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hey there my loves! <3
aside from the poll i also wanted to thank all of you for showing so much support to my writing! It makes me really happy that you guys like what I post!
cause like i am blocked because i have +10 different ideas on my head and iâm going crazy⊠so what would you guys want to read?
~Kats, who will never choose to go to sleep before staring deeply at her drafts while listening to mitski :P
#my mind is going places#i just dont know where yet#help lol#katsâ đïž moments#stray kids#stray kids x reader#stray kids fluff#stray kids smut#stray kids angst#stray kids ot8#stray kids scenarios
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Collection of Verse Hub Posts.
All Main verses follow straight from the bio and headcanons, they will not usually have a hub post. Links will be added as hub posts are created. This post will be edited over time - please check back.
AKIO.
Main: Overwatch           Â
ANUBIS.
Main: Undercity
Apex Legends
TBA: Overwatch?
ELISIEL.
Main: Mythos
KEISUKE.
Main: BNHA
TBA: Modern Hero? Marvel/DC? The Boys?
KILLIAN.
Main: The Tomorrow People
Mythos / Modern
LUCHE.
Main: Normal
Traitor Route
MEL.
Main: Mythos
TTP
Highschool AU
Genpact AU
Overwatch AU
Modern Verse AU
MIYOKO.
Main: BNHA
TBA: Modern Hero? Marvel/DC? The boys?
PROTEUS.
Main: Mythos
RAVID.
Main: Star Wars
Undercity
Overwatch
Apex Legends
Inquisitorius AU
TBA: Modern Verse
TBA: Genpact
TAE-MI.
Main: Overwatch
Undercity
THANATOS.
Main: Mythos
ZAER.
Main: Original / Star Wars
#verses.#inventory.#this is mostly for me to find these links later#but also can be used by yall#i think i'll link it somewhere#i just dont know where yet#long post for ts
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Brozone reunion concepts for this little thing based on this ask
As stated in the ask idk fully how this moment would go, this concept was mostly building off the premise presented within the ask :D
Bonus:
#my art#trolls#dreamworks trolls#trolls 3#trolls au#n2 au#trolls john dory#trolls clay#trolls poppy#trolls branch#trolls bruce#trolls floyd#brozone#look at them so silly#in the original script i had accidentally wrote John calling Bruce by his preferred name and i was like#he dont know it yet smh#and had to change it back to spruce#which is where the line 'its bruce but imma let it slide'#comes from#i dont think John in the movie and within this purposefully misnames him#i think its just like a force of habit#and its just harder for him to realize hes saying it wrong until hes corrected#cuz you see he doesnt really get mad when corrected he just gets confused the first time#and then just keeps forgetting after#which i think also was from his mindset of#'im the oldest im not allowed to change' so its like#his brains blocking out the change of spruce to bruce#this is unrelated to the comic as a whole it was just the on the spot thoughts i had while typing#but yeah#itd be a touching reunion for sure!
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Who's the "real" me?
