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the vegetarian experience watching the new episode
#technically im not vegetarian i just don't eat red meat but that's harder to explain#i was laughing so much that it took me until like halfway through the video before i realized i can't say shit about this topic#top five beatdown#watcher entertainment#ryan bergara#joyce louis-jean#keith habersberger#shane madej#burgers#we are watcher#meme#watcher memes#top five beatdown ep#we ranked our top5 fast food burgers ft. keith habersberger#top 5 beatdown#wearewatcher#vee talks
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#man ive never seen an eating disorder kill someone else besides a parent infecting a child but my nana is really trying#shes like 1000% orthotexic. will not eat anything not filled with vegetables or fat. and my grandpa is 87yo with a heart condition currentl#in the hospital for covid bc thry went to Christmas church and dont believe in being vaccinated and my dad is so frustrated#bc he knows his mom is not gonna give his dad hearty foods. he needs to eat like protein shakes and meat and ice cream. anything thats not#her cooking which sucks on top of being extremely healthy. except its not healthy bc they dont eat a balanced diet#so its my nanas eating disorder killing her husband and shes so fucking frustrating. im like 99% sure she has obsessive compulsive#personally disorder bc she fits to a T and has zero insight. she may have full on 0cd bc talking to my dad he has more obvious 0cd#compulsions than i do. he used to say phrases before going to bed and would take 2 steps across the floor to prevent bad things from#happening. so like im pretty sure my nana is where i get my perfectionism and 0cd. god. i wish i could express how fucked up she is#like my dad said at least he had a stable home to grow up in but like she has zero sympathy for other people. cannot look past herself. wil#not wear a mask bc she doesnt care enough abt other ppl. my dad was like: u would not have survived in that house. which is fair bc i am#barely keeping it together coming from a stable home with two sympathetic parents who i know love me#and like its sad that they're suffering the effects of buying into the fox news bullshit and its killing them#but also. genuinely. i think theyre not very good ppl. theyre the type of people who think they're better bc they're religious. white. and#thin. and theyre not better thsn anyone. their grandchildren cant stand them. well cant stand her at least. papa is just quite so its hard#to say what hes thinking. apparently he was confused last night and saying something about eating dinner on the golf course. which sounds#nicer thsn being in the hospital lol. ugh. he seems not long for this world tbh. may he pass peacefully to b with his 1st wife who died of#brain cancer at age like 20 or something. so it goes. bleh. how many funerals are intended for me in the next 5 years? hopefully none but#that seems improbable with the unspoken drain circling that seems to b going on in this family. old age and like almost 10 years of cancer#defying the stats but for how much longer?#i dunno. its just so weird to watch these things happen and not talk about it directly to the other ppl who see it#i worry that ill come off as too callose or inappropriate bc i have that tendency when something bad is happening but thats everyone else#excuse? idk i just feel like its better to talk abt things#unrelated#ed mention#i tell u this so i can say these things to someone and also bc if i were u. i would like to hear the drama#bc im nosey and i assume other r too ;-]
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The most important invention of the 2020s so far is chocolate-dipped fruits that you can just buy in bags in the freezer aisle of many groceries. please for the love of god keep this up
#I think it's new anyway#Chocolate strawberries have been one of my top 5 favorite desserts since I could eat solid food and I'm not exagerrating#So I think if this was sold earlier in my life. I would have So gotten on that#but i'd never seen it until like. last year. when my life was changed forever#It also enlightened me to the idea of just . eating normal frozen berries sans chocolate#Which is honestly fucking great because they're just as nutritious as fresh fruit And really good snacks#And I don't have to rinse or cut them first. the nice freezer people did that for me#and i can have them out of season :)#Frozen strawberries sweet cherries and blueberries are all like. god tier#i didn't like the sour cherries :(
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Also it looks like I’ll be taking ex-coworker out for pho this weekend, she’s never had it before :V if I’m being evil and strategic, I won’t tell her that it’s a cash only place so I can pay her back for the burger. but I suppose the fair thing to do is give her autonomy and fight over the bill on equal terms rather than having an unfair advantage.
