#no I don’t know what wrong with me

[wrathofrats]

🔫your thoughts on ghoul bush. NEOW jk jk... unless?

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Awful (amazing) news!!! I am fucking weird. Have a bunch of ghoul pussy headcanons, now featuring ALL OF THE GHOULS!!!!!!

Or every ghoul has a pussy and this is my opinions on it bc I’m normal and also well adjusted. Current ghouls first and oldies under cut.

Mountain: hairy. Does not do any maintenance. Fat vulva. Don’t think he’s very sensitive, gets averagely wet. Think he’s got a nice average pussy honestly, long labia, average tdick.

Swiss: think he keeps a trimmed bush, hairy thighs but he likes things tidy. Obviously fat mound. You can see it through his shorts. Another average tdick but oh it protrudes through his folds so much. Tight and wet as fuck, you can get him leaking with just a bit of touching.

Dew: small amount of hair, think it kinda annoys him so he doesn’t like to deal with it. No visible dick. Can easily get a couple fingers in him with little effort.

Phantom: keeps his little bush tidy. Small little dick but it’s there and fuck he’s needy and sensitive, can barely keep his hands off of it.

Rain: he’s hairless. Water ghoul things or whatever. Also he’s a priss (with love) voted best ghoul pussy 2024 on wraths account with 30 ish percent of the votes. Obscenely wet, size queen. Has a tentacle if you get him worked up enough and ohhh he can’t keep that thing away from his hole when he’s needy enough.

Cirrus: HAIRY!!!! BUSH!!!! LESBIAN BUSH FOR THE WIN YEAHHHHH. Anyways I love her. Think shes the opposite of sensitive. Takes a lot to get her wet, or even loose enough to fuck.

Cumulus: small little patch of hair, keeps up with it a lot. Don’t think she likes a lot of hair elsewhere. Easy to fuck, she can take a lot. Her clit isn’t insanely sensitive but ohhh she is fucking putty in your hands if you get something inside of her.

Aurora: hairless, she’s a priss like rain. Also a size queen, needs to be filled to the brim to be satisfied. Def gets pretty wet, could get that thing drooling just by rubbing her clit for a bit.

Sunshine: hairy. Kinda keeps it maintained but eh. Think her clit is fucking big, think she gets pretty wet too.

Aether: ohhhhh aether pussy… def full bush but keeps it trimmed down. Big labia, Fat fucking tdick, honestly probably big enough to get it inside someone if he tried. I just … imagine that fat clit drooling all over his hairy thighs and folds and … uhsskedndn

Ifrit: big tdick, think he keeps himself maintained, small little bush but hairy thighs. Also sensitive, gets pretty wet for a fire ghoul, think he’s a bit easy.

Zeph: very well kept bush, it annoys them. Doesn’t love anything inside of them vaginally, hurts a bit and takes a while to stretch them so they don’t bother often.

Ivy: think he’s hairless. Small mound, pretty average cunt, but sensitive and will be a mess if you get your hand on his clit. Absolutely will collapse just from two fingers in him.

Pebble: pretty hairy. Fucking wet but gets embarrassed about being so easy. Insanely sensitive clit. Think him and Ivy sometimes just rub their cunts together instead of doing anything properly because they both get stupid and drooling with just a little grinding. Also an average tdick, enough to stroke and play with

Delta: hairless water ghoul strikes again. Little tdick. Don’t think he’s as bad as the rest about being wet, doesn’t love being touched.

Mist: hairless water ghoulette what did you expect. Has a small tentacle for a clit. Very wet as is on brand for water ghouls, puffy pussy <3

River: no hair as usual. Tentacle clit, think he’s pretty sensitive.

Lake: also no hair are you surprised be honest. Smaller tdick but it’s enough. Clit isn’t super sensitive but loveeess to be filled. Little tentacle, smallest of the water ghouls with full tentacles.

Cowbell: actually I think he maintains his bush. Long labia, average clit. Think he’s just got a pretty regular pussy

Alpha: hairy as fuck. Big tdick. Size queen but won’t admit it, that ghoul loves to be fucking stretched wide.

Omega: also hairy as fuck with a big tdick. Just imagine old trans man frottage???? Hairy pussys grinding together with their little dicks??? Enough to stroke both with one hand???? Wet and obscene???? Yeah

Water: hairless, little tdick and a tentacle. Think he’s got the biggest tentacle of all the water ghouls. Thing has a mind of its own.