+ some references for the Rise-related things I included <3
#im reaaaally happy with this one hehe i had fun putting the stuff from different things shes had/worn#i feel like ppl overlook the massive identity crisis & the accompanying depression & internal conflict rise is going through during the gam#like shes trying to figure out who she is seperate from her idol image (which she constantly still clings to despite her insistance that sh#s done with it bc she does still crave that recognition and attention she got from that position. she literally breaks down crying when her#manager tells her kanami has taken her acting role and is more-or-less set to take her spot now)#and then she also struggles with finding what she wants to do with herself now that she doesnt have showbiz to worry about#i think she kinda unintentionally uses the investigation as an anchor for her to hold onto#something to keep her busy in the absence of the hustling idol life#and then she also like. again she keeps clinging to the idol image and the associated bubbly-ness and bold flirtation#because thats the ''her'' ppl liked#i dont think the way she acts during the game is ENTIRELY an act theres definitely a lot of her true self in it too#but she does have a lot of moments where she leans more heavily into the bubbly & flirty cutie act#her sl shows that for all that she wanted to retire from showbiz she isnt really ready just yet#bc she did actually enjoy being an idol. she did enjoy being able to reach out to people in this way & to finally have ppl like & accept he#the problem is she doesnt know who ''she'' is at this point#im rambling but u get my point. yeah. yeah#rise..............#rise kujikawa#persona#persona 4#p4#art#my art#xanders art#digital art#fan art
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consumed by the inevitable
#messyr#you know- I kept thinking: One day. The cage will be open but I feel like I'll stay. Because if I run- I'd wind up dead from their bullet#so I just- tend to- follow as much as I want to rebel and put sense into this fuckass household. I hate seeing the others in pain as well#and it hurts more that it feels like I can NEVER be the one to break this cycle of abuse- when I knew from the start- when I knew too much#but here I am ending up like the rest of them- helpless and unable to do jackshit about the situation. I cant say or do anything at all!#I dont want to end up like them- if anything I want to BREATHE- i want all of us to LIVE without this pain that has existed for generations#I want to help so bad no matter how much I know I am unloved.#no matter how much hate i carry- no matter how much burden- Underneath it all- I'm devoted to them- that's how fucked up I am#i know i'll never be enough. I know how often I think of death and wish it.#But I have a dream to achieve and I am not planning to die until I reach it. Not yet. If pain is where I strive best then so be it.#doodle#vent art#artists on tumblr#bpd#toxic behavior#learned helplessness
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idk how i want to draw him yet and not ready to make a srs attempt but here's a bad kdj phone doodle lolđ¶đ»
#orv#kim dokja#omniscient reader's viewpoint#my art#oh yeah i didnt have ref for this fkdnfn was going off memory of the last (first) time i drew him#i cant do a serious attempt tho bc i havent read the novel so i dont have a clear image of him in my head yet...#(dont want to just copy the webtoon design hastily... if it matches my image thats fine but... idk yet)#my main opinion on the webtoon design is he's too hot/ikemen tho KFJDKDJ (this is what i thought since the beginning)#its like BONES mp100 anime reigen.... kdj is like manga reigen to me /j#but who knows maybe if i catch kdj brainrot i too will start drawing him like a kpop idol out of affection...đ€·đ»ââïž#like the webtoon artist prob draws kdj pretty bc they love him sm#just like how i draw jys pretty bc of my brainrot...#so who knows maybe that will happen to me toođ€·đ»ââïž time will tell#my main opinion on webtoon yjh (no one asked): CUTE BUT WHERES THE T1TTY BEL- *voice muffled as i get dragged away*#(copied most of these tags from twit too lazy to retype the commentary)#EDIT: i call him reigen jokingly bc theyre abt the same age but#kdj is also mob core to me....#in that theyre both protags that dont look flashy and look more like extras/'mob charas'#yet r irrevocably unequivocably the protags of their respective stories#(just as everyone is the protag of your own life! sieze ur narrative! etcetcđ€)#also. both black haired bowlcut havers KJDJS#kdj is reigen coded (derogatory) and mob coded (POS)#hes also a 'con man like reigen..... yep hes def still reigen coded
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WHEREVER YOU WANNA GO, THATâS FINE WITH ME â MEGUMI FUSHIGUROÂ
cw mentioned/talks about death but not like⊠in a serious way đ this whole thing is very unserious and stupid itâs just a thought i couldnât get out of my head, megumi being⊠megumi, f2l but whatâs new, also inspired by some clip from a tv show iâve seen on tt but idk the name of it, if you do pls let me know
you ask megumi you make one of those marriage pacts with youâthat if neither of you are married by thirty-five, you two will get married to each otherâand he just hums for a moment before asking, âdo you think iâll be better suited for marriage at thirty-five?â
âwhat? nâi donât know? maybe? it just seems like an appropriate age to get married if youâre not already, thatâs all,â you explain.
