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sonbath · 1 year

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At Cheesecake Factory and I’m like damn drake was right this is the place for families who drive Camrys

#also the butter they give out with the table bread is so good??#I don’t like the bread like that but I’m eating it bc I can’t just eat straight up butter in public #that makes it sound like I eat straight butter in private #i don’t eat just butter #wish I could tho

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turtleblogatlast · 2 months

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“Haven’t You Noticed (I’m a Star)” from Steven Universe works so ridiculously well for Leo

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt headcanons #rottmnt leo #rise leo #listen it’s morning now and I haven’t slept so bear with me for the sudden unwarranted lyric analysis haha #a lotttt of the lyrics work so well for him #not even just the overall theme the words just work great #first lyric is literally ‘I can’t help it if I make a scene’ which is one to one with ‘Leo’s makin a scene’ from the rottmnt opening like-#‘I’m turning heads and I’m stopping traffic’ -> Leo has not made it a secret that he values his looks a LOT #-not just his looks but also his ability to get people’s attention #‘when I pose they scream when I joke they laugh’ -> I feel like this speaks for itself #-posing and joking for the crowd and himself #‘I’ve got them dazzled like a stage magician’ -> works both with Leo’s canonical love of magicians and his aptitude with tricks in general #‘well everybody needs a friend and I’ve got you and you and you’ -> I just think it’d be cute to imagine his friends here just as his bros #‘I got you and you and you’ = ‘my brainy guy my smashing guy and eats peanut butter with his fingers guy’#‘haven’t you noticed that I’m a star?’ -> Leo loves attention and especially loves when his feats and efforts are acknowledged #+ he loves glam rock and sci-fi and being a champ and - listen he has a LOT of star symbolism with him #‘haven’t you noticed I made it this far’ - Leo is well aware of how dangerous situations get and thinks himself only a part of a whole #-so hey it’s notable that he’s survived this long yeah?#‘now everyone can see me burning’ -> self-sacrificing with his family bearing witness + all his star and flame symbolism in general #+ how attention naturally goes to him - including bad attention where his mistakes are highlighted and burn bright #also even the limo lyric-#obviously this boy has never and will never own a limo but one of his main secondary colors IS pink so even that #okay that one is just a joke but he would #(on that note though I think the other colors the boys gravitate to outside THEIR color are fun to notice)#I don’t actually know too much about Steven universe beyond the songs and some eps but I like the music #and this just came to my tired mind so here you go anyone who’s interested #may draw something with these lyrics dunno yet #it’s a good song in any case even though it’s super short

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valewritessss · 5 days

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Finally deleted MyFitnessPal off my phone for my own personal sanity

#got some memories with that app #at first it was just sitting there bc I couldn’t stop myself from tracking the calories of some things #but after a 13 day streak shit could only get worse so I deleted it #proud of myself #that thing had me in chokehold last year did not want a repeat #tw myfitnesspal #tw mentions of eating disorder #random post #ooc post #kind of vent #???#started to wake up stressed out about what I’m gonna eat and I was like nooo not ts again #was literally restricting myself to 1200 cals a day AND IM 5’7 #tw eating issues #sucks when you’re not even underweight so you don’t feel valid #waitttt I was not meant to trauma dump in this post #can we not bring being 2000s model skinny back into being trendy bc why are body types a tend in the first place #I can change fashion but definitely not my body #no bc this world is fucked up why was I scared to die alone bc I wasn’t skinny when I was literally 10 #I hate that it’s normalized to praise people’s bodies #like idc if that makes me soft but a girl just living and everyone just talking about how good her body is #why is that okay bc yes it is positive but it also creates so many negatives #like does anyone get what I mean #it’s a compliment but it also makes everyone including that person afraid to be anything but ‘body goals’#idk how to explain it but like imo bodies shouldn’t serve aesthetic purposes #they actually have functions and needs and they allow us to live #tw body image issues #I hate wiead’s too but that’s just because why is everyone’s food so gourmet I literally just slap some butter onto toast lol #late night post

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polyamorouspunk · 1 year

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I love when I tell people I’m allergic to nuts and they’re like “all nuts?” and it’s like. Well. I haven’t tried every nut know to man. But so far it’s like 6/6 so yeah I’m just gonna throw it out there that I’m allergic to all nuts in lieu of going out of my way to find the one nut I may not be allergic to by process of elimination.