#my ramblings#tbh it’s been pretty easy to cut takeout out of my spending habits#because I kind of hate ordering delivery#the food prices are jacked up AND you have to pay and tip the driver AND the food isn’t as fresh#I’d rather eat at a restaurant as a treat or eat with friends if it comes down to it#and also food is so expensive in the usa#I used to think a reasonable amount to spend on lunch was 10-15 and a reasonable price for dinner was 20-25#nowadays the prices aren’t that…#any time I see the price of a cucumber roll I wince#that guy used to be $4 tops what do you mean it’s being sold for $5-6#also also I never trust delivery from a restaurant I haven’t been to#in fact I barely trust delivery from a restaurant I *HAVE* been to#there’s a place that only does hash browns for the breakfast menu#like grated potato hash browns#I love when the potatoes are grated. I hate grating potatoes for hash browns but it tastes so good.#ANYWAY I paid the STUPID upcharged price for delivery#and it came COLD#so fucking mad. I’ll never order delivery from that place again.#I’ll go to eat tho I haven’t been there in a while#it’s a little fancy. not like folded napkin fancy but farm to table fancy.#eating out at a restaurant last weekend was like ‘yeah I do enjoy this :) especially going to restaurants I enjoy :)’
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I FORGOT TODAY WAS THE DAY WITH NO ELECTRICITY THEY TOLD US ABOUT A FEW MONTHS AGO I KNEW ID FORGET ABOUT IT THE DAY IT WOULD COME
#and I barely have any battery#and can’t eat all my data#AND THE HIUSE IS ALL DAEK BECAUSE THE STUPID STORES (don’t know the english name) WORK WITH ELECTRICITY#can’t even cook because one the food is in the fridge two we have stupid PLAQUES ÉLECTRIQUES#AND MY HAIR IS WET AND I CANT BLOW DRY IT#oh and I can’t leave the house either because again no electricity therefore gate can’t open#and I only had 4 hours of sleep last night#like a cherry on top#end of rant#for now#it will only last until early afternoon#but 4h feels like a lot in these conditions#almost 5 actually
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Accidentally stumbled onto the dark side of Tumblr again, DEAR GRACE SOME FOLKS NEED INTENSE THERAPY, or need to stop doing drugs, maybe both, my eyes, my poor, poor eyes, I need a holy water and bleach combo
Also I should watch gravity falls again
#I also stumbled upon the extremely delulu side by accident#no idea if its ragebait or what but someone was just like EXTREMELY AGAINST ALASTOR IN ANY SHIP#which is valid you have your own opinion I respect that BUT THEY LITERALLY SAID ITS BECAUSE ALASTOR HIMSELF TOLD THEM?#Alastor is a fictional character and HE BETTER STAY THAT WAY#reminded me of those creepypasta kids who would pretend that Slenderman was real and be edgy#I was friends with one of those#they were... not the healthiest friendship like I'm not super traumatized by them but they definitely left a mark#took me like two years to not jump at the mention of their name#it's like 5 am for me rn I gotta get up in a couple to babysit children which is fitting because todays fic is a daycare au fic thats very#wholesome and I'm having fun writing it IT HEALS THE SCARS#i want corn bread again#my mom makes this really good cheddar cheese cornbread and it's tasty#she also makes like this honey one which is just corn bread with honey drizzled on it and popped into the air fryer#I'm also lowkey craving this casserole I made once with corn bread#I forgot what it's called but it had ground beef+ taco seasoning mixed with like vegetables and a TON of cheese and#it's just so TASTY i love it#like my all time favorite casserole#speaking of casseroles i can't wait for thanksgiving to roll around#I'm allergic to rice but theres this cheese rice and broccoli casserole that gets made#I sometimes sneak a bite#I'm not like deathly allergic I just break out in hives like with tomatoes#OO PLUS THANKSGIVIN' TURKEY my dad makes like a GREAT gravy to go with it#I look forward to it every year#and I'm from the south so we also have sweet potatoes mashed potatoes with marshmallows and cinnamon roasted on the top#and depending if my moms side is visiting we GET PUERTO RICAN FOOD#my mom makes the best food ever#i remember I had macaroons and me and moony were sneakily eating them in the kitchen because they were just for us#and my younger cousin walked in like “Ph macaroons! i want one” and I#without missing a beat just told him “Sure but their pumpkin spice flavored” and he left#it wasn't pumpkin spice it was mango I jsut didn't want to share with him Because the macarons were a reward I need to sleep now goodbye
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also i ate half a sheet tray of lasagna today but i also hadnt had an actual meal in days due to stress and shock so i was actually really justified in garfing it
#lasagna is like a top 5 fav food#like it never occurs to me as a fav food but whenever its available to me i eat like 6 slices
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they should invent an eating that isn't impossible
#the worst thing is. i love food#good food is easily top 5 reasons to live#i even like cooking a lot of the time!#but man. when i'm feeling shitty trying to get myself to eat is like#herculean task#and then i just have to do it again in six hours or so. ridiculous#is this a “vent post”#i think it might be#there's a first for everything i guess
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Being poor as fuck makes recovery really difficult. We've been skipping weeks buying groceries, and you can't get very far with $300 anymore. This shit sucks man.
