#i hate that it works

[justkillingthyme]

My mental health hack is that when I don’t want to do things I imagine Hershel Layton putting his hand on my shoulder and spouting gentleman bullshit

[puppiesandnightlock]

i just thought of two birds on a wire with jondami and nearly burst out sobbing, expect some angsty thing with a title from the lyrics when supersons week starts T-T

like dami and jon r the two birds on a wire and jon gets aged up and dami stays the same and I AM SHOOK.

[tomhardysurinal]

So my Couch to 5k progress last year fucking DIED at week 5, which I'm so annoyed about looking back. Basically we went to Cologne for a week, then absolutely exhausted when we got back so took another week off, then before you know it get fucking covid which lasted an age, then what has become a four week cold which is STILL ongoing but this week I was like fuck it I'm not waiting for it to 100% go I'm starting again from scratch. I'm back to week 1 and just did run 2.

It is HARD but I swear it was harder last time. Fingers crossed I didn't lose all progress??

[that-wildwolf]

ugh i feel like shit *goes outside* oh i guess i don't

[bgmoth]

she really hates ghosts

[noodles-and-tea]

How the gentle wind,

Beckons through the trees,

As autumn colours fall.

[platoapproved]

louis + cruelty

[secretdazedragon]

[clairenatural]

I just want everyone to know that they're playing supernatural season 9 in the cafeteria of a U.S. House of Representatives office building right now. Yes as in the building where Members of Congress and their staff work. Yes on Capitol Hill itself

[oasisr]

after hearing "simply having a wonderful christmas time" by paul mccartney 74 times while working in retail, I came to the conclusion that they shot the wrong beatle

[uwudonoodle]

Storytime: My brother Dave used to manage a Little Ceasars, and he hated it. So when my mom asked him what he wanted on his birthday cake, he jokingly said the Little Ceasars guy being stabbed with his own spear. My mom, who doesn't always get sarcasm, didn't even question it. She lovingly made him exactly what he asked for. It's my favorite cake ever.

Happy Ides of March to Ceasar getting stabbed!

[ink-the-artist]

whats wrong with my dog bruh 😂😭

[chalkrub]

smorkin

[saltavenegar]

So who do YOU think did it 🤨⁉️

[sabertoothwalrus]

does science experiments on you (homoerotically)

[fanaticalthings]

While I do find it funny that henchmen in Gotham probably warn each other about the Red Hood because he's a bat who will actually kill you. I think it would be better if Jason was actually seen as some sort of savior or idol to like 90% of the goons scattered around Gotham. Doesn't matter who they work for, they all know Jason, former crime-lord that took over majority of Gotham's underground in one night.

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Jason, years after the events of UTRH, now fighting crime alongside the batfam, except every goon he runs into immediately recognizes him, stops fighting, and starts begging.

the first time it happens, Jason assumes they're begging for their lives only to hear them begging for him to return to the crime lord business so they can work for him and not Gotham's current money-stingy, abusive rogues (Black Mask lol)

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Jason showing up to patrol as backup for Dick in an overrun warehouse full of Two-Face's henchmen and as Jason's about to interfere, one of the men stops dead in their tracks and stares really hard at Jason until:

Goon: Oh my God, boss, is that you?

Jason, pulling out his guns, about to shoot:

Goon: Mr. Hood, sir???

Jason, halfway about to pull the trigger: Wait a min–Jeremy? Oh wow, it's been ages! How's the wife?

Goon (Jeremy): Oh my God it IS you, holy shit where have you BEEN? Me and the guys miss you, man!

Dick, with a knife at his throat: What is happening right now

Jason: Ahh, well, crime-lording just wasn't fitting in on the daily schedule. Tryna turn over a new leaf and all that

Goon (Jeremy): Aw, that's disappointing. We really liked working for you, right guys?

[Chorus of enthusiastic "YEAHS" from the rest of the henchmen (even the one holding Dick at knifepoint)]

Goon (Jeremy): Well, anyways, I can't beat you up knowing you're my old boss! You gave us the best health benefits! We'll just let you take the evidence and leave.

Jason: Aw, thanks guys :)

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And that's why 95% percent of Jason's missions in Gotham end in success. Not because he's willing to kill people or because rogues are terrified of him, but because 90% of the rogues' henchmen once worked for Jason and fuckin love him lol.