#i h8 capitalism

[humphreybogie]

We did a training at work earlier and it was so funny. Like 6 straight hours of "don't be a dick to homeless people. Heres how" in detail. Me and some of the other staff were looking around at each other like ???? at times.

[oceanwithinsblog]

going through this immense mental turmoil of trying to understand what i want to do with my life job wise. i love teaching but that doesn't seem to be a concrete solution to live off my own's salary (i'm currently teaching italian as foreign language and it's just a mess as far as contracts are concerned). i am considering sending my cv for other positions - that are still connected to what i've studied at uni - but i feel pretty lost. is this what adult life is supposed to be like? is this the emblem of living your 20s? i'm scared, and little bit excited for what's to come, but mainly scared.

[userarmand]

they should invent a job interview that doesn't immediately make u want 2 k*ll urself after

[chryblossomjjk]

heading to the gym for the first time in forever

[pup-pee]

HAIIII :3 SPINS U!!!! HOW DO U MAKE UR BUTTONSSS, THEYRE SO NEAT ^_^

HAWOO!!! SPINS BACK @ U TYSM AA （＾∀＾●）ﾉｼ

NGL MY PROCESS IS SO MESSY(as in IM MEsSY & CANT EXPLAIN COHERENTLY) BUT ILL TRY 2 EXPLAIN IT!

((this got unnecessarily long bc i like 2 ramble so im doing this))

so-SO 1st is that all i was just handed a cookie hold on ok cookie ate i 4got what i was OH RIGHT OK SO ALL OF MY DRAWINGS R 1000 x 1000 pixals! or most @ least, so i have a consistent size 4 each of my buttons

HERES THE TIMBER BUTTON IM MAKING!! i dont use bigger canvus bc my phone will explode in not the silly way but i also like how it turns out!

i draw everything in ibis then like copy + paste it in2 google docs where i can size them! i usually make them a bit bigger than whats listed, 4 example 2.5 inch buttons r printed in 2.55/2.6 inches if that makes any sense (￣▽￣)"

i also select break text bc i tetris them around

then i print them out & use a cookie cutter thing 2 cut them out! i have a button pressing machine(all manual bc im not that rich) so its all about sandwiching from there

i could fill the whole page w/that pink background to give me a "cleaner" result but honestly i dont think it changes anything? as long as u dont see the white on the front. but it IS easier 2 cut it out if the border is thicker(which is y i add a border in the 1st place plus it looks neat!)

((this 1 got messed up in printing but since im not selling it i rly dont care LOOK @ THE CUTIES!)

sometimes the machine cramps up or i will 4get the film ontop so i have 2 redo the entire process again but i like repeated activities!

ISTG THEY LOOK SO MUHC BETTER IRL MY CAMERAS JUST SHIT & I HAVE NO LIGHT LSKAHFKD BUT YEAH!!!

did this make any goddamn sense? i hope so. btw my button machines name is huey :3

this coouldve been more of an ask on how i draw my buttons but ong thats even mroe boring so- dsakjdghj cause it literally jsut consists of me listening 2 wtnv dramatically & drawing @ like 1 am 4 4 hrs straight

KHFSKAG ANYWAYS I HOPE THIS ANSWERED SOMETHING!! SRRY 4 THE LONG(GER) POST TY 4 HTE ASK AGAIN! q(≧▽≦q)

[electribunny]

iveeeeee been on my period for three weeks so i was gonna go to urgent care today but i tested positive for fucking covid this morning and am currently #dying nightmare nightmare nightmare

[papaiyatree]

does anyone know how to fuckin. tag commission posts.

[moocowofdoom]

You may think that the new quote in my bio is fake. But no. Literal word for word, and very specifically about me.

[hazyaltcare]

Typing quirk suggestions based on the...

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[scrivenger-grimgar]

nine's list of skills that the vestiges are teaching him

First, Second, and Third, Shigaraki Yoichi, Kudo, and Bruce

encrypting and coding

gun

hand-to-hand combat

actual war strategy

Fourth, Shinomori Hikage

Wilderness survival (how to make clean water, how to make basic tools/weapons, how to make temporary/semi-permanent/permanent structures, how to build a fire, how to make pottery, how to carve wood, how to flint knap, how to navigate both with and without a map/compass, how to navigate by the stars)

Cooking (how to butcher/skin animals, how to properly smoke meat, how to tell if you can eat that plant, how to properly store and preserve food, how to make pine tea for vitamin c)

