaceguy/748773099053416448?source=share

I'm pretty sure this is the second Coraline AU art I saw but I can't find the first! I love Other Mother!Alastor a LOT tbh

This artist also has a fantasy au which I'm just 👀👀👀👀

OH MY GOSH THIS IS DEADSPACEGUY! Dude, I fucking love their art. I am so obsessed with their Alastor design and their radioapple content is some of my all time favorite content.

I'm so, so tempted to ask them if I can write a fic based on their fantasy!au but there's so much lore and cool details, I'm not sure I'd be able to capture it fully T.T Actually, I want to write so many fics based off so much of their art.

[wordsvomit101]

As usual credit to Hiki (@shyanimeboi) for this god sent gift they grace me. The amount of lore drops got me feral, it feels like Christmas, it feels like summer coming.

I won't post all of it since it is best that you go support the original poster at here: Hikifans on X: "Here is part 3 of the story. Sorry it was abit of a long wait, was stuck grinding for satans beginner nightmere candy https://t.co/IStdo8f7Xs #whatinhellisbad" / X (twitter.com)

Anyway here is the ramble

True but I don't lust as much as you girl (no problem with anyone that related to MC, she's just not for me). If I have that much sexual drive in me, for more than 70 guys at that??? I need to check myself out for medical attention, or else I gonna feel dread every time the lust comes (it is surprisingly a thing that I saw people talk about on TikTok)

Ppyong is a deadly combo man, he is cocky but also a masochist. His appearance is so my type too

MC being a freak, as usual, you go sis ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

THE WAY I CHOKE ON MY OWN SPIT- Like wtf do you mean?!!!! Why are you doing this to my fujoshi kokoro??!!! I know you want to do it but how do you want to do it?!! Shibari? Choking? WHat Ishb Ittzdhbjsfbnv?!- *Error*

NAURRRRR ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ MC DON'T TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME!!!!

ASK HIM!! ASK HIM TO SPILL IT ALL OUT!! I NEED TO KNOW!! TELL HIM TO SPELL IT OUT-

*Error*

So, uh, they show a close-up shot of Juno's chest and he asks if Minhyeok is hard like his and MC is a bad liar, said "probably" and Juno calls her out on it.

And MC actually admitted and said that Minhyeok's chest is actually "wide like this"???

You did??? But then again why am I surprised that she did, they had to be kissing at some point if they stuck together for more than a decade with that amount of tension between them

Ok so Minhyeok played soccer in high school, MC and he are in different classes and they were going to give him back something they lent. But come across Minhyeok changing in the classroom, pretty standard

Yup, he knows, he definitely knows and he is tempting her. Also, apparently, Minhyeok's chest is toned, but flatter than Juno's, his abs also feel different than Juno's...

If you can't tell I'm furiously taking notes right now, someone on the dev team is looking out for my shipper's heart and I wish that person woke up on the right side of the bed every day and had their taxes filled on time, etc.

Woah that has to be some intense session you got there, I awake until 3am before and I still have energy fueling me.

Relatable, highly so, I got deadlines every day during the semester. You think it's fine when you get used to it after 3-4 weeks but then it hits you with a week's worth of exams that you need to finish within that time while maintaining other stuff outside your major, and then combine it with other stuff outside uni (҂ ꒦ິヮ꒦ິ)

Too high of a standard girl, if I were him, I would already be too high on coffee and delirium to even see what I'm typing on the computer.

I'm surprised he's only tired, I expected some breakdown but then again, it's Minhyeok. The guy built different

Wait that's so cute!!! Awww (∗˃̶ ᵕ ˂̶∗)

Minhyeok sure is deep in his sleep, cause the slightest noise or outside touch would wake me tf up, I will go straight back to sleep later if it is nothing but if this happens it would me start kicking before I could even think

Built like a campus crush and act like a campus crush. If he has time to be good at sports then he most likely be in one of the SKY universities in Korea. If he also doesn't go to Hagwon then that would be even more crazy

Ok rude, you not even gonna clean the wet chair up??? Even if you're my best friend, I would still drag you back to clean the mess yourself cause ain't no way I'm touching the juice that came out of your bussy

THE TENSION IS REAL BOISSS

I know what you are MC and don't worry I won't judge, just tell me how big the file is compare to others

Ok, that is it, love part 3, they feed me a good amount of lores, and thank you again to the heaven-sent Hiki (@shyanimeboi), please watch the full video on their channel. I couldn't do this without them sharing this with all of us for free at that 🛐🛐🛐

Thank you for reading through my fangirling and good days to everyone!

[hgvhehehe]

I'm still drawing one thing for Diavolo's birthday, so no arts, but my screams, because I can't keep my mouth shut about it.

Because DiaLuci shippers eating so freaking good today and I'm here to share it with you all.

Spoilers for Diavolo's current b'day card under the cut.

First of all, just that interaction of them.

A bouquet. Lucifer presented his bestboyfriend with a bouquet. It didn't say what flowers were used for the bouquet, but considering there's been so much mentions of Diavolo's birthday flower (actually, both in his b'day card and in his b'day event) which is Ogre Bellflower, it's only natural to headcanon that Lucifer picked some of these flowers by himself and gifted them Diavolo, and I'm here for it.

Second: Diavolo's Birthday Message Album and Lucifer's message.

This bro literally remembered what music his friend liked in some café, found somewhere the sheet music, then suggested to perform it on the piano for Diavolo.

Just like Diavolo remembers every little things about Lucifer, Lucifer, too, actually remembers every little things about Diavolo.

Oh, and obviously, again from b'day card:

Have you even noticed that Lucifer loves to say that? His priority is making sure that Diavolo liked whatever they set up.

How to say they're lovers without actually saying they're lovers.

I'm literally going feral because of these two.

Good Lord, devs, thank you so much for feeding us today. It's a very good Halloween indeed.

[oblivionsdream]

Hey @oblivionsdream !

I have 2 questions - bear with me…

As you know, I love your work, but have only just recently started actively engaging with it.

I actually first came across you and your Jester x knight OC’s at least a year or two ago, when a fellow DinLuke shipper tagged it with #dinluke, so it showed up on my feed. If you aren’t into Star Wars and are unfamiliar with it - that’s the romantic pairing between Din Djarin (the Mandalorian) and Luke Skywalker.

For a while, I actually thought that it was a medieval DinLuke au because there are quite a few fanarts exploring that ship in different universes (including ours) and different timelines, etc.

One of the things that lent credence to this idea was the fact that the king looks so much like the Jedi, Quinlan Vos.

The characters do also closely match the personalities that a lot of the fandom have collectively given Din and Luke on tumblr - like Luke actually being a feral mischievous gremlin underneath his serene Jedi facade, and Din actually being the more composed (and often lovingly exasperated) of the two.

It was a surprise when I looked more into it and realised that they are original characters, completely unrelated to DinLuke and Star Wars as a whole.

So I guess I’m just curious what was the inspiration behind the Jingly Menace and his steadfast, taciturn knight? Was it a song or a meme or just watching a medieval show and during a scene with a jester, you had a sudden burst of creative juices like “Eureka! Pretty jester x hot knight!”

Sorry if you’ve already answered this and I’ve just missed it while scrolling through your page.

My other question (this I know has been queried to JM himself but he nervously evaded the question) when JM is shown crying in one of the first pictures you posted of him, what was the actual reason that you had in mind behind it? Was it just simply because his attempts to get the hot mysterious knights attention had thus far been unsuccessful (from his perspective anyway) and he succumbed to a private moment of vulnerability?

Every time I look at it, I’m dying to know!

Anyway, love you! Hope the JM comic is still on the horizon at some point - coz I would buy and read the crap out of it!

Hey there!

I honestly had no idea what DinLuke is though I've seen the tags. My knowledge of Star Wars comes from whatever I have absorbed against my will being online and when my best friend made me watch the prequels a few years ago 😂

So Jester solely came to be because I've loved jesters for many years at this point. I just find them fun but there's never enough content for them out there so I just wanted to make my own oc. I also just love trickster characters- anything fae like or I always adored Loki in Norse mythology so he's very based into those kind of mischievous vibes and humor.