#theres 5 of us in the house normally then 2 kids on top of that#that waste A Lot of our food Thursday through Sunday#like they'll eat half a banana leave the other half on the counter then come back an hour later and get ANOTHER banana#and they do That but with All our food and their father doesn't pay for shit#I've hardly eaten anything all week because I've been sick and because we didn't buy what I eat#kieran posts
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You requested de-extinction asks: please elaborate re Baijis / the need to fix the problems that killed them?
hiii yeah thanks! so as i see it the main goal of de-extinction shouldn’t be to practice gene editing or to cosmically right the past wrongs of humanity or whatever, it should be conservation which helps existing ecosystems.
this is species reintroduction rather than de-extinction, but the yellowstone wolves are a good classic example of what i mean. there were no wolves in yellowstone park then after a lot of legal back-and-forth a bunch of wolves were brought down from canada and released in the park. and it was great, the wolves lowered the elk population, which increased the aspen tree population, which changed the character of rivers and prevented erosion because the banks were held together better by the aspen tree roots. so Everything got better bc of the wolves. i think that’s like an ideal outcome for when de-extinct species are reintroduced. the wooly mammoth is one that seems like it might do that in siberia.
so for a successful de-extinction, the ecosystem has to be able to be improved by the animal. if yellowstone was all highways and gas stations there would be a much lesser impact in reintroducing wolves because the trees wouldn’t be able to come back in the same way. or if the reintroduced wolves were unable to hunt because of noise interfering with their ability to sense elk.
the baiji was a chinese freshwater river dolphin in the yangtze river. the river has a lot of fishing with nets, industrial pollution, and noise pollution, it's very busy. the baiji were really sensitive to noise and have bad eyesight, mostly relying on hearing, so the boats especially were harmful and confusing for them. this river is continues to be really commercial, so i imagine if the baiji were put back they wouldn’t be able to have any ecosystem effects or really maintain their own population, they’d just continue to be harmed by the industry rather than doing their normal habits that might benefit the ecosystem.
#this is so long i feel like lemony snicket like i can’t explain x without explaining y and to explain y i need to talk about z#it turns out it's not 100% clear that they're actually extinct? either way super critically endangered and no sightings for a long time.#and as top predators who have long gestation periods it wld be hard for them to come back from a few specimens#i remember exactly this quote i must have read like 5 years ago#it was someone saying about how bad food supply had gotten under mao and it was eat the baiji or starve and they had to eat the baiji but#'we didn't want to eat the baiji we loved the baiji'#i hope that's right i can't find the book online to check#post i made#extinct animals#de-extinction#asks
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Me 🤝Yumemi
Wanting to fucking SLEEP
#capri talks#vent (? sort of)#5 hours is an improvement on yesterday's 1 hour of sleep... but still not enough sleep in general >:(#accidentally got into the 'too tired to eat' -> 'too hungry to sleep' cycle last night (well early morning) and uh. Do Not recommend#so even though I only had 1hr that day I still took 500 years to go to fucking sleep... then noises outside woke me up earlier than I wante#SO... all in all I'm having a shit time in that general department of life right now. as I frequently seem to do :')#and also to top it off my weekly food order is missing stuff that I was really looking forward to T^T sighs loudly#going to try and make today a better day since we've already started at rock bottom... wish me good luck on my mission *thumbs up*#delete later
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#fun to see where i’m at so far this year with music#i eat song lyrics instead of food#indigo being a top 5 album but it’s just me listening to closer on repeat#+ sprinkles of lonely#curious where d-day will fall come december
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If it's not too late; top 5 favourite foods?
It is not too late at all!!
Chocolate. Just. I love it. Dark chocolate if we're getting specific
Scones!! I love them
Salt & vinegar crisps
Pizza (but like a very specific pizza)
Ham baguettes (with lettuce ideally)
Put “top 5” anything in my inbox and I'll answer
#thanks for the ask!!!#vaguely functional directions#top 5#the lesbian herself#this was acc rlly hard for me#because i do not enjoy a lot of foods#lmao#should have been an easy one#and yet#i have super sensitive taste buds so it's difficult for me to find things to eat
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You must hate formal dinners. Because the fish served is lighter less filling than the main course. I'll be sure never to invite you for Christmas dinner.
[Richard shrugging his shoulders]
Where did I say every day? If I've had a large breakfast or am going to have a big multi-course dinner than I have a smaller lunch. It doesn't take hours to eat. Mignardise is a bite size dessert. So not a big thing but something that can be eaten in one bite. Like a chocolate, petite four, bite sized tart. Coffee shop it is.
That is way too many courses. Who needs that many courses? Feels like its just to show off. I mean, how is fish and main course something different?? Thank God I'll never have to know.
