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”I could still take you”
#y’all already know#if there is a ship i will board it#the way they refuse to fight eo in the anime🤭🤭#i love my divorced husbands#red haired shanks#dracule mihawk#one piece#one piece fanart#my art
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ex-husband!art who...


who... constantly brings you up in any interview, referring to you as 'his girl' but mostly 'my lady'. but he also says 'the mother of my kids'. which is true, but you know better, you know he says that just to make sure everyone knows who you are to him.
who... always visits you and your two little boys. with bug expensive toys for them, and for you? a generous amount of money and a weekly fuck session.
who... fucks you as if you both were still together. might as well be. from breathy 'i love yous' to 'my good girl', regardless of what it is, his touch is as rough and loving as it has always been.
who... almost tried baby trapping you, staying inside of you a little longer than usual before he backed up and pulled out. he knows better than to do that. but he also knows you'll eventually get pregnant with another baby from him. its just a matter of time.
who... takes you and your two little boys to all of his parties. but mostly you. his hand firmly wrapped around your hip as your arms stay wrapped around his neck. and yes he kisses your lips a few times, (more when you both wander to the restroom) but its not like you're both together again!
who... has ordered your boys to always protect you from any man that ever approaches you when he isnt there. it happened once; at the grocery store, a man saw you struggling to get the food on the top shelf, and he generously helped you! but to your sons? they started practically barking at him (incoherent little shouts of you being married). they only stopped when you threatened to take their ipad away.
who... always makes excuses to stay at his—your house whenever he drops the boys off. and when you're done tucking them in, he sneaks into your bed. and you dont even complain, he did buy everything from the house anyway. and you miss him, but you wont tell him that, yet.
who... insisted on enrolling the boys in a school that had tennis as a sport. he isnt too pushy about it, but he definitely wants his sons to learn tennis from a young age.
who... tells you how much he missed you whenever you're both alone in bed. your head on his chest, his hand on the back of your head and the other one rubbing your bare back. "when are you coming back, hm?" or "just get back with me," and while his tone is teasing and annoyingly confident, you know him well enough to recognize the hint of desperation in his voice. know him well enough to know how much he really needs you back in his life.
#ex husband!art#mike faist#i#divorced dad core#he's getting touched soon btw#challengers#art donaldson#giggling and kicking my legs#i need to be his wife asap#pick me#choose me#love me#art donaldson i love you#dilf btw#need him biblically
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and I wouldn’t have it any other way <3
#well#except for the final 15 to have not gone that way#we can have all the discussions we want on how it’s relevant to the plot#but how about it just being like#how about i dont watch the immortal beings that have stolen my heart have an insane divorce in 4k#RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD?#great now im sad again#</3#good omens#crowley and aziraphale my beloveds </3#i love them so much#even tho they are not talking rn#crowley#aziraphale#good omens s2#good omens brainrot#aziracrow you’ll always be famous#good omens ineffable husbands crowley aziraphale#ineffable husbands#good omens meme
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It's wedding time!!! 💍

#ts4 gameplay#ts4 challenge#ts4 legacy challenge#ts4 screenshots#look at cici and maxie!!! 😫💕💕#mommy looks like a princess 🥺#cici's with hope and maxie is with cali <3#I need Pandora to have kids so they can play with their cousins 😟 why are you so complicated in love my child? 😪#pollock legacy#gen6#sterling atcliffe by rasoyas#hope pollock#calista howard by cupidszone#cecilia pollock#maxine pollock#roxanne sherman#anthony sherman#btw that guy in the striped blue suit behind Roxie and Anthony is the man who raised Noah 🤣 Abby's husband#oh and Danny and Hayden divorced and got remarried without my consent idk just dropping this here lmao#isaiah is like meh idgaf
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“ aziraphale chose heaven over cr — “ shut UPPPP shut the fuck up aziraphale chose heaven over his own happiness THATS how selfless he is and if i have to read that one more time i’m throwing a tantrum
#someone’s head is going through a wall if i hear that again#i don’t care which wall you can pick the wall but it’s gonna be a wall#little gilmore girls reference there for ya ;)#oh my god aziraphale would LOVE gilmore girls i just know it#anyways#stop reducing his character to be soley based around crowley .#STOP IT .#azicrow#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#ineffable spouses#ineffable idiots#ineffable wives#ineffable divorce#good ineffable omens#ineffable lovers#ineffable bureaucracy#ineffable fandom#ineffable partners#good omens#good omens 2#aziraphale x crowley#crowley x arizaphale#aziraphale#crowley#michael sheen#david tennant#neil gaiman#lgbt#lgbtq
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libraries were literally created for lonely little girls who would then go on to become lonely fully grown women btw
#i'll just be studying at the library and then i'm suddenly transfixed by the way humanity rolls off the books in waves#the library was there for me when i was a cripplingly shy teenage girl#now it's there for me as a chronically stressed pre-med/stem student#and it will probably be there for me when i'm 56 divorcing my third husband#we love libraries#text
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gay people can never say “i love you” it’s always some incoherent shit like “you idiot. we could’ve been… us”.
