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Don’t think about it. Don’t fall asleep. Don’t look. Not yet.
fanart for the latest chapter of Then It Becomes, It Becomes, It Becomes A Problem because holy shit
#gravity falls#stanford pines#billford#<its a billford fic it counts. the hint of yellow glow is supposed to be bill off screen it counts#m.png#the moth coming out of his eye doesnt come across the BEST but from this distance and behind the glasses i dont know how it could#so acceptable losses#i cheated on my wife to draw this when i was supposed to be making them an animatic#on account of i changed my mind about doing one for the last chapter of THEIR fic...... but other excellent fics deserve fanart#esp ones made by people i dont live with so i dont heap praise on them 24/7#this sequence was just unbelievable#yay fungus <3#yay moths <3#yay greyscale saving this from taking more than a few hours
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they would get divorced in one universe just to find eachother in another one
alternatively titled: sometimes you're the level-headed token flesh-head impulse-control-and-polycule-member of a stubborn, eccentric, and hearty telephone-headed drug addict, and there's cruelty in the world you deem fit to suicidally fight, and that either goes about as well as you'd expect it to, or you learn about love and the value of your life and junk along the way
#scribbles#milton r wallace#callum crown#phonegingi#sgt norm allen#norm allen#dialtown#dialtown a phone dating sim#..uh idk if callum and milt have a ship name orz#normgingi#milton norm parallels save me. Save me milton norm parallels#very specific but its why i prefer to look at the callum-milt-marla situation as like tragic polyamory#as opposed to a cheating one#it adds to the callum-gingi parallels. theyv both got polycule situations C:#though i suppose you could call a cheating situation a dark parallel to gingi's polycule the same way you could call#milton's entire deal a dark parallel to their relationship with norm/the narrator#However i just like tragic polyamory. my visions of milton and marla ALSO being in love yet having the mutual#realization that they hate callum more than they love eachother (esp milton) is highly specific yet also everything to me#misery loves company and all that jazz. a THIRD combination of people having divorce shit going on#this guys ruining my life IM GONNA FUCK HIS WIFE! (They are already in a consensual polyamorous relationship milton is just making it weird#Sorry these tags were going to be like meaningful discussion about this art and then i was enabled to talk about THIS AGAIN#OH YEAH this art in particular i discovered halftones and also started actually using blending brushes#milts face isnt drawn. obviously. but im imagining a kind of 'oh you!' exasperated fondness#as opposed to norm who's just a cranky little tsundere. jokes on milt though HIS relationship is HEALTHIER#also i will never pass up the chance to draw gingi and callum together#theyr both characters i adore drawing gingi's round shapes and different textures and callums cute little bolts#but also they do look soooo similar and yet so different its always really fun to do#and theyr just. my favs lol. my top 3 favs go gingi-mingus-callum hehe#Ok thats all. thank you for coming to my rambles#fig said i should post my art at better times and so i am and that means when i post my art im AWAKE ENOUGH TO RAMBLE ABOUT IT LOL
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Reader and olivia celebrating max for Father’s Day(olivia and reader making him a cake and imagining little livie make some drawings for him )😍😍 and some instagram posts
we love maxie and liv 🥲💗
summary: father's day with liv
Father's Day
It was a sunny Father's Day morning and Max woke up to the delicious aroma of breakfast wafting through the air. As he rubbed his eyes and stretched, he couldn't help but smile. Today was a special day and he had a feeling that it would be full of surprises.
As he headed to the kitchen, he was greeted by his wife, Y/N, and adorable daughter, Olivia, busy preparing something on the stove. Olivia's eyes shone with excitement when she saw her father enter the room and ran over to him ready to give him a huge hug.
"Happy Father's Day, Daddy!" Olivia exclaimed, her face beaming with joy.
Max smiled and leaned in to give her a hug. "Thank you, princess. What's all this?" he asked, pointing to the variety of ingredients spread out on the kitchen counter.
"We made you a special breakfast," Y/N interjected, flashing a warm smile. "Your favorite: pancakes and freshly squeezed orange juice."
Max's heart filled with warmth as he watched his girls work together in the kitchen. Olivia, wearing her little apron, carefully flipped the pancakes while Y/n expertly poured the orange juice into a glass.
''Papa, go back to bed, you're supposed to have woken up later! It's a surprise breakfast in bed! Go, go''
Once everything was ready, Olivia carefully carried a tray laden with breakfast delights to her parents' room. Max couldn't help but feel a surge of love for his family. He sat on the bed as Olivia proudly presented the tray, and a decorated handmade card in her hand.
"Daddy, this is for you!" Olivia exclaimed, handing him the card.
Max opened it and found a beautiful drawing of him in his racing car, accompanied by another where it was now a drawing of him dressed as a superhero along with two more drawings on the side, they were of Olivia and Y/N made with different colored crayons (and lets not forget about the cats) next to a large phrase in capital letters that said "the best papa in the entire world"
Max, being the sensitive person that he is, ended up hugging his little girl tightly while letting a few tears escape.
