#i hate that it works

[justkillingthyme]

My mental health hack is that when I don’t want to do things I imagine Hershel Layton putting his hand on my shoulder and spouting gentleman bullshit

[puppiesandnightlock]

i just thought of two birds on a wire with jondami and nearly burst out sobbing, expect some angsty thing with a title from the lyrics when supersons week starts T-T

like dami and jon r the two birds on a wire and jon gets aged up and dami stays the same and I AM SHOOK.

[tomhardysurinal]

So my Couch to 5k progress last year fucking DIED at week 5, which I'm so annoyed about looking back. Basically we went to Cologne for a week, then absolutely exhausted when we got back so took another week off, then before you know it get fucking covid which lasted an age, then what has become a four week cold which is STILL ongoing but this week I was like fuck it I'm not waiting for it to 100% go I'm starting again from scratch. I'm back to week 1 and just did run 2.

It is HARD but I swear it was harder last time. Fingers crossed I didn't lose all progress??

[that-wildwolf]

ugh i feel like shit *goes outside* oh i guess i don't

[bgmoth]

she really hates ghosts

[noodles-and-tea]

How the gentle wind,

Beckons through the trees,

As autumn colours fall.

[platoapproved]

louis + cruelty

[clairenatural]

I just want everyone to know that they're playing supernatural season 9 in the cafeteria of a U.S. House of Representatives office building right now. Yes as in the building where Members of Congress and their staff work. Yes on Capitol Hill itself

[oasisr]

after hearing "simply having a wonderful christmas time" by paul mccartney 74 times while working in retail, I came to the conclusion that they shot the wrong beatle

[secretdazedragon]

[uwudonoodle]

Storytime: My brother Dave used to manage a Little Ceasars, and he hated it. So when my mom asked him what he wanted on his birthday cake, he jokingly said the Little Ceasars guy being stabbed with his own spear. My mom, who doesn't always get sarcasm, didn't even question it. She lovingly made him exactly what he asked for. It's my favorite cake ever.

Happy Ides of March to Ceasar getting stabbed!

[sabertoothwalrus]

does science experiments on you (homoerotically)

[cozylittleartblog]

"content creator" is a corporate word.

we are artists.

[pirateprincessjess]

I feel the need to periodically remind people that Idiocracy is a eugenics movie.

One of the things that eugenicists believe is that it is bad for society when the “wrong people” breed.

The entire premise of the movie is that “stupid people” kept having kids while “smart people” didn’t have kids, and it ruined society because stupid genes propagated while smart genes died out. This is eugenics propaganda.

I know people will read this and their response will be “actually it’s satire” but the movie isn’t satirizing eugenics. It’s satirizing anti-intellectualism, and consumerism, and it proposes eugenics as a solution.

When eugenics was first conceived, it was used as a way to justify inequality. The idea was that people who held privilege were able to do so because they were smarter and genetically superior to lazy and stupid people who don’t have privilege. Obviously this is bad and wrong, but it is also the core lesson of Idiocracy.

The movie literally ends with the main character becoming president and having “the smartest children in the world.” Because he and his wife have smarter genes than everyone else. The proposed solution for the things that Idiocracy is satirizing is for the smart people to have children that can be in charge of the world.

I know it’s fun to use this movie to dunk on anti-intellectualism and the MAGA movement, but we need to stop. When you quote and reference this movie you are spreading eugenics propaganda.

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

tfone humanformers grahh...

[amesliu]

watchu know about early hoo percabeth dynamic