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Reverse Mulan about a young man who disguises himself as a noblewoman and has to learn how to do passive-agressive politicking at dinner parties.
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So funny that Shang Qinghua is the one we call hamster when he's actually really intelligent, capable, and resilient. Meanwhile it's cucumber bro that will kill himself out of fear when faced with the smallest non issue like a real hamster
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Hey!
Really appreciating the cultural context posts you are sharing! It is really helping to recontextualize important details!!
So just a follow up to the name post, when we write fanfic, how would you say is the most culturally correct/appropriate way we can write the character's name during narration ('Xiaoshuai stood up.' or something ?) versus how they would call each other ?
Firstly: don't worry, this isn't a matter of being culturally correct or appropriate--it just sounds and lands weird to the Chinese ear. Using it wrong isn't offending anybody or rousing the anger of our ancestors or whatever, it's just a dead giveaway that you don't speak Chinese, which isn't a super huge shock when it comes to international fandom anyway, so truly, nobody needs to get pressed about this in any meaningful way unless you're going to write fan fiction that I want to read, in which case please God get this right so I don't have to back button out of that bitch.
In terms of how you'd use names in regular context, it's never incorrect when referring to someone to use their full name. Chinese family names don't serve the same purpose as Western surnames--they're an intrinsic part of a person's name, not separate from their given name. My parents still call me by my full name, including family name, very frequently, and not even because I'm in trouble.
If you worry that's not giving enough variation in your narrative, you can always default to the given name--if it has two syllables in it. If a character's full name is, to bring some necromancing twink action into it, Wei Ying, I cannot express to you how unhinged it sounds for that character to be referred to, whether by another character or by themselves or by the narrator as just "Ying." However, you can absolutely refer to them as Wuxian, as in Wei Wuxian.
Okay now I'm going to get into advanced weirdness 204: what would you refer to a character by if you're the narrator or POV character, referring to a different character?
If I'm thinking about myself, I am only ever going to think about myself in my full name, full stop. I have literally never thought about myself as anything other than Family Name Given Name in the private offices of my brain, unless I am calling myself a dumbass or something of a similar nature.
If I am thinking about someone else, all the things you might reasonably call that person out loud are things you could call them in the narrative. For example, if I am being a pervert about Guo Chengyu (facts), I could refer to him in a depraved screed about the stuff I want to do to and at him as "Guo Chengyu," as "Chengyu," as "Guo-zong" (Director Guo, presuming his work title), "Guo-shao" (young master Guo), "Chengyu-ge," Bro Chengyu (nonfucky), "Chengyu-gege" (unbelievably fucky), "Chengcheng" (if I want to get punched), "Yuyu" (also if I want to get punched), "Cheng'er" (if I'm some kind of female relative who is significantly more senior to him, but mostly limited to moms and maternal aunts), "xiao-Cheng" or "xiao-Yu" (if I'm an older male with reasonable closeness; this would not be appropriate in a work setting unless the person is significantly, significantly more senior than him and probably only acceptable if they're a friend of the family).
But you can also play with this. So if I have a secret crush on Guo Chengyu, and I'm in his long-suffering rotation of secretaries, I might generally refer to him--out loud and in my head--as Guo-zong (Director Guo), but in my heart, late at night when it's safe and I allow myself to hope, I might whisper "Chengyu-gege" to myself like a complete harlot.
I am aware this did not help at all. 👍
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gagging you with our red string of fate to shut you up for one fucking second
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Something something, the fact that Airplane didn't make Mobei-jun to love Airplane, he made Mobei-jun so that he, Airplane, would have someone to love, something something, ugly crying, chewing the furniture, something something.