"Thank you, my little angel," Max said, his voice filled with emotion. "This is the best gift ever, in fact, I'll frame it."
After saying that, little Liv's eyes shone with excitement when she saw that her dad liked her gift.
But the surprises didn't end there. Later that day, after a quiet family afternoon, Max found himself back in the kitchen, where Y/N and Olivia were talking about something.
When Max walked in, he was greeted by a chorus of "Happy Father's Day!" and the sight of a beautifully decorated cake on the table. Olivia and Y/N were proud of their creation: a vanilla cake decorated with cherries.
"You two really know how to make a guy feel special," he said, pulling his wife and daughter into a group hug.
''Daddy, before this day ends, I have one last surprise for you, wait here and close your eyes, no cheating !''
''Another one?''
Max listened to what his daughter had asked him, then he waited with his eyes closed for some sign so that he could open them, but when he did, he was not expecting that. In front of him, Liv was wearing a miniature suit exactly like his, along with a small helmet while her daughter wore it with a proud smile. ''I'm like you daddy! Do you like it?''
Max ran to pick up his daughter in his arms and spin her around in the air, laughing happily. ''It looks much better on you than it does on my sweetheart, wait, stand there, I want to take some photos of you.'' And so, Max spent the last of the day doing a photo session with his daughter in that suit that replicated his.
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maxverstappen1 Celebrating the greatest (and best) title I've ever been given, ''dad''. Thanks to this little bundle of joy who made me a father (and to my beautiful wife who created her). Happy Father's Day to all the amazing dads out there 🙌❤️
username max being a girl dad makes sm sense to me 🥲
yn.ln best father in the world! 💕
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landonorris Happy father's day dad! answer my calls :(
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yn.ln Happy Father's Day to this incredible man who lights up our world with so so much love and joy! Here's to you, my love, on this special day, we love you so very much- liv and y/n 💗💗💗💗
oscarpiastri mom, dad is not responding my messages congratulating him, say something to him.....
maxverstappen1 love you ❤️
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username pls adopt me y/n, I'll be the pet if u want
#f1 imagine#f1 x reader#formula 1 x you#formula 1#formula one#formula one fanfiction#max verstappen#max verstappen x reader#max verstappen x you#max verstappen imagine#max verstappen fanfic#dad!maxverstappen#f1 fluff#f1#f1 fic#f1 fanfiction#f1 fandom#f1 fanfic#f1 one shot#f1 x you#formula 1 x reader#formula one x reader#formula 1 imagine#formula 1 fanfic#formula 1 angst#formula 1 fluff#formula one x you#checo perez#sergio checo pérez#red bull racing
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I have finally decided to shamelessly (I feel nothing but shame at any attention at all) promote my hilson fics on here 💕
Organized from shortest to longest:
it's gone to the dogs in my mind (1.5k)(T+)
"He gets more visitors in his subconscious as he's coming off the vicodin than he did when he was on it. Every night, a different visitor in between the excruciating hours of consciousness." A glimpse into a series of dreams that House has as he's detoxing after he first gets to Mayfield.
let me be the wallpaper that papers up your room (2.9k)(E)
“I'll meet you at your place at 8.” He knew when he said it that he wasn't just coming over for dinner. Takes place at the end of Season 8, Episode 2 after Wilson punches House in the face.
and I long for this mirrored perspective (3.3k) (GA)
"Because something about him beckons to you, drawing you in. Morons are boring, you're repelled by morons. You're the opposite of repelled by the warm shades of brown and a cold type of ache coming from this handsome stranger." House spots Wilson for the first time at a conference in New Orleans and stalks him like the creep he is.
caught you hiding in the smoke (3.3k)(E)
“Look at me, House.” His pretty blue eyes opened and looked up at her with the kind of intensity that she could only describe as devotion. Like she was something holy. “Good. Look at you, barely holding on. If only he could see you like this…”
House is distracted while making out with Cuddy. The reason why isn't at all surprising, but Cuddy's reaction to it is.
dot line dot (4.2k)(E)
Wilson apologized for not being there. House told him not to be, he's with his wife. That's where he's supposed to be. And yet Wilson wanted him. And House was going to make him prove that. He was going to force him to wreck his own marriage rather than have the decency to do it for him. The bastard. House uses his oral fixation to his advantage when he refuses to initiate an affair with Wilson after he marries Bonnie. Wilson wants to have his cake and eat it too and House is a petty bitch about it.
on my way to believing (6k)(E)
“I like what this says about you, Wilson.” Wilson knows what this says about him— that the only piece of furniture that he could pick out himself was something House alone would use. He knows it says that the only thing inside him that matters is the man sitting on that bench.
get in line for the masquerade (7.1k)(M)
5 times people find out about House and Wilson's secret relationship and the 1 time they decide to stop keeping it a secret.
