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🔫your thoughts on ghoul bush. NEOW jk jk... unless?
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Awful (amazing) news!!! I am fucking weird. Have a bunch of ghoul pussy headcanons, now featuring ALL OF THE GHOULS!!!!!!
Or every ghoul has a pussy and this is my opinions on it bc I’m normal and also well adjusted. Current ghouls first and oldies under cut.
Mountain: hairy. Does not do any maintenance. Fat vulva. Don’t think he’s very sensitive, gets averagely wet. Think he’s got a nice average pussy honestly, long labia, average tdick.
Swiss: think he keeps a trimmed bush, hairy thighs but he likes things tidy. Obviously fat mound. You can see it through his shorts. Another average tdick but oh it protrudes through his folds so much. Tight and wet as fuck, you can get him leaking with just a bit of touching.
Dew: small amount of hair, think it kinda annoys him so he doesn’t like to deal with it. No visible dick. Can easily get a couple fingers in him with little effort.
Phantom: keeps his little bush tidy. Small little dick but it’s there and fuck he’s needy and sensitive, can barely keep his hands off of it.
Rain: he’s hairless. Water ghoul things or whatever. Also he’s a priss (with love) voted best ghoul pussy 2024 on wraths account with 30 ish percent of the votes. Obscenely wet, size queen. Has a tentacle if you get him worked up enough and ohhh he can’t keep that thing away from his hole when he’s needy enough.
Cirrus: HAIRY!!!! BUSH!!!! LESBIAN BUSH FOR THE WIN YEAHHHHH. Anyways I love her. Think shes the opposite of sensitive. Takes a lot to get her wet, or even loose enough to fuck.
Cumulus: small little patch of hair, keeps up with it a lot. Don’t think she likes a lot of hair elsewhere. Easy to fuck, she can take a lot. Her clit isn’t insanely sensitive but ohhh she is fucking putty in your hands if you get something inside of her.
Aurora: hairless, she’s a priss like rain. Also a size queen, needs to be filled to the brim to be satisfied. Def gets pretty wet, could get that thing drooling just by rubbing her clit for a bit.
Sunshine: hairy. Kinda keeps it maintained but eh. Think her clit is fucking big, think she gets pretty wet too.
Aether: ohhhhh aether pussy… def full bush but keeps it trimmed down. Big labia, Fat fucking tdick, honestly probably big enough to get it inside someone if he tried. I just … imagine that fat clit drooling all over his hairy thighs and folds and … uhsskedndn
Ifrit: big tdick, think he keeps himself maintained, small little bush but hairy thighs. Also sensitive, gets pretty wet for a fire ghoul, think he’s a bit easy.
Zeph: very well kept bush, it annoys them. Doesn’t love anything inside of them vaginally, hurts a bit and takes a while to stretch them so they don’t bother often.
Ivy: think he’s hairless. Small mound, pretty average cunt, but sensitive and will be a mess if you get your hand on his clit. Absolutely will collapse just from two fingers in him.
Pebble: pretty hairy. Fucking wet but gets embarrassed about being so easy. Insanely sensitive clit. Think him and Ivy sometimes just rub their cunts together instead of doing anything properly because they both get stupid and drooling with just a little grinding. Also an average tdick, enough to stroke and play with
Delta: hairless water ghoul strikes again. Little tdick. Don’t think he’s as bad as the rest about being wet, doesn’t love being touched.
Mist: hairless water ghoulette what did you expect. Has a small tentacle for a clit. Very wet as is on brand for water ghouls, puffy pussy <3
River: no hair as usual. Tentacle clit, think he’s pretty sensitive.
Lake: also no hair are you surprised be honest. Smaller tdick but it’s enough. Clit isn’t super sensitive but loveeess to be filled. Little tentacle, smallest of the water ghouls with full tentacles.
Cowbell: actually I think he maintains his bush. Long labia, average clit. Think he’s just got a pretty regular pussy
Alpha: hairy as fuck. Big tdick. Size queen but won’t admit it, that ghoul loves to be fucking stretched wide.
Omega: also hairy as fuck with a big tdick. Just imagine old trans man frottage???? Hairy pussys grinding together with their little dicks??? Enough to stroke both with one hand???? Wet and obscene???? Yeah
Water: hairless, little tdick and a tentacle. Think he’s got the biggest tentacle of all the water ghouls. Thing has a mind of its own.
