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showtime-ruler-ruler-ruler · 2 months ago

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I FUCKING HATE R0ZURU

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ithappensoffstage · 10 months ago

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I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"

#have seen screenshot after screenshot of that video saying love lies bleeding is fetishizing lesbians and?? muscles??#i cant take this shit anymore #text #anyway stay horny!#concerning tags y'all!! bobbi is joking! sarcasm! joking!#(for the later reblogs with the added screenshots)#y'all are killing me with these notes though this was formatted to be like. a 30 note max rant post.

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evercelle · 2 months ago

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"tragedies: the love was there"

#alien stage #mizisua #ivantill #mizitill #ever makes art #okay i lied. i had one more alnst thought. NOW im done for real

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shyflops · 8 months ago

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#flopswords #you really think someone would do that just go on the internet and tell lies?#definitely not my best work but #This Is Fake For The Love Of Fuck #I Made This #Quit Panicking About Your Data Getting Sold

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zillychu · 3 months ago

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everyone sh. shutd up im cooking smthn

#genshin impact #venti #what am i cooking?? no idea #oh this isnt canon? dont care leave me alone #i remember thinking years ago how badass it would be to have to fight all the archons in reverse order once u get to celestia #like. not that they want to. but celestia or the heavenly principles control them not thru the gnosis but thru their thrones #dont. dont think about it too much i do NOT have enough brains to keep up with accurate lore details #i just want to see venti having lied about being the 'weakest' archon. that bitch has a fucking church theres no way. also gap moe is hhh #fitting to have your first major ally end up being a final-ish boss fight #zilly art

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candyje11yfish · 1 month ago

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happy dandadan thursday 💥👽🛸

#mari's art #dandadan #dandadan fanart #dandadan anime #i lied about disappearing for exams i love drawing while not studying!!!!#momo ayase #ayase momo #ken takakura #okarun #turbo granny #momokarun #kind of..#okarun dandadan #dan da dan

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chloesimaginationthings · 6 months ago

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The FNAF Vanessas meet their younger selves..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf vanny #fnaf vanessa #vanessa shelly #vanessa afton #fnaf movie #security breach #fnaf fanart #MORE SCENE VANNY 🩵🩵🩵#also this is a semi sequel to the Mikes ver I made #seeing I think the Vanessas deserve the funny too 😤#I like to think Vanny would tell her younger self white lies #she knows at that age she just wanted to know life would get better for her #seeing teen her was stuck living with her awful father #Vanessa’s life does get hard again as an adult but.. SINCE HW2 I think she’s in a better place #finally stood up to her abuser and all so it does get better #WHILE MOVIE VANESSA …#bit more manic here BAHAH #listen if younger Vanessa loosen screws on her fathers suit #would anyone even know 🙏🏾#she could get away with it-#Movie Vanessa of course would want to prevent things anyway she can #the Afton kids always being a lil crazy is so real

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kazodus · 5 months ago

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came to me in a dream

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arsenicpanda · 1 year ago

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FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S (2023)

#fnaf #fnafedit #Five Nights at Freddy's #fnaf movie #matpat #fnaf movie spoilers #fnaf spoilers #fyeahmovies #filmedit #gifs*#arsenicpandacreates #this LYING LIAR WHO LIES acted like he WASN'T IN THE MOVIE alskjflskjf #yes I DID stop watching to make this gif set what of it?#also I do not like this coloring but also I'm sick of looking at it and want to sleep soooooo #there is NO COLOR in this scene I SWEAR TO GOD #you would not BELIEVE the vibrancy + saturation it took to get it to this bland point #and any further started causing problems booooooo

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jojaxcola · 12 days ago

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Sam has really grown up since I left. He's a man now. I wish I could've been there for him.

#stardew valley #stardew valley fanart #sdv sam #sdv kent #sdv jodi #my art #long post #in the winter star post i lied #this will be my last piece of the year!!#hehe #i had a lot of fun drawing crayon kent in that one #that i wanted to do it again #i was inspired by a certain scene in arcane season 2 episode 6 #love love love the art style there #jojamart mockumentary is in the works too!!#the crew is setting up some cameras in 1 river road

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fayfaygoes · 15 days ago

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I am sorry I am still shock

But I am in awe too

ZAYNE IS SUCH A GENTLEMAN

The way even as him "loses control" he is protecting her from discomfort.