my tongue has now become a platform for your lies (12k)(E)
5 times Wilson cheats with House, + the 1 time they get caught.
love is the coal (19.5k)(E)
"House, I can't just up and leave-” “Yes, you can. I already talked to Cuddy about it.” “You already—” Wilson blanched, “House, I told you not to say anything to her about what's going on. Great, this is just great. Now my boss knows that I'm-” “That you're going through a hard time right now. That you're stressed and overworked and burnt out. She was the one who suggested we go on a vacation. It really wasn't even a suggestion, she practically demanded that I whisk you away to tropical paradise somewhere and fuck you until your legs stop working.” Wilson is struggling, House would do anything in the world to help him, and Cuddy is a wonderful boss. House and Wilson take a much needed vacation and spend the entire thing on top of each other.
puppies, tiramisu, and other things james wilson loves (20.9k)(E)
He looked over at Wilson, about to lament to him about the lack of creativity at this animal shelter when he was met with a big toothy grin. “What?” Wilson shook his head, but his smile grew to the point of being painful. “Nothing. I just- I didn't expect you to be a small dog kind of guy.” “I'm—” House looked back at the dog and then at Wilson. “I'm not. I was just giving it some attention.” “I think you're giving it a home, House.” A fic about them adopting a dog that House ends up falling in love with. And then he does something stupid and they have kinky sex about it.
#chyanne speaks#hilson#house md#gregory house#james wilson#hate crimes md#fic recs#fanfiction#fanfic#yes they're p much all song lyrics for titles lets move on#these range for sad and angsty to sweet and romantic to dark and kinky#something for everyone 💕#i will add more in the future bc i have more wips im working on#a very large wip coming soon hopefully
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Come Find Me
Word Count: 4,3k
Contains: ANGST!, Fluff, Cheating, Mind control, Sexual Content (18+), Heartbreak
A/n: Sorry this took so long. I had a lot going on. Whew! But here we are and I hope you guys enjoy the ANGST!
I've seen this place before
A color blinded senseless sight to see
And when it rains, only rains on me
Memories. These memories where the fuck were they coming from? They swirl around her head like a tornado. Constantly causing her variance. The memories all with Rianna, felt so existent, so tangible. It wasn’t a daydream. They were memories, they were there right in her head. But she didn’t remember making them. It was driving her towards insanity. She was always inside her head trying to figure it out and lately she’d seemed aloof. Unaware of things going on around her. What is wrong with me. Something isnt right.
“Shuri!” Shuri jumped at the sound of her name being yelled suddenly snapping back to reality. Where she sat on her thrown, surrounded by the elders and Dora Milaje.
“Are you here with us your highness or is there something more important than the topic we’re discussing?” Shuri looked around the throne room as everyone stared into her. Okoye, Ayo, and Aneeka with concern etched in their faces.
She cleared her throat, tugging on the jacket of her suit. “I-I apologize. I am not feeling well today. The safety of our country is always a priority for me. The barriers are consistently checked and reinforced. There is no threat to Wakanda’s safety at the moment. Now if you don’t mind I would like to wrap this up. Thank you all for your dedication. This meeting is adjourned.” Shuri stands and everyone follows with a salute. Shuri returns the gesture as she strolls out of the throne room. Okoye, Ayo, and Aneeka close behind.
“Ikumkazi wam? Is everything ok. You��ve been a bit out of sorts lately.” Aneeka spoke up. This had not been an isolated event. Shuri zoning out had become a consistent thing and it was raising concern. “Uh. Yea of course I’m fine. Just a bit tired lately.” Shuri deflected.
“Well maybe you and you’re wife should slow down with all of your congicals. That would probably save the majority of both of your energy.” Okoye added with a sly smile, eyebrow raised high. Shuri can’t help but smile at the mention of your name. She let’s out a sarcastic “Ah ha. Actually, that might be exactly what I need” She smirked. “I should probably go get fed. That’ll boost my energy. I have to get all of my nourishment.” She winked. And Okoye scrunched her face in disgust. “That is disgusting Shuri! Keep your nuptials to yourself!” It was pointless Shuri was already bouncing down the hall happily, in the direction of her wife.
So what can I say but I'm hoping
The hour will still turn to golden
We will see the sun as it's supposed to be
Shining straight through to you and me
You pace outside of the bathroom door wringing your hands together nervously. Tolu sat on the bench infront of your and Shuri’s bed quietly watching you drive yourself into a nervous break down. “Ok Y/n.” Tolu stands and walks over to you grabbing your hand in hers. “You’re making me dizzy. You have to stop. Come on take a deep breath with me.” You stop staring into Tolu’s eyes, taking a deep shakey breath along with her. “One more” You both repeat. “Okay girl! It’s time. I’m right here with you. Do you want me to check it or would you like to do the honors.”