#this post is brought to you by I finally have a Nutella substitute #something I never had as a child #that bothered me enough that when my friends were all eating Nutella and going mmm Nutella I was like fuck you all give me that #I’m slightly less allergic to Nutella than anything probably by process of it being the furthest thing from a straight-up nut I’ve tried #but yeah #I *think* I’ve (accidentally) tried peanut(butter); walnuts; almonds; and hazelnut (that was intentional)#and I know I can’t eat peanutS and cashews and pistachios without trying them #chestnuts are a mystery. can’t tell if I’m allergic to them just by being near them like I can with other nuts #I don’t know what other nuts are out there #cut to my best friend getting annoyed I called all resses resses peices and she was like these aren’t resse pieces they’re resse CUPS #and I’m like in what world is that a distinction I have to make bestie #anyway #personal

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ringneckedpheasant · 1 year

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made myself mac n cheese & started having flashbacks to my evil ex roommate who acted like I deserved the death penalty for suggesting that she add polish sausage to our mac n cheese once. she was literally out here eating peanut butter & miracle whip sandwiches & still thought she had room to judge me

#she also notably refused to buy salted butter #refused to let ME buy salted butter even though it was my fucking ebt card #she told me to just sprinkle salt on my buttered toast…#one time she freaked out at me for ‘triggering [her] ED’ because #I bought myself a bag of chips w My EBT Card & she ate the entire bag before I got to have any #& I was like. hey I don’t mind sharing but can you Not eat an entire bag of something I bought for myself #anyway.#marc.txt

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ghosts-and-blue-sweaters · 7 months

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If we ever meet in person I am going to make you all the gluten-free goodies and you can do nothing to stop me <3

CRADLE 🥺🥺

Okayokay if we ever meet up I should take you to a Good gluten-free pizza place (there are not many good ones, but the ones that are good are good) and also bake cookies for you >:D

#I actually don’t know if you like pizza aksgajsgkagsjag #IF YOU DO NOT #there are other Good gluten-free restaurants yes yesssss #oh my gosh I think it’d be so fun to go like shopping or go to a restaurant with you :D #!!!#ask #cradle tag #but yes I could make sugar cookies :0 they’re soft and taste slightly cherry-ish and are altogether wonderful #or peanut butter cookies… they can be soft or chewy or crunchy depending on which consistency you prefer #and VERY peanut buttery #AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE: chocolate chip cookies!!!#the recipe I use for them is just amazing and I don’t wanna switch to any other recipe #they’re soooooo good #I could eat an entire bowl of the cookie dough I think lol

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arolesbianism · 2 days

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Mental health shit is kicking my ass but at least I have my silly guys

#keese draws #eternal gales #oc art #oc #my birthday is in a few days btw wish me luck #I’m trying to be excited best I can but yknow #I’m hoping that my friends and family do a good job at distracting me from the horrors for all that #which I’m sure they will they do a great job at keeping me from losing my shit on days like that #we’re going to eat good food and play games and it’s going to be fun and I’ll be happy #just need to hold out and not freak out too much in the meantime lol #but yeah I’ve been considering tweaking a couple of the staliens antennae recently #hence the mason #but I’m not sure if I’ll commit #most of the cast has fairly distinct antennae from eachother with mason being the main problem child to me #if I was willing to draw more detailed antennae then I’d go absolutely ham with everyone’s antennae but I’m not so #I’m mostly thinking abt this because I drew odile as a stalien a few days ago and gave her some fancy antennae #in my minds eye her antennae are Huge and she uses the to help read carved languages #the actual main stalien cast have very normal not noteworthy antennae except for sorta beats but having two pairs isn’t even that uncommon #but admittedly I am half tempted to try giving one of them huge antennae simply because it’d be fun to draw #but none of them rly fit the bill for that except maybe butter but they already have long ass ears they don’t need both #I should rly go fill out everyone’s toyhouse bios at some point I did like two or three a few weeks ago then gave up #and I didn’t even do any of the staliens I think I just did aris and sier #I also need to fix their mini playlists I have on their profiles but that can wait #anyways I now need to do some fun 2 am cleaning I was supposed to do hours ago #I got distracted drawing