Augustine was purely accidental. I saw some Tumblr post about a knight or maybe it was about a jester and a knight (I no longer remember) so I thought it would be funny to doodle Jester with a random knight being a menace asking him about his big sword. Augustine was never supposed to be a character. But then I just kept coming up with other ideas for Jester and this random knight whose face he never saw and whelp here we are.

Soooo the crying. It was definitely a private moment no one else was supposed to witness. Part of something I find interesting with playing with Jester's character is the idea that sometimes the seemingly happiest and funniest people are also the saddest but they just cover it up with a smile. His backstory before coming to the castle is still something that affects him but also he feels lonely at court. He constantly craves the validation of attention he didnt really get as a kid and is constantly surrounded by people but also he feels very lonely in court. He is in a strange place of being neither noble but also not quite a commoner/servant. Nobility will look down on him and not take him serious because he's just a silly guy but the servants are wary to get too close because of his close relationship with the king and the fact that he technically has a higher status as Court Jester. He is one of Monty's closest confidantes but his own secrets keep him from being fully honest with his king. It's a strange place of feeling alone in the middle of a crowded court where everyone sees his silly jester persona and make up but no one sees beneath it.

I still hope to make a comic! Just trying to find the time to get all my ideas in order. Thanks for liking my silly guys!

[rockinlibrarian]

Post-Umbrella Academy S4 Reaction Part Five, appropriately: On Love Triangles (spoilers under cut)

Man, that makes me feel compelled to add a Reaction Part to my projected six Reaction Parts, and then reorder them so Viktor's is seventh. Anyway.

So in this series of posts so far, we've had the Good, the Bad, and now we have the Incredibly Controversial. (We also had the Fandom and the Fix-it, but those didn't fit as nicely into that sentence).

I have a pretty nicely curated Tumblr dashboard. I only follow people I like, who have sensible things to say, and I try to avoid diving into tags and For Yous (which a remarkable amount of the time make no sense— when I do look at that feed, I see topics people I follow love that I have NEVER INTERACTED with. I tolerate these topics for the people I follow, why would I want to see more of those from strangers?).

Yet I have seen no middle ground on this next topic. Half my TUA mutuals are over the moon, half are positively livid.

And here am I in the middle feeling ACK.

I'm allowed to be in the middle, right?

Let’s dive into my opinions on (is this really a spoiler anymore here on Tumblr?) Five/Lila/Diego under the cut.

Yeah, it’s not my ship, and I would never have made the choice. I make no secret about my non-canon OTP, and Lila/Diego was the only CANON ship I ever found interesting enough to root for. I found Five and Lila’s best-frenemies relationship utterly delightful and I’ll miss getting to accept it as that and not the early stages of enemies-to-lovers. But from an in-story standpoint it does make perfect sense, even if it’s not a direction many viewers wanted it to go in.

Linking back to the Venn diagram I reblogged at the start of the Season 4 Discourse: “I liked it,” “It made in-universe sense,” “it made narrative sense.” Although, just to be annoying, the topic refuses to be sorted into even those categories nicely. Certainly most of us seem to disagree on which— if any of them— even apply.

Let’s take it one topic at a time. Viktor got a whole post to himself, so I need to give some attention to the other half of my favorite characters/OTP/most-commonly-POV’d babies, Five. You see, the most common complaint I hear about this plot development is that it’s totally out of character for Five. Five would never hurt Diego that way! Five is aroace! Five spent his life trying to get home to his siblings, he’d never give up and decide to stay in the subway! Since when would Five put romantic love over familial love?

I disagree. Maybe I’m wrong— many of the people I’ve seen making this claim have consistently written takes on Five that I very strongly adore. How could we disagree on whether or not the dude is in character here? But let me plead my case.

It’s true that Five is different this season, and not in a fun way. His feral-ness is one of the most delightful things about him in general, and it just…wasn’t there. But I think that’s a question for the “I liked it” portion of the Venn diagram (feral Five is so much more fun to watch than sad and tired Five) and possibly for the “narrative sense” portion (do you really want to abandon the the most popular qualities of a character just for the sake of realistic character progression?). It DOES make in-universe sense, because Five is depressed in season 4.

Think about where he is at the start of the season— and for the whole show before that. He spent his whole long, traumatic life obsessed with getting back to, with saving, these people, and all they have done in return is ignore him, yell at him, and blame him for things that weren’t his fault. Viktor my love not even you are an innocent here— sure you spent 17 years mourning him, but then when you finally get him back, you brush off or outright deny everything he ever confides in you, and then you abandon HIM for six years, and he was in the body of a minor at the time, he really could have used you by his side there! (My shipper heart insists his betrayal was the worst of all of them, and even platonically it very well could be).

These people he dedicated his life to turned out to not just be idiots (in his estimation), but they’ve gone and pushed each other— and him— away for six years. His whole life purpose had been to save them, and for what? For them to take it for granted, to squander their second (third, fourth…) chances at life complaining how life sucks and it’s probably Five’s fault? What did he do all this FOR, in the end? And what should he be doing with his life NOW? He’s lost his goals, his meaning. IT’S DEPRESSING DANGIT but it makes sense!

And then he ends up stranded in time. Again. But this time he’s with somebody else— an actual real-life friend instead of a figment of his imagination. He fell in love with Delores because they were partners alone in time— why wouldn’t it happen with a flesh-and-blood person, who can actually act in loving ways toward him? Okay, it’s his sister-in-law, but they’ve been lost for six years with no guarantee of ever getting back, she and Diego had already been on the rocks (I’ll get into her side of the thing farther down), and what does Five care about conventions like How to and not to act with one’s brother’s wife, anyway? He’s feral, remember? He’s not going to stop and say, “No, we can’t do this, it’ll hurt Diego’s feelings,” in this situation! They’re lost in time and all they have is each other!

And let’s examine the whole concept of Five in a romantic relationship to begin with. Obviously I’m not against the concept, because I ship him. It’s ridiculous on my part, because when I started reading TUA fanfic I honestly said, “Wow, it’s refreshing to have a character so impossible to ship as Five is— how many interesting GEN fics can this guy spawn?” and before I knew it I was shipping him with his adoptive brother. BUT. I have also fully embraced the popular headcanon that he’s ace (note: show-Five is not comics-Five in many ways, and this is one of them). Aspec, at least. (NOT aro: I don’t know how anyone can see the way he’s always talked about/treated Delores and not understand that he is absolutely a total romantic). Even in my shipping fics, he’s aspec— “Viktor-sexual,” I have called it even. He falls for his best friend, and his best friend only. And— if I can shamelessly quote one of my own fics here—

“Look, I was married to half a mannequin for thirty-some years, I may have a slightly different understanding of marriage than the average person….Yes, I said what I said. Delores is complicated, okay? There are facts, and there are truths. Facts are I created her out of the rubble of a department store and my own desperation. I know this, I do! But the truth is she loved me. She kept me alive, she lifted me when I would have given up, she fixed my mistakes but forgave me for them, she made me laugh and even laughed back at me. That's what marriage is to me. A partner through the twists and turns of life! It has nothing to do with desire and passion and sex.”

And that’s exactly what happened with Lila! They had become partners through the infinite twists and turns of a seemingly-impossible-to-escape life! I keep seeing “since when does Five think with his dick?” comments, but he WASN’T! It took nearly seven years of close proximity, you-and-me-against-the-multiverse partnership, and shared traumas to happen, and significantly, she made the first move. It absolutely holds up to my own personal headcanons of how Five interacts with romantic love.