“Can you do it? I don’t think I can. I’m a wreck right now.” Tolu smiles and walks into the bathroom. Your mind races as you sit on the bed. Heart racing and palms sweaty fidgeting with your fingers. Tolu emerged from the bathroom and your eyes immediately draw to the white stick in her hand. Leaning against the frame of the door she gives you an almost unreadable expression until she couldn’t control the twitch in her lips. “Congratulations Umama. You’re having a babyyyy!!” Tears welled in her eyes a broad smile covering her face. Your eyes grew wide. Your hands mindlessly landing on your tummy, a choked gasp releasing itself from your chest. You stand, hurriedly brushing past Tolu heading to the bathroom counter, staring down at the other two test, both reading pregnant as plain as day. Turning back around to your friend tears quickly began to flow down your face. She rushes to you holding you in her arms. “It’s happening y/n! It’s real girl.”
Leading you over to the bed, sitting holding eachother as you cry tears of joy. “Lu, I can’t believe it worked! I-I really have a peice of Shuri growing inside of me! And we’re both women! How could I not be in love with this woman she’s fucking brilliant!” You pull away as both of you fall into laughter. Tolu giving a playful roll of her eyes. “She’s alright I guess.” You giggle knowing neither Tolu nor Shuri would ever give eachother that much credit. “We’re going to be mommies Lu! Oh Bast! What if we’re terrible parents!” Tolu scoffs.
“Ah ah! Stop there and be realistic. There are no two people on the planet more qualified than the two of you to be parents. You both have been through hell and fought for this moment. You’re deserving of this and you’re going to enjoy it! No negativity. This is a happy time.” You sniff and nod in agreement. “I love you, girl. You’re the best friend a girl could have.”
“I love your crazy ass too” You both laugh embracing eachother once again. Pulling away you wipe the stray tears from your face. “Now I just have to figure out a special way to tell her!” You clap happily, excited for this new begining. As if on cue, you both hear the front door of the house open and close and turn to eachother in a panic. “Oh shit! She’s home. She can’t know yet!” You yell in a whisper. Both of you hop from the bed and rush into the bathroom to get the pregnancy tests. Trying to move around eachother getting flustered and whispering in hushed panicked tones “I have to throw them away.”
“No! She’ll see them in the trash!”
“I’ll wrap them up. Duh!” You grab the tissue and began wrapping the test. “Still you can’t put them in the trash! Give them to me I’ll put them in my purse. Hurry up!” Running back into the room you both plop on the bed Tolu snatching her purse off the night stand and stuffing the test in her purse just in time for Shuri to walk in the room, with you and Lu putting on your best normal poses. She walked through the door to see you with Tolu and her face scrunched in faux disgust. She smacked her teeth and rolled her eyes. “Ew. I knew I smelled you. I thought Y/n was making oxtail.” She said entering the room, shutting the door behind her. Tolu looked over at her mirroring her expression, unamused.
“Funny. Since those Panther senses pick up my scent so well. Why didn’t they pick up on those pits you musty bit-“ You pop her arm before she could get it out.
“Don’t start that shit. Be nice today.” Shuri turns her lip up at Tolu as she walks over to peck you on the lips and Lu rolls her eyes.
“She started with me first, but Aaaanyway, I was just getting ready to head out.” She stands clutching her purse as though she held the worlds most precious jewels.
“Best news I’ve got all day.” Shuri smirked at her. “Shuri you can kiss my ass and meow at the hole.” Shuri wrapped an arm around her stomach and brought her hand to her mouth pretending she would vomit. “Yeaaaa get that hairball outta there feline. I’m sure it’s building up from all the pussy you eat around here.” Shuri smiles and licks her lips as she nods. “True, True” Tolu’s face distorted into an amused grimace. “Ugh!”
“Now how the hell did I catch a stray in the middle of y’all beef. I stay waxed.” You butt in.
“It gets a lil fuzzy sometimes babe but I like it! Adds a little texture.” Your mouth drops open and your face contorts as all of you burst into laughter. Tolu wraps an arm around Shuri’s torso in a hug and Shuri kisses the top of her head. “I’m headed out weirdos. Love you guys.”
“Love you too.” You both call after her as she heads out.
“The two of you are going to be the death of me.” Shuri chuckles slightly as her arms wrap around your waist. You look up into those beautiful dark eyes and you see sadness lingering in the depths. “Baby what’s wrong?” The concern in your voice apparent as you place a hand on her face. “You’ve seemed a tad off lately is my love overwhelmed?” You began placing soft kisses on the line of her chiseled jaw. “Not entirely. I’m happy sweet girl. The happiest I’ve been in a long time. I just .. something feels off. I haven’t felt completely like myself. I don’t know. Maybe, I’m just a little stressed.”