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pupkou · 3 months

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can we come together as a community and be honest with ourselves .. because i’m tired of seeing everything turned into an egg roll. not everything needs to be an egg roll

#i also don’t like how asian cuisine (which i am reducing down to ‘asian cuisine’ to make a point; i know it’s not one thing) is currently #being popularized into popular cuisine in a way i don’t like. just as mexican food became trendy with millennials i feel that asian cuisine #is being boiled down and capitalized upon for gen z #in a way i don’t like. because it doesn’t come with increased cultural awareness or understanding it’s just ‘oh my god i loveeeee #kimchi and butter chicken yummmm’#not that we shouldn’t share cuisine or culture or anything; just that i wish it came with more respect and history #cuisine is very informed by historical events and is an excellent indicator of cultural change #and i wish that was in the common awareness rather than just treating asian people like they’re someone you want to learn to cook from. may #be get to know them personally before you ask for their grandmothers kimchi recipe when they are not korean like. augh #also i don’t like how people think chinese food is poor people food and not high quality and full of cultural significance. u can’t say you #love asian culture and their spirituality and their food and then hate chinese people and make racist comments ab them #ik it’s in idiot american nature to be like AHHHH CHINA!!!! but stop. stop .#just like people don’t respect mexicans more now after their cuisine was popularized i don’t think asian people will gain more respect eithe #because people aren’t after you or your culture they’re after what’s on your table on special occasions #because no one wants peasant food. i saw someone post their rice and beans with egg the other day and the comments were so hateful like lol #u don’t know mexicans if you think a normal ass meal is gross or something that’s just how people eat normally #anyway. sorry for yapping i just love food #lmk if anything i said was inappropriate i am not exempt from being an idiot american #knight rambles

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toxicrevolver · 10 months

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hi.

opinion on bread? (all cuisines)

Hi.

I don’t actually eat a lot of bread anymore but I do like bread. I really like sourdough bread but only the super crusty kind (soft sourdough does not hit the same way). Croissants are also really good, I like using them for sandwiches sometimes. Garlic bread is life. I’m ace and regularly make the garlic bread is better than sex joke. I like muffins, especially banana nut muffins, but I’m sorta allergic to bananas so I rarely eat them.

ALSO. I’m allergic to wheat so any wheat bread. Bad. Multigrain is also bad.

If there’s a specific bread you’d like to know my opinion on don’t hesitate to ask, this was kinda fun to think about.

#asks #obsidian rambles #hi my bread friend!!!#this was the most random ask to wake up to but I’m not mad about it #much better to wake up to questions about my carb intake than hate mail #also.#it did make me realize I rarely eat bread anymore #my household buys the butter flavoured bread and I just don’t like it so unless I ask for my own loaf of something I just don’t have bread #also are tortillas bread?? bcs if so I am notorious for just throwing almost any food item on a tortilla and calling it a meal

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clanoffelidae · 7 months

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got some valentines stuff on clearance and tried one of the queen anne milk chocolate cordial cherries

i swallowed it instead of spitting it back out because i paid for it and that is the only reason why

had to cut up and eat an apple to feel human again and there was literal relief after the first bite of apple washed away a large amount of the lingering sensation of the torture device that called itself a ‘confection’

#im sorry my beloved fruit i strayed from the light into darkness #me: yeah me and large quantities of sugar don’t get along well i don’t understand how people can drink soda and stuff all the time #also me: -voluntarily imbibes one of the sweetest confections known to mankind-#-hates it viscerally-#-surprised pikachu-#its not even that i dont like sugar #its a combination of sensitive ass stomach that gets queasy at the drop of a hat #and sugar very quickly becomes overstimulating for me #coming out to my Halloween routine as a kid being to happily sort through my spoils #eat a few things #then give the rest to my parents #im okay with reeses now but as a kid the kick in the teeth from the sugar of the peanut butter #was WAY too much for my tiny mouth #LOATHED them #it was way too much sweet all at once #sensory overload disguised as candy #which is my current opinion of what i just ate #that i can still taste in the back of my mouth a whole apple later

