#i don’t know what’s wrong w me

[muckyschmuck]

say good morning to my wife or else (it’s 3 pm )

[transcarcinization]

for some reason i’ve been having aggressive baby fever recently (<- is in absolutely no place to be able to raise a child for at LEAST 10 years if ever)

[otrtbs]

i wanna go home so bad and i still have to be at this stupid fucking job for almost another two hours i am legit tearing up like i hate it here i need to be in bed

[wrathofrats]

🔫your thoughts on ghoul bush. NEOW jk jk... unless?

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Awful (amazing) news!!! I am fucking weird. Have a bunch of ghoul pussy headcanons, now featuring ALL OF THE GHOULS!!!!!!

Or every ghoul has a pussy and this is my opinions on it bc I’m normal and also well adjusted. Current ghouls first and oldies under cut.

Mountain: hairy. Does not do any maintenance. Fat vulva. Don’t think he’s very sensitive, gets averagely wet. Think he’s got a nice average pussy honestly, long labia, average tdick.

Swiss: think he keeps a trimmed bush, hairy thighs but he likes things tidy. Obviously fat mound. You can see it through his shorts. Another average tdick but oh it protrudes through his folds so much. Tight and wet as fuck, you can get him leaking with just a bit of touching.

Dew: small amount of hair, think it kinda annoys him so he doesn’t like to deal with it. No visible dick. Can easily get a couple fingers in him with little effort.

Phantom: keeps his little bush tidy. Small little dick but it’s there and fuck he’s needy and sensitive, can barely keep his hands off of it.

Rain: he’s hairless. Water ghoul things or whatever. Also he’s a priss (with love) voted best ghoul pussy 2024 on wraths account with 30 ish percent of the votes. Obscenely wet, size queen. Has a tentacle if you get him worked up enough and ohhh he can’t keep that thing away from his hole when he’s needy enough.

Cirrus: HAIRY!!!! BUSH!!!! LESBIAN BUSH FOR THE WIN YEAHHHHH. Anyways I love her. Think shes the opposite of sensitive. Takes a lot to get her wet, or even loose enough to fuck.

Cumulus: small little patch of hair, keeps up with it a lot. Don’t think she likes a lot of hair elsewhere. Easy to fuck, she can take a lot. Her clit isn’t insanely sensitive but ohhh she is fucking putty in your hands if you get something inside of her.

Aurora: hairless, she’s a priss like rain. Also a size queen, needs to be filled to the brim to be satisfied. Def gets pretty wet, could get that thing drooling just by rubbing her clit for a bit.

Sunshine: hairy. Kinda keeps it maintained but eh. Think her clit is fucking big, think she gets pretty wet too.

Aether: ohhhhh aether pussy… def full bush but keeps it trimmed down. Big labia, Fat fucking tdick, honestly probably big enough to get it inside someone if he tried. I just … imagine that fat clit drooling all over his hairy thighs and folds and … uhsskedndn

Ifrit: big tdick, think he keeps himself maintained, small little bush but hairy thighs. Also sensitive, gets pretty wet for a fire ghoul, think he’s a bit easy.

Zeph: very well kept bush, it annoys them. Doesn’t love anything inside of them vaginally, hurts a bit and takes a while to stretch them so they don’t bother often.

Ivy: think he’s hairless. Small mound, pretty average cunt, but sensitive and will be a mess if you get your hand on his clit. Absolutely will collapse just from two fingers in him.

Pebble: pretty hairy. Fucking wet but gets embarrassed about being so easy. Insanely sensitive clit. Think him and Ivy sometimes just rub their cunts together instead of doing anything properly because they both get stupid and drooling with just a little grinding. Also an average tdick, enough to stroke and play with

Delta: hairless water ghoul strikes again. Little tdick. Don’t think he’s as bad as the rest about being wet, doesn’t love being touched.

Mist: hairless water ghoulette what did you expect. Has a small tentacle for a clit. Very wet as is on brand for water ghouls, puffy pussy <3

River: no hair as usual. Tentacle clit, think he’s pretty sensitive.

