#i like how it looks already..

[unsung-idiot]

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

bonus under the cut:

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Must be a Sugondese joke.

[des-fangirl]

Small small part of my fic sorry it's in russian only(( about sam spending time with his son instead of attending a meeting lol

Солнце лениво заказывалось за горизонт.

Крысиный зал, Встреча с патрицием...надо бы поторопиться.

Ваймс быстро шёл по улицам Анк-Морпорка, срезая там, где это было возможно, но при этом не слишком сложно. Не сказать, что он не торопился - он прекрасно мог себе предста��ить взгляд, который получит от Витинари, опоздав на совещание. Но также прекрасно он мог себе представить и лица всех остальных присутствующих (большинство из которых являлись, естественно, лидерами гильдий), на которых читался весь спектр эмоций, кроме, разве что, положительных, и за которыми скрывалось ещё больше. Прийдя, но опоздав - он расстроит патриция, но прийдя в целом он расстроит всех этих важных шишек. Не то, чтобы ему прямо-таки не хотелось их всех расстраивать - скорее наоборот, Ваймс считал, что как герцог он обязан иногда "расстраивать" их, дабы немного взбодрить. Да, ему влетит. Не буквально, конечно - но иногда физическое насилие было бы намного милостливее взглядов, приподнятых бровей или серьёзного, расстроенного тона (в случае Сибиллы). Но как бы сильно он не хотел расстроить глав гильдий своим присутствием, он бы с бо́льшим удовольствием порадовал кого-нибудь другого тем же. Например собственного сына.

Выходные, отпуск..до сих пор эти вещи кажутся такими далёкими, нереальными. С одной стороны, кто в здравом уме может работать без продыху без выходных? А с другой стороны, "кто сторожит стражников"? И ответ один и тот же:

- Я, - сказал Ваймс так, чтобы его услышал только тот, кому фраза предназначалась.

Дверь приоткрылась, не скрипнув - хотя здесь это и было бы к месту в целях накаления обстановки, в голове Ваймс обрадовался отсутствию лишнего шума. Не то чтобы он прямо хотел секретничать, или собирался тайно пробираться в собственный дом, просто...

- Папа!

Одежда зашелестела и буквально через мгновение ноги Ваймса уже были в цепкой хватке мальчика. Либо это Ваймс так расслабился, либо его сын мог бы стать хорошим наёмным убийцей - с такой-то скоростью движений и скрытностью.

Командор проглотил смешок и потрепал сына по волосам.

- Ну привет. Вижу ты уже наготове...а где Вилликинс?

Мальчик отпрял от ног отца и, не отпуская их, поднял голову кверху, довольно улыбаясь.

- Хыхыы, теряешь хватку...

- ..сэр!

Последняя фраза принадлежала Вилликинсу, появившемуся позади Ваймса словно из воздуха. Чёрт, там же только что никого не было! Он и вправду стал расслабленнее, будто бояться было нечего...хотя на прогулках с сыном надо быть осторожнее, чем когда-либо. Если что-либо случится, винить он будет только себя, вне зависимости от того, был ли рядом кто-либо, тот же..

Вилликинс. Хорошо, этот человек вселял доверие, даже ощущался как часть семьи. С ним приятно быть рядом, он разделяет некоторые взгляды Ваймса, но при этом не отступает и от своих собственных, что достойно уважения. В юношеские годы он бы точно надрал юному Сэмюэлю зад - об этом гадать не приходилось...а теперь он был его дворецким. И, надо сказать, дворецким что надо - Ваймс бы доверил ему если не жизни своих родных, то как минимум свою собственную, что уже много значило.

Но не жизнь сына..если так подумать, даже себе он бы её не доверил. До сих пор его мучали кошмары, где он ошибался, терял его, позволял кому-то причинить Сэму вред...

Он этого не допустит. На то они и кошмары, чтобы забираться тебе под кожу, лазить по дальним закоулкам сознания, но никогда, никогда не становиться реальностью.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

obligatory beach divorce doodling

bonus rough cover redraw of x-men #41 (1995) But Beach Divorce below cut

[egophiliac]

buckle up lads we're going BACK INTO THE BOOK

[chloesimaginationthings]

Into the pit Jeff and Mike finally sleep together in FNAF..

[inkskinned]

the thing is that they're so fascinated by sex, they love sex, they can't imagine a world without sex - they need sex to sell things, they need sex to be part of their personality, they need sex to prove their power - but they hate sex. they are disgusted by it.

sex is the only thing that holds their attention, and it is also the thing that can never be discussed directly.

you can't tell a child the normal names for parts of their body, that's sexual in nature, because the body isn't a body, it's a vessel of sex. it doesn't matter that it's been proven in studies (over and over) that kids need to know the names of their genitals; that they internalize sexual shame at a very young age and know it's 'dirty' to have a body; that it overwhelmingly protects children for them to have the correct words to communicate with. what matters is that they're sexual organs. what matters is that it freaks them out to think about kids having body parts - which only exist in the context of sex.

it's gross to talk about a period or how to check for cancer in a testicle or breast. that is nasty, illicit. there will be no pain meds for harsh medical procedures, just because they feature a cervix.

but they will put out an ad of you scantily-clad. you will sell their cars for them, because you have abs, a body. you will drip sex. you will ooze it, like a goo. like you were put on this planet to secrete wealth into their open palms.

