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let's fuck shit up and have buck get hurt but specifically because he pushes eddie out of the way
buck self-sacrificing connoisseur "i was just the guy standing there when it happened who couldn't do anything to protect him" gets to do something about it this time, gets to step in front of the line of fire or sees the path of a car to push eddie out of the way (foreshadowed by him pushing gerrard out of the way and denny saving mara) and finally actually give his life to save someone he loves, to save his family
eddie denying himself joy trying to find an adequate punishment for everything he's ever done only to finally let himself off the hook, finally allow himself to let go and find joy for himself only to then be faced with the ultimate punishment, losing his partner all over again, only this time it is his fault it's all his fault how could he think he could have this, how could he think he deserves something good, he has to save him, he has to he can't die he can't
#911#911 abc#9-1-1#buddie#911 speculation#evan buckley#eddie diaz#911 show#giggling and kicking my feet at the potential emotional turmoil#this is essentially an updated version of my rope rescue idea lmao#buck sacrificing himself specifically to save eddie#i just know it'd eat#they lay on the hospital bed together afterwards and make each other promise to never do that shit again#🥰🥰#mine
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Prompt 299
Hear me out- Ghosts have wings. They have wings, which are affected by their cores, and can make them disappear from sight if they want or need to. You got that? Good.
Ecto-contaminated people? Don’t have wings. Liminals and Halfas, who have developed cores? Do have wings, and they can’t hide said wings, because unlike ghosts? Their bodies are physical living flesh.
Now Gotham? Ecto-contaminated, there’s no doubt about it. The amount of portals that have been opened there and death pits and death cults… yeah it’d be surprising if it wasn’t. But again, no one really notices, because at most? Most just get a bit of eyeshine.
The Bats however? Oh man are they freaking out when they wake up with aches in their back and feathers starting to poke through their skin. Curse? Nope! Welcome to Liminality, enjoy the second puberty of wings, emotion-sharing, fangs, claws, and whatever else you might develop- also enjoy the whole eating fear thing. (Wait, the what-)
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Liminal Batfamily#Except for Jason who is straight up a Halfa#Halfa Jason#Comes out from the Pits with massive fuckin wings bursting wide from his back#Which is hilariously how the batfam figure out that Red Hood is Jason almost immediately when he returns to Gotham#And Jason is so wrong-footed the first time he gets utterly slammed with the rest of the fam’s emotions and utter Joy at him being Alive#Jason has albatross-shaped wings that have protruding bones & a glittering underside like an explosion or falling star#In human form they’re more naturalistic red-brown colors with black & white patterning#Bruce’s wings are massive black ones that fade to a gray on the top like a moving shadow#Dick’s is deep blues & flickering stars & dust#Do you see my vision#Shadow Core Bruce#Star Core Jason#Storm Core Dick#Wind Core Tim#Shadow Core Damian#Light Core Cass#Sun Core Duke#Sea Core Steph#Earth Core Barbara#yes this includes metals#yes Steph can control water & paints & has canisters full of glitter water for mischief#Remind me to describe the others’ wings#because I am worried about running out of tags or Tumblr eating them lol#but also imagine ghost chirp au too#And it could even be before the JL have formed or it could be after#But if it's before JL form or early JL I just think it'd be funny if they only know Batman with wings lol
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Hey y'all! My brother is going to be briefly cat sitting for our mom soon, and I think it would be funny to hide dozens of tiny ducks/turtles/whatever around her house, but I have never lived with a cat and I am kinda concerned about the cat eating them wait to be clear, not real ducks or turtles, I mean like mini rubber duckie type things Anyway, do you have cat advice? Minimum size to prevent cat eating it, what material should they be made of, things like that? A place to buy them? edit: I hadn't been planning on normal size rubber ducks, I'd been planning on the super mini ones that are like half an inch to an inch long, but it sounds like there's a chance the cat could eat those? Like, not likely, but possible. If not rubber duckies, what other small thing could I hide around my mom's house for her to be finding for weeks to come? Plastic coins? Ball pit balls?
