#i lied im feral

[afrozendom]

Listening to Zelda music to try and remain calm while i do work but all i can think about is holding someone under me and biting and kissing them slowly until neither of us can handle it anymore and have sex until the sun rises (im very calm and totally not hard as a rock rn)

(tags, dni, and pronouns underneath this)

She/her and fem terms ONLY

MINORS AND AGELESS BLOGS DNI!! YOU WILL BE BLOCKED

[zaphodkilledthespeedforce]

It's been an entire 2 days since Hozier's Eat Your Young dropped and I'm being Very Normal about it still

[hiccupshypotheticalleftsock]

the way he’s looking off into the distance like ‘she’s mine again’

[undefeatablesin]

I was consumed by the need to see P in that incredible mask from Lisrim's original music video lmao 💫

[kawaiichibiart]

So...

The new VBS 3DMV :)

I'm perfectly normal about it :)

Perfectly.

Normal.

:)

[ailius-suffers-through-art]

🌸 Falling into you 🌸

[ne0nic]

I'm so normal about them 🥰

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[struggling-jpg]

Link Click S2 Episode 12 being named "Can't Live Without a Good Brother" fundamentally changed me as a person

[maxthesillyy]

HOW ARE WE FEELING TODAY FOLKS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[vampiremourning]

anyway as soon as i pry myself off this couch im gonna share some screenshots of bg3 protags on my sideblog. just gotta like. reach the desk first.

[baby-xemnas]

if one more person mentions bepo fucking law when in a rut im gonna draw him being a sub in a horrible heat locked in law's cabin for a week. you are on thin fucking ice

[miscreantahead]

mad bc I dont care about stuff i know I can get lots of content of and only care about stuff i cant

[drop--pop--candy]

SIFFRIN DANCING. SIFFRIN DANCING. I AM SO ABNORMAL I AM GOING TO GO BONKERS RN. HEY GUYS DO U KNOW. WHO ELSE. DANCES. HI GUYS. HEY GUYS. SYMBOLISM,,,, MUSIC BOX SYMBOLISM,,,,,,,,,,,, DANCING AND SPINNING,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, AUGHHHHHHH FALLS OVER AND PASSES OUT

[amiharana]

fe3h revalink au. i don't actually have a full-fledged thought for this one but i'm imagining byleth!link and edelgard!revali, and the [FE3H SPOILERS] scene where you kill edelgard in the verdant wind route and the quotes "your path lies across my grave" and the "i wanted... to walk with you..."

revali, who won't back down for what he believes is right even though he didn't foresee how the war he started would destroy the country, and link, who wants to save him but knows that even if revali loves him, he won't back down from his beliefs. revali who begs link to kill him when link gets the edge on him during their final battle, because if link wants to fix this country then it will depend on him taking revali down.

"well, then? claim your victory," revali grunts, barely able to hold himself up with his bow. if link doesn't kill him now, the blood loss will kill revali first. "strike me down. you must!"

"i can't," link whispers, blue eyes wide and teary. it almost catches revali off-guard; he's never seen link break like this. link, who is always stony-faced and expressionless, whose eyes are now full of tears, the grip on his sword with the barest tremble. this isn't how he wanted to see link cry for the first time... "revali..."

"even now," revali says, gritting his teeth, "people across this land are killing each other. if you do not act now, this conflict..." he winces, the pain flaring all over his torso. link twitches, nearly jumping forward to reach for revali. "... will go on, forever."

he looks up at link. the little hylian is crying freely now, face morphed into a look of anguish. revali's gut tightens, in pain, in regret. he wishes it wouldn't have to end like this, but he refuses to back down now. it's too late for him anyway...

"your path... lies across my grave," revali barely manages. "it is time for you to find the courage to walk it."

"no, revali," link whispers, tears continuing to pour down his cheeks. "we can fix this together, just come with me, please—"

"if i must fall," revali cuts him off, breathing heavily and shutting his eyes, "then let it be by your hand." he forces himself to open his eyes again and look up at link. "please, link. this is the only way."

"i won't," link says, wiping furiously at his eyes. he staggers forward towards revali, his sword falling from his grip as he kneels before revali and cradles his face. "this can't be the only way, we can still save hyrule together, our paths can still be parallel, please, revali—"

but it's too late. revali supposes he still fell by link's sword; this final battle between him and link did a number on him, and there wouldn't have been any way he could survive it with the amount of injuries he has sustained, regardless. link was always an incredible fighter. he wraps an arm around link and pulls him close, inhaling the scent of his once-lover for the last time. link throws his arms around revali's neck, desperately holding him tight.

then, revali pulls away and presses his lips to link's forehead. "i wanted... to walk with you..." he whispers, exhaling finally and his grip loosening. with link in his arms as he takes his final breath, revali is finally at peace now.

link realizes a second too late that those were revali's last words, revali's last breath, revali's last embrace, and he screams. link howls and shouts and wails, holding revali's body, not caring that his armor is seeping with blood or that his body is heavy and sore. he begs, calling for mipha or zelda to heal, for anyone to help, for the goddesses not to take his revali from him.

link sobs, holding revali's body tightly rocking back and forth. he did this, he killed revali. and perhaps it was a necessary evil, for the good of hyrule and to end the war, but it's an evil link will never be able to live with, the blood of his lover forever staining and burning his hands with sin.

[kiwikipedia]

Hello what are the samurai remnant li shuwen thoughts (I hope he plays like Extella Li Shuwen)

I HOPE HE PUNCHES SO MANY THINGS YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW EXCITED I AM ABOUT THIS IM AAGXUSGYXGAGUSGD

Though in seriousness, I'm actually very surprised that Li Shuwen (And Circe love Circe too) was chosen to be one of the rouge servant guests. All the others have been fan favorites or flagship Servants (a Tamamo, Cu, Gil (possibly), Arjuna) or new (the mystery Saber) so far, so I would have expected another FSN or FZ or some other flagship Servant, but it's Li Fucking Shuwen the light of my life. my idiot guy who I want to put in situations. My favorite best guy ever.

HOWEVER!

I'm very happy, and very excited. In terms of gameplay, I agree that it would be really fucking cool if he worked like Extra/Extella Li Shuwen did as an Assassin, because yk punching things and stuff, BUT I would be just as pleased if it turned out that this Li Shuwen is a Lancer or, hell, we get a Berserker form that's not corrupted by Julius forcing Li into a new class and thus somewhat corrupting and corroding him.

It looks like he might be wearing traditional clothes too, under his jacket instead of the gray uniform he wears in FGO, so the fact that we'll likely be getting a somewhat new design is very exciting to me too. I hope he has eye make-up though, because that is very hot and it's what we deserve.

irl reactions below

[safyresky]

if crystal springs was an animated thing i would 100% learn to make amvs and my first cs amv would be twin princes to believer by imagine dragons. no i will not elaborate