more humming. he blinks, âi donât think iâll be all that different at thirty-five.â
âwell, thatâs concerning,â you joke, âyouâre supposed to changeâgrow a little bit as a person and all that, megumi. even you are capable of it.â
âi wonât want anything different out of a marriage at thirty-five than i would right now,â he corrects you, then turns to you, and with all seriousness demands, âso, state your stipulations. what do you want from me, letâs figure out of this is gonna work now.âÂ
you scoff, and cross your arms. âwhat do i want from you? thatâs not how a marriage works.âÂ
âthatâs how this friendship already works.âÂ
you say, megumi does; he pushes it than he should have, you say to stop, and eventually he does, and the cycle continues. heâs always stubborn, and sacrificing himself beyond necessity, and youâre always pulling his ear for it.Â
âokay. fine,â you settle, straightening your posture, âi want a house. three bedrooms, so nobara and yuuji donât have to bicker about sharing when they stay over.âÂ
megumi considers it, then counters with, âfour. gojo needs a bedroom, too. one floor, i donât like stairs.âÂ
âwhere the fuck are we going to find a one-level four-bedroom house? i donât want to live in the middle of butt-fuck nowhere.âÂ
âweâll find one,â he shrugs, doesnât flinch when he promises: âor iâll have one made for us. next: vacations.âÂ
âtwice per year. somewhere tropical, and somewhere metropolitan.âÂ
âi donât like the beach.âÂ
âthen you donât have to go on the beach.âÂ
âyouâre responsible for me if i burn.âÂ
âiâm responsible for you either way, iâm your wife,â you taunt, âpets, next. i want dogs. two. maybe three. and a bunny.âÂ
âno bunnies, theyâre too much work.â
âbut i want a bunny, megumi.âÂ
âyou wonât have time for a bunny,â he rolls his eyes, âand youâre gonna get pissed when it chews up the expensive couch youâre gonna make me buy, and takes a shit in the expensive fruit bowl youâre gonna con gojo out of. no bunnies.âÂ
you pout and frown, but megumi doesnât budge: âno bunnies.âÂ
you sigh, âno bunnies, but i want the dogs.âÂ
âi didnât say no to the dogs. unless you want a golden, then iâm not raising that.âÂ
âwhy not? we already have yuuji.âÂ
âexactly, we already have yuuji.âÂ
âfine. i want a king sized bed. the really big, oversized ones you get in america.âÂ
âdone. children?âÂ
âyou want children?â
megumi shrugs, but you swear thereâs a dust of pink on his cheeks, âmaybe. maybe not. if i did, no more than two.âÂ
and suddenly you canât help but feel heat in your own face, hot with the image of two tiny megumis running around.Â
âthatâs fine with me. maybe kids, but no more than two,â you cough, âi want one of those heated driveways for the house.â
âiâll have it built. iâll clean and do laundry and take out the trash if you cook.â
âwhat about days i donât cook?â
âthen iâll do that, too,â megumi nods, âanything else?â
âyes. if i die first, you can remarry, but you visit my grave at least twice a year, and bring peonies. and that picture of me from prom where i look really good.âÂ
âno.âÂ
you stop. you blink. âwhat do you mean âno?â you wouldnât visit my grave?âkinda cruel considering i birthed your up-to-two future children and raised your dogs.âÂ
âi wonât remarry. and i donât want you to if i die first,â he corrects you, again, âand thereâs no dying first and leaving me behind, iâm going with you.â
he doesnât leave room for debate in his declarations: wonât, donât; not wouldnât, shouldnât, couldnâtâyou have to pinch yourself to stop chasing the rabbit of temptation running through your mind.Â
âi donât⊠think you get to decide that,â you chuckle.Â
âof course i do,â megumi grins, uncrosses his legs and leans over. he reaches a hand to the back of your head and pushes it forward until your foreheads meet gently; and as if the affection wasnât shocking enough, he continues, âwhere you go, i go. thatâs marriage, right?âÂ
he widens his smile a bit, before letting you go, leaning back into his seat again with crossed arms like nothing happened, and youâre left staring, blinking, breathing shallowly like prey that narrowly escaped being caught.