#the person behind the yarn#I genuinely think my mom would be delighted finding them#we kinda did this before she moved in#because we had the keys to her place so we could let in the repair guy and handle deliveries#so we got some mr potato heads and hid them aroun their house and accidentally startled the heck out of the repair dude#because my sister found where we had hid them and re-hid them#and put one at the top of the ladder/stairs to the attic and then there was an AC issue#so the AC guy pulled down the attic access just to see a mr potato head staring at him#anyway I know mr potato head is big enough the cat can't eat it but I think it'd be fun to hide smaller things EVERYWHERE lol
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horrendously sick and twisted btw
#IT TEARS ME UP TO THINK ABOUT THE METEOR INCIDENT. I AM GENUINELY TORMENTED BY IT#slipping through his fingers.#it's crazy they were actually crazy for the whole meteor thing whoever thought of it needs to financially compensate NOW#i love you so much ill break every rule if it'd mean you'd be happy with me. run away with me#here i am im setting you free im giving you everything you want. could i be part of that? could i be part of what you want#till slips through ivan's fingers. world has now completely shifted#and he can't even be mad. not properly#because this is why he loves till in the first place. he just cant give up on what he cares about. he'll never stop fighting for it#ivan smiles like. this is why it's you#a lot has been said about the meteor scene already but that doesnt stop me from going insane over it#freedom means nothing if till isn't there with me WHAT IF I SHOOK YOU LIKE A RATTLE BOY#ivan was well off. he was eating at feasts. given fine clothes. groomed clean and celebrated for his achievements#yet he was willing to throw it all away#thinking about how they'd probably live on the streets again. struggle to get by on their own as lost little children#their lives would be closer to the one ivan lived in the slums#except the difference would be till. back then he had nothing. if till ran with him he'd have everything#and yet till turns and runs the other way and ivan follows him because of course he does. theres nothing else he'd rather do#any kind of suffering is worth it as long as its for you#till is stubborn. he's persistent. he can't let go.#well fortunately (or unfortunately) so is ivan. incredibly persistent#so here we go again. back in this prison brushing past one another knowing we almost had it all#I WILL GRAB YOU BY THE BOWLCUT AND WRING YOU AROUND LIKE A JOYSTICK BOY!!!!#YOU MAKE ME ILL!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!#alnst#alien stage#alien stage ivan#random ramble sorry i have Feelings
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oh, i'm absolutely deleting this, but - and i'm saying this with a beet red face - i've made so many jokes about my voices being cute girls and shoujo characters that i've been wondering if anyone would be interested in like, a dating sim with them...? it'll probably be more story-focused than anything romantic but (gestures wildly)
#burying my face in my hands and screaming#its not a concrete idea just yet all i know is that it won't be a swap au like if it eats you#im not even sure if i'll run it like a rpg w/ the tumblr polls or if it'd work better as a cyoa fic#ill just. leave this here. and go shrivel and up die#♡. txt
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For you. And Harding. And everyone we've lost.
*sob sob sob sob sob* it's fine I'm fine I just have to I just need a moment and then I'll be -- *sob sob sob sob sob sob sob sob*
rye 'I want varric back you son of a bitch' ingellvar showing up to the narrative stricken to the core with grief and digging two graves. one for the dread wolf. and another one also for the dread wolf because by the time rye is done with him that fucker is hopefully going to be in several pieces. lucanis hold my shovel for a moment would you I need to commit some acts of grim violence and deep poetic irony (*supportive lucanis voice as rook grabs the fake dagger* go get him rook I've got your shovel). solas I'm sorry I love you but if you were going to pull that shit you probably should have done it to someone a little less like, well. you
#do you think solas started to notice the parallels between him and rye. and didn't quite read ahead to the stuff *he* did after mythal died#who are you that did not know your history even though you lived it my love. I hear it sometimes rhymes#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#varric tethras#oc: Ellaryen Ingellvar#can't deal with how big varric's hand is against rye's elbow btw. if rye ever tried to wear varric's duster#it'd be the length of a normal jacket bordering on crop top territory but it'd still be broad enough in the shoulders#that he'd look like a boy wearing his father's clothes. don't look at me I cannot be perceived in this moment#*devastated you're my dad boogie woogie woogie noises in the background*#listening to all the versions of 'time to go' from stray gods in the background rn. 'I gave everything to watch you go/I know.#but it's time to go'.....#when I do my rose playthrough it's going to be so interesting b/c I think she more consciously recognizes herself in solas#(specifically in his relationship to mythal and hers to viago. or at least what she really would want it to be#please please PLEASE let me be your most loyal knight and attack dog I would be so good at it. I know we kill people for money#but that's just like. business I want to give my whole soul to someone. what do you mean no and also eat my vegetables)
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I think of so many stupid shenanigans between Wriothesley and his daughters in the Addison Lee verse. They tell Wriothesley crazy shit all the time, their daddy-daughter secrets, and it drives Neuvillette nuts that Wriothesley won't snitch.