“What’s going on? What’s got you stressed? Riri isn’t giving you any issues is she because she’s over due being sent home really.” Shuri smirks. “Anything to bring up getting rid of her before time huh love. She’s due home in a couple of days babe. You don’t stress yourself about that. She’s been straight as an arrow these last few weeks. We’re good mfazi. And I don’t need you stressing out my little seeds.” She bent down speaking to your belly. “Isn’t that right.” She placed a kiss to your tummy and stood back to her full height. “I’m not stressing over that bitch. I just don’t want her here anymore. I don’t care how unproblematic she’s being, I know she wants you.”
“Ok sthandwa, that maybe so. But I want you. Only you. So none of that matters.” She tilts your head upwards with her pointer finger. And you melt into her touch.
“You’re right. And we were talking about what was bothering you any way.”
“It doesn’t matter baby, I’m here now.” She kisses your neck. “And I know exactly how you can make me feel much much better.” She gave a bite and suck right underneath your jaw. “Mm. Oh really?” You felt her nod against your neck as she place her hands on your im waist slowly backing you up against a wall. “Mhmm”
“You don’t get enough of me daddy?” You giggle seductively. Pulling back, her eyes lower following every curve of your body. She bends and takes hold of the back of your knees lifting you and pressing you into the wall. “Never” You responded with a hum wrapping your legs around her waist. “You know I love you more than anything right. I promise you I’ll forever give you my all. I’m not perfect but I’ll do my best at it for you. Promise me you won’t ever give up on me my love. That we’ll always be this way no matter what.” Your hands massage the nape of her neck as you bring your foreheads together. “I promise sthandwa.”
I don't understand why you blame me
Just take me as I am, it's the same me
We should be together
So tell me where you go when you know better
“I PrOmiSe SthAnDwA! Oh please! Let’s cut this shit short. Stark activate the atoms send Shuri to the lab.”
Riri demanded annoyed by your and Shuri’s interaction. “Sure thing kiddo”. Turning off her beads She stood from her bed making her way to make her way to the empty lab. It had been closed for the day to give the lab staff a much needed break. And Riri was going to use that to her advantage. The memories weren’t working. Allowing her to remember their rendezvous hadn’t been enough to make her fall in love with Riri without the use of the atoms. She treated those memories like annoying nats floating around her head. And as soon as Riri would deactivate the atoms she went crawling right back to her precious little wife. Obviously the basis of her experiment worked flawlessly. Her time with Shuri with the atoms had been delicious. Sensual and erotic. But she needed Shuri to love her. She couldn’t possibly control her mind forever without causing damage which is the only reason she didn’t keep the atoms activated at all times. Time was limited. Now was the time to tip the scales in her favor..
Shortly after entering the lab Riri felt strong arms circle her waist, a firm body pressing up against her back as a nose tickled her cheek. “Hello my love.” Riri smiled biting her lip and turning around in Shuri’s arms where she belonged. “Baby!” Her arms circled Shuri’s neck as she brought her down into a kiss. “I was missing you and these lips.” Shuri whispered against her mouth. “Never as much as I’ve missed you.” Shuri shook her head. “I beg to differ.”
“Oh really? Why don’t you show me joy much you’ve missed me then Panther.” A smirk rose on Shuri’s face as she lowered herself back onto Riri’s lips kissing her hungrily, while walking her backwards into one of the lab tables. Her hands went under Ri’s shirt carressing the soft skin of her abdomen sending shivers down her spine.
“I love the way you touch me Shuri.” Ri whispers as her eyes closed savoring the feeling. “Not as much as I love touching you.” All of a sudden Ri was being lifted onto the lab table. She slid the jacket of Shuri’s suit from her shoulders revealing her bra. Tugging on the center of the bra she released one of Shuri’s breast instantly attaching herself to her nipple. Shuri threw her head back in ecstasy reaching to remove Riri’s shirt. Riri unattached herself from Shuri for a second to allow her to remove her shirt as she unhooked Shuri’s bra. Shuri began unbuttoning Ri’s pants as she lifted allowing Shuri to remove her panties along with her bottoms as Ri reciprocated. They were both now completely naked as Shuri straddled Riri’s thigh. Riri moved closer to the edge of the table lining her core up to Shuri’s thigh and they both began to move against one another. Shuri’s arms were on either side of Ri keeping them both balanced as she panted in Riri’s ear while they both used eachothers thighs to get off.
“Sss mmm, Ri you feel so good against me.” Shuri moaned her breath tickling Riri’s neck. Riri’s hips bucked harder against Shuri her arms wrapped tightly around Shuri’s neck as she cried out. “Yes! T-Tell me h-how gooood I make you feel. Oh God!”
“S-so good! S-so f-fucking good!” Riri’s eyes fluttered open briefly, before snapping back open to see a blurry figure standing at the entrance of the lab. With a few blinks clearing the tears from her eyes, the figure took form into you. Ooohh this was deliciously perfect!! Riri almost came from sheer excitement! She took the moment to unwrap her right arm from around Shuri’s neck placing her hand at Shuri’s entrance. She slowly added her ring and pointer fingers inside of her while pressing her palm into her sensitive bud as Shuri rocked harder onto her. “Oh fuck Ri! Just like that! I’m gonna cum!”