And I feel like Five doesn’t really segregate different kinds of love. Romantic or familial, it’s all LOVE, right? We actually had this conversation in the comments of the above fic, “New World Symphony,” just days before S4 dropped: there’s a scene where Five completely confuses the others by explaining that he doesn’t think finding himself married to Viktor is weird because “you’re my brothers— that’s family; he’s my husband— that’s family too,” and JBD— who, I must point out, is not a Fiktor shipper— commented, “Aww, for Five, family is another word for people he loves.” And I thought that was a brilliant way to sum it up (funnily enough, I responded by referring to Five calling Lila “family” at the beginning of S3!). So when he finds the answer to getting home— is it really so hard to believe he doesn’t want to go back? Lila is family just as much as the others are, and LILA ACTUALLY SHOWS HIM LOVE, which is more than any of his adoptive sibs did for him for those first six years back. He was DEPRESSED in the real world, and now he’s HAPPY! Things change! Of course he dedicated his life to getting back home BEFORE, but like the first episode says, it was the Unbearable Tragedy of Getting What You Want! Now he knows better!

From an “In-show sense” standpoint. Maybe not from a “Narrative Sense” standpoint.

Let’s now try to discuss the state of Dilila, but more briefly. (This post is already 1800 words long). It made me sad to see what a mess their relationship had become in the past six years, and I thought it was kind of mean of the storyline to threaten to break them up, but after awhile, as we saw more of it, I had hope for them! I just rediscovered the “Into the Woods” soundtrack recently and suddenly they were reminding me of the Baker And His Wife— they needed to go Into the Woods--symbolically and literally—to be separated from each other, to learn new things about themselves, to yes even have an affair on her part— to appreciate what they had together, to rekindle their True Love. They needed to reevaluate themselves, each other, and their lives, and a separation would only help them to do so. (Now, when we talk about the in-characterness of it all, I DO question whether Lila was completely in character this season— but I mean, that’s part of it, IS she being herself? What does she NEED to be herself? She has to figure that out!)

And here’s where we get to the “Narrative Sense” problem, because that never had the chance to RESOLVE. Going back to what I said yesterday about the problem with The End— EVERYBODY HAD UNRESOLVED ISSUES, and SOME of them were too FRESH to be resolved! Who makes that narrative choice?!

I think narratively, it would work best if Lila and Diego reunited, appreciating each other all the more, and Five would let it happen because he’s primed to believe that being happy is too much to ask for, which is very sad but it works.

Except Lila never does make a choice, and Diego and Five die mad at each other.

Stupid ending.

But to be honest, maybe the writers didn’t want to make the choice because they couldn’t decide either. Narratively we’re rooting for Dilila, but from an in-show character standpoint, Lila and Five really are better for each other than Lila and Diego are. They’re on the same level. They understand each other in ways no one else can, being Commission Agents/murderers and having both been manipulated and betrayed by the Handler. They are matches for each other.

You know, I’m kind of annoyed by this fact. Five IS actually the better choice for Lila. I really want her to be happy with Diego but the facts are facts, she’d be happier with Five.

DANGIT I don’t even KNOW how to ultimately deal with them in the Summerland fix-it! I WANT Lila and Diego to reunite and also want Five to settle into a happy queerplatonic partnership with Viktor (I will DO MY BEST not to ship them in this fic, for the sake of everyone else who might want to read it, but that may be the extent of my best), but now I’m like is that really fair to Lila? UGH, RELATIONSHIPS!

I may settle for everybody taking a break from everybody while they work out their individual issues. (I did start writing a Diego and Kerry scene to immediately follow up the Five and Viktor scene I posted the other day, in which Kerry uses the Power of Autism to compel Diego to be introspective. Who knew.

“My brother stole my wife.” “Did she get free again?” “What?” “You said he stole her. Where did he put her?” “No, I meant he— they had an affair, he didn’t kidnap her.” “You said he stole her, but it sounds like she went with him because she wanted to, so that’s not stealing.” “It’s— why do you care?” “Because you’re not being accurate! He didn’t steal her if it was her choice to go!” “That—.” That made him very uncomfortable, was what that did. “Okay. My wife left me for my brother. That make sense to you?” She peered wide-eyed at him and started to open her mouth, so he added, “and yes she came back. Physically. But physically’s not the point.”

--snippet edited 12:46 ET 8/18/24 just because I actually wrote that final line and it gives the snippet more of a finished feeling so I had to add it. Anyway, so Diego ends up focusing on his issues with Always Being Second-Best at Summerland. If he learns to deal with his own insecurities, he could possibly even truly earn Lila’s love back! But first he has to deal with HIMSELF!)

Long story short, I did not hate this development, and the thing I liked least about it is tied to the thing I liked least about the whole season: if they'd only had time to resolve their issues before getting annihilated from existence, it wouldn't have been terrible! If THAT had been, then I'd be all for it!

I mean, mostly so. I'm still going to be a shameless Fiktor shipper, of course.

[buggyboba]

✦ October 20th | Collar

AN 𓏧

↳ ○ | AN| I really said The Master is a bottom and will continue to be a bottom here. Sorry not sorry, that man is a power bottom, and the doctor is most certainly a switch…I don’t make the rules. Anyway I gave myself feels again, and its late because any time I went to sit down I would have to reread, and regave myself feels. But um I guess enjoy! Thoschei shippers where you at? -grabby hands- I just wanna be cool and feed you guys too! I made a thing do you like it? SMUT MDNI

SUMMARY𓏧

↳ ○  feral like an animal. (I lied it's feelings, and also sex...but a lot of angst.)

PAIRING𓏧

↳ ○ Simm!Master x Fourteenth Doctor

TW𓏧

↳ ○ Jerking off, unprotected anal sex, the master is wearing a collar and The Doctor man handles him with it. Cum mentioned.

WORD COUNT𓏧

↳ ○ 1900

A03 lINK𓏧

↳ ○ x

MASTERLIST LINK𓏧

↳ ○ x

★𓏧 𓏧 𓏧★ 𓏧 𓏧 𓏧★

His hand wrapped around the leather collar, fingers pressed against the creamy expanse of The Master’s throat as he dragged him closer. A growl rumbled from the other man. The Doctor crashed his lips against the other man’s. It was a rough, biting kiss. The biting was mostly from the silver-haired man. His hands gripped the slender man’s arms, keeping him close. It didn’t matter how the man came to him; he was there now, and The Doctor didn’t know for how long he would have. It was a clash of tongues and teeth, pulling scraping, deep growls, and needy whines. Every emotion escaped in that kiss—the anger, the betrayal, the love, the need—both were to blame, but no one wanted to accept the fault. They were at constant war, but they were so old now, and the war was built on events centuries ago; that should no longer matter, not in the many years they had lived. 

The Doctor didn’t want to fight anymore, not like this, not like they were truly enemies; if they had been nothing more than rivals, it would be different, but in between the aggression, there were moments of softness, or as soft as Koschei could be. Moments of longing, of whispered words of affection, only spoken in their native language, only in breathless whispers, as if saying them out loud would make them too real, and neither of them could go back to how it was before them. They understood each other in a way no one else in the universe could; they had been through so much, and now the Doctor just wanted peace, to retire; he wanted Koschei, and he was tired of the fighting; he knew deep down Koschei was tired of it too; of course, he had seen it in his next regeneration, Missy, the one that changed. The one that showed him his best friend was still in there, that he could change, that he didn’t have to keep being just a conqueror, that he could step back, that he needed to step back, feel that remorse, but he had no idea how to make this one see that. 

The Master hungrily kissed him, his tongue against his as The Doctor pushed him back down against the mattress, using the collar. His eyes darkened, his hips pressed up against his. Desperate for attention, but he wouldn’t vocalize that; he didn’t want to look as needy as he was, though they both knew it. He hated that The Doctor could see through his carefully crafted mask, especially in moments like this, when his mask was harder to keep a hold of. When he wanted nothing more than to feel Theta’s hands on him, sometimes he needed the roughness, but he knew that Theta didn’t want to hurt him like he deserved, so he would settle with the exploratory teasing touches the other man gave him. The Doctor’s hand slid down, touching his side, to his stomach before he reached between them, his hand wrapping around The Master’s aching member and stroking it, which pulled a low rumble from The Master’s throat. “Can’t just tease it, my dear,” he managed in almost a grumble.  “You never used to mind the teasing.” The Doctor shot back, shifting to be better in between the other man’s legs, using his own legs to spread The Master’s more. The man shifted more, getting comfortable in the new position. “Good boy.” The Doctor murmured as he leaned forward, catching The Master’s lips with his before he could pop off another snarking comment.