Topping her over but making sure the edge of table doesn't hurt her in impact

Throwing the books away so SHE can sit comfortably

Because to him that is more important than any books

Pushing her against the wall but putting his hand first for her head to hit on

Also shoving glass away if you consider how that would be uncomfortable for both parties

it’s the way Zayne is always prioritising MCs comfort to ensure she doesn’t get hurt or feel any discomfort.

It was never him acting out of character . He is still the gentleman he would be in any other given moments omfg zayne

ZAYNE THE MAN YOU ARE .

#love and deepspace #its fay speaking #zayne #lads zayne #l&ds zayne #dr zayne #love and deep space zayne #doctor zayne #li shen #lnd zayne #i love him #I LOVE HIM SO MUCH #ZAYNEZAYNEZAYNEZAYNEZAYNE

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arcanegifs · 1 month ago

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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS (2021 - 2024): Caitlyn "Rizzlord" Kiramman

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lotus-pear · 9 months ago

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lore accurate double black battle scene

#count your fucking blessings dazai #me when me when me when i #me when i.........#listen i'm normally very respectful (lies) BUT THERE IS JUST SOMETHING ABOUT NAKAHARA CHUUYA #not the biggest fan of men but they popped off with him #bitches will be like “ride or die?” how about i ride until i die #ANYWAY-#bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #nakahara chuuya #chuuya nakahara #soukoku #skk #lotus draws

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kyri45 · 2 months ago

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AND THE CROWD (me) GOES CRAZYYYYYYYYYY

Can you believe I had to wait 5 MONTHS to draw my baby Nezha????

Shadowpeach Bio Parent AU (PREV / FIRST / NEXT

Next part is coming November 24th, 1PM ET

#are you telling me that now I have to draw li jing 4 store house every time?#my art #kyri45 #comic #lmk #lego monkie kid #lmk fanart #lego monkie kid fanart #lmk season 5 #lmk shadowpeach #shadowpeach bio parents au #lmk mk #lmk qi xiaotian #monkey mk #monkey qi xiaotian #lmk art #nighttime coming #lmk nezha #lmk li jing

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lgbtlunaverse · 1 year ago

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Nothing will dispell the "the curtains were just blue" myth faster than writing something yourself, because the amount of pretentious symbolism i am putting in my silly little fanfics is ridiculous. I mean SO much with these words, literally every single one of them. This fic has twenty five typos and zero correct uses of punctuation but if there's curtains you bet your ass I put thought into what colour they were.

#writing #fic writing #like this is stuff i'm doing for fun with my perfectionism meter turned down as far as i can get it #and i am still thinking about it A LOT #talk to me about how in red string fic jgy perceives the memory block both as syrup and as mud but nmj thinks it feels like blood #it's just a thing in their heads that mentally feels kind of thick and sticky but they both made something different of it #it's about issues with cleanliness / lies as a way to craft an illusion of a better lopking world vs the constant violence nmj lives in

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creekfiend · 29 days ago

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something that drives me insane on a relatively regular basis as a body jewelry understander is talking to people who have sensitive skin who are like "oh well I just can't wear any earrings without my ears getting inflamed" and I say "well what have you tried" and they say "well I've tried sterling silver and I've tried gold..." and it's like. ok. I don't know how gold and sterling somehow got spun by the jewelry industry as being especially good for sensitive skin but whenever I'm like "well have you tried implant grade titanium" they're always like "no....... but I've tried sterling silver... and it didn't work ..." like. I don't know how this narrative about sterling silver somehow got so strong but when they put pins in your fucking legs when you snap your leg in half are those pins made of sterling silver or are they made of implant grade titanium or surgical steel????????? HELLO. HI. YOU MIGHT BENEFIT FROM TRYING IMPLANT GRADE TITANIUM I AM JUST SAYING

#if I have had this conversation with you. I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at whoever lied to you about various metals.#look I completely understand if your body happens to think that your piercing is an open wound for two decades #I have been there.#and I promise you the answer. is implant grade titanium.#there are many solutions to this problem one of them is implant grade titanium the other is surgical steel sometimes.#the other is sometimes if you can stretch the piercing to like... 10g #you can put a surgical grade silicone sleeve in there and then you can use cheaper metals for earrings #because they will not be touching your flesh they will be touching the silicone sleeve.#anyway the point is #someone should pay me to be some sort of piercing advisor.#there has been a lot of progress made in the area of body safe metals in the last 50 years is the thing #and we are fortunate enough to live now and not 50 years ago.#the mainstream jewelry industry has not exactly caught up with this.

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