“Yea baby cum for me. I’m gonna cum with you! Say my name when you cum for me. Let everybody know who’s pussy this is.” Ri panted into Shuri’s neck as both of their bodies began to shake both on the edge of their release. Knowing that you were watching as Shuri’s body quaked against hers, and that soon she would have Shuri to herself made Riri’s orgasam come quick and heavy along with Shuri. Her Juices pouring over her hand onto her thigh. Ri opened her eyes looking over Shuri’s shoulder as they both caught their breath, fully prepared for conflict. But you were gone. What the fuck! Had she imagined it all.
I love holding you, touching you
'Cause you help me deal with the pains
So how could you turn into
The demons you
Once said that you'd keep away?
“AAAARRRGGH!!” You scream as you remove the large wedding photo from the entrance of your home smashing it into the ground. You walked through your home destroying any semblance of your relationship with Shuri. Tears streaming down your face. Releasing agonizing screams. You’d trusted her. Fell for her lies. She was one hell of an actress. Making you believe she really loved you and the whole time she was fucking that BITCH! So that’s why she wouldn’t send her home! You start to feel faint from the stress. Heading to the nearest wall you balance yourself. Remembering your baby you wrap an arm around your tummy placing your back against the wall sliding to the floor.
“Why Shuri? Whyyyyyy?” The last why escaping your throat in a shaky whimper. You look around at the damage you’d caused. It reinforced the pain you felt inside. And for the first time ever you no longer wanted to be there.
“You hungry baby. We should probably get some food after that workout.” Shuri looked at Riri in all her naked glory still sitting on the lab table watching Shuri get dressed. She contemplated deactivating the atoms and sending Shuri back to you to be sure she wasn’t loosing her mind. “You ok Ri baby?” Concern etched itself in Shuri’s face as she walked over to her placing her hands on her naked thighs. Riri placed both hands on Shuri’s cheeks looking her in the eyes.
“I’m so in love with you Shuri and I’ll do anything for you. You’re the best thing to ever happened to me.” Her eyes began to mist and Shuri captured her lips.
“Heyyy, Hey beautiful don’t cry. I hate to see you cry.” Her voice soft and comforting. Riri smiled. “They’re happy tears. Because I have a feeling that after today no one will be in our way.”
“No one could ever be in our way. Because I love you.” Ri planted another kiss on Shuri before standing and gathering her clothes to put them back on. Once her clothes were back on she walked over and embraced Shuri.
“Soon that will be true.” She let go and with the press of a button Shuri was back to normal.
“Ms. Williams, why are you still in the lab. Go explore. Or get some rest. Relax for once. I’m going to spend some time with my wife.”
“I was just running in to grab something. I’m headed out now. I hope you and y/n have a wonderful day. I’ll see you later.” With that she walks out of the lab.
I'm in my feelings, I'm tired, I'm bleeding
I'm nothing, I'm choking without you
I become weak from the mountains
I'll scream 'til the morning wraps me back around you
Where the colors of your mind will turn around
And so will you too
Oh, no, no, no, don't let it go
Shuri walked out out of the lab. Heading home with a bounce in her step ready to curl up and relax with her wife. Once she reached the Queens wing her heart dropped as she noticed the commotion. Dora and staff scurried in and out of her home. Her face scrunched in confusion as she watched them remove things from inside. Your things.
“You can just take that one down to my car.” Tolu walked out giving directions, when she spoted Shuri looking lost.
“What’s going on Lu? Why are y/n’s things being taken.” Tolu walks up with one arm held out as Shuri proceeds forward “Shuri. I think it’s best you stay out here until she leaves.” Tolu placed a had in the center of Shuri’s chest attempting to push her backwards.
“Leave? Leave where? Wh-what game are you two playing? Stop.” Shuri’s heart began to race.
“This is not a game Shuri. She’s not talking. I don’t know what you did. But you fucked up.” Shuri looked past Tolu towards the entrance to her home. Quickly she side stepped Tolu and made her way towards the door.
“STOP! EVERYONE STOP! Put her things down now!” Everyone stopped looking at eachother confused on what to do. Stepping inside the first thing Shuri noticed was the wedding photo in peices on the floor. Her breathing became short and choppy as she looked around her living room. What the fuck was going on? Where were you? She hastily ran into the bedroom just in time to see you walking out of your closet with the last of your bags.
“Baby what’s going on? What’s happening?” You only stare at her for a second face blank, grief hidden behind your eyes. Diverting your eyes you continue on your way. She steps infront of you grabbing at your bags. “NO! No y/n. Talk to me. W-What did I do?” She stuttered as her eyes began to water. Your eyes settled every where but on her as your lip began to tremble. Shuri’s movements followed the direction of your eyes as she tried getting you to look at her. “Y/n please.” She whispered. Stepping away you head towards the bathroom to grab a few things you’d missed. Shuri fell to her knees crawling after you. “B-baby, talk to me. I can fix it. Whatever it is I can fix it.” She sat on her knees in the doorway of the bathroom. Watching you pack up things. She was confused. Her mind reeling searching for the answer. The memories they were there but there’s no way she did that. No way she would ever betray your trust in that way again.