[Grant making a face like 'wtf is up with you rich people and your 7 course meals???']
You really have a soup or salad starter course with your lunch every day? I mean, that sounds like a good lunch, but who has time for all that?? And what the fuck is a mignardise? Why don't we just start with the coffee shop. It's totally a thing, and I am very certain.
#grant#he will offer bc how can he sit and eat food while g has flavored cardboard bits#and yes agreed about the shared appetizer#appetizers were always top tier to me growing up bc eating out was rare#getting an app to share even more so lol#so i agree g xD#meanwhile r over here getting 5-7 courses for family meals at home lmao
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jalapeño eggggggggggg
#toy txt post#its Jalapeño Egg time again!!!!!!!#and afternoon coffee#would love to get to a point. in my mental health. spoon distribution. executive function and time management that i could#hold a job and still have jalapeño egg and coffee everyday. maybe have a couple chickens or smth#ive gotten it to be fairly medium spoons on. a good day. or like high spoons medium high reward#the spoon to payoff ratio seems achievable to Balance#compliments the coffee well#if youre curious its Very Basic egg bc i am a Simple Man i and i dont like fancy shit with lots of ingredience generally.#not like on principle just like. statistically speaking.#pan with butter. 2-3 eggs bc that seems like a Normal and Reasonable Amount to allow myself to eat while leaving enough eggs for Future Me#as well. the butter i use is salted. if that matters. u can prolly get away with like olive oil or dairy substitute or somethin idk.#i can tolerate lactose and i like it with the butter. be generous w the butter. stir the eggs up in a little mug or smth like scrample em.#break the yolks and mix em in. cook eggs to your desired egg cookedness. put on plate#put sliced jalapeño pickles on top to desired amount#voila#jalapeño egg. you can alter this as you want. go crazy mix in all sorts of shit put the jalapeños in while youre cooking it cheese whatever#idc. i dont like all that stuff in mine and i prefer it w the jalapeños added after its done cooking personally. pairs well with#black coffee. good black cofffee. like pickle n coffee but elevated. think it takes me like maybe 30 min to do both egg and coffee and#clean up/set aside to clean up later. BUT thats also including the fact that im making coffee in a fancy lil stupid pour over and gotta#babysit it to make sure it hits all those grounds evenly. and watch the bubbles. could deffo do it faster if u have a faster way to make/#have the coffee haha#learning to cook food at all has been learning that i was right as a child when i realized i dont like fancy/complicated ass foods#again not necessarily on principle just like. everytime i see some recipe or gourmet shit or fucking food network im like#wow thats uh. Pretty. that sure looks like it takes a Lot Of Skill And Work! good job!#personally i wouldve stopped like about 5 ingredients and 400 steps ago and not just cos im lazy as shit. that part is bonus#anyway ☆this is not a moral judgement of fancy ass foods. i simply tend not to like them and my Annoyed Tone is purely from#going to some silly little event and they never got basic ass boring fucking plain god damn brownies anymore. everyones gotta get fancy and#Do Shit to em and leave me No Options. smh. its Fine Youre Fine To Like The Fancy Desserts and Many Ingredient Dishes#its Fine! youre Fine! to eat and like fancy desserts and shit. i am simply a Picky Bitch Eater Grumbling In The Corner. let me liiiive
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#ughhh i tried drawing a br0 /cal comic idea i had but all i really got was the complete sketch#im just not in the right mindset to be drawing right now. probably because im in a lot of pain lol#its stressing me out bc i havent drawn in a while but i have so many ideas written down that i want to do and multiple wips#both drawing and writing#i had a long day so im just gonna fuck off in bed for a while prob scroll tumblr maybe try to write or read#i spent like 2 and a half hours cooking jambalaya earlier (when standing for even 5 minutes is excruciating) so im exhausted#i was like sobbing into my (intentionally extra slimy) okra infested food#there was an entire pack of okra i put in there and i made SURE to cut and cook it the way that makes it slimier and ...#... it was THE BEST mouthfeel ever the food was SO good (even tho i forgot worcestershire sauce rip my fav lol)#the zucchini was slimy and melty the shrimp was melty the chicken and chicken sausage was so good#omg but i was like crying the whole time i ate it bc pain#its hard enough to cook when im 'not' in pain because standing hurts#the slime was worth it but it was at the cost of the rest of the day. at least i have a ton of leftovers#but im gonna need to clean and freeze the second pack of okra tomorrow. no way i can eat all that on top of the food from today#so im scared for that bc i only have a couple more painkillers (i need to save them for things like. cooking for 2 hours.)#when is my back gonna get better im so tired of this!#anyway.#vent#personal#delete later / /
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