#flopswords

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im always doing this

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cannot get over how much the spaceworld demo versions of raikou/entei/suicune look like some teenager's wolf ocs i love them

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this email could have been an egirl instead

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The Princess Bride (novel) by William Goldman is 89,426 words. if a picture were actually worth a thousand words, then translating the novel The Princess Bride into a movie would require approximately 90 images, which, at 24 frames per second, would cause the movie in question to last 3 and 3/4 seconds

however, in reality, The Princess Bride (movie)'s runtime is one hour and thirty-eight minutes. so clearly these images are not so efficient. 98 minutes of movie at 24 frames per second is 141,120 frames of movie, which suggests that the average frame is in fact worth Less than one word.

clearly the value of images was overinflated by marketing executives at Big Image, presumably in order to sell more images

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cis dude in a warhammer discord i'm in (yes yes "neeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdddddddddddddd" i get it) just invoked the idea of a "glados land raider" and i don't know what image he was trying to conjure or what that means to him but as a girl and a faggot with a thing for mean women all i can think of is a tank with some kind of elaborate fucked up psychosexual thing going on with one of its crew and that's just. a lot. in a way i really can't articulate to like. Anyone Else In That Server. so you're hearing about it here

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just got fired from the boardgame factory for convincing the meeples to unionize

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just learned that banjo tooie speedruns have two categories, any% (self explanatory) and cheato% (which is any% but you can use cheats) and my favorite thing about this is that the any% record is currently faster than the cheaty any% record. can't make this shit up

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women are always saying this to me

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desperately resisting the urge to tell everyone in its general proximity about the three thousand dollar umbreon card voice hey how's it going

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"bunnies don't get collared" oh really well checkmate atheists:

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making the guy mugging me hella uncomfortable by moaning way too loud whenever the knife gets close to me

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rob zombie goes to dig through the ditches only to discover they are full of wizards, sorcerers, and other assorted non-witch magic-users, and gets visibly kinda upset before leaving

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least favourite thing is when i try to look up a word definition and it's just "of or relating to [Different Tense]" like cmon. now you're just being obnoxious

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it is once again my tranniversary. as of today i have been on estrogen for six slutty, slutty years.

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

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