It’s wasn’t me. It’s wasn’t me baby. Stay help me!
Shuri could hear herself screaming almost as though she was separate from herself. She shook her head. She started to get frantic as you stepped right past her walking out of the bathroom. She crawled after you again the tears flowing as she tried to catch her breath. Everywhere you went she was right behind you begging for understanding.
“Please baby please just talk to me. I don’t understand! I’m begging you p-please d-don’t leave me! Everything was just fine! What could I have done!” She hiccuped through her tears. Finally you finished packing and headed towards your bags. Shuri got there before you, knocking over the bags and trying to get them open to take out your belongings. “Stop Shuri.” She starts to open the bag and you grab the handle pulling at the bag. Shuri held tight making the bag rip open clothes flying everywhere as you stumbled backwards. “Fuck Shuri Stop it!! I’m leaving with or without this shit!” You try walking out but Shuri once again was on your trail. She crawled infront of you, wrapping her arms around your lower torso as she buried her face in your stomach.
I’m lost sthandwa. Please don’t leave me here.
“What did I do baby?! What did I do? Please I-I can’t lose you. I’ll fix it umfazi wam. I’ll fix it. I need you! Don’t do this!” Your body trembled with sobs that you held inside as the dame broke. You hit a button on your beads.
“Okoye, I need your assistance in leaving. She’s not letting me go.” You choked out. Shuri’s arms tightened around you. “Y/n what is going on?” In seconds Okoye was at the door. “Shuri. I think it’s best you let her go. Just come with me ok.” She walked over squatting next to her.
“Just talk to me pleaaasssee.” Her jaw trembled as she sobbed into your stomach your shirt soaked in tears. She began to wheeze from lack of air. Her breaths shakey. Okoye and Aneka grabbed hold of Shuri’s arms trying to release you from her grip. “You have to let her go. You’re hurting her Shuri.” Her grip loosened instantly. “I don’t want to hurt you baby. Just-Just let me fix it.” Okoye lifted Shuri to her feet. “Come on Shuri. Give her time.”
“No no no! Just tell me what to do! I’ll do it!” Shuri was inconsolable as they carried her out of the house. “Let me go! I just want to know what I did! I just need to know how to fix it.” She began to sound as though she was choking sobs and breaths getting stuck inside her chest. Okoye pressed Shuri against the wall right outside of the door of her home. Grabbing her jaw and squeezing to open her airways she coached Shuri through her cries. “Breathe Shuri! You have to breathe!” Shuri let out a cough an agonizing cry not far behind. Okoye wrapped her in a hug gently placing her head onto her shoulder. Her body became weak with sobs as Okoye held her weight. Tolu walked over placing a comforting hand onto Shuri’s arm. Aneeka standing guard infront of them. “What did I do?” she continued to repeat.
Finally you were able to walk out. You look in Shuri’s direction. Had you not witnessed what you did in that lab. The sight would’ve torn you to pieces. Her pressed into a wall to keep her stable with Okoye cradling her head like a baby’s. But all you could feel was hatred. Anger. Removing your Kimoyo beads and rings you drop them to the floor with a clang and walked away. Shuri released a grunt that sounded as though she’d been punched in the gut at the sound.
You were gone and she didn’t know why.
Please come find me.
Up on the mountain
Searched through the valley
You hear me calling
Won't you come find me?
Please don't forsake me
All of a sudden
My heart is breaking
I feel it coming
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Does jughead match Betty's freak
this ask ended up twice in my inbox and i think that’s so funny. ask so real it came as a two-for-one deal !
honestly? no. jughead and betty are like, the epitome of an arranged marriage with the genders inversed. like specifically, jughead is the wife with unfortunate and irreversible neediness syndrome and betty is the strapping young man who has been tied down against his will. like, all betty wants to do is get out there and explore - first in a journalism sense, then in an investigator sense, then in a sexuality + life’s pleasures sense. betty really really likes being in charge of stuff, in taking command and moving stuff forward and getting shit done. she’s also a little more substantially fucked up than jughead in the sense that jughead is like. abandonment/inferiority complex 1000 ie. his mom left him, archie left him, his dad left him, his gf cheats on him or whatever. jughead is mostly a bundle of soft-type emotional-relationship issues which are fucked up in their own right, but he also expresses those issues a lot more openly (the whole Being A Writer thing, narratively the dying over and over thing, his whole misanthropy thing being just an accepted part of who he is).