Sigewinne, whispering into his ear: Today at school I punched a boy because he was being mean. I waited until it was recess, and made sure that no one was watching, and I punched him. Everyone knows he is a liar, so noooo one believed him when he cried about it. And Sigewinne is aaaalways a superstar so Mr Vautrin didn't suspect a thing !
Wriothesley, mildly concerned: Uh huh.
Sigewinne: Papa would say Sigewinne has to be nice to everyone, but, Sigewinne thinks bullies need to get punched sometimes, b'cos, b'cos otherwise, they think everyone is just gonna let them be mean
Wriothesley: Y'know what. That's fair
#They tend to play with him more than Neuvillette because he can match their energies#but Neuvillette usually is who they'd run to when they#need calmness and comfort#at night. when they're all asleep. Neuv would pin his husband down and be like. Tell me. Tell me the secrets.#and Wriothesley is like Noooooooo snitches get stitches Neuv#obviously if it's serious he'd let him know. but. if Carole comes up to him and is like daddy I secretly put a roach in Mr Vautrin's lunch#he'd be like. Did he think it was yummy?#and Carole is like aheeheeehee noooo don't be silly !! It was a prank and the roach was plastic so he can't eat it anyway#ingital#also vautrin teaches all 3 of their kids#for like. first grade#so he's basically a family friend at this point#I also have this stupid#scene in my head. the Swear Jar. I imagine like swear words in the Wriollette household is a hotly debated topic. because Daddy say it#aaaaaall the time. And Wriothesley doesn't believe in banning words. He explains it to the kids when they ask but he's like. You can be#just as hurtful. if not more. with words that are not considered 'bad'. You can still be mean without saying fuck. The point is to be nice#and daddy is nice isn't he. even if he says bad words sometimes.#but neuvillette is like No. No Bad Words. It is considered socially inappropriate for your age group. When you are older#you can decide if you want to use them. however. there are some rules in the classroom and I do not want you girls to get into trouble.#if you get into the habit of cursing like your dad. it'd be hard to keep away from them when you are in class. and bad words frighten papa#so. I ask that you ladies do not use them.#but like I don't think. they'd Punish the kids. the swear jar isn't even like. a punishment. it is a swear tax. every time you say bad word#you have to pay the swear tax. and whatever's in the jar gets taken out for ice cream or whatever to make papa feel better#[ this is how wriothesley explain it ]#and it leads to stuff like. The girls being considerate to Neuvillette firstly (he isn't actually all that bothered he's more scared#of the social repercussions for the girls. But they think he's Scared Of All Bad Words)#so they'd be like. papa cover your ears. I am going to say frightening words. FUCK YOU TIMMY. and then they pay their swear tax#and when Wriothesley curse in front of Neuvillette. the girls are like stop it. you will frighten papa. pay the swear tax NOW#we must acquire the icecream for papa. lest he gets so frightened he runs away forever. and wriothesley is like oh shit yeah that'd be bad#and theyre like DADDY. STOP IT
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was watching springwatch last night and there was a rly cool thing about the capercaillies and trying to help them repopulate via providing carcasses for the pine martens (who were successfully reintroduced) so that they'll eat that and not the capercaillie eggs. and thats very very cool if itll work. also 3 birds 1 stone, because you can use the invasive deer for food, feed the pine martens, and protect capercaillie nests all in one
#i say this knowing pine martens dont eat a huge amount of deers but still. one down. 10000000 to go lol#like and subscribe to kill an overpopulated invasive deer#i hope so bad wolves or lynx get reintroduced because the deer need to be dealt with so bad. aspens are getting eaten !!!#the wolves or lynx (any predators) are good not only for eating the deer but also to keep them moving so they cant just sit in one place#and breed and breed and ravage the native plants#if deer population got under control it'd help restore native scottish habitats .#fuck you england fuck you rich people for destroying the landscape for sport hunting. im going to get you#kiddo say#i saw a pinemarten irl once it was rly cool#watched it for quite a long time