Natural poisons/venoms (hemlock, foxglove, nightshade, azalea, ivy, mistletoe, rhubarb, yew, snakes, fish, frogs, rays, skates, spiders)

Geology, natural history, palaeontology (for some reason??), anthropology

Hunting, fishing, gathering berries/nuts/roots, mushroom hunting

Fifth, Banjou Daigoro

gymnastics

free running

parkour

mathematics degree (??? i didn't know he could DO that)

Sixth, Tayutai En

lockpicking

stealth

fucking hatchets apparently??

ethics and philosophy, sure why not

Seventh, Shimura Nana

how to fly

HOW TO LAND

throwing knives

english

SWORDPLAY YO

hey why is fourth's the only one thats capitalized? Because he insisted. Thank you. Nine I was going to teach you how to land either way, you didn't have to make it another point. real question id why me 2nd & 3rd are all put as one? Look, given how you all act I have no real way of knowing. Okay, but why are we all stuck together then, Nine? 3 dont talk like u h8 me pls Use grammar and I might. no. Then suffer. Why isn't Eight on here? cant afford him lmao none of you are allowed in my documents anymore.

[cosmicanger]

like i said almost everyone who follows me does not support when i combat anti-Blackness before it is socially profitable, does not know any skills to deal w violence or how to support Black victims in general, do not like or share when I post other Black ppl crowdfunding or if I ever posted my own, do not drag nonblack people by name and all worship celeb culture, some celeb, microceleb. so if you want some real sh*t from me, ask for my twitter but *Anansi mode activated* im checked out on here completely. I dont trust any of you. tumblr is an antiBlack cesspool that is not getting better. the celebs and microcelebs on here continue to not do anything but take up space and resources while demonizing anyone Black who points that out, oh well. posting bs on here w no comments now. hope all the people who h8 me on here suffer and d**, at least i have the courage to say that unlike these losers making up stories about me and being coded about wanting me to suffer and d**. If you cant fight me irl and cant debate irl w witnesses or recorded, stop playing in my face. yall love bs so i will give yall bs. Black ppl are going through accelerated antiBlack fascism globally and some of yalls biggest concern is tryna k*ll me (in coded ways, not even outright) for learning how to disrupt yalls social capital after yall gaslight me and for calling people anti-Black? wild.

[bri-in-ur-attic]

oh mah gawd, as a native Tennessean i h8 Nashville

Warning: angry Southerner ranting abt the South (apologies in advance)

i went there for bday party and it absolutely sucked cuz all we did was walk around and get bombarded w shitty modern country music and overpriced shit in this shithole of a city

I like some old country music but i hate HATE modern country music, so fucking annoying and the forced accents ugh esp Morgan Wallen god i cant stand his music

Wanting to make it clear that I absolutely FUCKING love and respect western/wild west themes but Nashville is obnoxiously country it feels soooooo fake

A city that tries too hard to be country, that just defeats the point of country imo

Hell, not just Nashville anywhere that just tries too hard to be country makes me wanna eat rat poison

Betcha my life Arthur Morgan would take one look at modern Nashville and would've been glad to have died b4 the 20th century

Nashville is no longer the city of music, it's a melting pot of capitalizing off its Southern culture

rural areas of TN+east TN>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[xxsikkokitxx]

🜏⁶𖤐⁶🜏𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊𓆤𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊🜏⁶𖤐⁶🜏𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊𓆤𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊🜏⁶𖤐⁶🜏

DICK 4 BRAINS STUPID FUCK I H8 U SM I HVNT USED THIS ACC IN SO LONG BUT I M MAD ENUF TO COME BACK J TO CALL U A CVNT U STUPID BITCH GO HUG A BUS AT 80 MPH LOSER ASS BITCH ALSO FUCK CAPITALISM BC I WLD HVE QUIT SO LONG AGO WTF

I M $V1C1D4L<\3

𓁹 ̫ 𓁹

xXP$YCH0$LVTXx 𓋼𓍊🜏⁶𖤐⁶🜏𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊🜏⁶𖤐⁶🜏𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊🜏⁶𖤐⁶🜏𓍊𓋼

[starlightspot]

I h8 capitalism I 🫶 low rise baggy jeans and easter shirts

[tiphares]

cant believe i keep storming out of work n they keep beggin me back lol (n giving me paid days off to playcate) anyways im fallin asleep inbetween zoom meetings n i just h8 capitalism sm but im a willing slave for now again i guess

[fandommemequeen]

time is passing and i dont like it