#‘you can’t leave this bookshop’#‘you’d be my second in command’#blah blah blah#IT’S THREE WORDS#I AND LOVE AND YOU#end of story!!#good omens#good omens season 2#good omens spoilers#good omens s2ep6#good ineffable omens#ineffable fandom#ineffable idiots#ineffable divorce#ineffable wives#ineffable spouses#ineffable husbands#ineffable partners#ineffable lovers#aziraphale#crowley#crowly x aziraphale#aziracrow#michael sheen#david tennant#americanbi’s posts
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"Crowley."
Crowley froze, every atom of his body coming to a complete standstill. Aziraphale had appeared out of nowhere, just like that, and he felt like a fly in a spider's web, like he had just run against a glass door that he could not have seen. Oh, this was cruel. He did not turn around.
"Don't even use doors anymore?" He tried to keep his voice level, cold, unaffected. He failed considerably, but the message got across anyways.
"I'm sorry," Aziraphale said, immediately flinching at the words. The first time they were seeing each other again, after-- after that, and his first words were I'm sorry and he was apologizing for not using a door? Aziraphale felt like swearing, but could not. "I thought you wouldn't open if I-- well. I thought this was easier. Like a bandaid."
"Well, you were right. I wouldn't have." Steel was creeping into Crowley's voice, steel around his heart. With a forcing of limbs, he spun around, his gaze piercing through the armor of his sunglasses. Facing him.
"I need your help" Aziraphale said.
"What," Crowley said. He had possibly never put as much meaning into a single word. The glass door turned into a Great Wall. Aziraphale understood. But he was willing to climb.
The angel (oh, a true angel now, wasn't he--not his angel) fumbled, talking with his hands before his mouth even opened. Talking with his eyes, too, but they got lost in translation. Repelled by a black mirror.
"I know this is untoward. I know it's-- But Crowley, I don't have a lot of time."
"Nothing lasts forever, yeah," Crowley spat, hating himself the second the words left his lips. Unnecessary cruelty. Demonic, huh? Worse yet, Aziraphale accepted the verbal lashing. Don't forgive me, Crowley thought.
Crowley looked at him. He was still wearing his suit, there was tartan in it, but it had become polished, the worn edges returned to pristine, boring perfection. He looked prim. Proper. Perhaps this hurt most of all.
"Why are you here?"
Aziraphale glanced upwards. Then he looked intently at Crowley. I don't have much time. Right. He couldn't speak freely, Crowley realized. Of course he couldn't. This was exactly what he had been afraid of, what he had known would happen. His angel in chains. (Yet here he was. Here he was.)
"They don't know I'm here," Aziraphale mumbled, gesticulating weakly between them and Up. "I guess I can divert their attention now, for a bit. Comes with the new powers"--he shrugged helplessly--"but not for long. Crowley, do you know about-- about the-- what they're--"
"Armageddon 2.0? Sure."
There was an undecipherable look in Aziraphale's eyes. "Why didn't you-- well. It's not just. I mean it kind of is--it's. More than that. Crowley, I need you to do something for me."
"No."
"This is important." (This isn't about us.)
"I don't care." (There is no us anymore.)
"You do! You always have."
"Oh not this again," Crowley hissed. "You were an angel once. You can be forgiven. Shut up."
"That's not what I meant."
With two long, angry strides, Crowley closed the space between them. Menace, anger, hurt-- "Then what did you mean?" He spat the words. Like a weapon. (Then why was it a question?)
Aziraphale's face crumbled. He stood his ground nonetheless, not backing away. The angel's anger was less spiky, but it rose to meet Crowley's. It made his next words hit like bricks. "I mean that you love. I mean that you, Crowley, are the best person I know. I mean that I love you."
The words dropped like a lead balloon.
There was utter silence between them.
Why were they so close?
Why were his sunglasses so dark? Aziraphale saw only his own reflection. He couldn't bear that, and dropped his gaze. Oh, worse. There was his mouth, mere inches away.
Aziraphale looked at Crowley's lips, really really looked, and there was nothing more, now that he knew about the feeling of Crowley's lips and of his heart, there was nothing more he wanted to do than to kiss him. But he couldn't, he couldn't. Not like this. He needed the next time (he had to believe in a next time, in a time with Crowley, again)--the next time they kissed he needed it to be good and happy and an affirmation. He couldn't bear it otherwise. He would break entirely. He was sure of it.
