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beggars-opera · 3 months ago

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Trying to find out if the Mexican place my friend wants to go to has any specials coming up and apparently they are not allowed to exist on Facebook because every time I search Lolita tequila Boston it just helpfully informs me that kiddie porn is illegal and that I should seek professional help

#how.#the fuck does this place advertise #Jesus chrIST #i give up I’m going to sleep

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moonlightcycle571 · 16 days ago

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Wouldn’t it be funny if Billy could only give powers to one person at a time, so the Vasquez kids take turns being Captain Marvel Junior (as they still look like kids) and they make everyone thinks it’s one shape shifting child.

Reporter: Captain Marvel, who is this new protoge worth you?

Marvel: you’ve met Junior though?

Mary, who wanted to take over: yeah we talked last week.

Reporter: ah what

At first it’s just Mary and Freddy (mostly Freddy cause he’s really into being a superhero) so everyone thinks Captain Marvel Junior is a shape shifting gender fluid kid and Marvel is a supportive dad.

But then the other Vasquez’s join in the fun

Reporter: Captain, new protoge?

Eugene, in it for shots and giggles: Claire, it’s me, Junior

Reporter: … you’re Asian now?

Eugene: woooooowww

Marvel: that’s low even for you

Reportee: but I-

Eugene: Both Captain and I have lived lives of many genders, colours and have been in many cultures. And yet you shame me for feeling nostalgic and reverting to an ancient form of mine.

Reporter: I- w h a t

It’s sparks a lot of debate of cultural appropriation for shapeshifters in general, with a lot of people invoking Martian Manhunter, fae and other shapeshifters. So naturally Pedro steps up

Captain Marvel and Junior both volunteering at a homeless shelter.

Reporter: … junior?

Pedro: yes?

Reporter: what are you doing

Pedro, making an ancient Mexican recipe he got from the Library in the Rock: making a dish I learned a couple of centuries ago from my then family.

Reporter, really doesn’t want to get cancelled: ok

Naturally this takes a lot of coordination, and a lot of people test them by giving info to one kid, and different info to the other. Solomon sees right through them cause the divine group chat is connected to Billy and the chosen Junior. Things were starting to chill for a bit. Then Darla joined in.

Darla, visibly younger than the other forms: Hi :D

Reporter: why do you keep getting younger and younger???

Darla: :3

At this point the reporter is so done. Are you a child with a lightning emblem on you? You are Captain Marvel Junior. And it seems to work most of the time.

Billy: *gets deaged as Cap*

Reporter: oh junior! New form? This one looks closer to Cap!

Billy: I’m not Junior???

Reporter: *bluescreens*

Bonus:

In a Justice League Meeting

Flash: So is Junior like a mantle? If so why is it only one kid at a time?

Hal: yeah, what do the others do when you take one at a time?

Billy, an absolute troll at heart: what do you mean, it’s the one kid?

Superman: what???

Billy: yeah so Junior hasn’t settled into which form they like the best and switch it up. I think they like it better that way.

Martian Manhunter, troll n2: *nods along* finding ones main form is an important part of self discovery. On Mars, many like to alternate between forms as they could not be tied down to one.

JL: ah

Bonus 2:

Batman: *slowly puts away the ‘Not An Adoption Problem’ Support Group invite*

Bonus 3:

Dudley: please please please please

Billy, fed up: WHY

Dudley: it’ll be so funny.

Billy: you know what, fine!

Later Dudley is given some powers but decides to only let the Reporter see him.

Reporter: … Junior????