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as fun as it is figuring out the different roles different species could fill in animalia society i forgot a very important role outside of society and that is The Horror. Absolute fucking menace. like yeah most everyone already hunt each other to survive, but these guys act on instinct and without mercy and cannot be reasoned with. they are quite literally animals, and EVERYONE runs from them no matter who you are
may i offer the kingsnake for such an entry!!!! they naturally feed on other snakes and are known to be super active and food driven so i could see their evolution opting for a less civilized route, taking on the body plan of their prey to hunt them more effectively
#THEYRE IMMUNE TO RATTLE VENOM I DID NOT KNOW THIS!!! <-saw a video of a kingsnake eating a rattlesnake#i was originally gonna make king cobras top dogs of society#but since they also eat snakes it'd be cool if they were an EVEN BIGGER beast than kingsnakes#ultimately both can exist i think. it doesnt really matter this is just a cool concept but snake eaters can be people too#there still exists those tiny non humanoid snakes they could probably farm and eat#yay multi-angle worldbuilding!!! :3#artsy voyagr
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i'm super motivated to cook and bake again lately and that means making food people can eat. i don't have a ton of people in my house so i'm thinking about how cute it would be to put extras of things in boxes and set them on a table at the end of my driveway for people to take for free. seems like a win-win tbh
#especially when i'm testing recipes i tend to have a lot of product around and nowhere for it to go#idk i could see it being a lot of fun too. and maybe it'd go somewhere#we don't have a vegan bakery near me and i live in a yuppie college town so something like that would probably do well here#IDK if you've known me for awhile you know how into baking i am and how seriously i take it. i just don't do it much because who will eat#the things i make? i've been told in the past to stop baking because it's wasteful. so i just need to make it not wasteful#and then the problem is solved and i can bake again. thinking....
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Best taste in confidants (Patreon)
#Doodles#Just Desserts#Villainsona#And like tangentially Webkinz but more of a style thing than directly anything actually 'kinz#There Is a cotton candy Webkinz sheep - of course - but I think it looks more like Charm than Taffy anyway haha#There's also the mint-swirl candy sheep! Which looks more like Sweet Pea! Haha#It'd be so fun to have so many of the candy/sweets-themed Webkinz...#Anyway anyway lol starting where it starts#Charm has difficulty making friends And is very impulsive - I wonder if those two things are linked at all lol#So much of her motivation to be a Villain stems from wanting to show off in one form or another#She never quite got the hang of sharing things in a normal healthy way#As evidenced by talking to Taffy instead of another resident lol - she'll get there someday maybe#At least Taffy is a good listener <3 Always there for her#Show Taffy your candles Charm! She might eat them tho so uhh maybe just keep them out of reach lol#Comes home to oddly bite-marked rock candy lol#Taffyyyy#She's so cute all will be forgiven#Her proportions don't quite suit the Webkinz style fully - she's got dainty little hooves!#Charm suits it quite well despite being a humanoid lol#She's got the rounded feetsies for it! JD Residents have like cylindrical legs lol Megaman feet haha#Her tiny little wings are pretty adorable too ♪ Would they be a clothing item or a part of her? Her PSI? Hmm#The beady little eyes are quite cute on her as well haha - she suits big eyes or small eyes! Very versatile#New prescription of glasses that's all - for all they cover of her eyes haha#I could see Charm being a Zum as well... Zharm Zyr lolol#Gigglies tend to be pink but hmm they're kinda ugly pft - I know my favourite is Bratty but they're usually orange! Hmngh#She Suits a Bratty is the problem....#I'll think it over ♪