But still, still-- Crowley was so close. He could smell nothing but him. Think of nothing but him. That weakness again, that soft spot inside him he had never known how to hold down. And with it, Want reared its greedy head. Aziraphal leaned in ever so slightly, felt their noses touch-- and then used all his strength to move away, to pull back. It was not the right time. Not yet.
He looked past Crowley, who might have as well turned to a pillar of salt. Crowley, whose face was a mask he couldn't let slip. The air flickered between them.
There were tears in his eyes when he finally forced his gaze towards Crowley's face, a silent plead to not misunderstand. Please, please. But he couldn't expect that of him. He was pulling away again. But not because he wanted to. No, there was nothing he wanted more than to pull closer. There was nothing more he wanted than to talk to him, to truly talk, to explain and apologize and make amends, but he was bound by Duty and Rules and Watching Eyes more than he ever had been.
This was his rebellion: he lifted a hand, the ghost of a touch, fingertips against cheekbone. The memory of holding on. Of never wanting to let go. Crowley flinched without moving, a shiver of his lips. Aziraphale let his hand drop, briefly, to Crowley's chest, holding it over his human heart. It was beating just like his.
This was his successful magic trick, when it counted: he drew away, leaving a crack in Crowley's steel-clad heart, and a note in his chest pocket.
"I'm sorry. I need to go."
"Of course you do."
"Oh, Crowley. I--" But he did not finish the sentence, knew there was no proper way how. So he said, quietly, softly, "Trust me, please."
And he did. Crowley hated it, hated it so much, but he did, he did trust him despite it all. But it did not erase the hurt. The festering wound. Now what was he supposed to do with that?
With one last pointed look, Aziraphale vanished.
Crowley was alone.
His defenses lay shattered at his feet, and he slowly gathered them back up. He did not mend the cracks. (That's where the light had gotten in.) He cleared his throat. Tried to banish from his mind the look in Aziraphale's eyes, the memory of his lips and of his tears.
And failed considerably.
I love you.
(Touched his cheek, and then his chest, and faltered.)
[this fic is now also on ao3 and being continued there]
#good omens#ineffable husbands#good omens fanfic#good omens fanfiction#crowley x aziraphale#in which crowley and aziraphale meet for the first time after the Divorce#oh god ok i really love this???#i wrote it in one go and am posting unedited but#i need this ?!?!?#im also going through the whole 'i wanna know how this continues' vs 'you're the one writing it' idiocy#oh you wanna know how it ends?? then write it??? fool#but i dont know...how it continues....yet.#i do have ideas though...#inefficable#my writing
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Good Omens S2 doodles
--Love like yours will surely come my way
#Good Omens s2#good omens#good omens fanart#ineffable husbands#aziraphale#crowley#maggie and nina good omens#good omens beelzebub#good omens gabriel#good omens muriel#i just love seeing them happy even tho i'm thriving in this divorce#my brain goes way to fast for my hand to ever catch up ;_;#ya'll never guess my favorite scene
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iwtv s3 is going to be Peak Romance because its going to be all about the pining. which is. OBJECTIVELY. the best part of any relationship development. its going to be that one scene where lestat reaches for louis but he doesn't notice and leans forward times one billion.
every week i will be screaming at my tv for them to kiss. they will not do it. instead they will exchange loaded glances every fifteen seconds. lestat will slip up and call louis mon cher by accident and my head will quite literally explode. we will get a full episode of nothing but louis staring longingly at lestat on stage and yet every time lestat looks over louis is busy doing something else. one day louis will look at a random guy in exactly the wrong way at exactly the wrong time and lestat will snap and murder every single person louis has spoken to in the past month. louis will not make the connection and instead will ask daniel if he thinks that louis being around makes lestat revert back to a more volatile headspace and if he should leave. daniel will be able to escape to be psychosexually tortured by the most beautiful man on the planet but i will still be here, sitting in front of my screen, tearing my hair out because lestat and louis will say literally anything to each other besides i love you.
#interview with the vampire#iwtv#louis de pointe du lac#lestat de lioncourt#loustat#they're in love. they're just feeling out being friends again. they're ex-husbands. they never actually got divorced.#they're incredibly cautious of one another because they're terrified of ruining this very delicate truce#they're desperate to be with the other but they refuse to be the first one to show it#they're both in therapy via an extremely unimpressed geriatric journalist and hooo boy is it not working#there is nothing i love more than pining and angst#NOTHING#but a very very close second is “he doesn't love me the way i love him”#and i know in my HEART that i will be fed
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I love them. DE cooked so fucking well!