Dudley: no one will ever believe you *flies off*

#billy batson #dc captain marvel #shazamily #the Vasquez kids #Billy can only give powers one person at a time au #naturally everyone is going to be a little shit about it #so they alternate #I’m not sure if Rosa and Victor would join #maybe as a treat they could #giving fun twists to limits on abilities cause we deserve it #people are going to nerf Billy anyways #I’m looking at you DC #no joke guys I was about to go to sleep but then I thought of this and immediately got up to type this #my eyes legit flung open and kicked off the blanket but then tripped and hit my head #still writing this though cause I would have forgot it and it would have been a waste #so sorry if there’s some types #I’m going to get some ice now

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chirpsythismorning · 9 months ago

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S5 opener REAL

#byler #will byers #stranger things #every season besides s4-5 opens with non main characters #for el we got a flashback of the lab followed by her perspective in the scene directly after #and I think for Will we will see something similar #with us getting the flashback of him in castle byers in the UD #followed by him in the present in the scene after #but what exactly would warrant that memory being brought up in association with Will in the present?#mayhaps his connection to the mindflayer and the UD run deeper than we realize…#it’s likely not something he could just rid himself of in s2 and now he’s all good #he literally still feels a connection to everything he is feeling #that means he is still technically at risk of being the spy in some capacity #the massacre at Hawkins lab also was a guiding force for El discovering the ‘truth’ in s4 #so it’s likely for Will this instance will operate in a way that re-contextualizes the events in the past up to now #like that time Will suggested they go to the hospital in s3 only for the flayed to be waiting for them #or how flayed Billy knew they were at the cabin…#all while Will was looking cryptic as hell in that scene watching over el #or the fact that he picked Billy in the first place the season after he focused on Will…#you know.. williams #I think the easiest way to introduce the castle Byers flashback is a dream honestly #specifically a dream within a dream #seeing that recent leak and Will looking like either he has a black or hasn’t slept in days #is giving very much ‘I am afraid to sleep bc I’m scared of what will happen’#I think dude is not exactly possessed in the sense that we already saw in s2 with like the particicles #but he’s still vulnerable #the door is still ajar…#no but fr this idea of opening a door in your mind was so blatant in st2 AND s3b of teen wolf #I think a big part of it will be guilting Will over the fact that Will has helped him before without Will telling the others #hence his weird vibe in s3… like he’s already successfully fucked with Will post s2 potentially with us being none the wiser aka here we go

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avadmortain · 2 months ago

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iris by the goo goo dolls is soooo a du mortain romance coded 😭😭😭

#hiiii i fear the brain worms are bacCKK #like what do you meannnnn #AND ID GIVE UP FOREVER TO TOUCH YOU CAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU FEEL ME SOMEHOW #WHEN EVERYTHINGS MADE TO BE BROKEN….. I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW WHO I AM #<- soooo b3 romance coded #anyways i’m running on 0 sleep & ungodly amounts of caffeine i love finals week!!!! (im going insane 🤸🏻‍♂️🤸🏻‍♂️🤸🏻‍♂️)#twc #the wayhaven chronicles #a du mortain #lexi x ava #adam x alex

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why-the-heck-not · 10 months ago

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insomnia? do u mean my true crime podcast time

#u know bc now I can convince my brain I slept a little bc I had my eyes closed for like 2h while listening to it #it’s like u can almost gaslight it into thinking that that podcast was actually dreaming bc we for sure were asleep yes #also this sucks bc it’s ahead of its schedule; I can’t sleep during summers so like what is this then #the climate change is affecting my insomnia cycle damnit #real unfortunate tho if it keeps going for longer (just been like 2ish weeks now) bc I got a thesis plus other shit to do #(also to anyone who’s unclear on the subject; yes I have slept during these 2ish weeks I'm not dying i'm just hella tired bc it’s not good #refreshing long sleeps bc mf it takes like 5 hours to fall asleep)#(except today bc it’s 7am and I’m giving up on it & hopefully will have a nap sometime during the day idk)#(im tired and getting increasingly more stressed abt becoming more tired and then not having the energy to do things that I fully neeed to #get done and how the stress just yes helps ah nice)#(sorry for ranting in thr tags; weird state of mind here bc of aforementioned)#march 2024 #2024

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roses-r-free · 1 month ago

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chat this is my wife whether you like it or not I DONT CARE ANYMORE I DONT CARE WHETHER I GET KILLED WITH STICKS OVER THIS I AM A MARRIED WOMAN AND I LOVE MY WIFE OKAY