you donât speak, so megumi does, âi have one more thing.âÂ
and slowly, you unthaw enough to let out a questioning hum. megumi tilts his head before telling you, âi want your last name.âÂ
âwhat? youâyou would change your name?â you stutter, âbut fushiguro is so pretty! and itâs your momâs name, so few people get their motherâs names.âÂ
âyeah. this way, our up-to-two children get their motherâs names, too.âÂ
âiâokay⊠yeah, i guess they do,â you gape, then pout, âwait, what if i wanted to be mrs. fushiguro?âÂ
âtough luck,â he grins, âyou get everything else.âÂ
you get me, instead, is whatâs left unsaid.Â
âokay, fine. sounds like a deal to me.âÂ
âgreat. we canât have a spring wedding because gojo and toji will sneeze obnoxiously loudly, and we canât have a summer wedding because the anniversary will conflict with our tropical vacation, and nobara will kill us if itâs too close to her birthday,â he says, standing up from the couch to head to the kitchen, âso iâll see you at the courthouse in september.âÂ
you nod reflexively, sinking back into the couch with a satisfied smile. itâs a while before your brain processes his words, and when it finally does, you spring up in a fluster, âseptember? megumi, i said when when weâre thirty-five and if neither of us are already married! megumi? megumi fushiguro, come back here!âÂ
#i......... need to inhale him. that's all.#you can ignore all of this i just NEEDED to get this out of my head he's SO. he's his daddy's son that's what he is#which daddy? it doesn't matter đ which is why he's extra terrible#this also lives in an au where megumi is like 'are u done dating other guys yet đ dont u know that we're endgame'#and has never made a single romantic comment to u before in ur entire life OH i hate him#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk x reader#jjk fluff#jujutsu kaisen smut#jujutsu kaisen fluff#jjk scenarios#jjk imagines#megumi fushiguro x reader#megumi x reader#megumi fluff
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really an inexplicable train of thought but i feel like taako is the kind of person who in a modren era au would just decide to go to a shooting range and learn how to shoot a pistol for funsies, but would consider learning to spin the pistol all cool like they do in cowboy movies to be his first and foremost priority. like hes already bought a holster and the moment he is given a gun he immediately starts trying to twirl it. the instructor has to tell him to stop or theyll take the gun away from him. he keeps trying to lead the conversation back to it anyway because he really feels like theyre putting the cart before the horse here if hes learning how to shoot the gun before even knowing how to dramatically reholster it if he were to get in some sort of cowboy duel. hes actually really good at the shooting part but he gets kicked out of the class after his eighth guntwirling attempt in which he accidentally flicks the safety off mid twirl and shoots one of their light fixtures
#taz balance#taz taako#i dont know shit abt guns so i had to google a bunch of stuff to see if this even made sense#'surely they would have taken the gun away from him before attempt number 8' ok see heres how im imagining the timeline#moment he is given the gun he gets in two twirl attempts right off the bat before the instructor manages to stop him#attempts number 3-5 are done in a 6 second window in which the instructor makes the mistake of turning around and not looking at him#he is then told he needs to take this seriously and they can and will remove him from the range if necessary#attempt 6 he just does on instinct and hes like cmahn you cant count that one i didnt even mean to do it. did you see it tho it was rad#he is then told if he does it again he will be kicked out#youll never believe this but he does it again#the instructor tries to take the gun from him and he decides it is a really smart and good idea to back up into the main area#ie the area where not everything is made to be safe to shoot and there are light fixtures and people in there#and try to twirl the gun yet a fucking gain . which is the attempt where he shoots out a ceiling light#to be fair he is just a silly little guy
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Joshua Twewy truly the character of all time because Joshua Twewy can be anything. He can be your princess he can be your cringefail loser he can be your wet kitten he can be your homoerotic teen friendship he can be your evil mastermind he can be your tortured meow meow he can be a girlboss he can be your bubblegum bitch.
Perfectly written to be open to interpretation. The amount of times you'll be talking to a twewy fan and the Josh Topic will come up and they'll just go "no no no, here's what Joshua's deal actually is."
And then proceed to pull a completely unique and textually supported Josh Take out of seemingly thin air.
Breathtaking.