The Doctor had a lot of emotions, a lot of thoughts; he should by all rights hate Kos-The Master; he should never want to see him again, especially after what his future did to Gallifrey, something The Doctor had to live with but couldn’t blame this one for his future’s actions. It was hard to live with the knowledge of what the one person he loved with both of his hearts would do, that was unless. 

He could always convince him, but that would make a paradox: to change something like that, what if it was a fixed point? Did he even care about that now? This was his retirement, his reward—a reward he deserved. His hand slowed against The Master, he tried not to let it show his dilemma, he felt the Master tug at his mind, and he shook his head. He couldn’t afford to let him in mentally—not right now, not after everything.  The Master pulled back, “If you are going to fuck me, maybe do it instead of having an internal crisis… it’s all over your face.” He sneered, but the words held very little bite. “As fun as watching you internalize whatever it is you are thinking about, it’s not productive… So…get on with it, Thete,” he muttered the last bit. He knew he shouldn’t have tried to reach out through the psychic link, not after everything, but he wanted to feel all of him again.

The Doctor blinked. The Master never used his nickname, not in situations like this; it was rare when he would mutter it. The last time he could recall Koschei calling him Thete was when he was Missy and she was crying.

“Oh for fucksake… Did I just send you into another spiral?” he rolled his eyes and moved to push him back. “I’ll do it myself then.” He shook his head and straddled The Doctor’s hips; he licked his palm before he reached down to wrap his hand around him, stroking him with purpose. 

“Wait, I didn't—" The Doctor grabbed his hips, his hand moving to grope against one of his asscheeks. “I didn’t prepare you," he said quickly. The Master leaned over, grabbing the bottle of lube from the side table, before dropping it on The Doctor’s chest. He quickly grabbed it and squeezed some onto his fingers before moving, letting a breath out he didn’t know he was holding that turned into a grunt as the Master kept stroking him. He had to focus on making sure he was ready; he didn’t want to hurt him after all, even if he deserved it. After everything he had done, he deserved pain, but The Doctor couldn’t be the one to hurt him like this, not in this situation, not when they were entangled like this; he didn’t want sex to be a punishment. 

His fingers worked against the tight ring of muscles, feeling the Master rock his hips forward from the touch before settling again. The Doctor’s long fingers rubbed and pressed before easing into the hole. The Master growled out again. His eyes closed for a moment, relaxing into the feeling of the Doctor’s fingers thrusting against him. The Doctor’s other hand snaked up his chest to grab the collar again, pulling him down to kiss him. His fingers worked to find the right angle to rub against the other man’s prostate to stimulate him more. The little jerk that The Master did told him he had found it; he swallowed one of The Master’s moans before he moved. "Knees,” he said; it was playful but held a command to it like it wasn’t a request but a demand. 

The Master made a face at him but moved to his hands and knees. The Doctor moved to coat his length in the lube before dripping some more against the hole he was about to plunge into, working his fingers against him again as he gripped the base of his cock, moving to move his fingers so he could press the tip against him, teasing him. The Master hissed out and pressed back wanting more, but the Doctor grabbed his hip, stopping him. “Practice some patience,” which garnered an annoyed sound from his partner’s throat. His hand slid up the other man’s back between his shoulders before his fingers wrapped around the collar again, pulling the man back as he pressed forward slowly, sinking into him. The Master breathed out as he was stretched; it was achingly slow as he took him inch by inch.

The way The Doctor held the collar put pressure on his throat, but that’s all it was; there was no real danger there. His hands wrapped in the sheet of the bed as he breathed through it, He felt the Doctor’s lips on the back of his neck brushing over his shoulder as one of the Doctor’s arms wrapped around his waist as he started to roll his hips. The Master grunted out as he moved back to match his pace, so he could feel like he was in control. The Doctor’s teeth scrapped against his should as he bit down and moved to pick up his pace some, keeping the pressure on the collar tight, pulling The Master off of his hands so his back was against his chest, his free hand unwrapped from around his waist and wrapped back around his cock, starting to stroke in time with his thrusts. His teeth nipped harder against him as he listened to the change in The Master’s breath. This was a battle, disguised, and he knew that; it was always like this, but this time he needed it to mean more. He was sure he couldn’t tame Koschei, and he didn’t want to, not really, not fully; he just wanted him back, just as Missy had wanted him back. It was funny to think that he would want to try again after everything, but gods did he. He was tired; he was tired of being alone. Yes,  he had companions, but he wanted Koschei. 

He moved to nipping at his jaw, and the Master let a growl out. “Trying to be Lovey?” he muttered.

“I would never.” The Doctor smirked at him. “Can’t let me know you like it, can you?” He let his tongue slide against where his jaw and neck met before she sucked a deep mark into it. He rolled his hips more, stroking The Master with more purpose as he felt the pressure in his spine and how his cock twitched against the clench of The Master. “Of course, you would only want a quick rough fuck, isn’t that right, Master?” he murmured into the man’s ear. The Master groaned out before taking a hissing intake of air. The doctor suddenly pushed the collar down, forcing his torso back against the bed. As he kept him pinned, he rocked into him faster and rougher. 

The Master growled out more, but it quickly turned into breathy moans as his own cock gave a twitch. The pressure built more as The Doctor hit the right spots, his back arched, and he felt The Doctor’s hand trace the curve of his spine before grabbing his hip to pull him to meet each thrust.  The Master panted out in breathy Gallifreyan, pleasure masking his senses as he muttered out praise and curses before he groaned out as he came against the mattress beneath him. The doctor’s hand kept stroking for a few moments before he pulled out of him and stroked himself through his orgasm, splattering against his ass and the back of his thighs. He leaned back on his own heels and breathed out before leaning forward to press another kiss against The Master’s shoulder.

“Stay.” He breathed. “Just tonight.” He offered that if he could get him to stay the night, he might have a chance to talk him into staying longer. 

“Fine.” The Master breathed out; he knew he shouldn’t, but it was too tempting to say no. 

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[bibimbinge]

10 BL boys I want carnally <3

Much much love to @ayansbff for tagging me!! I hope you know what you’re in for cause tagging me in a post to simp?? ok! I have a reason to SCREAM about these men who made me question my asexuality.

Mantrisanu - Jeng (Step by Step)

nobody but my acemate (@mooniyuta) knows just how obsessed I was with Mantrisanu during the Step by Step era. When I tell ya I forgot I was ace as soon as I saw his giant 1.90m ass on screen.. I forgot I was even a person. I am a squirrel needing to climb a tree. WOW! just WOW!! Step by Step? No! Step On Me.

Jam Rachata - Tinn/Jiu (Laws Of Attaction/To Sir With Love)

just Jam Rachata in general. He’s just a few years older than me but I will call him Daddy. When I saw him in Laws of Attraction I was intrigued then I stayed for the plot then I got hooked with their chemistry. Lucky for me I’ve never watched To Sir With Love before, so I did… and I can hear the wedding bells ringing as soon as I saw how his hunky meaty goodness handle that rusted half scissors turned murder weapon.

First Kanaphan - Alan/Sand (Moonlight Chicken/Only Friends)

I’ve been salivating for this man since Not Me. I suffered through The Shipper for this man. It’s not just his beautiful handsome gorgeous self that does it for me, its also his charm. Like he’s so charming and has this aura about him that’s just warm and homey. His smile is like the most beautiful smile I’ve ever seen. His eyes are just so sparkly and beautiful, if I ever meet him irl I’d probably trip over myself getting lost in them. I understand Khaotung not wanting to share him with anyone because I would do the same.