Earth: hairy as fuck, fat fucking mound. Big ass tdick. YEAHHHHH

Air: maintained bush, average tdick, average wetness, 10/10 average pussy

[white-weasel]

Funniest bit of the dnd movie is Xenk clearly being an NPC the DM introduced for lore and plot purposes who’s a competent fighter because of course he is, his reputation and backstory require it. But whoopsies the DM made him too powerful, the whole party likes him, and now they want him to come with to fight the BBEG which will completely and utterly fuck up the encounter balance

So instead of there being any actual plot reason he can’t join Xenk just says “I can’t. This is something only you can do.” And then walks off, never to interact with the party again because the DM just knows those little shits will find a way to use their OP creation against them

[pastabaguette]

colored the little comic, since i felt like it. more doodles too. sorry that they’re in a different art style in each image. i don’t know what happened.

i’m trying to work out dialogue and how each of them talk, so sorry if it’s a bit clunky. keep in mind, though, that they aren’t supposed to be EXACTLY like the trolls’. i’m trying to make them a bit different.

[potato-lord-but-not]

okkkaaayyyyyy we have another embarrassing pillowfort comic for the girlies. this is not like the gold cross one they actually get hot n bothered in this one soooo be warned 🫶

[wistfullywaiting2]

The biggest misconception in the bsd fandom ever to me is people constantly portraying Atsushi as someone who trauma dumps excessively when he canonically barely talks about it at all.

The entire point is that Atsushi does not talk about his trauma he’s just constantly thinking about/reliving it. He can’t escape the memories of his past so he tries not to acknowledge them.

He only mentions it when asked, either directly or when someone asks him to explain himself.

Atsushi doesn’t even give a cohesive explanation for what he saw while under Dogra Magra, he just apologizes to Haruno and Naomi.

If Lucy hadn’t had her whole “you’ve never suffered the way I have” spiel then I doubt even the audience would’ve gotten to find out about his scars

If Akutagawa never asked him how it felt for the orphanage headmaster to die Atsushi would have never told him that he’s been hallucinating.

In the omake where Kyoka asks him why his hair is like that it’s clear he wouldn’t have told her that unless she had asked.

In 55 minutes Atsushi very briefly mentions sleeping on a dirty floor somewhere to Kunikida because he was trying to explain and justify his behavior.

And the thing is that there are scenes that implies that the other characters see Atsushi behaving strangely and are visibly confused because they do not understand what’s wrong with him.

Remember, we as an audience get to see things about characters that the main cast doesn’t. Just because we see into Atsushi’s mind doesn’t mean the other characters know what’s going on in there.

Also little footnote here that I think this is a reference to the moon over the mountain but I digress

[moonkhao]

WE ARE | EP16

[stargirl092]

Songs Lucy dacus writes about men are like “yeah I dated this guy when I was 13 and he sucked what a fucking loser” and “I will jump out of this car and walk home 4 miles in the snow” but the songs she writes about women are like “hey, I will kill your dad if you want just give me the word” and “if you marry your dumbass boyfriend I’ll throw my shoe at you on your wedding day”

[overlordneptune]

WAIT. YOU’RE TELLING ME I NEVER POSTED THIS HERE?!?!?

Anyways, exposing myself as an icepaulie shipper pls don’t kill me

[turtleblogatlast]

Something I love about Leo is that, canonically, he IS capable of cooking, he’s just completely incapable of using a toaster. He’s banned from the kitchen not out of an inability to make edible food, but because being within six feet of a toaster causes the poor appliance to spontaneously combust.

[babaiii]

CW BLOOD CW GORE CW ANIMAL DEATH (FOR FOOD)

what does he mean by this !?

anyways. do you ever think about how many animals sanji skins and guts? i think it’s an interesting contrast to him being careful around tiny creatures. i do think his mentality of never wasting food helps with say respect to the animals they eat, but still i wonder how he’d feel about it after he’s confronted with ‘turning heartless’ moment. oh to be killed by my rival who i know is soft hearted and respectful and strong enough to not make me suffer —

also here’s butcher sanji yay

[spiralatic]

[lousylemonseminar]

Get in loser 4 the!!!!

[darlingod]

QoN Ch.6

WAITTTT I just realized at the trial Cardan asks Jude “Taryn?” instead of stating it because he can’t lie & he knows its Jude oh how I love to see it

(I’m aware he later on admits knowing it was Jude when she walked in the room but STILL aweeee)

[thetriangletattoo]

grocery shopping

[ddddaikon]

When your enemy finally agrees to bone down 🦌📺

[fishing-lesbian-catgirl]

No one knows what this horse looks like