#they put the strangest character sauce in that boy and then promptly lost the recipe#on a cosmic level. twewy really is /joshua's/ story.#yet we hardly know anything about him#and yet hes also the character you FEEL. deep down in your bones and the part of your brain thats just eternally 14#i just started thinking about the scene in neo where neku is struggling to hold an entire citys consiousness in his mind#and the strain is threatening to kill him.#and then josh shows up and smirks and suddenly he can Do It.#like. the amount of CONFIDENCE you need to have in your character writing to make that scene ANYTHING#what does it mean????? we the audience certainly dont know#neku and joshuas relationship is a secret between neku and joshua and theyre not telling. we asked.#twewy#the world ends with you#joshua kiryu#yoshiya kiryu#twewy joshua#yoshiya 'joshua' kiryu
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Dysfunctional family auâ showdown aftermath, one week later
#art-zu#animation vs animator#animator vs animation#Dysfunctional family au#I decided to name the au dysfunctional family au cuz why not#This is the au where blue hour happened#Not entirely canon in the au just yet im still not sure if i wanna keep this scenario or not#But i drew it anyway cuz i was having thoughts#I hope its very clear that chosen wanted to strangle second here#Cuz what do you mean you dont know you dont know our brother died? You dont know you killed my brother? My brother my first best friend my#little brother you killed him and you do not have the decency to remember it? How dare you how dare you how dare you how dare you how dare y#Anyways second broke down. Chosen comforted them and sent them to sleep all the while he's mad at second. Mad at dark. Mad at dark for how#second turned like this. Mad at himself for letting this happen. Just mad mad mad mad mad mad seething furious upset vitriol in his blood#Poison in his lungs hole in his heart and it aches it aches it aches it aches it aches it aches it aches it ach#Anyways i swear im normal BAHHAHAHAH
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pygmalion and galatea for aroace people
you should tell your friends what I look like, riz gukgak.
#fantasy high#fantasy high sophomore year#fhsy#riz gukgak#baron from the baronies#fh class quangle#class swap babeyy! bard!riz that's whats goin on!#I really need tags for these now I think lmao#ask to tag#I feel like this should be tagged something. but I dont know what#in my brain after the initial kidnapping class swap baron's thing is every time riz keeps his story abt them up in front of his friends#they get a little bit closer. they send him pictures of where they supposedly are n stuff#theres a scene in my brain only of kristen and riz on top of the van and kristen is like everything kinda sucks rn can u tell me abt baron#cause what you guys have is so nice and beautiful. and riz almost doesn't but he ultimately can't deny kristen a little peace#lmao I feel like dipping into baron stuff with the class swap is like showing my whole ass online again I just. I'm a#horror person before all else... I cant stop myself. canon baron is Great and Cool but that is kind of the thing. for a horror thing theyre#Too Cool. I think cool is kind of the neutralizer of scary. when a monster is a certain amount of cool it overrides the scary#and now u just have a Cool Monster#its so fucked for bard!riz this year bc he doesn't have an office (he's mooching off the school wifi from the AV club room lol)#so there's no buffer between adventure and home life. so baron just shows up in the strongtower apartment lmao#sophomore year bard!riz looks like a slasher protag so I just leaned into it I guess. he gets a mr. x if mr. x is made up by leon kennedy#well. its worse actually. they can show up where he is at any moment theyve proven this. but they dont#they choose to punish him slowly as he lies to his friends instead. baron is mr. x if mr. x is made up by leon and also a bitch#I think its gonna pop up if class swap baron ever speaks in a comic I do but their voice comes from like. inside their hollow face#it sounds like it's a lot deeper in there than that skull should be#tbh what I have rn is kinda like a bag of loose pieces that Can fit together into something great but I dont have the energy to#really sit down with them yet lol. Im doing this inbetween other things#it comes or it doesn't! it's fine. funny how today's bad comic day also. I wont say this is for bad comic day bc all my comics are#flawless and beautiful and perfect and awesome and beautiful and the best#but u should. if u havent drawn a comic today or at all ever u should draw a comic
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have never understood why squatting is considered a crime. loitering too. sir you have been arrested for the crime of....chilling. and hanging out. and taking a little nap
#also homeless encampments are never in the way of anything and yet the cops still harrass them. its fucked up#like we straight up push people out of existence. and for what#i know im not saying anything new here im just mad abt htis#like!!! if its space nobodys using for shit who cares! who cares omg. if we arent gonna house people we shld at least let them exist#like theyre already having a hard enough time man.#im sick of how ppl around where i live talk abt the homeless problem as though homeless people are the problem that needs to be solved#like no empathy no self awareness these 'normal' ppl want the unhoused dead or in prison and dont get how ghoulish they sound. anyways
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In a little bit of a pokemon kick rn
Here's some Crater Crew outside of school casual outfit ideas + some of my thoughts when I was making them
I was imagining they're doing something like going camping together ((w/ player character too of course)) on a school holiday, or during the break Nemona invited Arven and Penny to come stay at her house (they are NOT prepared for her estate) so that they can all still get up to shenanigans together since the player character will also be right next door
It's just so fun and silly to think about
See also the Kitakami Siblings!
