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#i woke up older today#i hate getting old#i know it's a blessing and all (and that's true)#but maybe it's more accurate to say that i hate birthdays#it's just another day
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had lab results come in last week and I’ve been waiting since then for my doctor to contact me about them. called a couple times, sent him a direct message. nothing doing. come on, baby boy, help mama out here.
#I like the dude. he’s a cool dude. I specifically stuck with this dude when I was looking for a new Dr.#just gonna keep assuming he’s really busy doin doctor stuff#but like… the results kinda spooked me#I’ve got low testosterone. like… kinda worrisome low. like hmmmm maybe something bad is going down in my body ya know?#im always so tired and feel sick and blah blah blah#just get me the boy juice!#I have a psych appointment in an hour. maybe I can convince him to prescribe me T#it’s gender affirming care right? I’m stuck with this gender so help me affirm it.#please please please just gimme the boy goop. gimme the gel or the pills or whatever. I’ll suck it out of wherever I don’t care#this is such an old man complaint. my testosterone is too low. my back hurts. kids playing outside are too loud. baaaah#I hate getting old#not even sexy old#I need to put a shirt on and skiddadle#I love you!#you can ignore this#text
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I just stole it 😔😔
Me rn getting old:
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Dick (Nightwing) and Jason (Robin) stare at Bruce. One sports pleading eyes, the other a shit eating grin. There’s a child between them with black hair and blue eyes.
Bruce, he doesn’t know what’s happening but he doesn’t like it: No.
Dick, grinning: He’s our younger brother now.
Jason, nodding seriously: You’re not gonna take him from us.
Tim, got kidnapped while taking photos of patrol, just happy to be there: Where’s the Batcave?
Bruce: what.
Dick, grinning wider: He’s ours now.
#batman#dc comics#kid!tim#I love those fics#they need to make Nightwing a little more unhinged tho#like I would expect both Jason and Dick to hate each other until they find a common enemy (Bruce)#and annoy the shit out of him#or until they find stalker Timothy Drake following them are met with a bought of brotherly concern so strong they don’t even blink an ey#they don’t even care when tim accidentally calls them by their civilian name#they just look at each other and kidnap him#Tim’s just along for the ride#he gets to swing with them through Gotham (so cool!!) and ride nightwings motorbike!!! and see the batcave!!!#little eight year old Tim’s dream come true#tim Drake#Jason Todd#dick Grayson#Robin#Nightwing#bruce wayne#batfamily#batfam#mine
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Been having back spasms all day! This must be how it feels to get older. I can’t even do simple tasks without causing my back to have a spasm attack.
#I hate getting old#back spasms are the worst#back spasms#I need to rest#Mr krabs#spongebob squarepants
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Don’t mind me I just like to see him go bananas about cartoonish Autobot rules
Maaan…..if Prowl was in tfp he would spontaneously combust at least once a day
#maccadam#transformers#prowl#tf prowl#there is no Prowl in Tfp so Optimus can pull all kinds of heroic cartoonish bullshit#and only Ratchet actually calls him out on it#but Ratchet also kinda has soft spot for Optimus#Op does sad eyes and Ratchet is like okay okay sorry I understand#Prowl would see the whole situation and lose his marbles immediately ahahahah#lol hey hey you. two people who read tags. imagine little au realquick#Autobots find the escape pod with Smokescreen right#but there’s two bots instead of one#back on the base humans look at the new guys and like#Smokey is fun and energetic and eager for heroism and adventure#and then there’s Prowl. The final boss. The ultimate MOM.#He makes one step into base and immediately starts scolding Optimus and everyone except for Ratchet#agent Fowler listens to him talking and decides that Prowl is his favorite autobot#damn. Prowl would SO not approve keeping humans around. Kids would hate him#but also he would be completely right. Because by keeping humans that close Autobots basically show that the humans can be used as leverage#against them you know.#He would immediately suggest getting rid of kids and hiring actual competent adults instead. So all hacking can be done by professionals#and all infiltrating can be done by people who are at least old enough to drink you know#yea kids would haaaate him so much#he would also build make all kinds of little annoying gadgets bc I have read Covenant of Primus and tfp Prowl is smart like that#he would be going around sticking trackers on every enemy he fights#and then triangulating Cons positions by the coordinates where their signals stop tracking#bc Nemesis blocks them#He would also keep sending Smokey to ghost through walls and steal all kinds of valuable shit from Megsy#they would be such a menace together#man this is getting kinda long I should probably stop