Lake: also no hair are you surprised be honest. Smaller tdick but it’s enough. Clit isn’t super sensitive but loveeess to be filled. Little tentacle, smallest of the water ghouls with full tentacles.

Cowbell: actually I think he maintains his bush. Long labia, average clit. Think he’s just got a pretty regular pussy

Alpha: hairy as fuck. Big tdick. Size queen but won’t admit it, that ghoul loves to be fucking stretched wide.

Omega: also hairy as fuck with a big tdick. Just imagine old trans man frottage???? Hairy pussys grinding together with their little dicks??? Enough to stroke both with one hand???? Wet and obscene???? Yeah

Water: hairless, little tdick and a tentacle. Think he’s got the biggest tentacle of all the water ghouls. Thing has a mind of its own.

Earth: hairy as fuck, fat fucking mound. Big ass tdick. YEAHHHHH

Air: maintained bush, average tdick, average wetness, 10/10 average pussy

[nanaslutt]

damn i kinda want to suck on uraume's nipples now :/

YEEAAH. me and you both anon.

they would be so squirmy, the back of their hand pressed against their mouth as they avoided your eyes in embarrassment SIIIIIIIGH.

[solar-halos]

Annie (I don’t think anybody’s asked about her yet- or maybe I can’t read that’s equally possible)

hello tumblr nemesis. i love annie cresta so thank you for giving me a chance to ramble

let’s see. other than her being kind and resilient, i also love how sunny she is. maybe this is coming more from stef dawson’s portrayal of her (that scene of her dancing in the wedding is the cutest she is the epitome of :D) but i think annie would be the type of person to light up the room. i don’t even personally think she’s that happy and positive of a person, i just think she feels everything so strongly that she can sway the emotional energy of a crowd, if that makes sense? like finnick is good at making people feel things with words she’s good at making people feel things by simple standing there and going O.O. and i think that is a wonderful combo

however! the thing i dislike about her has nothing to do what she actually did and entirely to do with what she didn’t. if i can tell you a secret the first time i read the book i hated annie/odesta (i really wanted finnick and johanna to pair off.. the pipeline for me was crazy) and tbh while i do love her i still think suzanne collins should have sprinkled in a few instances where she just got so fuckin angry bc our girl was dragged through the literal wringer 😭😭 like i just know annie cresta was storming through the halls and breaking dishes rihanna style and framing the guards in 13 for it so she wouldn’t get in trouble katniss just didn’t say anything about it. i think her not doing/saying much is where a lot of soft/gentle annie cresta hcs come from, and while there is nothing wrong with that, i don’t see why she couldn’t go a little apeshit

[tariah23]

I rly don’t see how ppl be 20+ shipping kids anymore tbh… like, it’s so rampant and I don’t see the appeal to it anymore being as tho I’m in my late 20’s.

[punk-raphaelite]

She wants to try poly and I don’t want to hold her back from that but that’s just not something I want so I have to end it with her

I really saw spending the rest of my life with this girl

[bonemeal12]

wow! My mp3 player won’t connect to my computer, so I can’t download any more songs onto it! Haha! I’m going to

[jenny-dreadful]

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[lavenderjewels]

(JJK 236 spoilers/leaks)

now that there’s been a main character sacrifice this means nobara can come back!

[inkats]

having a crush is like poison status effect whenever u have to think.

[hariboz]

hey guys so uh!! funny story!! i was in the hospital 😭 so i’m sorry for being mia all i did was sleep and throw up so…</3 i’m still not that well so i’ll get back to asks, requests and dms in the next few days ☹️🫶🏻 BUT HEY IM NOT DEAD YET!! yippie!!

[entropyvoid]

There is a particular subgenre of post I keep seeing on this webbed site wherein people denigrate individualistic cultures but talk about collectivistic ones like they’re the absolute best thing to happen the world and have no flaws of any kind and I really have to wonder how many people making or reblogging those have actually had the opportunity to live in both

[samuraisharkie]

*homer simpson voice* Marge I think I have brain damage

[0zzysaurus]

Have I succeeded yet… is G1 Wreck-Gar popular…