they will hit you with that same palm. it will be disgusting that you like leather or leashes, but they will put their movie characters in leather and latex. it will be wrong of you to want sexual freedom, but they will mark their success in the number of people they bed.

they will crow that it's inappropriate for children so there will be no lessons on how to properly apply a condom, even to teens. it's teaching them the wrong things. no lessons on the diversity of sexual organ growth, none on how to obtain consent properly, none on how to recognize when you feel unsafe in your body. if you are a teenager, you have probably already been sexualized at some point in your life. you will have seen someone also-your-age who is splashed across a tv screen or a magazine or married to someone three times your age. you will watch people pull their hair into pigtails so they look like you. so that they can be sexy because of youth. one of the most common pornography searches involves newly-18 young women. girls. the words "barely legal," a hiss of glass sand over your skin.

barely legal. there are bills in place that will not allow people to feel safe in their own bodies. there are people working so hard to punish any person for having sex in a way that isn't god-fearing and submissive. heteronormative. the sex has to be at their feet, on your knees, your eyes wet. when was the first time you saw another person crying in pornography and thought - okay but for real. she looks super unhappy. later, when you are unhappy, you will close your eyes and ignore the feeling and act the role you have been taught to keep playing. they will punish the sex workers, remove the places they can practice their trade safely. they will then make casual jokes about how they sexually harass their nanny.

and they love sex but they hate that you're having sex. you need to have their ornamental, perfunctory, dispassionate sex. so you can't kiss your girlfriend in the bible belt because it is gross to have sex with someone of the same gender. so you can't get your tubes tied in new england because you might change your mind. so you can't admit you were sexually assaulted because real men don't get hurt, you should be grateful. you cannot handle your own body, you cannot handle the risks involved, let other people decide that for you. you aren't ready yet.

but they need you to have sex because you need to have kids. at 15, you are old enough to parent. you are not old enough to hear the word fuck too many times on television.

they are horrified by sex and they never stop talking about it, thinking about it, making everything unnecessarily preverted. the saying - a thief thinks everyone steals. they stand up at their podiums and they look out at the crowd and they sign a bill into place that makes sexwork even more unsafe and they stand up and smile and sign a bill that makes gender-affirming care illegal and they get up and they shrug their shoulders and write don't say gay and they get up, and they make the world about sex, but this horrible, plastic vision of it that they have. this wretched, emotionless thing that holds so much weight it's staggering. they put their whole spine behind it and they push and they say it's normal!

this horrible world they live in. disgusted and also obsessed.

[tacc0yak1]

hair holds memories

[isjasz]

Damn guys this new anime's opening is fire. U should all check it out i think. The mc is a bit of a maniac but the series seems pretty cool so far /SILLY

[zetsubobu]

I don't know why I came across the novels overblots arts just now but oh my god

Yana is an art god, I need that skill please

Especially riddle like????

[doctorsiren]

Thinking about how (a humanoid) Bill would see Ford be older after those 30 years (because that’s how people work), and so to try and appeal to him again, he makes himself look older too (I mean, he’s WAYYYY older than Ford actually, but I just mean visually)

But then after he’s killed and sent to the Theraprism, he goes back to his original twink look, and I say this because I already did a drawing of my humanoid Bill in prison and I like how that design worked with his pathetic traumatized orange jumpsuit look more than I think I would like it with an older looking version 😁 plus uhh I don’t wanna deem that drawing “not canon” to my brain so yeah

[uncharted-constellations]

Them, your honor

Anyways thank you echoes for giving poor a-ttp link a rest

[miscellaneousrenaissant]

Ep 3 AU in which Evan succeeded on his death save but lost his arm, so K made him a prosthesis while the group was still on Galamanis

[thebrainrotsreal]

Drew this real quick because I fucking love these two so much ???? Especially Bee. I wish they interacted more so badly. PLEASE.

Also learning how to draw these guys.. slowly.

[hinamie]

someone asked if i had ever drawn gojo with his scars, now i have :>

[starry-bi-sky]

on a completely separate note; shizun luo binghe with a disciple shen yuan who fell into the abyss??? *thinks about LBH canonically stealing SQQ's corpse for 5 years* he'd hallucinate i think. like, like visual and audial hallucinations.

Keeps thinking he's seeing SQQ in the corner of his eyes, or wandering between the trees, amongst a group of disciples. Thinks he hears him calling for him, but its just the wind or another disciple.

Gets Xiu Ya reforged but patently fucking refuses to make a sword mound. Because his disciple Is Not Dead :))) There was No Body. He's Not Dead. And If You keep Insisting That He Is, He's Gonna Skewer You :). He's holding onto Xiu Ya so he can return his most favored disciple's sword when he returns. It's on his hip right next to Zheng Yang where it's supposed to be.

Also this motherfucker?? does not sleep btw. He has the image of SQQ, wide eyed and hysterical and standing at the mouth of the abyss burned into his fucking eyelids. Can't use the dreamscape to escape it either because he keeps trying to save him and either he does and it's an incredibly cruel trick to wake up to, or he doesn't and he gets his heart broken in several different pieces again.

There is no convincing this man that Shen Qingqiu is dead. Absolutely nothing at all. He is buried so deep in denial that moles would be jealous of how deep he is. He keeps making tea for two in the bamboo house only to remember that it's just him. SQQ's fans are hiding everywhere, little reminders of his presence. He goes to wake up SQQ on the mornings he sleeps in-- only to find the room empty.