#i lied no im not

[hiccupshypotheticalleftsock]

the way he’s looking off into the distance like ‘she’s mine again’

[evercelle]

"tragedies: the love was there"

[samble-moved]

post itself

false flags

trans/adjacent tags

accessibility features

tumblr live post (thanks for the link, @problemnyatic)

flashing / strobing / lights

unblockable flashing ad

buying ad free

staff @/macmanx guilt trip

list of staff + more issues

[hornetstabber]

zionist reblog simulator

[lxnarphase]

i love men who cry when they eat pussy because it's just so good. you smell so sweet and taste like heaven, tears dripping down his face as he whines and whimpers and moans.

he's so pitiful, hiccupping into your sticky slit, a messy mixture of spit and cum as he begs you to cum again on his tongue, promising it'll be the last one and then he'll fuck you.

but he's such a liar that's addicted to your sweet, honeyed cunt, and he can't help himself but suck on your puffy clip, sobbing as he cums messily into his boxers. so so pitiful, but so so cute.

"please, baby, jus' a few more? m' so in love with your pussy, s' so good, givin' me s'much, fuck, please? please cum more, i-i can't live without your cunt, can't live without your sticky lil' pussy, baby."

thinkin' of: gojo, choso, bokuto, atsumu, koganegawa, hinata

[inkskinned]

the thing is there's like, a point of oversaturation for everything, and it's why so many things get dropped after a few minutes. and we act like millennials or gen z kids "have short attention spans" but... that's not quite it. it's more like - we did like it. you just ruined it.

capitalism sees product A having moderate success, and then everything has to come out with their "own version" of product A (which is often exactly the same). and they dump extreme amounts of money and environmental waste into each horrible simulacrum they trot out each season.

now it's not just tiktokkers making videos; it's that instagram and even fucking tumblr both think you want live feeds and video-first programming. and it helps them, because videos are easier to sneak native ads into. the books coming out all have to have 78 buzzwords in them for SEO, or otherwise they don't get published. they are making a live-action remake of moana. i haven't googled it, but there's probably another marvel or starwars something coming out, no matter when you're reading this post.

and we are like "hi, this clone of project A completely misses the point of the original. it is soulless and colorless and miserable." and the company nods and says "yes totally. here is a different clone, but special." and we look at clone 2 and we say "nope, this one is still flat and bad, y'all" and they're like "no, totally, we hear you," and then they make another clone but this time it's, like, a joyless prequel. and by the time they've successfully rolled out "clone 89", the market is incredibly oversaturated, and the consumer is blamed because the company isn't turning a profit.

and like - take even something digital like the tumblr "live streaming" function i just mentioned. that has to take up server space and some amount of carbon footprint; just so this brokenass blue hellsite can roll out a feature that literally none of its userbase actually wants. the thing that's the kicker here: even something that doesn't have a physical production plant still impacts the environment.

and it all just feels like it's rolling out of control because like, you watch companies pour hundreds of thousands of dollars into a remake of a remake of something nobody wants anymore and you're like, not able to afford eggs anymore. and you tell the company that really what you want is a good story about survival and they say "okay so you mean a YA white protagonist has some kind of 'spicy' love triangle" and you're like - hey man i think you're misunderstanding the point of storytelling but they've already printed 76 versions of "city of blood and magic" and "queen of diamond rule" and spent literally millions of dollars on the movie "Candy Crush Killer: Coming to Eat You".

it's like being stuck in a room with a clown that keeps telling the same joke over and over but it's worse every time. and that would be fine but he keeps fucking charging you 6.99. and you keep being like "no, i know it made me laugh the first time, but that's because it was different and new" and the clown is just aggressively sitting there saying "well! plenty of people like my jokes! the reason you're bored of this is because maybe there's something wrong with you!"

[telanadasvhenan]

[emerynn-art]

was feeling kinda down this morning so i drew max six times and that seemed to do the trick

[arcanegifs]

ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x01 - “Heavy is the Crown” ↳ "She said if every Enforcer had a heart like yours, we could take on Noxus itself."

[tekstelart]

I had a caption for this but I lost it oops

[ca-3]

something something, maybe Sumi shouldn't have been in P5S 😔💔 /hj

Collection of Sapporo based comics that spawned goofy doodles too... because people's twt comments make me laugh

[ovegakart]

NONE OF THESE MFS CAN DRIVE

[rassicas]

splatoon fandom: please. someone please translate the marina acht story. please me: now hold on. wouldn't you guys rather read a boring newspaper article about the development of crableg capital. because i would

[captainsharkspeare]

i loved the part when eugenie made them a kitty harness

[asterixer]

Ass kicking outfit

[ruubesz-draws]

A very cool guy from Fortnite

(I'm sorry...)

So that was a f*cking lie...