Bright - Yai (I Feel You Linger In The Air)

He’s so handsome I can cry. This man is like Jam x2. Like he has such a perfect face for male lead in romance genre. Where has he been all my life?? Maybe its Yai the character that feeds my deluluism, but when General Yai popped up in ifylita with a freakin porn stache and I wasn’t immidiately appalled, I knew I was a goner.

Neo - Boston (Only Friends)

Neo has always been cute to me. Catches my eye in every series he’s in but then Only Friends happened AND I WAS FLOORED!!! It was like ya know when you enter your teen years and that cute person you’ve grown up with had a growth spurt and you’re like daaaang when did you get hot 👀 Yeah that’s me with Neo.

Ohm Pawat - Pat (Bad Buddy)

specifically Ohm as Pat cause he was chunky and meaty and oof his arms were distracting as fuck. Anytime he showed up with that damn tank top I was like pls may I bite. He’s just so *feral animalistic growling* I personally love a man whos chunky meaty mucles and looks like they can lift me. AND HIS SMILE??? HIS TWINKLING EYED SMILE?!?!?!?! I’m gone. what a baaaabe!!!

Try imagining? alrighty if you say so 😚

Keita Machida - Kurosawa (Cherry Magic)

I remember watching cherry magic for the first time in 2020 and I was in awe. He is so dreamy and handsome. I hate to say it again guys but.. his smile!! Like I’m obsessed with him!! Both me and bestie screamed when we saw him in Alice In Borderland (overgrown blondie with roots showing and he is messy and he smokes and I was barely breathing) and then scream cried when his head EXPLODED!?!?!?!) Anyway, I’d marry this guy. like legit.

Earth Pirapat - Jim (Moonlight Chicken)

I am not done with the young dilfs. I have no other words other than !! HIM !! like I would need to make a seperate Earth appreciation post to start talking about him. This post is getting too long anyway so I’m gonna not say much here but.. just know I would drop everything for him.

Papang - Gumpa (Not Me)

my need for Papang to suffocate me in his tiddies arms is like my human need to eat to keep myself sustained. He just looks like the best recharging station. That doesn’t make sense but it makes sense.

Even going through the gif list to choose a Papang gif gave my tummy flips

Bosston Suphadach - Pruk (Between Us)

THERE’S A NEWBIE ON MY LIST WOO!!! I feel like because he hasnt been here long and has only played sub-minor parts, people forgot about him .. BUT I. DID. NOT. <3 Did you see him in between us alongside Sammy?? Yes. I too would be purposefully tripping in front of him so that he can hold me in his big strong arms. Also him and the doctor in Be My Favourite?? SIIIIICKKK!!!! Let’s just say I’m excited to watch their spinoff next year ✨

I’ve got a few more but these men are mainly the ones that I need to have. In conclusion, Big Guy, Big Arms, Big Smiles. Love them, Love Him.

thank you lovely gif makers @zhivchik @mushiemadarame @rayandgay @wanderlust-in-my-soul @kiyosuku @warmday @sunsetandthemoon @bunnakit @daikunart and lovely moots @dramalets @drama-nonsense @mooniyuta @mooninagust @these-emo-thoughts @sparklyeyedhimbo @khaotungsfirst @blue-grama @absolutebl @troubled-mind who enable this obsession.

[kittieshauntedourfantasy]

Soft/healthy relationships/domestic Heathers Headcanons!

I'm excited to finally post these! Under the cut!

(I'm a JDronica shipper, so I'm sorry if I didn't include any of your ships. Feel free to HC these for your own ships, though! Also yes, this is mostly sleepy stuff because I GO FERAL FOR THAT)

Veronica

She snores. Volume varies, but it's usually a little hard to sleep with.

Absolutely LOVES big blankets. Quilts, comforters, etc.

Gentle little grabby hands. All the time. She could be stimming, getting your attention, or just feeling a little tired. Just little grabby baby hands.

Feeds stray kitties that live nearby. She always saves table scraps for them.

She likes making pillow forts! Doesn't matter if she's alone or with friends, she has a blast making and hanging out in them.

When she's really happy she goes SPROING BOING KAZOING!!! Bounce bounce bounce!!!

JD

Secretly a giant cat person. He loves them. Especially black cats!

Buys random silly things! Like those little water toy things where you tilt it and the drops go down the slide/track or whatever

Likes autumn and winter. He enjoys taking strolls during these times, especially with Veronica.

(Thank you to @beesmeowmeow for helping me with this one) He needs noise to sleep. A fan, white noise machine, something.

He likes pillows! They're nice and fluffy

Heather Chandler

Claims that she hates cats, but then she sees one and is like "*GASP* KITTY!!! Pspsps meow meow prrrp mrow!!!" and pets it for forever

She really likes calming scents, like lavender.

She doesn't love mint all that much. Whether it's smell or taste, she isn't a fan.

Heather Duke

She likes big fluffy things. Blankets, plushies, pillows, whatever.

Does little tiptoe bounces when she's excited

Really appreciates when people listen to what she has to say. She talks a LOT and gets very happy!

Heather McNamara

LOVES plushies. Especially Beanie Babies.

Very good listener. You could ramble for hours and she'd enjoy the conversation.

Can't open ANYTHING, she is a literal child. She can't open baby gates, she can't open child locks, she can't open jars/bottles... Nothing.

JDronica

(Big thanks to @we-were-meant-to-be-one for a lot of these!)

Whenever he has nightmares, JD clings onto Veronica and huddles into her. It's soothing to him.

Veronica has 100% slapped JD in the face while sleeping, oops

Whenever Veronica sprawls out, JD takes it as an opportunity to cuddle/make contact. He thinks she makes a very nice pillow/blanket.

Since he needs noise to sleep, JD finds Veronica's snoring rather soothing. He's never told her that she snores, and doesn't want her to worry about it.

Veronica is very alert when it comes to JD's sleep, and wakes him up if she thinks he's having a nightmare.

They both love cuddles/close contact. Hearing the other's heartbeat/breathing, feeling the other's hands in their hair... Yes.

JD giving Veronica gentle kisses

JD insists on cuddling, no matter how hot it is. Veronica is on the verge of dying from heat stroke.

Staying up late, making jokes, and cackling loudly

Playful arguing! They end up playfully elbowing each other and blowing raspberries, but it's all just sillay fun!

Watching movies together. Pointing out plotholes, cracking jokes, etc. During horror movies, Veronica grabs onto JD very tightly.

[iamnmbr3]

ok i love how feral ginny is in this book. also neville getting involved because he rushed to defend ginny is feeding my neville/ginny shipper heart.

[satancopilotsmytardis]

I am fully addicted to your fics and go feral whenever a new one is posted. Because of your writing I’ve firmly become a Shiggy/Hawks shipper. Headcannons for Shigadabihawks.

☾,∇, ൠ, ✿

Buddy, I'm so glad you like my work, but I feel immeasurable guilt over turning you into a shigahawks shipper when I never make content for them anymore 😔

☾ - sleep headcanon

As a group: Hawks is on one side with his wings wrapped around the other two, Dabi is in the middle, usually holding onto Hawks, Shigaraki is on the other side holding onto Dabi until he's sure that they're both asleep and then he gets up to do something else unless it's a rare night he's not suffering from insomnia.

Dabi: Has nightmares a lot, and is always tired, can fall asleep anywhere and even standing up if he feels safe enough

Hawks: Sleepy boy, when he has a day off he is washing his sheets, fluffing his pillows, and making sure his softest blanket is fresh from the dryer so that he can indulge in the Peak sleep experience

Shigaraki: What the fuck is sleep? No real reason, no nightmares even after remembering his past, he just doesn't sleep very much.

✿ - Sex headcanon

As a group: Dabi and Shigaraki like to work Hawks over together best, there's just a lot more they both can be doing with the addition of his wings, and Hawks will never admit it, but he loves being a pillow princess for them.

