#flopswords

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cannot get over how much the spaceworld demo versions of raikou/entei/suicune look like some teenager's wolf ocs i love them

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women are always saying this to me

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"bunnies don't get collared" oh really well checkmate atheists:

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making the guy mugging me hella uncomfortable by moaning way too loud whenever the knife gets close to me

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least favourite thing is when i try to look up a word definition and it's just "of or relating to [Different Tense]" like cmon. now you're just being obnoxious

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website rn

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Gengar gaining and then subsequently losing Levitate is so funny to me bc it's literally about coinflip odds between Gengar Is Immune To Earthquake and Gengar Explodes And Dies Because Earthquake if you don't know which game you're playing

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the author's barely disguised mimikyu

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a dress is a tube you can put cute boys into

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Dichotomy between magic the gathering blue mages and final fantasy blue mages is kind of funny to me actually.

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pronouns in bio but they're written as a tierlist

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