#i love them together so much

[thisisonlychemistry]

Hoping for more of this in s26!

[gothoffspring]

Impromptu casual date at the whiskey tango foxtrot, which is where these two met (and monica still bartends sometimes)! Riley will take any and every chance he can to practice his.... interesting stand up routines. This latest joke is definitely about how he got drunk, ended up in a fugue state and saw a unicorn. It sounds way better in my head when Riley says it okay.

If Monica can see this man, in his weed bandana, telling questionable jokes and still love him, WE HAVE A WINNER FOLKS! 💚

[no-distance-left-to-run]

happy valentine’s day ❤️ posted by rose elinor dougall on her instragram story

[throwmethroughawindow]

i didn’t know tashigi + reiju was an option but… now that i know it is????

Amazing

Flawless

I really love the pairing and I’m not quite sure why, maybe it’s because Tashigi always wants to prove herself and so does Reiju so they can find comfort in each other and allow one another to be soft???

I just… my heart cannot handle them and i love it so much🥺🥺🥺 my prettiest queens🩷🩷🩷🩷🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

[banannabethchase]

dannyuta for the ship asks!

Oooh yay!!! This made me want to come up with some dopey DannYuta AU.

Gives nose/forehead kisses - Yuta, particularly when Danny is being a brat or annoying.

Gets jealous the most - Danny gets like petty jealous ("Did he really have to try and pin you like that?") whereas Yuta gets like. Actual jealous ("If he 'accidentally' touches your ass during media again I'm gonna kill him.")

Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive - Yuta picks up Danny.

Takes care of on sick days - Danny is surprisingly good at taking care of Yuta when he's got an injury, but they both suck when it comes to helping with colds or flus and end up isolating for any little bug.

Drags the other person out into the water on beach day - Danny throws Yoots over his shoulder and suplexes him into the water.

Gives unprompted massages - Danny gives them at any time as a seduction technique but when Yuta does it (if Danny asks) it's weirdly clinical and he begins rambling about good stretches and Danny's like, "Thanks, babe. I have never had less of a boner than right now."

Drives/rides shotgun - I think Danny drives when it's just the two of them, but if other people in the car Yoots takes over because he backseat drives.

Brings the other lunch at work - They are both good friends with DoorDash

Has the better parental relationship - Ooh. I feel like Yuta would be the guy everyone wants to bring home to Mom.

Tries to start role-playing in bed - Danny obviously. He can lean into it easily but Yoots is like, "Okay, I get that I'm a pirate and you're the naval captain trying to capture me, but why would we end up having sex?" "Because it's a sex roleplay, dude." "But like. In the story. What would be the reason in the story." "The story is I'm trying to get that booty, Wheels, just roll with it."

Embarrassingly drunk dancer - Yuta can't dance and we and Danny love him for it.

Still cries watching Titanic - Both of them. They try to hide it, though.

Firmly believes in couples costumes - Neither. One time they tried a couples costume and argued so hard about who would get to be Leia and who would be Han they gave up and went as ghosts.

Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas - Danny

Makes the other eat breakfast - Yuta. "Danny, preworkout is not breakfast." "It is if you eat it before 10am."

Remembers anniversaries - Danny remembers anniversaries, Yuta remembers birthdays, neither of them remember other people's.

Brings up having kids - Danny, but as a, "So, if we want kids, how does that work? Do I ask one of our friends to borrow a uterus or something?" They end up adopting a six year old when they're older and teach the munchkin wrestling moves as an incentive for them to go to sleep. They're unconventional dads, but their kid makes two years worth of reading progress in six months of school, so no one can fault them.

[duskspring]

Saw an AO3 fic with the tag ‘Terzo is Omega’s boy toy’ and all I can say is yes

[me-fangirlingxxx]

CASS AND JASON BONDING OVER TORMENTING DUKE IS THE BEST

[cryptocism]

It would have taken another immortal to keep up with him.

so i haven't read the books but i did read the Devil's Minion chapter and this part made me laugh out loud:

[nibbles-whispers]

i was NOT familiar with your game zhang lurang, apologizes

[taeggukxiie]

this art will always make me want to bawl my eyes out because what do you mean we could have pro hero touya and health assistant toga only if they had decent parents??