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if losing weight was simple and obvious we wouldn't have to have teams of nutritionists meticulously crafting weight-loss programs based on taking advantage of extremely specific and obscure biological processes and that still have like a 95% failure rate
#it at least makes sense to me that people who are skinny are gonna be like 'just eat better and exercise more!'#but SO many people who WANT to lose weight who ARE TRYING or HAVE TRIED to lose weight ALSO FEEL LIKE THIS#BRO IF IT WAS POSSIBLE IT'D FUCKING BE POSSIBLE!!!#if I want to get into shape I know I can start working out and building muscle and improving my cardio and that that will work!#because it actually works for people!! because it's a real fucking thing that's possible to do!!#'ohhh you should lose weight' yeah? how's YOUR weight loss journey going mom? since it's so easy and obvious?#and the thing that sucks is that like!! it's just so INTERNALIZED. we've collectively internalized that it IS possible--#so that if we fail that's a Personal Failure to be ashamed of. people don't WANT to believe you can't meaningfully lose weight#for THEMSELVES.#and like... man I dunno I wish I was less fat than this and I should probably be more proactive about NOT gaining MORE weight#but like.... genuinely the FIRST time I read (in a cracked article of all things) that weight loss is proven functionally impossible#I was like OH OKAY PHEW. ONE LESS THING TO FEEL SHAME AND GUILT OVER.#I also wish I wasn't so tall (which also has implications for your health btw) but they don't make cleanse juices for that#yeah losing weight is so easy it's just a matter of willpower which is why we have scientists trying to solve it on a chemical level
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a lot of the talk about Bushnell is reminding me of my "the "mentally ill" have their right to violence revoked" thing again
like. When you're deemed mentally ill, suddenly you must stress how you are more likely to be a victim of violence than a perpetrator to be deemed as human. Because any violence you commit, as a crazy person, is bad. It cannot carry rationale, because you are crazy. If I, as an autistic person, hit someone who was hurting me and got in legal trouble, I can be referred to as just "crazy" instead of as a victim responding to an aggressor. It's an underdiscussed area of dehumanization.
And that's before we talk about intersectionality, and before we talk about how this factors into the idea of ODD, and the "violent" responses patients have to doctors (including those who simply aren't white, and those forced on meds that hurt them, and those resisting sexual assault, and-).
But this is not just interpersonally political, it is political at scale. Black men were targeted by schizophrenia diagnoses during the Civil Rights era (and this is also around when schizophrenia became a "scary" illness). The crazy cannot have valid political criticisms, as a movement (remember that being "crazy" is a vector of oppression abd marginalization) or as individuals in other movements.
Ive seen both the sentiment of "oh Aaron is gonna be slandered as crazy" and exactly what the sentiment warns of- "we can't valorize suicide from the mentally ill". And the first isn't wrong, because society at large does view the "crazy" as lacking political agency, but it's lacking.
Bushnell had been trying very hard to get out of his military contract without being imprisoned at best, while witnessing genocide and knowing he was complicit. He may not have had clinical depression normally, but that would inspire a mental rational response of situational depression (and yes, mental health issues can be a rational response to horrible circumstances). Further, I know of instances of self immolation that WERE done by people who did have long standing mental health issues and were done to protest the treatment they'd experienced that caused them and that resulted from their existence. Mental illness and divergence from the norm is more complicated than just "these people are incapable of rationality, they are incapable of political thought, and they are incapable of agency".
