tyrannuspitch

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one time a ranger 1 (so not law enforcement) at the state park where i worked was getting rid of a bunch of clothes so he put them all in garbage bags and dropped them off at the bunkhouse where all the seasonal employees lived and he said we could go through them before he donated them and we all took a tshirt or two and then a month later we were throwing a party and I was like "we should all wear his clothes to the party" and he came in and it took him like an hour and five drinks to suddenly be like "wait a minute.................."

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hahah sorry i havent been myself lately i lost the spirit battle to my doppelgänger homunculus created from everyone else's opinions of me

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I love you tragedy I love you corruption arcs I love you doomed relationships I love you character succumbing to their fatal flaw I love you codependency I love you characters doomed to die from the start I love you road to hell paved with good intentions

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yeah this is a self-evident biological hierarchy. that's why we have to enforce it with violence

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google search how to be on the english-speaking internet without the constant creeping feeling that your culture is being drained out of you and replaced with unwanted knowledge of america one drop at a time

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my only crimes were loving too much and confusing love with violence and so also extreme violence too i guess also i stole a few things too

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Man, google search sucks now.

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me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms

me: no perhaps my soul is rotten

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Fop surgery. It's like top surgery but it turns you into a Victorian dandy. Is that anything

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guy tries to toss a cigarette on the ground but the ground parries it and it flies back into his mouth and he solemnly continues to smoke it

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people keep whispering "oathbreaker" at me when i walk past them

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severance is so scary i hope jobs arent real

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severance is so scary i hope jobs arent real

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severance is so scary i hope jobs arent real

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“Living weapon” covers a lot and all of it is hot

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non-practicing human being