#I DONT HAVE A CARE IN THE WORLD #actually i do but like #WHATEVAHHH #i love my wife #more than i love you #i’m a selfshipper i fear #and idk if the ghosts fandom fws selfshippers #BUT IDGAF #who give a shit #sorry i have had 2 hours of sleep #i’m tired and i can’t go back bc i’m in pain #i’ve fucked up my sleep schedule once again #i’ll shut up now #bbc ghosts #julian fawcett #my wife

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lightblueminecraftorchid · 3 months ago

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Thank u God. Today is a better day so far.

Also please pray for me. I got laid off from my job, and my old boss is trying to recommend me to a new one, but I don’t know the new people or have their contact info. Please pray someone gets back to me soon and I don’t stay out of work for too long, and that my new job won’t burn me out too badly.

#blue chatter #I might be able to actually get smth done today #I rested LOTS yesterday #and going to DND helped #I think I need some more social time with friends to help with the Encroaching Sadness Void #while still giving myself time to rest and sleep #bc I’m constantly tired #but I’m doing laundry which is a lot of work for me rn #so everyone be proud of me #mayb I’ll ask Lemony to do a productivity call with me tonight #I know I don’t have to finish my methods section bc I got an extension #but I still want to get as much done as I can #and I still have research methods to work on #I have neuroscience coloring to do by tomorrow morning #and I have ASL tomorrow and I missed ASL yesterday so I need to catch up on that as well #Blegh #taking half a day off sure causes a lot of homework #but I am getting laundry done!

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hana-bobo-finch · 13 days ago

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a strange trend in my favorite characters I realize is that I tend to heavily gravitate toward somewhat obscure, antagonistic forces

#shoutout to the multiple months when I was young when I was obsessed with flatwoman #‘who the fuck is flatwoman’ heh. well. you ever watch the pbs kids show peg + cat?#she appeared in like two episodes and let’s just say. I would’ve died for her as a kid #and yup ok you guessed it this trend continued with my boy pumpkin daddy #what thehell is wrong with that guy and more important question why is he my absolute favorite character of all time #I’m not even talking strictly about PDBC here alright? in that I have full control over him #in ROOTS? oh boy unstoppable force of nature someone Actually euthanize him or something he’s going to commit heinous crimes if left alone #he’s So bizarre mind if I just talk about that before going back to sleep? his morals are all over the place #‘this poor abandoned child. her mother should be ashamed of doing this to her. anyway let’s kidnap her for money’#and then he fucking pretends that he didn’t remember that happening #not that it DIDNT happen but that he just doesn’t remember it??.okay go off king??#at this point I don’t even know if he was lying he might just have Alzheimer’s or something he’s gettin kinda old #also Alzheimer’s is the worst word ever I have to look it up to spell it every time ffs so annoying #also worth mentioning that he almost got himself killed in a pursuit of someone’s money #and then not even a YEAR later he was back at it again trying to scam the SAME people lol GIVE IT A REST #I didn’t type lol this is travesty istg I didn’t type lol there there’s a lol ghost on the loose #he needs to be put down or something #and why the hell is he actually one of the nicest parents like huh?..?man what??#yeah this is my little science experiment I made solely for money. i love her she’s beautiful she’s awesome #my brother in Christ pick a side are you horrible or not #ok also wait that reminds me. it was unintentionally implied that he wasn’t evil once #I won’t go into it for the sake of time but. raises eyebrow. what the hell do you mean #at least I think it was unintentional. it’s still weird to me and I never bothered asking #anyway I should probably go back to sleep I have n appointment in like. two hours. sigh #yayyyy I love characters who suck!!! 🥰🥰🥰 pop off you asshole king and or queen

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ficandkaboodle · 24 days ago

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Razzle/Microwave Society-style movie commentary channel featuring Swiss, Dew, Rain, and Phantom