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there's a p common attitude in fandom spaces (fandom in general, not a specific one) that's like "why care about canon, or the characters being ooc? we're here to play with the dolls any way we like" and as much as i obviously am a person who thinks about canon a lot in theory i'm into that. in practice though when popular fanon takes things in a wildly different direction from canon so often it's in the service of taking something that was originally canonically weird and interesting and making it blander. it's flattening a complex character into a broad archetype i've seen a million times before, it's taking two characters with a complicated canonical relationship and writing them in a way where you could find-and-replace the names with any other popular migratory slash fandom pairing and the fic would make as much if not more sense. if you're going to break away from canon at least do something interesting? don't make it less weird? i feel like i'm watching someone take a really beautiful expensive cut of wagyu steak and grind it into hamburger to cook it well done and cover it in ketchup
#hualian actually#but i guess the appeal is in taking your attachment to a character#and just transforming it into a different context#and for characters like hualian where. it's SO specific to their circumstances#it can be hard#to do anything transformative w them without simplifying them#but that's the challenge i think!#for me anyways. idk
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safe haven
#YESSSS#THEYRE SO SNUGGLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY#BELOVEDDDDDD#hualian#was hoping to work on writing or art while on holiday but isn't looking promising tbh#art stuff#faves
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in skyrim i married a homeless man and even though we are married and he lives in my huge fuckin house he still wears rags and asks me to give him 1 gold whenever i see him
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In the shrine of the Scrap Immortal and Crimson Rain Sought Flower, the Ghost King and the god are worshipped together.
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I've decided to try a new technique: when the tiresome artist brainworms try to get me, I'll give them to this guy instead. and then point & laugh at him. join me
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IT IS OUTTTTT!!!! TGCF SPECIAL EP 2!!!!!
"Gege, gege, are you tired? Or feeling unwell?"
SCREAMINGGGGGG THIS IS THE EXTRAS FROM THE BOOK SO ESTABLISHED COUPLE HUALIAN
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K-POP DEMON HUNTERS | Golden (Live)
I'm done hidin', now I'm shinin' like I'm born to be We dreamin' hard, we came so far, now I believe We're goin' up, up, up, it's our moment You sknow together we're glowing Gonna be, gonna be golden
#release the full performance video juseyo 🙏🏼#again i was surprised how fucking hard the performances went#the costumes the choreo the visuals i was actually impressed#like i saw stuff on twt but it didn't show how GOOD the huntrix performances were.#kpop demon hunters
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Okay, like, I know I ramble But when shootin' my words, I go Rambo Took blood, sweat, and tears, to look natural (Uh) That's how it's done, done, done
KPOP DEMON HUNTERS (2025) dr. Maggie Kang and Chris Appelhans
#like the raps in this movie are spot on#a mix of incredibly cringe and cheesy but rhythmically it fucking. SLAPS#THE SONGS SLAP i was not expecting to love these sequences that much#i was cringing but i also cringe listening to kpop#lover with a dollar sign is a loser#and yet#perfection#kpop demon hunters#also can i just say the huntrix visuals absolutely SLAP#THEIR LIGHTSTICK DESIGN ABSOLUTELY EATS ARE YOU KIDDING ME#the costumes too like the hanbok inspired top here????#the aesthetics are a DREAM#netflix isn't gonna do SHIT WITH IT#MAKE THE MERCH#if only our irl idols costumes fuck that HARD
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KPOP DEMON HUNTERS (2025)
#i'm sorry jinu is just so delicious and soobin looking#like.#kind giving peak weightlifting fairy nam joo jyuk#IM NOT IMMUNE TO THE KDRAMA MAN#kpop demon hunters
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"With the boys, one artist handled the three looks, costume-wise. When we first see them, we really wanted this bubble gum pop, very saccharine, super sweet look. The middle one is very brief, you see it right before they turn dark. And for the end, I really wanted them to look like the iconic Grim Reaper with the hat which is much more traditional. It has been done in K-pop before, but only because that is a traditional Korean look. We also tried to light them in more of a silhouette, because the hat is such an iconic thing. We just wanted to show the polar opposites of what a boy group could be."
─ Maggie Chang (Director) for Cartoon Brew
#i'm sorry did you mean txt#i didn't hear you.#did you mean txt#this just looks like txt to me#but like. more masc idk not my girlies#there's probably 3 txt songs that were released back to back w these damn concepts mark my words#but like cmon. the visuals match the txt members 1 to 1#the silhouettes????#sorry did you mean txt#the heart guy looks exactly like yeonjun.#mystery is literally beomgyu his mascot character is exactly like bamgeut ????#who are we kidding. txt peak#sorry i'm just on the tail end of my txt hyperfixation rn#anyway this movie is rlly good. jinu i am not immune to the kdrama man.#and the songs absolutely slap what the fuck
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the untamed is so fucked up like what if you were the brother of all time but in a cursed way. first your brother-in-law dies because your big sister loves you so much. then your big sister dies because she loves you so much. then your new big sister and little brother die because they love you so much. the only reason your og little brother doesn't die? because you died first. because you love him so much.
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