#i give up I’m going to sleep

[beggars-opera]

Trying to find out if the Mexican place my friend wants to go to has any specials coming up and apparently they are not allowed to exist on Facebook because every time I search Lolita tequila Boston it just helpfully informs me that kiddie porn is illegal and that I should seek professional help

[chirpsythismorning]

S5 opener REAL

[avadmortain]

iris by the goo goo dolls is soooo a du mortain romance coded 😭😭😭

[why-the-heck-not]

insomnia? do u mean my true crime podcast time

[lightblueminecraftorchid]

Thank u God. Today is a better day so far.

Also please pray for me. I got laid off from my job, and my old boss is trying to recommend me to a new one, but I don’t know the new people or have their contact info. Please pray someone gets back to me soon and I don’t stay out of work for too long, and that my new job won’t burn me out too badly.

[basil-under-a-blanket]

Just watched the deadpool wolverine movie and it was really cute (not that I’m much of a marvel guy.)Also if you wanna watch it without supporting disney and the like I recommend 🏴‍☠️(it’s what deadpool or whatever would want). Also also those bitches GAY holy shit I was half expecting they were gonna kiss near the end

[wundrousarts]

Mini Silverborn Countdown

If you’ve been around for a few years, you’ve seen me vaguely mention a “Silverborn Countdown Challenge” several times. It’s been delayed and changed as many times as the book itself, lol.

If anyone wants sort of a low-stakes, very chill and spaced out version of this ye olde never tackled challenge to complete in the next year before Silverborn, I propose what I’m doing:

Every 3 months leading up to the initial release, I am creating one thing based on each of the books.

January — Nevermoor

April — Wundersmith

July — Hollowpox

[vulpinesaint]

it’s like. i love being trans. and also if there was a loving god he wouldn’t do this to me

[calicoartie]

I HATE MY ROOMMATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[valewritessss]

Should I sneak into the kitchen to get a cookie at midnight yes or no

[humandisastersquad]

the urge to leave my current shitty job with shit management and inept coworkers vs my dislike of change and the job hunting process in general and what if the next job is somehow Even Worse

[lesbiansanemi]

Man I’m so tired

[mxed-salad-greens]

hormones!!! :D i’m doing them!!! :D the man ones!!! :D they smell kinda funny!!!! :D

[tragicslip]

This is what a lack of sleep will do to you kids.. Time for a hard nap 😴

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

should i sleep for a hundred million years or purposefully stop sleeping just to see what happens

[kinokoshoujoart]

woke up at 2 am in a cold sweat from an extremely stressful nightmare that there was a “disease” meter in SOS AWL

i found it out because i noticed a new icon under my health bar that looked exactly like this

from reading a guide (which i had to do while time moved since there was no way to pause) i learned that

you start with a randomly generated number of hidden Disease Points from 0-100

you can also increase/decrease your hidden Disease Meter by doing various things like snuggling sick animals / not washing hands / not sleeping / talking to certain npcs / eating diseased foods

every marriage candidate ALSO has a set amount of Disease Points

marriage candidates might refuse to marry you altogether if your Disease Points are too high, and at a certain point most npcs simply walk/run away from you on sight, and the music becomes all jank like in HMDS at high fatigue

when you get married your disease points are added to theirs, and if it is over 100% your child is born with the Diseased Personality, which overrides all the regular Naughty/Normal/Shy/Chatty personalities and makes any kind of skill development nearly impossible

i was especially distressed because looking at the table of contents rock had his own dedicated section to navigating his disease mechanics since they worked differently than the rest of the candidates

the rest of the dream was me reading the guide whenever i could, i kept trying to find moments when i could read it but for most of the dream it was really vague about rock, just ominously warning that he’s incredibly diseased and going “it’s best to avoid Rock because Well You Know”

so eventually i learned rock had 501 disease points which should be impossible since it’s meant to go from 1-100 (marlin had the second highest, at 70). i was despairing because it seemed impossible to enter chapter 2 with him in these circumstances, and time was moving quickly, but it turned out that you can cause an overflow error since the counter for child disease only counts to 200 before starting over, so if i got the maximum amount of disease points then it would wrap like 501 + 100 = 1 and our child would have the lowest possible disease of any child

so i spent the rest of the dream frantically trying to gain as many disease points as possible by talking to daryl repeatedly, touching as many surfaces without washing hands, eating failed dishes, talking to rock and agreeing with him during his multiple choice questions, but i got to the point where i was literally bedridden and had no options left to increase disease points since i was stuck in bed and no one would come visit / help me, i was just rotting with the Disease music blasting in my ears, awful