Dabi: Lost his virginity last of the three of them (the skin falling off and coma were contributing factors). Down for whatever, but does generally prefers AMAB anatomy because he has an oral fixation and loves getting his throat fucked (straps are fine but it's not as good)

Hawks: Thinks he has a low sex drive, but it's really mostly his baggage. He's been a sex symbol in Japan since he was 19 and he's been working as a spy doing honeytraps for a lot longer. He's so unimpressed with sex he's almost uninterested until he finds people that he actually clicks with and genuinely wants.

Shigaraki: Sex is a game and he is winning. Lol no, but he does engage with sex/kink as a form of entertainment. It's something fun to do that feels good, and it's one of the only times he gets to touch someone and they actually want that which helps settle something in his brain.

∇ - old age/aging headcanon

As a group: Hawks an Shigaraki mock Dabi for being an old man, Hawks calls Shigaraki whippersnapper, they are the same as they've always been, but their joints ache now and it looks like Hawks is going to have white hair too soon.

Dabi: did not think he was gonna make it this far and for a long time he's got even more self-destructive tendencies. Takes him deciding that he wants to stick around to see his nieces and nephews grow up before he decides to be a more mature adult. (If he's no longer a villain, he starts a program that can help teach quirk regulation to people like him who have unstable ones.)

Hawks: Also assumed he would die young. Retires from being a hero and focuses on making himself a little life of his own. Has a bakery he goes to for pastries, becomes the old man who feeds the birds, leaves his wings at home when he does those things so he can just be Keigo and not 'retired number two hero: Hawks'

Shigaraki: As he gets older he tries to find kids like him who need someone to take them in. Makes a home for them like AFO did for him (ideally without the ulterior motives). Just eventually the anger and the disgust fade and he is more interested in making sure no kids get abandoned because they're hard to deal with.

ൠ - random headcanon

As a group: One of the best days they've ever had together was the three of them just spending time together on a nice afternoon. They were just a tangle on the couch, Hawks napping, Dabi reading, and Shig playing one of his games. It was incredibly chill and lowkey and none of them will admit it, but for that afternoon they all wished they weren't heroes/villains because if they weren't then this could have just been their life together.

Dabi: Hates that he's always so hot because fluffy sweaters and stuff look so comfy, but he literally can't wear them without overheating.

Hawks: Every time he sees a birdfeeder he wonders. He's not a bird. But. But what would that taste like to him? This haunts him.

Shigaraki: He is the most ride or die person you will ever meet. Once he has imprinted on a person then he is going to make sure they're taken care of and happy. (This is a threat (: )

[sharpth1ng]

I read your latest fic and went feral thank youuu for feeding starving Stuilly shippers in these trying times. I am begging you to write them fooling around wearing the costume/s at some point

Ahhhahah thank you! I'm glad people actually liked that fucked up shit lol y'all rule

heheheh anon I may have already written them fooling around with (1) of them in the costume just wait for ch 10 pal, I gotchu. I should write both of them in costume too though, I love that stupid mask so much.

[lichdragon-fortissax]

thoughts on mohg/miquella?

Are we talking about the romantic ship sense or merely toying around with their dynamic sense? Because I'm very much not a shipper, lol. Incest/big age gap ships are pretty much always an auto nope for me no matter what, 's why I put it in my pinned post.

Although honestly, it's not the incest that bothers me (these are royals and gods who interbreed all the time, Mohg was raised in a fucking sewer so he has zero idea), nor the underage content (Mohg canonically didn't rape Miquella + Miquella is nearly in his adult morph by the time we see him, so Mohg v. much is not interested in his childlike state) this time around, for the reasons that I've stated. It's because I view it as a parasitic relationship, where Mohg is the host and Miquella the parasite. And sure, yeah, some romantic relationships are unhealthy like that, but I think both are so focused on hungrily devouring what they need that the concept of romance is merely a farce.

Let's start with Mohg, who's canonically very lovey-dovey with Miquella. This isn't a farce; I genuinely think that Mohg is being honest with his affections. The important distinction is that I don't think he loves *Miquella*, he loves the *concept* of what Miquella will give to him. For Mohg, you see, is canonically a power-hungry lunatic grasping at straws while he playacts the part of lord, and honestly? It's very much not a surprise that he's like this. His mother shunned him from birth, we have no idea if Godfrey visited him like he did with Morgott, and the first entity that ever showed him affection was the Formless Mother, who did so to induct him into a cult. He's gotten a taste of what it feels like to be loved and respected after so long without, and he's *desperate* for it. He wants nothing more than to capture what Godwyn had that he did not, and Miquella is a perfect way of getting to that goal. By becoming an Empyrean's consort, he automatically becomes a lord. By becoming married to the one Empyrean who accepted shunned beings, he theoretically grants himself love (and Mohg does not need it to be pure or natural- anything close enough to it is love). Not to mention that his plan does have some merit, as there's a 'you scratch my back, I scratch yours' sort of deal between the two, where Mohg breaks Miquella's curse, and Miquella marries him in exchange. It wasn't agreed on, of course, but Mohg is a feral sewer bastard and likely never considered the fact that Miquella would refuse him to begin with. I mean, he's openly called a maniac who kidnaps people and makes friends with those who try to kill him, he has zero concept of what a healthy relationship is or how to speak to others. He's literally a feral child playacting as a lord, in just about the worst way possible (satanic blood cult)

For Miquella, it gets more complicated. He's most certainly the victim in this scenario, there's no way he wanted to be kidnapped from the Haligtree, but I also don't think that he's entirely helpless here. The fandom likes to paint him as some sort of innocent, helpless little boy, but Miquella in-game is canonically *really fucking weird* and honestly kinda creepy. He has golden intentions, sure- he wants to stop his sister's rot, he wants those shunned by Marika to find peace and happiness under his Haligtree- but he's still an Empyrean, and he's just as powerful as his sister. His magic does not rot flesh- it enthralls minds, and he canonically knows how to use it to his advantage, manipulating people to get what he wants. He watered the Haligtree with his own blood, making himself a predestined host for his transformation, then formed it in such a way that it looked like he was giving birth to himself again when he was in the cocoon. This wasn't someone who's trapped in the mind and body of a child for centuries, this is a god in the body of a young boy, and it's *terrifying*. And Mohg snatched him when he was in the middle of that transformation, feeding off of the Haligtree's lifeforce. What was he supposed to use for nutrients, then? In this case, Mohg was the obvious and only choice; his omen blood is quite powerful by nature, and has only been made stronger with the tampering of the Formless Mother. And he's already fixated on helping Miquella's curse to begin with; it would be so easy, then, for the god of allure to wrap him into his web of fascination and obsession, to ensure that Mohg would protect him until he was either dead or Miquella was finished maturing. Mohg's solitary obsession in game is to protect Miquella and feed him blood, after all, which is clearly breaking his curse- Miquella is somewhat benefitting from this, though it isn't ideal and it's not what he planned. That's not to say that Mohg is the victim, either- it's more that he's bitten off more than he could chew, and Miquella took advantage of that to spin the odds in his favor (likely more viciously than he'd do irl, as he's asleep and thus acting off instinct alone). So Miquella sees Mohg as nothing more than a convenient protector and food supply, like any parasite thinks of its host. And Mohg foolishly thinks that he is helping Miquella, and that he will be rewarded appropriatly, without being aware that he's just a bloodbag. Not that he'd seem to mind even if he knew- like I said, Mohg's concepts of love and power are quite perveted, so I'm sure the simple concept of being needed by another in any way would be seen as love in his eyes, even if it ends up killing him. He doesn't care. He only hungers, and clings to his childish delusions, while Miquella takes and takes and takes within his cocoon to shed the childlike illusion that tainted his whole life, caring little for whose blood is whose or who he's enthralled to serve him.

