#i like to ramble

[melody-pearl]

If you had to write Helluva Boss, what would you change?

Get ready for a long ass rant. I’m actually planning on doing a full rewrite of Helluva and Hazbin with redesigns as well. But the major things I would change for Helluva are:

Blitzos and Stolas’ relationship: How they met will be the same as “The Circus” but they actually form a bond. Like, Blitzo is bored from being forced hanging out with Stolas by Paimon but after Stolas shows him his interest for pirates, he immediately becomes interested and they talk and play pirates like little kids do and Stolas falls for him even more. Then after they met again in the timeskip, instead of Stolas getting sexual and Blitzo SA’ing him, Stolas tries talking with Blitzo and telling him how much he missed him and even confesses his love for Blitzo but notices that he is trying to steal the Grimore and decides to make a deal with him that Blitzo could have the Grimore but meets Stolas once a month on the full moon to give the book back and just hang out. They do eventually fuck after a while but they actually both consent. While Stolas actually loves Blitzo, Blitzo wasn’t interested at first but as they continue their relationship, he actually starts slowly gains feelings for Stolas, but due to trust issues and his dark past, he tries to hide it.

Striker: He is going to remain mostly the same, but there are some changes I want to add. First off, he doesn’t make fun of Moxxie for not having much physical advantage like he did in the introduction episode, in fact, he actually gets along with him and relates to him. And second, his plan for stopping the Goetia family and bring equal rights to all creatures of hell will remain, but he won’t be presented as the bad guy, more of a gray area at first, then he realizes that Stolas isn’t like the rest of the Goetias and regrets trying to kill him before.

Millie: As shown in the show, shes just violent and loves Moxxie to death. While that’s great and all, there needs to be more outside of her relationship with her husband. In my version, she very overprotective of those she loves, violent, loves her husband to death, has family issues, sibling rivalry, especially with Sallie May, secretly has self confidence issues, sometimes speaks unclearly due to her verbal problems, on the autistic spectrum, has severe anger issues, and hates being alone. Also, the reason why she hated Chaz so much was because he has secretly cheated on her multiple times and all Millie wanted was someone to truly love her.

Blitzos relationship with Moxxie: It’s mostly the same, but Blitzo doesn’t call Moxxie the r-slur, isn’t ableist towards him, doesn’t SA him, doesn’t threaten to rape him, and actually treats Moxxie better after the events of “Truth Seekers” and even forms a good, healthy bond with him.

Sallie May: I think she’s cool and all but I wished that she had more character since she was merchandised so much. In my rewrite, she’s actually going to be shown as an actual character. She’s going to be shown as confident, high mighty, has a sibling rivalry with Millie but she cares for her and even killed for Millie before.

Stella and Octavia: For Stella, she won’t be shown as a complete antagonist. Stella was arranged to marry Stolas since they were children but she wasn’t a complete monster, though she had anger issues. Stella actually cares for him and Stolas and Stella actually had a pretty good, healthy relationship before he cheated on her. She was heartbroken after that and the reason why she hired Striker to kill Stolas was because the family manipulated her too. For Octavia, everything’s the same, except that in my rewrite, she doesn’t completely forgive Stolas but she doesn’t hate him and Stolas actually improves as a father and he and Octavia slowly start to have a good father daughter relationship again. I know that was a lot. I like to rant so if you want me to share my ideas for my Hazbin rewrite, expect more of my rants.

[quentintin7]

Would ya look at that boys it's another doodle page

Stanley gets a box of chocolates and he can't just open it bc he doesn't live with normal people

Sidenote: I was listening to a very mixed playlist at the time of drawing this so there's a random evil scientist Auggie in there that isn't going to be expanded upon whatsoever

In honor of gay people I finally did some rough drafts for lovebug au versions of my bastards. (As you can tell I had more inspiration for Stanley than Auggie)

If there's a fandom trend you bet your ass I'm gonna think about it maybe just a little bit.

Also I can't draw flowers very well but the flowers in Stanley's pockets are primroses

[edeneffect]

The lore implications of twewy are so funny like...