#(not me using both âholidayâ and âbreakâ because I dont know where the audience this will reach lives or uses)#arven rocks up in the yellow knit sweater and Nemona is absolutely DELIGHTED by this revelation#its so different and yet exactly the same#and she LOVES that#penny just tells him it looks comfortable#art#digital art#pokemon#pokemon scarlet and violet#pokemon scarvi#pokemon scarlet#nemona pokemon#pokemon nemona#penny pokemon#pokemon penny#arven pokemon#pokemon arven
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#ryu ga gotoku#rgg#yakuza series#ryu ga gotoku 7#yakuza like a dragon#yakuza 7#daigo dojima#ryo aoki#masato arakawa#snap sketches#im annoyed looking at this jaGELARKGJ#I LIKE MY LNIE ART BUT .... just nthing was clicking with me rtying to shade this#i only meant for this to be a quick thing today but i ended up mulling over it for longer than i wanted so im just throwing it out there#every time i make a rendered drawing of aokis office it always dark as hell like bro PLEASE you have a lamp#theres like ONE instance where i dont make it dark and it was in that goofy Rumor Mill comic#LIKE EVEN THAT COMIC ABOUT ARAKAWA BEING DEAD IT'S DAYTIME YET I STILL MADE IT DARK VJLAKJVAE#ridiculosu.#moving on ive wanted to draw them playing chess for months i just kept. Not Knowing How To Do It#whats funny is that i initially was planning an entirely different thing but i was thinking about that too much i got stressed#so . thats why i worked on this. and then i got stressed over this đđđ#speaking of chess ive always wanted a chessboard birthday cake with edible pieces .. that a lotta work tho ...#i love chess ... am i good at it probably not but i still lke to play it on my phone sometimes ..#guess ill work on that other thing now that im free and i know what i wanna do now that ive slept on it ... lol ...#mk bye i dont like rendering
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is that so
#ace attorney#i dont think nrmt is there ^ yet with where im at in the games#so for now all my nrmt fanart is like a little pocket dimension where theyve all overcome their darkest times and also grown into themselves#just a little more than theyre at rn#like a post canon but i dont know where canon actually ends up right now so thats what i want to happen later.#theres more drawings i did alongside this one but ur gonna have to dig for my priv priv twitter to find them sorry i just liked this one#enough to post it here#holds out my hand. lets be self indulgent together
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okay i typed this in a reply but i need to say this more detailed here too, the way totk dealt with horses (and stables) is bad and worse than botw imo (yes i can rant about that too, these weird choices are in every little spot in totk, its almost impressive)
in a game that lets you build cars and stupid flying maschines, towers that shoot you into the stratosphere AND teleporting points all over the place, the chance is already low that you use a horse- though i would be one of them bc i love horses and hate building and didnt find it fun at all-
(also i almost never used any parts i had with me bc you cant put them back and your dumb vehicles despawn as soon as you dont look at them- also a negative thing about that system that reinforces the feeling of actually using it being more punishing than rewarding with the added bonus of the good ol saving your health potions forever problem)
-and something i DID like was that you can have more horses and the ... one.. new color (the lil spots but only AFTER you do that one quest in the spy post)
the stable points seemed like a neat idea, but like so many things, are utterly cheatable, imo the system should have only given you a point when you visit a new stable, so you actually have to go around and visit them all
(also .. add new stables, like mini ones or sth that dont offer beds- you dont need that anyway- so you have more places in which you can get them ... why did they remove some of them anyway, shouldn there be MORE now that the land is supposedly healing/being repaired? especially the one next to the big canyon, its so empty there it would have the perfect place for sth like a new settlement or a big boss arena but no its more empty than it was before, why?? and then putting yet another repeating annoying quest there in that weirld empty place?? i just dont get it)
letting you farm points by sleeping at a stable or bringing in a horse gives you LESS incentive to actually go around the world bc you can just farm it there