Then there's also the case of the Formless Mother. She's somewhat of a wildcard, and I don't think that she's inherently malicious, but she certainly doesn't seem to be sympathetic. I very firmly believe that Mohg is being used by her, in a sort of sick twist to how Morgott served the Erdtree despite it wanting very little of him; he's just too easy to manipulate, and has no reference to compare her to other than the order that literally shunned him in the first place. What she wants to do with Miquella is anybody's guess, but if there's one thing we know, it's that Empyreans are powerful, and closely watched by the Fingers to prevent rebellion against the Erdtree. So perhaps she's been quietly recruiting the Erdtree's shunned folk- the Omen- and has been looking to make a move to make Miquella her own for quite a while, but never got the chance before Mohg arrived, as he's the only one strong enough to do so. I have no idea how Mohg would have learned about the whole Empyrean marriage = autolordship, after all, and the satanic blood rituals/communion that they're preforming on Miquella are most certainly of the Formless Mother + Mohg's powers. Maybe she's trying to choke out Miquella's light, trying to forcefully transform him into something that she can use like what she did with Mohg, and that's why his development is taking so long- because he's slowly being corrupted, and giving in.

So no, I don't ship them. It's a ravenous cycle of gluttony, and I love it, but there's no love to it. All there is is hunger.

[childotkw]

Hello Jordan! Long time stalker of the blog, first time reader of the fic, here. I started 'you belong to me (i belong to you)' today . . . and I finished it today ^-^; Needless to say I'm enjoying it immensely! Very curious to see how Harry's going to handle the fact that he is a Forever Being now, and how he and Death are going to handle being relentlessly shoved together. I can only imagine things will get a lot worse before they get better and I'm looking forward to it! Also I see all the Tomarry and Heath shippers out there, very respectable, but surprisingly I've found myself in the little rowboat ship of Orion/Harry. I just think the two most feral characters in the fic should makeout and see if that fixes their problems, you know XD

Hello, I love all my tumblr lurkers and stalkers!! And naawwwww, thank you! I'm glad you've liked it so far!

Harry is definitely Going Through It right now, poor thing. If I were kinder I'd give him a break but his torment feeds me, so he just has to take one for the team lmao. And you're right - things will be getting worse very soon 😉

Orion/Harry is surprisingly popular for the story as well! Way more than I was anticipating hahah. Their unhinged energy just clicks too well with each other's 😂

[thelibrarianstardis]

Doctor Who: Flux s13 ep1 Spoiler list aka a 45 minute Teaser Trailer

Hello and welcome back to your regularly scheduled list of things I saw in my Doctor Who episode that makes me go a bit feral: 

Opening was very nice I like the acid very cute and quirky 

also when did we start naming seasons???? 

Thazmin shippers are having a field day tonight aren’t they?? Very proud of them honestly get your food 

I love Dan he is very pure 

I love the Doggie Man, very fluffy, very cute and good weapon/armor design I want more

Yaz having a bit more character than her in previous seasons is saying both good and bad things and listen at least she’s getting some development

I am still waiting on my previous doctor (excluding 10) references and interactions with previous enemies do not count. I want more 11 related content please 

Claire is basically a version of Clara isn’t she? “the long way around” mention got to me eventually also Sally Sparrow moment as well with her saying “You don’t know me yet” 

This also includes all the mentions of Rose motherfucking Tyler, let her rest please. Please just let her rest in the alternate universe with her 10 clone don't do it Chibnall don’t bring her back 

I feel like I watched a teaser trailer for the entire series instead of an actual season opener like i was force fed 8 different plot points at once. It didn’t feel good 

I had to read and rewatch some shit in order to process what I was looking at 

Red Skull and Thanos with a crystal addiction and where most of the makeup effects budget went looking ass (+ sister!) 

I dont get the sister thing and her hubby I guess they didn’t ever matter 

Listen the Weeping Angel in this episode looked like a cheaper foam lady than a menacing monster of stone flesh here to feed off your time energy 

1820s man didn’t need to be in here

Sontarans have now upgraded to sweet potato status, no i will not elaborate 

Also the Classic tongue thing, my friend told me that happened again so i think its cute to include 

Red Skull + Thanos with a crystal addiction i'm gonna be honest thought you were davros or no face!Master and both of them would of been probably so much better than “we fought forever doctor” and I not even knowing who or what you are 

Cloister bell is back??? but no longer signifying the coming of end days for the Doctor it is now used as a funny little Tardis warning bell 

I missed the Cloister Bell symbolism 

Overall 6 or 5/10, this was honestly so packed together and rushed through like 8 different plot points that it feels like a glorified 45 minute teaser trailer for the ACTUAL season. I dont feel like I watched a season opener at all. 

The effects are beautiful though Ill be honest!! The art direction and lighting was beautiful as always. 

[lover-of-trash-and-people]

shadow and bone rewatch s1e6 while drinking mid-range scotch

I wish I have a face that is as unlined and pretty as Ben Barnes' when I'm 39

Arken you dirty dirty liar

the face Alek is making at his lies that he knows are lies firstly because he knows the art of lying so well and also because he can read people very well

okay Ivan is kind of a bad bitch with his smirk at Arken's lies

alek's eyes narrowing and his little smile when Arken says 'im an entertainer' bitch I love this show

*grabs hand, pulls up sleeve, and discovers Arken's hand is full of marks indicating successful passages through the fold* 'well, that is certainly entertaining' I love this man with all my heart

him screaming is so fucking hot, is that weird for me to say

Nina being the Darkling's spy is quite interesting

Ben giving the Darkling crazy eyes when Arken owns up to his guilt is so cool

also wtf is Arken a fool trying to negotiate with possibly the strongest man in the world

kind of loved the darkness literally eating him

also love Alina learning to use her powers better when she is alone than when she is with anyone else, wish we got to see the cut in this season as per the books, ah can't have everything I guess

the camera pan to Jesper's gun at his side, amazing

god Jessie is literally so beautiful I need to see her bring Alina to the peak of her power so bad

netflix you better renew this series to let the plot run to its completion

HOW THE FUCK DID THEY CAST THE CROWS SO PERFECTLY

INEJ FUCKING TREMBLING JUST THE TINIEST BIT AS SHE BOWS SLIGHTLY TO ALINA SGSHSBSJJSJSSJ MY TWO QUEENS

'And where is my Summoner?' my little Darklina heart ouchie I really wish you hadn't used and manipulated her like this Alek it was incredibly fucked up especially considering you actually caught feelings

'Ivan and I won't fail you' oh Fedyor my baby, my angel, you don't deserve what is coming

Helnik literally recreating Titanic lmao stop this is a joke

I too would jump off the raft if I came to consciousness to see a gorgeous woman with magical powers with her hand on my back

omg but why is ryevost so pretty though

'I know exactly how she felt. The King's soldiers treated me the same way... I'm not myself today.' why must you do this to me, why must you fuel my darklina soulmates agenda idiocy

I don't quite think I have a problem with the Zoya Darkling relationship as much as I have a problem with the line they chose to reveal it to use with.

my drink's over and I don't know if I should have another, considering that it's 7 am

the tenderness with which he looks at Zoya and takes her hand and then when he says 'I shall relax when I have Alina' makes me believe more that the man that is reduced to tears time and again in front of Alina could in fact be the master manipulator I know him to be

god I can't wait for Zoya's character arc

'I speak six languages, it's part of my job' why is Nina literally the fucking coolest

Alina blinding the oprichniki was so hot, I can't wait to see more of her power and her ruthlessness

I know I've said it before but good god is Jessie Mei Li gorgeous

HER LITTLE SMILE AMONGST ALL THE PANIC AS SOON AS SHE SEES MAL, THE AUDACITY OF THIS SHOW TO MAKE ME FEEL THIS WAY

THE SCORE COMING IN AT THE RIGHT MOMENT, THEIR HANDS MEETING, HER SMILE AGAIN DHDHSBSNSNSNSNAN IM IN PAIN

REALLY?! YOU'RE GONNA GO DIRECTLY FROM MALINA TO HELNIK WITH NO CONCERN FOR MY HEART?