When jesus was nailed to the cross, did he play? could he see the timer since theres like, yknow, holes in his hands.... how did he win on day 3?

how old is kariya? he clearly has enough points to coast for a long while and has been around much much longer than most other people in the story, he mustve died like, forever ago

imaging ur playing the game and you see david bowie or micheal jackson or some shit like ?????????

did hitler get to play?

both games show that you can play and win over and over and keep your levels and stuff so whats stopping you from just like.... winning every time and choosing to play again over and over and over and over

is twewy cannon to every soap-opera bc those fuckers just never die

the crossovers would be insane

[tyrannuspitch]

@lokiinmediasideblog tagged me to share five songs (thank you!! :D) so here are some i've been listening to recently, in no particular order:

harald foss - dronning ellisiv (put this on the long version of my nordic folk playlist like a year and a half ago and only recently remembered it) (why was i making a nordic folk playlist a year and a half ago? don't worry about it.)

vassa zheleznova - ay (someone i follow recommended this the other day)

a tribe called red - stadium pow wow (this was in the trailer for the new martin scorsese movie)

lindsey stirling - snow waltz (i was repeatedly recommended lindsey stirling literally like eight years ago and have only just got around to listening to her lol)

powerwolf - we drink your blood (silly vampire songs are a fundamental human need)

ummm i'm meant to tag ten of my followers to do the same but eight will have to do. @kidrat @sol1loqu1st @solderlessbreadbird @honeybeeofficial @catilinas @fromthemouthofkings @scalar @aro-caduceus

[cosmic-muses]

I am very annoying about infodumping :(

[fellthemarvelous]

Tagged by: @celestialcrowley @agoodpairofsocks @rainbowpopeworld (Y'all are going to be really disappointed to find out how boring I am lol)

Favorite Color: Any and all shades of blue.

Last Song: I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)

Other Stuff I Watched This Year: Good Omens, all things Star Wars, Eureka

Last Movie: Hot Fuzz

Currently Watching: At the moment, nothing. When I turn on the TV again, I'll probably go back to Good Omens. Or I'll watch Hot Fuzz again. Or Shaun of the Dead. Idk.

Shows I Dropped This Year: I think I've officially given up on caring about the MCU.

Currently Reading: At the moment, mostly just fanfiction, but also in the process of starting The Satanic Verses (reading all the banned books I can get my hands on), but I've been having trouble focusing on things as of late.

Currently Listening To: Nothing. The fan next to me. The football game on the TV out in the living room.

Currently Working On: Trying to figure out how to stop being a human disaster at 42. I'm not doing a very good job.

Current Obsessions: Good Omens, Obi-Wan Kenobi, finding as many ways as possible to avoid dealing with life (because the world's on fire and continues to break my heart)

No pressure tags: @shadowsrider-blog @nicgoldomens @chainsaw-raven @kristinsmindinpictures @ineffablymanky

[brainkillworddeath]

F.I.S.T is probably my favorite TTRPG just to make characters in like god damn it just kicks my creative juices to overdrive I love it I LOVE TABLETOP ROLEPLAYING GAMES GRAHHHH

[aroace-poly-show]

(OMORI SPOILERS!!!)

idk if this has been brought up before (it probably has but idc i love this game and i WILL rant whether you like it or not) and if its already super obvious to everyone but me when i first got into the game, but a cool little detail i like about omori is the parallels between aubrey and sunny. specifically, their very similar reactions in an argument under a lot of stress.

sunny had been under a lot of stress on the day of the recital, being unable to get the part right and disliking the violin because of how it took away from him getting to spend time with his friends. under that stress, he ended up throwing his violin down the stairs in the argument with mari. mari, obviously, gets angry (not really blaming her though, it’d be a normal reaction), and sunny, not seeing mari be angry before, gets even more stressed. when she gets in his way when he tries to run, he unconsciously reacts and then as we know, pushes her down the stairs which results in the whole incident. he didn’t want to hurt mari. he never would have wanted to kill her. but he was under pressure and his fight or flight reacted before he could know what he was doing. he just wanted to push her out of the way so he could leave.

aubrey does a really fucking similar thing. she was under stress at the lake. kel’s blaming her and not understanding her, and villainizes her. sunny, who hasn’t left his house in 4. FUCKING. YEARS. suddenly is back out of the blue and had fucking. stabbed her??? out of nowhere during a fight??? goddamn. basil, who she’s already had her issues with, was just screaming for help which is getting her in trouble (and she doesn’t know why he was screaming for help in the first place bc she hadn’t even done anything to him then), is also there, and he’s technically the reason sunny and kel had just fought her in the first place. she’s overwhelmed by all this, and when basil tries to talk to her and gets closer, she reacts and pushes him into the lake. her fight or flight reacted before she could know what she was doing. she wasn't thinking about how he couldn't swim. she didn’t want to push basil into the lake. she just wanted him to go away.

