#i guess this might as well happen

[lindwurmkai]

why is my dash suddenly all

do you know this song

do you know this album

do you know this artist (music)

do you know this artist (visual art)

do you know this drag queen

do you know this drag king

do you know this random famous person

[tysonrunningfox]

Chapters: 7/? Fandom: How to Train Your Dragon (Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III/Astrid Hofferson, Eret/Snotlout Jorgenson Characters: Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, Astrid Hofferson, Snotlout Jorgenson, Heather (How to Train Your Dragon), Eret (How to Train Your Dragon) Additional Tags: small home repair viking, plumber/instagram fitness blogger au, it's a typical thing you know, Masturbation, Just if you are a fitness blogger and you need a plumber and hahah and then what, and also if you are a handyman and some fitness blogger hires you haha and then what, and you also commented on their videos on instagram, and now we're here Summary:

Hiccup never intended to make any contact with @stormflyfitness, his favorite fitness blogger. He definitely didn't expect to be her plumbing savior.

[airyairyaucontraire]

???????

[nattikay]

[iizuumi]

Side effects of wearing your Kaiju suit too often ,,,, Part 2

[yea-baiyi]

ok but like imagine being hua cheng. and when you were a teenager you were trapped in a cave with your god when he got hit with sex pollen and you already felt ugly and unlovable but he stabbed himself through the gut rather than touch you and you saw him shirtless and horrifyingly that’s how you found out you were gay

and then you meet him again centuries later when you’ve grown up and become comfortable in your own skin, and you think you might be in love with him except a part of you still feels terrified that he’ll look at you and find you hideous again. but you want to trust him so you show him your real face. and. turns out he finds your adult self so hot that you make him horny for the first time in his life and he keeps doing and saying absolutely deranged things because he does not know how to cope. he panics and tries to give you, a ghost, mouth-to-mouth resuscitation and while you’re lying there trying not to freak out he is beside you acting out his one man humiliation-style comedy show because he has never wanted to kiss someone before let alone fuck. he agrees to get locked in a coffin together because he never even considered the possibility that he might pop a boner except he does pop a boner and now you are stuck under him while he squirms and you are trying very hard not to think about your own boner

i don’t know how to end this post i just think that’s so funny. and they live happily ever after and have lots of gay sex. hua cheng keeps winning. slay king

[bad-tf-fic-ideas]

(311) Today's fic idea is: a noir AU.

Optimus Prime is a detective, and has landed himself in the totally inappropriate role of being crime boss Megatron's longsuffering police contact. He tells himself he suffers long because Megatron's brand of organised crime is indeed highly organised, and that lowers innocent casualties — but even in a noir setting he's not sure the compromise is worth it.

Meanwhile, smoking from a cigarette holder over a strong drink at a jazz bar nearby, we find Starscream. He is the projection of the hibernating cityformer within whom they all live. He doesn't remember that he's actually both the spirit and the body of this capricious, grim city. He just knows he has strange and prophetic dreams in which he is vast and powerful, and that he never loses his way.

The three become linked together when Starscream investigates one of his dreams in the waking world and breaks into a condemned building only to discover the body of a dead cop — murdered by organised crime — long before the cops do. He's caught on camera, and Megatron finds him before Optimus Prime does.

[d-c-k-y]

Ayase going through it lmaoooooo-

Their dynamic is so real cuz I have a dynamic akin to them and it's pretty nice to see it bsdbjksdkjs- (Okarun is kewl too, I just love Ayase more lol-)

[marclef]

i'm pretty rusty when it comes to sewing, but i got inspired by others and made a little shirt for my Peppino plush! (and a teeny cape to go with it hehe) 💙💗🤍

made from an old binder, and added a bracelet i got from pride to his hat because it was the perfect size!

[moongothic]

People often bring up the omake No Respect Time to use as Crocodad Propaganda, and y'know, I think there might be just a smidge more the omake can provide to Crocodad than what people have already discussed in the past

Like everyone's seen the comparisons between Crocodile and the anime screencaps of Don Luffyone, we all know how the two look so similar etc etc. But honestly, the resemblance is even more obvious (and hilarious) when you look at the OG manga version (Sidenote but Don Luffyone is the only one who smokes cigars in the omake... Everyone else has plain ol' cigarettes... That sure was a decision there Oda)

And yeah, you might be thinking I picked this mangacap of Crocodile in particular because the resemblance is the most obvious here and I have My Crocodad Agenda to push etc etc. But I will have you know that the original omake was from Log Book 5, which was published February 28th 2006. Meanwhile that Crocodile is from the cover of chapter 398, published February 6th 2006. So these were drawn by Oda around the same time. I didn't just cherry pick this cover page because it's convenient for my evil agenda, if these were drawn around the same time then the likelihood the resemblance is intentional does legitimately go up a little. (Also since they're both drawn by Oda instead of random animators, again, it's a bit less coincidental and could be a bit more intentional)

But as I said, I think there might be more to the omake than that.

