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I know ACOTAR is a fantasy series with battle armor and fancy clothing. But just imagine the bat boys in business casual clothing. They all would slay a turtle neck.
I will not be taking questions at this time.
#i dare you to tell me i am wrong#i said what i said#acomaf#acotar#sarah j maas#acotar fandom#rhysand#cassian#azriel#bat boys#illyrian#night court#fae#my book boyfriend#book boys#acomaflove#a court of thorns and roses#a court of wings and ruin#a court of mist and fury#a court of silver flames#acosf#acowar#books
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see i look at this headshot of syzoth without his hood and i know we never see his ears anyway but i just feel like he needs to have his ears pierced. it just feels like it would make sense
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Oh so YOU GUYS can monologue for hours but my man yorick tries to have a nice conversation after regaining his ability to speak AND YOU GANG UP ON HIM???? I see how it is!!! The double standards are crazy!!!
#shitpost#it’s always two annoying bitches telling each other exactlyyyyyy#Mr John ‘this is my best friend and soulmate Arthur and he can talk all he wants thank you’ Doe#and his roommate Mr. Arthur ‘I love my best friend and soulmate John who can describe landscapes as pretentiously as he wants’ Lester#you guys make me SICK you and your strange honeymoon phase!!!#I am constantly on EDGE bc shit WILL go wrong and you will be at each others throats soon#you guys CANT FOOL ME#yes I drew this after episode 45 to cope w the sheer psychological damage it inflicted upon me#how DARE you Mr Harlan Malevolent. how COULD you#have I not suffered enough!?? have I not cried enough??#this grown man had me CHOKING UP on PUBLIC TRANSPORT because of HOPE? CRINGE!!1!#malevolent#private eyes#Arthur Lester#John doe
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uh oh! 💘
#hoffstrahm#a process has occurred. no one look at me#this is So silly hello saw fandom i am sorry#saw#op#my art#mark hoffman#peter strahm#the romantic nature of a neck wound#coffinshipping#for anyone wondering why I made hoffman so stacked: I urge you to revisit the source material#then come back and dare to tell me I'm wrong#he's a BRICK ! HOUSE !!
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did you guys know tony blair actually wrote supercut by lorde?
this is dedicated to @tonyblairwitchproject thank u for enabling me
the process of putting together a supercut, of rewriting and reimagining an (artificially) positive version of a particular storyline, is eerily similar to what tony blair does in every aspect of his life. this is especially noticeable when it comes to his relationship with gordon though — he rarely goes into detail as to just how ugly their interactions were, and his public statements about why they grew apart are always imbued with soulless language about “professional” and “political” disagreements, rather than any honesty about the deep personal betrayal that was actually going on. plus, whenever tony does express any sense of anguish over the breakdown of the relationship, he’s always incredibly quick to defend his own behaviour (denying granita even happened… what the hell), erasing any responsibility he might bear. he is LITERALLY creating and playing a supercut, one which only has any traction in his own head.
journalists have written about new labour in 1997 being drenched in a certain magic, offering the public something to believe in. “gave” is past tense though, as the tbgb relationship began to deteriorate just months after getting into government, and newlab’s popularity would only dwindle as the years went on.
remember that one clip in the gq alastair campbell interview where tony refused to say he didn’t dream about gordon? yeah i remember it too, isn’t that funny!
two things to say here. one, tony can’t reach for gordon because they are not on speaking terms like whatsoever not even remotely. two, i truly think that tony has repeated his own version of events concerning gordon, both in his head and in public, so many times that he’s come to view them as reality — even if tony did interact with gordon properly, he would only be able to see the version of gordon that he’s created.
1994-2005 (ish), they wanted to reconcile and ease the tensions, but external pressures (teams around them, pressures of the jobs, emotional blockages etc) prevented them from truly fixing anything.
Tthese lyrics give me the impression that the speaker would twist themselves into any shape, fashion themselves into any persona, just to hold the attention of the person these lines are directed at. Very much reminds me of accounts re the 1994 leadership discussions, where it’s said that tony was promising gordon anything and everything to get him to swing behind him, then making similarly wild promises about succession later in government just to keep gordon playing the game. Also, it reminds me of that absolutely fucking awful (positive) rawnsley quote that goes something like “tony would cajole, plead, argue, rail against gordon”, just to get him to talk to him.
in my head, this section relates to his immediate post-pmship period, where he’s taking on international roles left and right to try and recreate the pure magic of newlab (and ultimately failing! lets’s not be dishonest here).