#warframe#warframe 1999#techrot encore#warframe spoilers#warframe 1999 spoilers#warframe temple#warframe nova#warframe saryn#warframe frost#Saryn and Frost being a married couple was a wtf for me haha (they're divorced? Idk I was half asleep but WUUHOO)#But it was cool of course!#Kaya is a little baby#such a cutie#Flare I love you with all my heart you will be mine!#Minerva stares at her husband like I stare mine sometimes xd
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omg yeah i’d love to hang out! unfortunately these are my thinking about good omens hours! yeah all of them. mmhm every single hour. no breaks. for the foreseeable future. yeah.
#FREE ME FROM THIS OBSESSION#I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT THESE PATHETIC LOSERS#Neil babygirl I love you but good god stop making me cry pls#im already sad and gay enough I don’t need to vicariously relive my own divorce thru these dumbass elderich bitches#(‘divorce’ = that time when i was 19 and my best friend (whom I was madly in love with) just like. left)#:D#good omens#good omens 2#ineffable husbands#crowley#aziraphale#aziracrow#ineffable lovers#go2#ineffable wives#azicrow#neil gaiman#michael sheen#good omens brainrot#good omens season two#david tennant#good omens season 2#ineffable divorce#good omens spoilers#anthony j crowley#good omens tv
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“i stand w my cancelled wife lestat/armand/etcetc” NO. WRONG. THE ONE TRUE CANCELLED WIFE HERE IS CLAUDIA !! AND MADELEINE IS STOOD THE FUCK UP. put some respect on her name !
#i will take no criticism#that is MY wife#the toxic trio over there are not cancelled wife material✋#i love them dearly. but.#those are fail husbands#through and through#fighting for their livees in a three way eternal divorce#interview with the vampire#claudeleine#claudia de lioncourt#madeleine eparvier#does this need a spoiler tag?#i don’t think so#hm. i can add one later if needed#my posts tag:)
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"you cant leave this bookshop" "nothing lasts forever" aziraphale already gave away multiple books just to dance with crowley sweetie he would give away the entire shop if it could maybe make you happy
#UGH#“oh crowley... i love this bookshop but its nothing compared to my love for you”#“oh crowley... I would let go of everything i have in order to keep you in my arms”#“oh crowley... I would sacrifice everything to save you”#U G H#He wants him safe he wants him happy#he wants to see his stars light up his eyes once more#UGHHHHHHHHHHH#good omens#gomens#good omens season 2#good omens 2#good omens spoilers#good omens series 2#aziraphale#crowley#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#ineffable divorce
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this apology dance better be at least two hours long and accompanied by full-sized symphony orchestra
#in all honesty I just saw that john barrymore gif from when a man loves black out and this came out#aziraphale is not actually at fault it’s all a giant 6000 years old misunderstanding#the hair turned out unexpectedly good here#good omens#good omens season 2#go#go2#good omens 2#the ineffable husbands#ineffable husbands#ineffable divorce#aziracrow#aziraphale x crowley#crowley fanart#crowley#aziraphale#aziraphale fanart#my art#artist on tumblr#season 3 when
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so like do you think they made the plastic wheelchair ALONGSIDE the plastic prison as a Just In Case situation, only after they realized charles was going to be a frequent visitor, or both as in because they knew charles was going to be the only person visiting him during planning they decided to make him a chair ahead of time
#xmen#x2: x men united#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#cherik#not really but yes it is#snap chats#secret fourth option is they just had a plastic wheelchair at the mansion just in case this incredibly specific scenario happened jvlkaervj#part of me hopes the staff just Knew cause imagine being THAT divorced publicly but another part hopes erik asked for one. not politely ofc#def joked bout how charles couldnt think to leave him alone for five minutes lest he did something Uncouth somehow ik he did#that charles was going to show up sooner or later so they might as well make it easy for themselves and prep etc etc#girl ima throw up what if charles didnt visit tho .... thats not even a possibility cause ofc he did but still !!!!#personally id throw up and cry like wdym my best friend ex husband didnt show up. when i even asked for a chair for him ..#EVEN ASKED FOR A SILLY LIL PLASTIC CHESS SET alternatively what if charles brought that... im making myself sick#As Indicated By My Username i think of the plastic jail every day its so funny to me and so quaint#i should rewatch X2 just for plastic jail#like it makes sense and i do think its a cute detail but still. gotta put grandpa in the polly pocket prison set now. tragic !!#i remember watching the movie for the first time in recent years and audibly going 'aw' at the plastic wheelchair im so sorry JVLKEJKA#LIKE AWW CMON THATS WEIRDLY CUTE gotta make sure peepaw can visit his ex husband </3 so they can play chess </3#i love that chess is Their Thing ... any time a ship's got mfers who fucks heavy with chess i know im hooked#its not intentional things happen this way but i will still laugh#kk nightly cherik posting is done byebye
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