(and if that was done so youd 'discover' the malanya talks to you in your sleep 'secret' ... that is literally told to you, and if its bc you dont want to force players to go around and find every stable to get all those rewards ... why do you have 140 or whatver caves then with the majority of them being the literal same thing over and over ... to make people actually use the sleeping thing there? .. why, who uses that anyway, and farming points by sleeping there .. what the hell does that add? AND THEN the stupid sleep over tickets, probably the most nothign reward ever, dont count?? i dont think i ever used one- it just all doesnt make any sense, everything plays against each other)
the upgrading system for your horse is .. once again, a neat idea horribly executed, you have to go find malanya to upgrade them, and similarly stupidly like the fairies, they only tell you what food you need for what upgrade when you are there .. or when you are sleeping in the special tm bed at a stable, randomly, one food, bc the quantity changes too
which is just so ??????????? let me go and do a quest that rewards you with a lil booklet in which you can look up what an upgrade costs, or let the stables have that, either as a list or in the menu when selecting a horse or something?? (also why the hell is malanya in a different spot anyway, like, it feels like a modder just plopped them over there, their og spot is just empty now - except for yet again a stupid filler quest for .. another big horse and a yaaaaaaaaays crystal shrine quest- ... the spot is even still called spring of the horse god .... its so stupid, just like the fairy shuffling around, like you really couldnt think of a better way to reuse that concept other than to ... move it to a different spot in the same map and map level???? and not change anything in their og spot except idk, put a hole in the map ... for one of them like .. its like they moved them around last minute just to have the semblance of things being 'changed' with no regard what makes a change actually feel like one and what just feels like, pick up thing, click on random spot on map, drop thing- its like that for the fairies and shrines too, its so dumb and .. feels disrepectful to botw and how much thought seemed to have went into these spots that were clearly built about those things)
and like it couldnt get WORSE, they cut off the paths that horses follow automatically with one of those miasma buttholes (sorry its just a hole cut into the map, it doesnt even look like miasma burst through, it just .. cut out) a monster camp (that RESPAWNS, i thought those camps you clear with a quest would stay clear, but that would make sense, so of course it respawns and you can do the frame rate killer quest over and over yippieee) or otherwise like, with a big rock or a broken bridge-
and there is NO WAY to create a new path or fix or move anything in a game ABOUT BUILDING supposedly, like you needed more reasons to never use a horse????? i liked jsut hopping on and letting them follow a path and chill looking at the landscape, you cant do this here, and you cant even excuse it with 'its bc of the theme' as in, stuff is destroyed bc calamity 1.5 or whatever bc nothing in the game makes it feel like theres anything actually at stake, but the real crime is to make it not be fixable. WHY??? link moves entire buildings with ease but cant move one freaking rock that fell into a river?????? you swing around logs like a club but cant fix a bridge so your horse can get over it??????????????????????????????
#ganondoodles talks#zelda#ganondoodles rants#totk critical#i know i know its long#and you may wonder how i can find things to rant about yet#and i swaer im not trying to find thigns to hate#but igven how much it reuses from botw#imporvement or at least meaningful change should be the minimum and they just ......dont .... again#like WHY this is so dumb.................#the more i try to get my feelings into coherent thoughts about this game the more i realize just how rushed it feels#even the detail or side mechanics either dont make sense#or have some sort of way to cheat around way too obviously to be something overlooked#or are poorly integrated#or cheapen antoehr function#like these problems are everywhere#and the longer you look at it the cheaper it looks#even if you love the game and dont mind it or whatever there is NO WAY to justify that price tag#and so wish they were honest about what happend#it cant just all be covid can it? theres so much wrong in every part except for sound and music#and so desperately want to know WHY#........ i just wanted more horse colors- more horse slots- and a lil pasture somewhere where i can see them all frolicking around#i feel like thats not too much to ask
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