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something about ellie being from the deep deep country south is so sexy to me. tipping her hat to all the baddies when she walks into her favorite spots…. something’s creamy .
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OMG HI YOU PROB DONT REMEMBER ME BUT WERE MOOTS! I changed my user but it’s been so long hiiii🥹🥹💗
omg hi lovely <3
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I will NEVER let ppl forget that Brad Pitt terrorised and beat Angelina Jolie and their kids so bad on a plane ride that a report was filed by the FBI with multiple witnesses. And I will never forget that Angelina Jolie filed for divorce from him almost immediately after that incident in 2016 and it wasn't until THIS YEAR that Pitt agreed to it after ALMOST A DECADE of dragging her and their kids through bullshit defamation court proceedings. But you'd never know because that fucker is everywhere with his fake racecar movie and shitty cheek fillers and everyone just eats it up. So many people warned that the Depp v Heard case would light the way for famous abusers to be rehabilitated in the public eye and it did. It proved to abusers that they don't even need to be sorry or acknowledge what they did they can just keep showing up, smear their victims behind the scenes with astro turfing and let the fans and industry do the rest. brad pitt, Kevin Spacey, James Franco, Ezra Miller, Johnny Depp etc. all of them are thriving in the spotlight rn and being invited to major industry events and even winning awards despite documented incidents of abuse. It's so fucking depressing.
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Wifeplay where you have sex with your wife who loves you and you love her
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need to lock in on writing requests. i fear i made a promise and did not deliver. trust my google docs will be working overtime tonight
#maren.txt#my wife is coming over next month so i have been deeply distracted by my excitement#alas. not even for my marriage will the grind stop. i must lock in
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PXGETURNER'S THREE YEAR ANNIVERSARY CAFÉ!
Hiii loves! Today marks the day I posted my first fanfic on Tumblr, three years ago! so I wanted to do a celebration to commemorate!
disclaimer: please only send one "drink" per ask please! also, i haven’t decided this will end but it’ll at the very least last until sunday (15th)



menu:
syrups. inclusions.
boba tea🧋: ask games! (fmk, cym, would you rather, top 5s, etc)
teapot 🫖: pick a "syrup(s)" from above + an "inclusion(s)" and I'll write a blurb!
espresso ☕️: give me hot takes in a fandom and I'll tell you whether or not I disagree (play nice!)
Italian soda🥤: share your headcanons and let's talk about them!
mate🧉: share your assumptions about me!
matcha 🍵: ask for book recommendations! (don’t forget what genre you want <3)
mutuals (love you xx):
@amourrs @chaos-4baby @lesbianjackies @arlowthenacho @antonellavanella @pasukiyo @limerlove
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Oh I just want to Eat you up!

i jumped in fright
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not sure if you’re taking any requests atm or not but i love your parents abby&reader series sm!!! ❤️❤️
also not sure if you’ve done this but could you write about abby actuslly finding out r is finally pregnant? or maybe a cute personal gender reveal yk when they have a white cake and cut into it with a wine glass to reveal the gender
she’s baaaack.. (again)
i am so happy to be freaking back guys !!!
mols is back with a vengeance ( Abby anderson Fan fiction 😆)
have this whilst i cook for u guys MWAH Lobe u so much
Your heart feels like it’s going to come out of your mouth. You can’t turn it round. With shaking hands, you place the pregnancy test on the bathroom counter, laughing to yourself in disbelief. You and Abby have been trying to get pregnant for what feels like years. All you wanted was to settle down with your wife, a few cats and a baby. You’re almost there, the collection is almost complete. You take a sharp breath in, hunched over the counter. You’ve been in this position twice before. You can do it again. Third time’s the charm, right? Your hands feel clammy, your knees are buckling and you know you need to look. Not yet. You take a deep breath, keeping your eyes closed as you try to keep calm.
“Hey, baby? Where are my- Oh,” Abby stops in her tracks, quickly forgetting what she lost as she watches you in the mirror.
“Is it-?”
“I don’t know, Abs. I haven’t looked. I can’t,” you say, breathily. You open your eyes to meet Abby’s in the mirror. She shadows you, pressing soft kisses to the back of your neck, her hands resting just below your belly button. Melting into her chest, you pick up the test, still face down.
“It’s okay. This is fine. I can do it. I’m gonna turn it round. I will. It’ll be fine. Tell me it will be fine,” You stutter, beginning to pace around the bathroom. You end up sitting on the closed toilet lid, the test in your lap. Abby walks over, crouching down to sit eye level with you. She leans forward to land a quick kiss on your lips before whispering, “it’s okay.”
You pick the test up, shoving it into Abby’s chest.
“I can’t. You look. I can’t do it.” She takes it into her hands, watching your eyes close as you wince.
Abby doesn’t make a sound.
“Oh my God,” she whispers. You feel Abby’s hand on the side of your face as she turns you to look at the test. Double lines. Two fucking lines. You’re pregnant.
“You’re fucking pregnant,” Abby gasps as she feels you fling yourself onto her. Abby places you around her hips, swinging you around as she laughs. Tears stream down your face.
“Are you laughing or crying?” Abby wipes a tear from your cheek. You shrug.
“I don’t know. Both.”
Abby walks you into your shared bedroom. You land with an umph as she places you down onto your back on the bed. She kneels in front of you, laying her head on your belly.
“I can hear her.” Abby places delicate kisses all over your torso, chest and up to your neck where your eyes meet hers once more.
“Oh, I’m sure, baby,” you laugh, tucking a stray hair behind her ear. “Her? You think it’s a girl?” Abby settles back down on your stomach, her thumb stroking your stomach gently.
“I’m sure of it.”
#none of you are real bunniehrtz fans like me i’ve been starving and searching the desert for scraps every night during molly’s absence#OHHHH MY HEART#this is so sweet my teeth are all falling out one by one like sinister dominoes#ficrecs#abby anderson
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hiiii my love how are you doing angel 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽
hi mon chou. je t’aime et tu me manques. currently in desperate need of a cup of tea, a hug and a smoke. it will all work out i’m sure
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Am I the only one who thinks more people should practice the art of not saying certain things if it unnecessarily hurts the person they’re talking to
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do u have a discord server i can join??
i don’t but it’s something i’ve considered in the past and have discussed with a few mutuals
#ask#i don’t care for the drama that was being stirred up in the old tloublr servers#im too old for that 😭
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and if i drop a 20k fic after basically being inactive for six months whose business would that be but mine
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do you know your paternal grandfather?
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Do you have a song stuck in your head right now?
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