Earth: hairy as fuck, fat fucking mound. Big ass tdick. YEAHHHHH
Air: maintained bush, average tdick, average wetness, 10/10 average pussy
#I am actually in therapy guys are you surprised#no I don’t know what wrong with me#but I hope you enjoyed#pls share your ghoul pussy hcs w me im soooo curious#and I love talking about them (:#wrath writes#heacanons
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If Damian manages to one up both of his parents and all of his siblings by actually finishing school and becoming a doctor and rejecting both the Bat path and the League path I think that might be one of the best character development decisions ever
#I don’t know how long that line of thinking will last though but I hate the hereditary legacy shit#FREE MY MANS FROM THE CHAIN OF HIS BLOODLINE. YOU CAN DO IT DAMIAN ESCAPE THE CYCLE#Dc#But also thinking about Damian becoming a doctor makes me sad thinking about what Talia could’ve had if things hadn’t gone#wrong��
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Funniest bit of the dnd movie is Xenk clearly being an NPC the DM introduced for lore and plot purposes who’s a competent fighter because of course he is, his reputation and backstory require it. But whoopsies the DM made him too powerful, the whole party likes him, and now they want him to come with to fight the BBEG which will completely and utterly fuck up the encounter balance
So instead of there being any actual plot reason he can’t join Xenk just says “I can’t. This is something only you can do.” And then walks off, never to interact with the party again because the DM just knows those little shits will find a way to use their OP creation against them
#but this movie was fun! clearly understood and had fun with its source material without being pure fan service#like don’t get me wrong there was fan service and jokes but I feel like even not knowing dnd you could enjoy it#I also really liked how you could tell what each spell was as it was cast even if they weren’t named! my wizard main self was so excited lol#xenk yendar#dungeons and dragons#honor among thieves#dungeons and dragons honor among thieves#dungeons and dragons movie#dnd#idk what we’re tagging this with gang so I went with all of it
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colored the little comic, since i felt like it. more doodles too. sorry that they’re in a different art style in each image. i don’t know what happened.
i’m trying to work out dialogue and how each of them talk, so sorry if it’s a bit clunky. keep in mind, though, that they aren’t supposed to be EXACTLY like the trolls’. i’m trying to make them a bit different.
#homestuck#humanstuck#kanaya maryam#vriska serket#equius zahhak#gamzee makara#eridan ampora#not a single lowblood in sight i’m so sorry guys#i literally like them i don’t know what’s wrong with me#aradia is my third favorite character i just never draw her
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okkkaaayyyyyy we have another embarrassing pillowfort comic for the girlies. this is not like the gold cross one they actually get hot n bothered in this one soooo be warned 🫶
#children avert your EYES#I WILL tag this as masked just because lord help me#yeah I spelled desperate wrong what of it#Percy I KNOW you gave thsu suggestion but also don’t look at me#steamy tatoes#malevolent#malevolent fanart#arthur lester#oscar malevolent#john doe#john malevolent#blind faith#holy trinity#masked#this one feels weird to me just because uhhhh#didn’t use references#and penus? I hardly know her
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The biggest misconception in the bsd fandom ever to me is people constantly portraying Atsushi as someone who trauma dumps excessively when he canonically barely talks about it at all.
The entire point is that Atsushi does not talk about his trauma he’s just constantly reliving it. He can’t escape the memories of his past so he tries not to acknowledge them.
He only mentions it when asked, either directly or when someone asks him to explain himself.
Atsushi doesn’t even give a cohesive explanation for what he saw while under Dogra Magra, he just apologizes to Haruno and Naomi.
If Lucy hadn’t had her whole “you’ve never suffered the way I have” spiel then I doubt even the audience would’ve gotten to find out about his scars
If Akutagawa never asked him how it felt for the orphanage headmaster to die Atsushi would have never told him that he’s been hallucinating.
In the omake where Kyoka asks him why his hair is like that it’s clear he wouldn’t have told her that unless she had asked.
In 55 minutes Atsushi very briefly mentions sleeping on a dirty floor somewhere to Kunikida because he was trying to explain and justify his behavior.
And the thing is there are scenes that implies the other characters see Atsushi behaving strangely and are visibly confused because they do not understand what’s wrong with him.