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murderboisblog · 8 months

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I also feel like you should get a special deal on puppy teeth as my captor tbh, so here's an option that doesn't involve me maiming you: if you can drug me without me noticing and get the teeth out while I'm unconscious, they're yours. I'll grow em back, it's fine, don't worry about it :3

You need to stop noticing when I put sedatives in the treats then. That perceptive puppy nose is standing in my way of getting new teeth for my collection. I gotta get more creative

#asks #patchwork-fool #you wake up to a dude standing over you with a set of pliers and his fingers in your mouth. what do you do? what DO you do??#maybe it works like regular dog medication and I just gotta wrap it in ham or cover it in peanut butter #ohhh BB I cooked dinner tonight. as a treat. eat up or I’ll be offended you don’t like my cooking #tw drugging #(just in case)

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rosicheeks · 1 year

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6/8/22?

Ok ok so 6/8 looks like I was just editing old pictures BUT on 6/11/22 I was an idiot and sliced my finger open 😇

#looking back on it the whole story was kinda hilarious 😂#nobody asked but here’s the story 😌#I don’t really remember what led up to the moment #I think I slept in late and I was hangry and I didn’t have anything to eat #I finally found a bag of salad and was like fuck yeah I’ll have a salad #ok just gotta open it #well the salad bags I get you can’t usually just open it with your hands #but I didn’t grab a scissor like a normal person no no #I grabbed a fucking knife #and not just a butter knife #a bread knife #why????? idk don’t fucking ask me #it was just out and grabbed it without thinking #so I’ll spare the juicy details but the knife slipped and cut my finger #I screamed bloody murder and ran to the sink cause I was literally gushing blood #I still can remember in detail my finger #idk how I managed it but my finger was literally cut open #I’m shuddering just thinking about it #but my roommate eventually came running to see what I was screaming about #they didn’t know wtf to do so they called my parents and my parents came to the rescue 💖#I think it was a weekend or something? so it wasn’t that busy but there wasn’t that many nurses working so I waited for awhile #that was one of the worse pains of my life #doesn’t compare to the *worst* pain I’ve had #and then I couldn’t get properly distracted #all I was thinking about was pain pain pain pain #the BEST part is I didn’t EVEN OPEN THE FUCKING SALAD BAG #salad bag 1 rosie 0 #still have the scar #ask #me

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everything-maxriemelt · 1 year

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Lemon cream chicken

#there should be more tarragon in it but I am not a fan so just drop a few #normally don’t eat chicken breast #this chicken supreme is not bad #the trick is to cook this in a cast iron skillet in the oven #instead of a oven tray #and don’t be afraid of the amount of butter it requires

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reno2005 · 1 year

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I am absolutely freaking out at the size of this fish. I know the game said gigantic but I wasn’t expecting bigger than Leon gigantic. Can you imagine him eating this entire thing??

I know people joke about him eating the fish and etc but this one actually concerns me. Idk maybe it’s silly but…

#I mean I did eat it one playthrough #what did I put Leon through??#this is exactly like how I refuse to makeGeralt eat butter in thewitcher3 #I mean you don’t just straight up eat butter like that

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technicallyaminecraftsimp · 1 year

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Thought I’d try and be better and eat healthier like fruits and veggies but NO all I get is allergies FINE it’s FINE

#turns out #I might be allergic to both raw carrots and watermelon #crying sobbing it makes me feel like there’s smth stuck in my throat I hate it :((((((((#I need hugs and kisses rn so sad #worst part is I don’t remember this happening????? when I was younger #baby carrots weren’t my fav but they didn’t make me feel like hell #and I liked watermelon!!#but it’s been a while since I’ve tried them #so fine whatever #fuck me for trying to me healthier ig #I’ll just go back to cheese itz and peanut butter crackers like before #<- saying that in a salty upset way I do actually want to eat better #The Crab Speaks #vent #a little bit

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cottageivy · 1 year

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i cannot believe i used to take 2 hour long hot showers regularly. i took an hour in the shower today bc i needed to shave for the first time since november and i am not steady on my feet ajshsj

#tbf maybe it’s bc it was too hot but #i just started feeling a little off in the shower and i turned the heat down #not like u was gonna pass out or anything but just shaky #i’m eating peanut butter pretzels and drinking water rn don’t worry #ivy rambles

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