I simply cannot get over Calahan's accent lmao it's really funny

'im not afraid of you' he says to the insanely gorgeous girl with magic

HIM HANGING HIS HEAD IN DEFEAT TO INDICATE NINA HAS MADE VALID POINTS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I CAN'T BREATHE

'You're just a man. Like all the others.' she says and then forgets her train of thought looking at him as he strips. god I love this

not sleeping all night and then scotch is not a good idea, I think

'I promise not to ravish you' 'I hate the way you talk' her hand on his chest, his hand gripping hers, my fucking heart feels like it's about to explode

good god these shooting locations and sets are so beautiful

Alina throwing the flask at Mal and Mal going 'OI!' I fucking can't, I guess I am a

simp for childhood friends to lovers, give me more of that banter and childhood friend energy, I am thriving

wow it literally seems like they took book! Mal sl*tshaming book! Alina and made show! Alina sl*tshame show! Mal, hmm, interesting

'They would have split us up!' MAL'S LITTLE SMILE AT THIS, and the 'You wrote me letters?' Mal's nod, the Malina yearning stare, the Malina hug, 'thank you for finding me' 'always. I'll always find you.' NO MALINA YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE MADE ME ABSOLUTELY FUCKING FERAL

I understand they had to split time between my ravkan babies and the crows and that is why there were several aspects that were sort of not reflected on enough but Alina's training at the Little Palace, Alina's cut, Mal's personality, a teensy bit of backstory for the crows, maybe one lockpicking scene from my boy Kaz

random note: we have far too many idols and paintings and pictures and whatnot of Hindu deities in our house apart from the specially designed temple (we are Hindus, so maybe it's not that weird but it's a little weird)

Kaz's cane is a literal star, it's so beautiful my heart wants to explode

'Why would Heleen get the Crow Club?' *literally fucking gets up and walks aways instead of answering the fucking question* I LITERALLY CAN'T BREATHE I'M LOSING MY MIND

'I know that voice' WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO MAKE ME FIGHT FOR PLATONIC SHIPS IN FANDOMS

'We won't starve' omg get you someone who packs food for you when you go on the run together hiding from your ex who wants to capture you and use your powers as a weapon against your consent

Mal looking surprised at her summoning sunlight, Alina looking cautiously at him waiting for him to disapprove or run for the hills in fear or smth like that, 'I'm sorry it took me this long to see you... But I see you now' my dumb little shipper trash heart ouch

they really said we're gonna feed you this part asian couple as the protagonists in this show in 2021 and guess what I'm eating it's really tasty I'm very satisfied as a south asian

NINA'S LITTLE SMILE WHEN MATTHIAS WAKES UP WITH HIS ARM AROUND HER

'I can feel how much you hate sleeping next to me' 👀👀👀 BITCH SAID IMMA SPILL THE TEA AND THEN SHE DID

it's 8 am and guess what I'm getting another drink my parents have c*vid and are in govt qu*r*ntine centres there is nobody to supervise or stop me

I too say 'Why do you have to say things like that?' to my pretty crush when she flirts with me

Nina smiling at Matthias bragging about his conservative ways is my aesthetic

'No, it's not natural for someone to be as stupid as he is tall and yet, oh, there you stand.' MY FUCKING QUEEN

Matthias laughing uncontrollably at Nina saying something which isn't even that funny is a whole ass vibe

Kaz Brekker saying 'The Black General' ooh fuck yeah

YESSSS STEP OUT OF THAT CARRIAGE ALL SEXY BLACK GENERAL

isn't alcohol supposed to like kill germs? well, the amount in my system definitely will

I love my crows so much (always but this time particularly for setting that alarm in the stolen carriage)

ooh Polina recognising Inej by the knife yesss let's go writers

this Ivan Jesper showdown is all I needed from life and yet did not know about

Ivan taking off his cloak was, um, sexier than I wanted it to be

I just realised how thirsty I am going to sound in this post

'Has no one told you that keftas are Fabrikator-made and resistant to bullets, hmm?' 'Oh, I do love a challenge' LITERALLY EVERYTHING

im sorry to be pointing out flaws in a perfect show and adaptation but the line delivery on 'You robbed me of my brother, now I'll rob you of your life' from Polina was kind of weak

'You're a-' *gets knocked out with the back of a gun* LMAO we love the hints

got excited at the prospect of kaz v. zoya until I realised they will not be letting the opportunity of kaz v. darkling pass up

my goodness is Amita Suman a splendid actress

I AM NOT KIDDING WHEN I TELL YOU I SQUEALED WHEN I SAW DARKLES EMERGE OUT OF THE SHADOWS IN FRONT OF MY BABY BOY KAZ

THERE BEING ACTUAL FEAR OR ATLEAST DOUBT ON KAZ'S FACE, THE LITTLE BACK STEPS AS

THE DARKLING WALKS TOWARDS HIM, AAAAH I CAN'T

THE DARKLING STOPPING AT KAZ SAYING 'SHE FLED ON HER OWN' AND THE HINT OF TEARS THAT WE SEE IN HIS EYES

'IT WAS PRETTY CLEAR SHE WASN'T INTERESTED IN BEING A CAPTIVE ANYMORE' YOU TELL HIM, KING

*ACTUAL FUCKING TEARS IN THE DARKLING'S EYES AS THE SHADOWS APPROACH*

NOT ME YOWLING LIKE A HYENA THAT THIS CHILD OUTSMARTED THE MOST POWERFUL MAN IN EXISTENCE WITH A FAKE MAGIC TRICK

'Are you sure you added enough cloves?' literally warranting a wide ass smile from my queen Alina making my entire fucking day

for some reason, no matter how much I push it from my mind, Ben Barnes dressed up as the Darkling, dancing to 'push it' keeps coming to mind, it's absolutely ridiculous

I got somehow distracted with interviews but good things came out of that as it gave my body the time for the booze to kick in

and I would just like to say that I love Leigh for all she has given me

Alina is so fucking compassionate, I have no much love for her. I can feel her guilt and her sorrow as Mal talks of Mikhail and Dubrov

don't particularly like how the stag plotline is woven in, could have been executed better

'You're afraid you might start to like me?' *flaps furs like a bird's wings in frustration*

'I DO like you' my fucking heart you idiots

the sexual tension is so palpable and the moment is so intimate I simply cannot

OMG SHE FUCKING FELL

that moment where you think he might let her fall despite having read the books and he doesn't and he tells her his name I- <3

YOU DARE TRANSITION FROM A HELNIK SCENE TO A KANEJ SCENE YOU REALLY HAVE NO MERCY FOR MY HEART HUH

people have talked about this endlessly but Freddie's little jaw tic after he says Inej because Inej is wounded and he can't physically bring himself to help her I fucking cannot

THE MUSIC PICKING UP AS KAZ LOOKS TO THE DARKLING'S CARRIAGE I CAN'T WITH THIS SHOW ANYMORE

and now for one of my favorite scenes in television and cinematic history, David Kostyk throwing a book at Jesper Fahey without even knowing who he is merely because he opens the door of his carriage and says hello to him before getting knocked out by Kaz Brekker while trying to run away

Immediately followed by another, the scene with David Kostyk raising his finger to put forward his point in front of the Darkling and the Darkling trying to let him know he doesn't have to before obliging is one of my favourite scenes in the world

also sir please stop being devastatingly attractive in your glorious appearance with your face and your black kefta and cloak because all that comes to mind is Ayesha Erotica's Emo Boy and I'm afraid that is terribly inappropriate.

'No, you look great.' *literally looks down from embarrassment or blushing* MALINA RIGHTS?

THE LOOK ON THE DARKLING'S FACE BEFORE HE SAYS 'NO ORDINARY TRACKER, NO ORDINARY GIRL' BITCH IM OUT OF BREATH

'ORPHANS OF KERAMZIN, REUNITED.' 'ADORABLE.' HE FUCKING SNEERED IRL I FUCKING CANNOT

GOD IT'S SO GOOD