Remember, we as an audience get to see things about characters that the main cast doesn’t. Just because we see into Atsushi’s mind doesn’t mean the other characters know what’s going on in there.
#bsd#atsushi nakajima#bsd atsushi#nakajima atsushi#idk#on the floor wallowing in pain as we speak#bungou stray dogs#tagging is hard and i’m lazy#I love the Atsushi trauma dumping for no reason headcanon too#but I have to complain about it not being canon accurate#just don’t put it in fanfiction ok that’s all I ask#Guys let atsushi be painstakingly vague about his past in peace stop ruining it#atsushi#Atsushi hated pain#but pain had been an intimate- dies#anybody have fanfic recs with this concept or do I have to write them myself#idk guys you’ll just never catch me writing anything where the other characters truly understand Atsushi#sorry#Kunikida will never be written to know what the fuck is wrong with him for as long as I live#He just gives up#at some point
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WE ARE | EP16
#we are#we are the series#we are series#tanfang#aou thanaboon#aouboom#boom tharatorn#my edits#weareedit#AOUBOOM MAIN LEADS WHEN???#i do appreciate them and the way they’ve been portraying tanfang#i know tan was a bit over the top 99% of the time#but every scene and touch felt so genuine#and i’m not gonna credit that to new#bc he wasn’t able to direct ppw in a way that didn’t make their kisses look a bit awkward#i know scenes have to look aesthetically pleasing in some way#and that’s why we keep having to deal the ‘no one would kiss with this much space for jesus between each other’ complaints#but like look at aouboom here#this is mostly them and their acting choices in my humble opinion#and don’t get me started on the pecks#ppw BARELY touched the other one’s lips when they had to do a peck kiss#like cmon the difference between ppw and aouboom pecks is insane#i’m sorry for picking on ppw but i’m a bit sad that some of their romantic scenes were a bit lackluster#especially that very last kiss which tbh i rather wouldn’t have seen bc it felt a bit awkward to me#but that may be just me#i need new to get a bit more frisky with kiss scenes when it comes to his directing#bc i feel like friskier kiss scenes only happen when the actors mostly do their thing after finding out what the director wants#(maybe i’m completely wrong about new but tkdkfdkddkdk)#and don’t get me wrong idgaf if there are kisses or not but if there’s a kiss scene you should commit instead of holding yourself back idk#and ppw definitely need a better director to help them achieve that bc jojo was definitely better at directing them
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Songs Lucy dacus writes about men are like “yeah I dated this guy when I was 13 and he sucked what a fucking loser” and “I will jump out of this car and walk home 4 miles in the snow” but the songs she writes about women are like “hey, I will kill your dad if you want just give me the word” and “if you marry your dumbass boyfriend I’ll throw my shoe at you on your wedding day”
#home video by lucy dacus#lucy dacus#if anyone know what songs I’m talking about I’ll give you a million dollars#I’m pretty sure there’s even more but I ran out of room#don’t get me wrong I love her though#I’d be even meaner tbh so I am NOT judging
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WAIT. YOU’RE TELLING ME I NEVER POSTED THIS HERE?!?!?
Anyways, exposing myself as an icepaulie shipper pls don’t kill me
#I just think they’re neat#best dynamic ever#iceburg#paulie#one piece#water 7#enies lobby#they’re so real to me you don’t understand#shout-out to the THREE other people who post icepauile on this site. what’s up.#also yes I know iceburg looks awful I cannot draw that man I’m sorry#icepaulie#I spelt it wrong originally lmao#galley la#sketch#doodle#my art :D
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Something I love about Leo is that, canonically, he IS capable of cooking, he’s just completely incapable of using a toaster. He’s banned from the kitchen not out of an inability to make edible food, but because being within six feet of a toaster causes the poor appliance to spontaneously combust.