In the past people have also pointed out and joked how a mere few months before Oda revealed Dragon was Luffy's father to us in the story (post-Enies Lobby), in the Monster Time-omake Luffy was depicted as a dragon.

Needless to say, people believe this was intentional foreshadowing (/trolling) to the Dragon reveal by Oda-- if not it'd be one hell of a coincidence at the very least.

The reason I'm bringing that up is that if people think it's safe to assume Oda was hinting at Luffy's heritage in one omake by making him a dragon like his father, then why couldn't Oda do the same in another omake (by making Luffy a mafia boss who smokes cigars like his father)? Keep in mind that Monster Time was published in May 2006 (in Log Book 7), just three months after No Respect Time. So again, these are from the same era. To me, that just makes the resemblance between Don Luffyone and Crocodile seem even less coincidental

Oh, but there's one more omake I want to bring up.

So people do often bring up Nerd!Luffy's appearance in One Piece Gakuen spin-off manga, pointing out how much he looks quite a lot like the Theoretical Child Oda gave to Crocodile in that one SBS. Yeah. So. 'Bout that.

There was this one omake called Red Hair of Class 3-Sea Time, in which Luffy was a loser ass nerd. And man, that resemblance

Like it's one thing when a spin-off manga drawn by a different artist does A Thing. It's another when Oda himself does it

[egophiliac]

So the final character turns out to be based on Ryugen, but it feels kinda weird how there is also one based on Zangetsu and they aren't brothers

Or what if plot reveals they are brothers and he was actually adopted or stollen

I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S ACTUALLY RYUUGEN?! I made a joke about it when Toten got revealed but I didn't actually expect... (I'm counting it as a win though, which means I guessed three out of sixteen! ...given how wacky some of these got, I'm actually pretty proud of that.)

he seems very sweet though! I hope he and his secret hamsters are very happy together. 🐹

(also:

THIS WAS MY EXACT TRAIN OF THOUGHT TOO! either this is an incredible bit of meta foreshadowing, or an incredible bit of Takahashi trolling, and I -- I honestly don't know which is more likely)

[royalarchivist]

Cellbit finally decoded the message behind the flags found on the ship he and the other Brazilians arrived on...

Tomorrow follow the blue bird, accompany her gather evidence discretely every book and photo you see Failure means losing your son forever

Jaiden said tomorrow something very big is happening that they've been working on for a while, but she doesn't know what it is. Is she the blue bird?

[rolandkaros]

GABRIELA DABROWSKI [CAN] & ERIN ROUTLIFFE [NZL] d. KATEŘINA SINIAKOVÁ [CZE] & TAYLOR TOWNSEND [USA] || WTA FINALS RIYADH DOUBLES FINAL || 11 09 2024

[generalgrievoussummerbod]

Another Inktober piece 😃

11 - Snack(s)

Kenabres, 4175 AR. Approximately one day before cultists attack the Defender's Heart.

(Best to click for better image quality, tumblr’s mangling the preview)

My KC, Dornik, distinctly remembers waking up in agony a few days ago and hearing Some Fucking Blond telling everyone to throw their mortally wounded body in an accommodating ditch, so now they're choosing violence~

Might be easier to read the panels individually on mobile, so I've included them along with some ramblings about characters and designs under the cut 😊.

Panels!

I love writing and drawing these characters so much aaaa, they're all DISASTERS and their designs are so fun. Everything about Wenduag's design is just chef's kiss I've never not had fun making art of her! Those eyes! Those adorable cheeks! Those damn spider leggies! She's so expressive and awful I love herrrrr.

Dornik and Daeran are both great for challenging myself. I'm not imagining Wenduag is tiny, Dornik's just a pretty strong orc who's nearly 7ft tall, and learning to capture that built-like-a-mountain vibe is so rewarding. (Because orc. More orc so good yesssss.) This picture is taken seconds before disaster (Dornik in all their 8 wis glory has yet to twig that Wenduag might take their hilarious joke as an endorsement) because what are beloved OCs for if not taking Ls?

With Daeran, one of my favourite things about his portrait is how vaguely unsettling it is, especially with his eyes, and I really want to capture that when I'm drawing him. His unhinged energy is so important to me 😍, and the idea of that rhythm of high energy-sudden stop (the first mask drops, revealing a second, equally beautifully crafted mask which is also but not entirely more true)-high energy dance is what inspired me to make this in the first place. That, and the escalating-curveballs dynamic you can have between him and your Commander 😍 just an absolute pair of menaces 😍.

And Cami's just always a delight to draw, she's trying hard (well. sometimes) to be so proper but underneath there is everything So Wrong With Her (Cami romancers if you're reading this you're strong and fearless and have all my support). There's such a threatening aura to play with and the contrast between her self and the facade she's trying to maintain is marvelous enrichment for the art brain.

[amtrak12]

HELP! I've fallen down a Bering and Wells hole again and can't stop watching fanvids. I misssssss them!!! 😢

[angelpuns]

I wish I could be very normal and ' enjoy each day as it comes' and 'live in the moment' but unfortunately if I do that how will I be prepared for the future in which I am more miserable???