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gravity falls but bill went for fiddleford instead of ford
#these are unfinished and are months old#i am NOT finishing these sadly#enjoy it as it is#i love fiddleford so much#bill GET OUT#we hate bill we all say in unison#fiddleford#fiddleford mcgucket#bill cipher#art#fanart#gravity falls
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I said i was ready. I LIED. This is my first come back as a stay. I need more time 🫠
After work for sure. Yeah.. 🥲
#i might cheat#just 1 song omw to work#i hate getting old#stray kids#baby stay#rock star#lee know#bang chan#hyunjin#felix#changbin#han jisung#seungmin#i.n
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i hate perspective. happy new years also
#i wanted to do something with j as a new years post but didnt have the patience to actually get it done#so instead i just went with what i was already drawing#nuvi nuvi nuvi nuvi nuvi nuvi nuvi#finally i've been able to draw this robo god damn ship#it has been clouding my mind for MONTHS#and i've finally been able to draw it#trying to color and slightly shade for the first time in. a while#violentbitingbiscuits#nuvi#nuziv#theres five hundred names for this ship dude#can you fandom people get it together and just settle on one#drew half of this last night and the other half today and surprisingly did not hate what i got done yesterday#amazing. can my mind do that for all my other art instead of despising it once a 5 hour timer is up#murder drones#murder drones uzi#uzi doorman#murder drones n#serial designation n#murder drones v#serial designation v#i love the concept that uzi crumples like tissue paper when given any affection#v pfp is an old sketch i dont think i posted on here dont mind it
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Some G-Mans
#Gman#half life#g-man#after many years I have finally drawn him in a way I don’t hate#he is my top pookie next to Scarecrow so uh…get ready I might be annoying#hot creepy old man!!!!#halflife#fanart#my art
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You gave your virginity to them
#I have a lot of old-ish art I wanna post#But I get kinda shy#Once again I hate this guy#degrees of lewdity#whitney the bully#dol whitney
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DEEP💥SPACE💥PLANET💥FUTURE💥GUN💥ACTION❗️
#trigun#trigun maximum#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#this is ALSO an old doodle that took me more than half a year to get around to coloring. that i ALSO forgot to post here LMAODFJSI#help. i rly went out of my incredibly small comfort zone for this one (background. text graphics. VASH'S COATTAILS)#i almost died like 30 TIMES drawing vash's coat oh my lord.#vash the stampede your swag is impeccable BUT I HATE DRAWING YOUR FREAKING COAT!!!!!!!!#anyways. i've always wanted to yank those ribbons/straps on his back. that is the inspiration here#pls continue to make jokes about him being a designer bag bc i've seen some on ig and twt and i love them thank you
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Heaven’s 愛 302 - PlayStation 2 - 2003
#y2k#y2k aesthetic#y2k style#y2k nostalgia#y2k icons#2000s web#old web#2000s#early 2000s#2000s internet#my ai art#yeah I really liked this one#the prompt took like 5 hours to get it exactly how I had it in my head#fml#hehehe#sorry again#pls no silly ai hate#we get it some of you don’t like#pls#playstation 2#ps2
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ill give you just a morsel of fnaf 2015 fnaf aesthetic i miss you.. can we bring it back
#this reminded me how much i hate drawing springtrap#smh#i tried to capture the old vibes of how people drew him#thoguh i didnt give him emo bangs so#i didnt get the full effect#i did feel nostalgic drawing this#i really miss the old days#fnaf what happened to you why do you suck now :(#fnaf#springtrap
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mori bro now's your chance. his other ex-husband died man he has no one else to go to you should shoot your shot again come on bro
#SORRY#i miss fukumori. don't get me wrong i loved the old man yaoi divorce and old man yaoi widowing we had here#but maybe fukuzawa needs his other evil man back in his life. they're about to enter another custody battle too right?#let's go mori you can goad him into hate sex before it gets bad. i believe in you bro#bungou stray dogs#< half tagging to inflict this on more ppl but mostly tagging to keep us in the trending for longer uwu
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