THIS IS THE MOST TONY BLAIR SET OF LINES IN EXISTENCE!!! PAY ATTENTION HERE!!!!!!!
first line relates to the nonsense (very sensible accurate analysis) i was spinning about tony rewriting his and gordon’s history, erasing his own culpability and capacity for TREACHERY! the lines about calling… such an obvious parallel with the infamous three hour phone calls, the “endless circular conversations”, the screaming fits down the telephone line…….
another dreaming reference? more likely than you’d think
this outro, although repeating lines i have already covered is actually very important to cover separately. the way that it just repeats itself, over and over and over and over, until the song finishes is actually incredibly aligned to tony’s mentality when it comes to tbgb. as i said earlier, i truly think that tony has repeated his own narrative regarding the way that he treated gordon — and his responsibility for how their relationship played out — enough times to view it as reality. he is insane and i understand him like nobody else.
#tony blair#gordon brown#tbgb#lorde#new labour#she speaks!#lolitics#i need to be sent away and given psychiatric treatment#what the hell am I on about#dare you to tell me I’m wrong though
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Okay hear me out HEAR ME OUT
#i love drawing max with muscles WHO SAID THAT#too lazy to clean the sketch up i'm just glad i'm half out of the art block (i'm probably gonna block for a few days after this 💀)#i always do this. and it's always with dio too#still haven't finished the jjba au on dbh too 💀💀💀 it's just rlly hard to make up good stands#it's half finished but i rlly like it :]#i may clean it and do it digitally we'll see how things goes#anyway#TELL ME I'M WRONG I DARE YOU#she would def curse a whole blood line for chloe#although the personality doesn't match it's true but hey. cool time powers ?#why am i always ranting in the tags tho 💀#lis#life is strange#life is strange fanart#max caulfield#max lis#max life is strange#life is strange max#lis max#maxine caulfield#dio jjba#not gonna put too much jojo tags to not annoy the other pookies 🫶😜#dio brando
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and when i say big time rush’s 24/seven album is the blueprint for one direction’s midnight memories…
#i dare you to tell me i’m wrong#big time rush#one direction#ir is 2024 and i will bring up how 1d blatantly copied btr#i am BITTER!!!!
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Percy: what does it mean when Annabeth calls me her “girlfriend”?
Grover:
Grover: … that you’re dating?
Percy: THAT WE ARE WHAT?? FOR HOW LONG?
Grover: you have GOT to be kidding me.
#this is canon#i dare you to tell me that I am wrong#pjo#percy jackson#percy#jackson#grover#annabeth chase#annabeth#chase#percybeth
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I am an ugly pug dog son Javert truther.
#les mis#les miserables#inspector javert#javert#I like exclusively men who looked like “they got their faces smashed with a frying pan”-quote my partner#i mean...he aint wrong#i am currently simping for javert and the dealer from buckshot roulette#look between the two of them and tell me with a straight face that i dont have a type#I FUCKIN DARE YOU
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Since both Barbie and Discworld are trending I shall leave you with this thought:
Igors are the Barbies of Discworld
#big mmm wardrobe good at many jobs and all with the same name i dare you to tell me i am wrong#discworld#barbie#barbie 2023#barbie movie#terry pratchett#gnu terry pratchett#nym's posts
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i just had second dinner but i want to munch on more food
#chatterye#idk what's wrong w me but i'm always hungry or in a munchy mood at night#never really during the day#but it's not even like i'm not eating enough or getting enough nutrients/protein/water#i am i'm just constantly munchy#i want chips but i don't have any rn#also tell me why my tooth started hurting randomly like ?????#i take such good care of you don't you fucking dare#i'm not even that stressed btw i just have an endless stomach or somethign
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Do you think they would find eachother in any life?