(I hate mha society so much)

[fedzzzart]

“you can hear it in the silence”🌙✨

[adultemophase]

the way theres now two chairs in this room because Vi is there now is making me INSANE

[egophiliac]

everyone out of the way, this is the only thing I'm going to be thinking about from now on.

(okay, there is one more thing)

[lindira]

Questions for Your Tav - Envy

Part 5! (Last one!) They/them pronouns for this one because Envy's feeling more femme in the above pic. Questions taken from this list of Questions for Your Tav!

Does your Tav have a treasured item with them? If yes, what is it and why is it special? If no, how do they feel about item sentimentality in general?

Yes, their lute. It was lucky Envy was going to a job when they were taken from the Baldur's Gate area, because then they had their sword and lute with them. The lute was one they had saved up for and purchased while still together with Astarion, before they were forcibly separated three years ago. Envy had bought the instrument used, but it's pretty, well-cared for, and has sentimental value because Astarion helped them pick it out.

Envy's a pretty sentimental person, as is expected from a bard. They have a few other treasured items at their rented room in Rivington. They fear that those items will have been thrown out by the time they get home, since they weren't around to pay the rent.

How does your Tav feel about giving and receiving orders?

Envy gives orders easily and comfortably. They don't mind being put in a position of leadership, and would actually rather do the talking and be the "face" of the party because they know they're a smooth talker. People take them seriously because they're confident and carry themself well. Envy is also really opinionated and stubborn, so they like making the decisions for the party (though they're willing to hear and consider input from the others).

As for receiving orders, Envy doesn't do that well. They have a general dislike and disrespect for anyone in authority. If they feel someone is looking down at them, they will talk back or do something stupid in retaliation. They would probably just do what they want anyway, unless they agree that the "order" is the best course of action. But then, Envy would insist that it was their idea and they were going to do it anyway.

How well does your Tav function under pressure?

Envy thrives under pressure. They find that a sense of danger or urgency makes a task more interesting or fun. In fact, Envy tends to procrastinate or get distracted if there isn't some level of urgency to a task, which is another reason they bounce from job to job in their life before the nautiloid. They get bored easily in slow or tedious situations, so they often need a deadline or some impending consequence to light a proverbial fire under their ass.

What advice would you give to your Tav?

I think I would advise Envy to see the people around them, and realize that family is not necessarily a traditional nuclear unit with a mother and a father and a bunch of kids. They are so focused on the family they lost when they were 6 that they repeatedly fail to realize that they can make a new family from the people they care about around them. Sometimes a family is your vampire boyfriend, a nerdy wizard, a demonish folk hero, a sweetie pie barbarian, a lost lamb cleric, an angry githyanki, a few druids, a dog, and an owlbear.

What are your Tav’s intentions/goals after the end of the game?

Envy wants to take advantage of their "Hero of Baldur's Gate" status to perform and gain a solid following as a well-known bard in the Baldur's Gate area and beyond. They'd like to eventually leave the city - maybe head to Waterdeep since they know Gale there. Envy thinks a change of scenery might be good for both them and Astarion, to leave behind all the bad memories and start fresh. They figure Astarion would like it if they both became crime-fighting vigilantes of a sort, to sate his bloodlust and give him a wider menu than boars, bears, and the occasional Envy-based snack.

Along those lines, Envy also wants to adventure with Astarion to find either a cure for vampirism or at least a way for him to walk in the sun again. Envy is a little doubtful such a cure exists - especially one that would not corrupt Astarion like the Ascension would have - but they'll do anything to make Astarion as happy as he can be. After all that Astarion has suffered and worked through, Envy wants to spoil him as much as possible, to show him the happiness life can provide.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

How much longer 'til your luck runs out?

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[evansisasadist]

and if said that Peterpan was my favourite ship then what?