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I'm starting to believe a lot of you don't really believe in the power of friendship and platonic soulmates 🤨

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Hatehate him

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weird to think we're all on here interacting with australians. any given user on ur dash could be an australian, if you think about it

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if you read this you’re cute no take backs

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reblog to headbutt previous blog like a kittie cat 🐾 miauw mau meow

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ok but what if William slowly starts to fear losing control of the vampires of his house that are leaving - the most important to him being Vincent, who he clearly sees as his son at this point - and when he finally realises that it is his actions and his choices as their king that are the tipping point in their decision to leave and that no amount of promises of comfort or ‘safety’ will keep them from leaving, he cannot accept it, and invokes Alexis and Vincent. He removes the previous invocations (that they each cannot invoke their own progeny) and instead forces them to invoke Sam and Lovely - essentially creating a chain of invocations, and thus allowing William to command his house without question or rebellion, finally letting him have the ‘perfect happy family’ that he’s always dreamed of- *i am dragged away and shot*

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18 years later and this is still the best

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reblog to bap prev with your paw

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If u want to write a story about a character that’s just you but hotter with a dark twisted backstory and magical powers and a pet falcon or something, I think u should just go ahead and do that. Who’s gonna stop you? The government?? Fuck the police.

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i am NOT made for this winter chill i was made for being a stoner faggot shoving my tongue down another stoner faggots throat

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They should invent a bear that is not dangerous and wants to be my friend and cuddle

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HOLYYY I FORGOT HOW FINE THIS MAN WAS

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many of my posts are made much funnier by the fact that I’m hot. try to remember this so you can fully appreciate them

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