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rottmnt headcanons#rise leo#all Leos mortal enemy: toasters#side note but thinking about this aspect of Leo’s character really has me wanting to make a deeper dive into Leo as a Jack of All Trades#because he has aspects of this all throughout the series#where he can do many things he’s just not the best at it#like he can cook but he’s no Mikey#he can - canonically - rewire an *AI PROGRAM* but it goes very wrong#he can lift both Mikey and Raph simultaneously but he struggles to do so where his other brothers don’t even break a sweat#bro is a Jack of All Trades Master of None frfr#and Leo is even more interesting with this in mind because he uses what he CAN do so well#it’s like how he can see his family’s strengths and weaknesses and knows exactly how they work#his skill set is made way better simply by his personal USE of those skills not by the skills themselves#portals and teleportation are only op if you know how to weaponize them#given time he ABSOLUTELY could#okay I shut up now this was supposed to be about toasters#but yeah all the boys have a bunch of skills under their belts outside the typical ones#but Leo stands out to me for having skills his other brothers have but to a much lesser degree in a lot of cases#and he works with what he has so well that that is a skill in itself
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CW BLOOD CW GORE CW ANIMAL DEATH (FOR FOOD)
what does he mean by this !?
anyways. do you ever think about how many animals sanji skins and guts? i think it’s an interesting contrast to him being careful around tiny creatures. i do think his mentality of never wasting food helps with say respect to the animals they eat, but still i wonder how he’d feel about it after he’s confronted with ‘turning heartless’ moment. oh to be killed by my rival who i know is soft hearted and respectful and strong enough to not make me suffer —
also here’s butcher sanji yay
#shb draws#zosan#sanji#roronoa zoro#cw gore#cw blood#cw animal death#ngl. i can’t take sanjis suffering seriously. he’s so imagine dragons monster (nightcore) coded#listen it took me three hours to draw him and rabbit but three days to figure out the background. i started chewing concrete#<i don’t know what’s wrong with me#one piece
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#SUGGESTIVE#suggestive warning#AHHHH SUGGESTIEVWNANRIING#AHHHHH#hi guys how are you#i’m normal about them#i would let him do unspeakable things to me#him like Michael or Jon?! why not both#okay sorry#I’m asexual I don’t know what is wrong with me today#tma#the magnus pod#the magnus archive fanart#the magnus archives#michael distortion#michael shelley#the magnus institute#doodle art#jonathan sims#jonmichael#digital art#digital artist
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Get in loser 4 the!!!!
#I kind of want her dead and she made me choke on my grape juice while uploading it on tumblr.com.#I don’t even know what’s wrong with her this time!!! I just don’t really like that stupid bitchass smile!!#kiedeo#jrwi wonderlust#troy lougferd#with id
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bumblebee practice :)
…don’t ask me why he looks like that I couldn’t tell you
Um. I don’t really have any specific continuity in mind, im only actually familiar with TFPrime and TFOne so… outside of the content i see on here this is. based on vibes? I guess idk man
with some close ups :}
I still can’t really comprehend drawing mechs I really gotta get into the groove and lock in fr. I come back to art after like a 4 month break only having ever drawn humans and I thought it’d be easy smh
#bumblebee#transformers#b 127#I still don’t know what I’m doing please forgive me#maccadam#I think that’s a transformers tag#if it’s not or if I used it wrong I’m so sorry#please tell me I’ll take it off
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QoN Ch.6
WAITTTT I just realized at the trial Cardan asks Jude “Taryn?” instead of stating it because he can’t lie & he knows its Jude oh how I love to see it
(I’m aware he later on admits knowing it was Jude when she walked in the room but STILL aweeee)
#like if he would’ve said Jude’s name that sure as hell wouldn’t have been a question#I could be wrong tho cause idk how questioning works as a faerie#but idc even if he was genuinely questioning it being Taryn it’s only because he couldn’t believe his eyes that it was Jude#I just love these little cute details#if yall don’t get what I’m saying pls inform me omg#or if there’s something wrong with what I’m saying lol#makes me wonder if the reason why he never called her by her name was because he didn’t want her to know he knew#the difference#especially because Locke didn’t#CAN YALL SAY IF THIS MAKES SENSE OR NOT CAUSE IM NERVOUS AND STUPID#jude duarte#cardan greenbriar#queen of nothing#jurdan
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grocery shopping
#flo’s sketchbook#i just thought of them cooking said groceries and now i want to make that ugh#they were supposed to be in the subway i had a whole ass background#too bad i didnt like it in the end#so i was like what if i just ignore the background and i don’t give the#don’t give them* one#but then it just seemed wrong so#here we are at a crosswalk waiting for the green light#it seems stupid now lmao#anyway enjoy please do tell me what you think about it if you want#and no i have no idea how light works yes i will learn at some point no i don’t know when#flo draws
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