I honestly don't get the spawn vs ascended debate when we really should all be coming together to shame those who think it's "unrealistic" that Astarion could fall in love with default dragonborn Durge on account of that Durge "not being attractive."
Like, I'm sorry, but are you fucking high? In what world is Default Durge not peak sex appeal? Big, tall, muscley thicc ass man who can barely run because he's so caked up with a deep, haunted voice struggling to overcome the darkness within himself all while looking like he could bite Cazador's head off in one satisfying crunch? You're telling me Astarion wouldn't be speed running that romance arc to climb him like a tree? Like that wet pathetic cat man looking for protection and attention wouldn't be the president, vice president, and treasurer of the "Top That Nice But Kind of Disturbed Hot Lizard" club?
Get fucking real.
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kicks down everyone's door folks I might have figured out how tall Sun Wukong/Destined One is in Black Myth Wukong.
Starting with a disclaimer that this is just my speculation and nothing is confirmed unless the dev state otherwise
So y'know how the collector's edition came with this amazing Wukong figurine:
amazing right? I want one too.
The description states that the figure is 40cm tall (according to playasia)
The figure is made by Queen Studio, specifically the INART team that makes 1:6 figures.
So we know that the figure is 40cm tall. It is not clear if that includes stand or not, and I was not able to find any information how tall the stand is
On another website (which I don't want to name because I don't know how serious the website is) lists up the figure as 315mm/31.5cm
If that is the height of the actual figure without stand, and it's a 1:6 figure, that means 31.5cm * 6 = 189 cm
So that means it is very possible Destined One/Sun Wukong is 189 cm / 6 feet 2 inch tall.
that is TALL. a lot taller than I thought he would be tbh LOL cause in the books he is usually described as the shortest (cause well, monkey)
which ALSO means.
Wukong better be paying for her chiropractor with the amount of crancking her neck up she has to do.
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the only wolfstar height difference i stand for is sirius being a few inches shorter than remus
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Ragapom be upon ye
I will NOT provide any context for who asked for this ...... 👀
oh wowie the gals
I don't need context but that person knows EXACTLY what they're doing
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Here's the first (unofficial) poster for Bosston and Jo's new (or not so new, considering it's a spin-off of Be Mine, Superstar) series Mr. Doctor. Looks like it's been taken during the fitting. 🤞
In other news, Dee Hup's next series will be Knock Out, but there's no cast yet, only this cover from the novel:
Looks like 2024 will be the year of the Muay Thai BL (someone tell Lee Long Shi). This one's about Kirin who, fresh out of university (and much to his dismay, it seems), lands a job as a boxing promoter. Unfortunately (or fortunately for us) this also entails training Than - someone he never used to get along with at all. Boxing AND enemies to lovers? Count me in!
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