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im over it but if she messaged me now i would respond in a heartbeat
#THIS IS WHY IM NOT FUCKIGN ALLOWED TO READ THROUGH OUR OLD CHATS#WHY DID I ?? DO THAT ??? ?#MY FRIEND WAS LITERALLY TELLING ME TO STAPWPOPPPPPP#she was literally in vc going “kaden put that phone DOWN! stop reading”#and i still read.#WHATS WRONG WITH ME#the worst part is i. should NOT. contact her again BC of this. i wouldn't know how to feel and it'd be that situationship all over again#BEING ARO IN A SITUATIONSHIP COMPLICATES THINGS SO FUCKING BADDDDDDDDDDDDD#truly the lloyd garmadon experience#was it casual when you told me i was “that person” for you and you wanted to be that for me too#was it casual when you asked me if i would let you in like a courting proposal#was it casual when you confessed through truth or dare and i didnt fuckkng react#was it casual when you told me months later that you used to like me again. and i said Me too#was it casual when you apologised because i said i couldnt believe anyone (you. especially you) would like me#was it casual when you asked for my number and the first thing you sent me was “im not sure why but i really like you”#“was it casual?” i ask. knowing full well it was not#GUYS IM FUCKING LOSING IT#this was years ago i have to get over it#I AM#IM OVER IT#i literally ammmm but sometimes it comes back up and i#and i lose my mind a little.#blabberpar#guys you need to MUTE THIS TAg#not even my first real relationship has this effect on me. what the fuck
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currently reading: His Dark Materials Book Two: The Subtle Knife by Philip Pullman
quote: “…cruelties and horrors all committed in the name of the Authority, all designed to destroy the joys and the truthfulness of life.”
current thoughts: this author is known to be “church hating” and it comes out in their writing very clearly. but they make a very valid point: “The Church” uses Gods name in to validate cruelty and hatred and violence and abuse. “It’s Gods will!” What? It’s Gods will to cast out, abuse and hate people who are any different. Its Gods will to burn women at the stakes because they were different or helpful even. It’s Gods will to keep slaves. Its Gods will to colonise First Nations peoples land. It’s Gods will to go to war. It’s Gods will to strip people of their identity and soul just because they don’t love conventionally. GODS WILL TO TAKE THE LIVES OF INNOCENT PALESTINIANS BECAUSE THAT LAND BELONGS TO ISRAEL AND THEY ARE GODS PEOPLE. it’s Gods will to inflict suffering and pain and cruelty on the people of the world. Do you see how insane that sounds? The same excuse. “We can do it because it’s in the name of Jesus.” What about that says Jesus? The man who walked among sinners because he loved them? The man who healed. The man who SACRIFICED HIS LIFE SO WE COULD HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM! What about all these cruelties has God written on them? NOTHING! So stop using a kind and just God as an excuse to do horrible things!
#AM ANGRY#idk if you can tell but it makes me really really mad#I’m writing this and I’m shaking#im shaking with complete rage at the thought of people dying and suffering in the name of Jesus#idk#we have done this for centuries#killed people because the church said they were wrong#I’m a christian but I have no pride in the church#there is so much we justify with god but really it’s just bad people in positions of incredible power who dare i say rewrite the truth#twist the words of Jesus into one of cruelty#thoughts#on life#my thoughts#anger#save palestine#free gaza#from the river to the sea palestine will be free#palestinian genocide#i stand with palestine#the church#christianity#Jesus#his dark materials#the subtle knife#philip pullman#church#coruption#christian#god#Jesus Christ
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this is my poison ivy fancast btw. just thought yall should know.
#i have never seen one single second of a bridgerton episode but i'm so obsessed with nicola#she's absolutely gorgeous and i am a firm believer that she would eat that shit up#tell me i'm wrong i fucking dare you#poison ivy#pamela isley#dr pamela isley#fancast
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there's a message for someone in the tags
(aimed/tw)
#if you plan on talking bad about me#atleast tell them about what you did.#if you plan in telling everyone how “awful” i am#let me remind you that im not the one who convinced the other that the relationship was normal.#infact i was the one who kept insisting that it was wrong#only thing i did wrong was the fact that i listened to you.#i've moved on from the past events but what you said about me and what you could be telling others about me is implanted in my mind.#i know you said sorry but i never had the heart to accept it. because what you called me was extreme.#i never even met you in real life and you say that about me? that i did that to you??#tell everyone whatever aslong as it's true. im not scared to admit that i've had my wrongs because im no saint in the situation.#but don't you dare pretend like i was the only one who's wrong.#yes you did what you did out of anger. but i always kept mine to myself. im angry but i never told anyone lies about you like you've done.#im genuinely angry and i need to get this out. atleast when im angry i don't spread lies that could harm a person's life#i literally could go to prison because of what you said that never even happened.#whether or not you get this' i still need to get it out#don't you ever speak about me in any way shape or form.#the only times i've ever talked about you was when i had to state my truth on what you perceived.#you don't have the right to say anything about me after the lies you've said#do not bring down my name just to lift yours up.
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