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i think the most beautiful thing about destiny 2 is how you can loot a gun and when you open the text written on that gun there’s two gay old men holding hands. and then you can fire that gun. it holds 8 bullets and shoots 120 rounds per minute

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some destiny names i've seen in the last year

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Quick, immortalize this goof up

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I do not respect the grind. Go to bed

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needless to say, i tried therapy, and it wasn't very effective at killing my dad. so i can't say i recommend it.

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playing erdtree with my pal we get invaded by someone named "Drip Inspector" and im like "waitwaitwait. ok lets just pose leaning back to back and wait for them to show up maybe our outfits will be so good they wont kill us"

so we wait until they show up and then they get reaaaal close to us . and then pull out their telescope and start circling around us and zooming in for a good 30 seconds. then they clap, use the "wonderful" and "youre beautiful" prattling pates, and jump off a cliff. invader vanquished

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One day I woke up and everybody knew what a labubu was

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simply unbelievable eggplant my mother grew

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I can 100% guarantee you that more than anything else they have ever done, game freak regrets creating spinda

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cuz when we sneezing and hopping

we snopping

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libsoftiktok going after a beloved inventor furry for some reason

if you're wearing a fitbit, you're using spottacus's technology. be grateful.

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It’s been 6 years since the zombie apocalypse started, thousands die weekly, but society hasn’t changed much. Your local news tracks zombie migration. An armored school bus picks kids up every morning. Your local walmart just installed a fancy new bio-scanner. And you still need to go to work.

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