the difference between the 2 of them was that aubrey got so much luckier, with hero coming just in time to save basil. she had her chance to make up for it and apologize to him. she doesn't have to live with the guilt of having actually killed someone. poor 12 yr old sunny never got that lucky.

neither of them meant to hurt someone. neither of them wanted to hurt someone they cared about. they were just under pressure and pushed into a stressful situation. sunny's just ended so, so much worse than aubrey's. (i just feel bad for them both. i love them so much. i want them all to be happy again </3)

(this also feeds into my delusion that aubrey would forgive sunny, at least eventually. bc she did the same thing. she just got lucky. i like to think she'd at least eventually realize that and kind of empathize with him. he never got the opportunity that she got. and what's worse, the poor guy was only 12. </3)

[pinkypride]

If we share a hyperfixation and you dont talk about with me for at least 2 hours straight, I WILL take it personally.

[sugarsquirrelcookie]

Red velvet cooiei

• How I feel about this character: This guy pops in and out of my head from time to time. A super cool design with an A+plus personality to boot. I absolutely like how he can be, dark army commander one moment, lovable dog boi the next. Even multi talented being both a hair stylist and dance choreographer.

• All the people I ship romantically with this character: I actually don’t ship too many cookies with Red. I think the only Red Velvet ship i track is RedRaisin (Red Velvet x Black Raisin).

• Non-romantic OTP for this character: Him and Crunchy Chip are dog friends and you can’t convince me otherwise. These two share a walk route and frequently walk their respective companions together. I also imagine him and Werewolf would get along, with him trying to get Werewolf to not be so afraid of himself and hurting others (would also try to recruit him to the dark side but 🤫).

• Unpopular opinion about this character: Maybe it’s just a me thing but I think him and Pastry work best as foils. I don’t know what it is but RedPastry just makes me feel…weird. Like I don’t hate it but I just can’t get behind it either (If you ship it that’s cool, it’s just not my cup of tea).

One thing I wish would happen: RED VELVET REDEMPTION ARC. Okay but in all seriousness I do hope that he at the very least gets a chance to show cookie kind that not all cake monsters are evil. Or better yet, when or if White Lily finds a way to separate herself from Dark Enchantress, I want them to have at least one canon interaction.



[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

Love it when Rolling Stone puts out an article about the 25 most influential internet creators and I've only heard of 7 of them

[foldingfittedsheets]

Back in 2017 I signed up for one of the Cards Against Humanity sillies and did their Cards Against Humanity Saves America. Basically they were like fuck Tr*mp and his border wall and used the funds from the campaign to buy land and to make all 150,000 contributors part owners of said land across the US/Mexico border.

It was fun and silly and I got a little certificate.

Today I got an email that Elon Musk illegally annexed that land for SpaceX and that CAH are suing him over it. So possibly I’ll get like $100 if they manage to win a lawsuit and stick it to Musk. It’s like even more bang for my original buck.

[luvvsbian]

not a day goes by that i do not think about the sims 3’s disgusting moodlet icons

[sisterdragonwithfeathers]

this is your random reminder to CHECK IF YOU'RE STILL HAVING FUN

are you enjoying scrolling tumblr? watching youtube? reading that book? playing that game? drawing that art? doing that activity? if not,

YOU CAN STOP AND DO SOMETHING ELSE

you don't have to stick to something that you are doing for fun if it isn't fun for you anymore. You can come back! If you've loved it before you are likely to love it again! but you can stop!

Don't get stuck in a loop of doing something that you think should be fun when it isn't! You can put it down for a bit! Maybe that's the very thing that will make it fun again later!

[imhumanguysiswear]

It’s because the giant explosion fire monster is a single time animation while the scarf is something bound to the player that has to react to environments, weather and the player movements AND the player itself!

[some-pers0n]

I'm always entertained by people doing those "canon VS fanon" memes where both are misunderstanding characters to such a violent degree 'cause like