#the band ghost #ghost bc #originally this was the Papas #but. the ghouls would rake in views like they had machinery #nameless ghouls #Swiss ghoul #dewdrop ghoul #rain ghoul #phantom ghoul #I’m such a fucking loser I made myself convulse with laughter #because I thought about Razzle’s but of rhyming their names with innuendo and the mom from the Diary of a Wimpy Kid movies #and just picturing the goils trying to pull that shit #‘Need a satisfied Miss? Call Swiss’#‘Let Dew-in to some Susan’#‘S-she’s giving brain to Rain’#‘Wh-when. Uh. When Susan. Can’t get her pants up call Phantom —‘#let me go to sleep I’m clearly delirious

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basil-under-a-blanket · 5 months ago

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Just watched the deadpool wolverine movie and it was really cute (not that I’m much of a marvel guy.)Also if you wanna watch it without supporting disney and the like I recommend 🏴‍☠️(it’s what deadpool or whatever would want). Also also those bitches GAY holy shit I was half expecting they were gonna kiss near the end

#only big downsides in the movie were the blood effects were janky and there was a boomer humor ass joke #🏴‍☠️ is a victimless crime #if buying isn’t owning 🏴‍☠️ isn’t stealing #don’t give your money to shitty companies #deadpool #deadpool & wolverine #fanfic writers gonna lap this movie up #I know it isn’t peak cinema but it’s campy and fun (again if you 🏴‍☠️ it. it isn’t fun to give bad companies money.)#anyways ta ta goodbye I’m gonna go sleep now #deadpool 3 #deadpool and wolverine

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iknowwhereyousleepatnight · 5 months ago

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should i sleep for a hundred million years or purposefully stop sleeping just to see what happens

#i have slept 2 hours and haven’t been able to fall asleep again for like 3 hours and i was really tired and mad abt it but now i am not #tired and not mad abt it so maybe the path i should be taking is to stop sleeping. sleeping a lot gives me little energy and i’ve been #having trouble sleeping anyway so maybe i should use this to my advantage and run my little sleep deprivation experiment that i was #originally planning to do a couple years back but then got sooo eepy sleepy that i didn’t really get far. but maybe that’s bc i wanted to #go 72 hours straight w/o sleep so i could record my response to it. i should be more subtle i think. maybe only a few hours a night #and more 30 hour waking periods. do not listen to a single thing i say ever i’m an unreliable narrator btw. i think i could trigger smth #fun to happen i:m a good age for sleep deprivation to do something fun and interesting to me and i want to play god #but i’d get kinda sad being awake all the time bc sleeping is like my number one coping mechanism. then again the pain of losing #that on top of the physical and mental consequences of sleep deprivation would be like so cool. it would pain me so much #but i find that compelling. do not listen to a single word i say i will realize this is dumb later but rn i do kinda want to think abt #running my little experiments and trying to ruin myself further. i’m such a good thing to think abt experimenting on bc i’m so affected #by things i just wish i had more force of will Does anyone want to kidnap me and keep me awake for 72 hours (i’m thinking electrocution #will be involved) and keep notes i fear i’d give up and i wouldn’t keep good enough track of things which would be so sad #obvi it would be unethical but i’m cool w that. i would also want it all on camera for review purposes. hmm i’m digging this idea. 72 hours #is not very long and i doubt there would be lasting consequences so it seems like a good idea. however i’d want to do this when i have #things to keep me busy and restricted access to places to sleep. okay i must think on this further pay no mind to what i say unless u have #suggestions like how to keep yourself from giving in bc i always have difficulty w that one

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wundrousarts · 1 year ago

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Mini Silverborn Countdown

If you’ve been around for a few years, you’ve seen me vaguely mention a “Silverborn Countdown Challenge” several times. It’s been delayed and changed as many times as the book itself, lol.

If anyone wants sort of a low-stakes, very chill and spaced out version of this ye olde never tackled challenge to complete in the next year before Silverborn, I propose what I’m doing:

Every 3 months leading up to the initial release, I am creating one thing based on each of the books.

January — Nevermoor

April — Wundersmith

July — Hollowpox