#cipher talk#Aaron Bushnell#Ask to tag#Self immolation#Suicide tw#I'm thinking about how like. Chloe Sagal did what she did to protest how she was treated as a mentally ill trans woman and highlighted#Her mental illness and struggle with homelessness primarily. And it WAS a political protest#The only really. Sensible thing I've seen on this about how it was a suicide was 1) someone pointing out some people may relapse in#Response to this WITHOUT delegitimizing his actions and sharing helpline sources#And 2) another person pointing out it'd be absurd to accuse hunger strikers of promoting eating disorders#Like. You know what I think soldiers who are complicit in genocide probably DO develop mental health problems#And I see the idea that they do used in some pretty batshit ways recently!#But so- so fucking what#Resistance fighters and genocide victims have mental health issues too#Why is it for soldiers ignored or used to dehumanize victims until of the soldiers turns is gun away from them?#What's next am I gonna watch people delegitimize the actions of Palestinian resistance and the Bielskis and fucking#Unistʼotʼen as the actions of people who 'just have mental health issues' and therefore can't be political?#We also have the similar protests of Black people (two in the last 6 months) being swept aside
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shoutout to you giving us the tangtho highlights of the decked out 2 streams
hahaha thank you. I'm far from providing all the highlights because there are simply Too Many. that I just don't post about all of them. but hooo boy are the tangtho enjoyers living well right now!!
#like. it's the little things like#etho's “don't you giggle at me”#*and etho laughing a lot at tango's bdubs short joke :')#it's all just A Lot. there are so many great little moments between them at the moment haha it's great they're very fun#and sweet#you know it'd also be fun to collect some past ones too but who has the time haha#but for example I think during season 8 on a stream tango was asked what his favourite thing about season 7 was#and he thought about it. and he said becoming better friends with etho#like#that's so sweet#anyway sdfghj thank you for the ask! I appreciate people being here with me too#also reminder that everyone and anyone can please word vomit and post and art about tangtho whenever they like sdfghj#I for one will eat it all up <3#decked out 2#hermitcraft#tango tek#tangotek#ethoslab#etho#tangtho#hermitshipping#asks
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((I think I still have a few things in the queue left, but aside from that, I might take a small break for a few hours or the rest of the day. Idk. Maybe it's just me being hungry, or it's my abandonment insecurities spiking on here again. Idk
I'll try and force myself to eat something. Idk. Sorry for the negativity.))
#muneo talks#neo on mobile#((considered writing my thoughts out but then decided against it bc it'd just be a burden. no one would care to read it))#((been in these tags for 30 mins trying to figure what to say and keep deleting it all bc I just feel guilty for being sad and hurt))#((I'll go and eat food and try to calm my anxious mind. we'll see. I just don't know))#((maybe I'll bounce back quickly or not. I don't know. It's been years since I've been like this. I don't know what triggered this))
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Hey y’all! Does anyone else have issues with beetles flying into their hair? I have short hair, and went on a walk with four relatives who all have longer hair today. None of them had any beetles even attempt to fly into their hair. I had three beetles hit my head at high speed (for a beetle). The last beetle I brushed out of my hair with my hand and let it crawl on my hand so I could show my niece a cool beetle, and the darn thing bit me! It didn’t do any damage or even hurt very much but still! The audacity! lol Idk if it’s the hair length or the fact that my shampoo has lemon juice in it* but uh. I am very confused. These are like 1/2 to 3/4″ long beetles. I would like them to stop attempting to merge with my scalp. *citrus is one of the few smells I can usually tolerate with my asthma and it smells nice
#the person behind the yarn#bug mention#beetle mention#I told my niece that I guessed it was because the beetles thought my hair looked like grass#but I'm pretty sure that's not true? idk though#idk that much about beetles#a wasp flew around my niece and scared her and I told her it was okay#the wasp wouldn't hurt her it was just checking to see if she was a flower that it could eat#and once it figured out she isn't a flower it'd leave#and then she calmed down and was like 'the wasp is silly I'm not a flower!'#I told her it was little and its brain was even littler so it didn't know she wasn't a flower just on looking#(I'm aware that's like...not quite true but also she's five)
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