betty on the other hand has: a serial killer father, serial killer grandparents, a mom who kills assailants and hides the bodies under floorboards, a serial-killer FBI-agent half-brother, a serial-killer cam hooker half-brother-in-law, a cult-indoctrinated accidentally-incestuous sister who had twins with the town dead boy who was killed by his father (said father also being one of betty’s own blood family), a boyfriend that dies every season and is an attempted gang leader, a cousin who is an insane witch, a gang-leader step-dad-situation who is also the father of her boyfriend, not to mention her serial killer genes! when i say she’s substantially more fucked up than jughead i mean that jughead weeps/whines/acts pathetic about his circumstances a lot more, which are sad in general bc that’s his role, but despite betty’s increasing “darkness” over the seasons (something that she says verbatim . lol) she still keeps it together on a surface level. still dresses in pastels still wears little pink sweaters and skinny jeans and does her cute hairdos and sheer pink makeup well into her adulthood, which makes her all the more fucked bc cognitive dissonance goes crazy!! the difference between how she’s perceived/what she’s supposed to be and all the things that happened to her/the way she’s supposed to react to it are two different ends of the personality spectrum.
of course, the problem this creates is that jughead (ultimate sad wet cat) sees her suburban good girl aura and takes it for granted that she will stay the same sweet girl and attaches himself to her - unfortunately, betty’s core directive is to keep moving, so naturally she starts looking in different directions. jughead needs her too much and she doesn’t really need him at all. consider that also jughead walks around like a festering open wound and betty graduated from the cooper school for emotionally repressed women…like. there was no way for betty to be weird (to be a weirdo. to not fit in and not want to fit in. she doesn’t even have a stupid hat on) like jughead is weird bc jughead is a freak because of his problems - ie he has no one, originally, bar archie, because he’s so “misunderstood” and “misanthropic”. the inverse of that - betty has, superficially, zero problems - which is what draws veronica and jughead to her, and her freak is just that much more intense because she never deals with it except in really unhealthy ways (a pile of coping mechanisms for which she is always looking to add to.)
tl:dr betty’s freak is a lot more intense and unsolvable than jughead’s and so while jughead can be fixed by a one-hit wonder vent novel and a new project-focused girlboss gf, betty can never be fixed - ergo they really need to see other people (NOT ARCHIE.)
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Hello. Hope you're feeling good.
I was wondering if assassins in modern au weren't assassin and just lived like normal people what was their job?
Hi, nonny. I'm doing good. Just found some time to rest up after all the moving and unpacking XD
Oooohhh, I like this ask, nonny, but Imma cheat a bit and use a lot of my answers from the modern-day fic I wrote last year XD
Altaïr
I think this will depend on how much you want to reference Altaïr’s upbringing in AC1.
If you want an almost beat-by-beat reference, Altaïr will be heading some kind of PMC that he ‘inherited’ from his foster grandfather. He’s born into the family business and it’s the only life he knows. Reading about new tech helps make the PMC always be up to date with their equipment but Altaïr usually reads any kind of scientific advancement on his down time.
If you want to give him more freedom to choose his own path, his scholarly nature would make him a job in the field of science or history (with philosophy being a favorite hobby of his)
History: more on archaeology who mainly does fieldwork, sometimes goes to conventions and symposiums to talk about his team’s latest finds. His journals detailing each day when he’s in the field are usually published and a lot of people in the field enjoy reading his thoughts… even if he sometimes gets off track and there’s suddenly a drawing of the person he loves in one of the pages…
Science: owner of a privately-funded research and development company (might even have funded it from the inheritance he got from his foster grandfather) and actually leads one of the teams. The company focuses on researching and developing new tech that would make life easier for everyone although Altaïr does have a notebook filled with the deadliest ideas for weapons that he doesn’t really have any plans to make.
Ezio
Definitely born into a rich family that operates one of the oldest banks in Italy and he’s being trained to be a COO. Would have summer jobs in one of their banks.
His passion though lies in the arts and he would paint whenever he needs to relax. His parents agreed for him to take art classes because they want to support him (and Federico is meant to inherit the business anyway).
He meets his best friend in art class and they start a friendly competition of painting the same thing.
His friend is the one who gets recognized but that’s fine with him. He paints because it relaxes him, he’s not there for the spotlight.
Their banks would have framed paintings of his and he still paints as a hobby.
He mostly works for the family bank as a foreign representative, going to other countries to help out a new branch, train the new management, and sometimes talk to possible clients and partners.
Ratonhnhaké:ton
His father wants him to inherit the family business but he decides to take over his mother’s job as the representative of their tribe and the usual liaison that talks to outsiders.
His mother is currently a judge in tribal courts.
He also works similarly to a park ranger and would check their lands regularly, making sure nobody trespasses or hunts in the nearby forests.
The Kenways:
Edward married a socialite named Tessa Kenway a few years after the death of his first wife.
Before that, he used to be a captain of a freight ship. With Tessa’s money, he started his own freight shipping company.
He’s now retired with his son taking over his company and lives with his wife in Kenway mansion. He sometimes visit his son and grandson to annoy his son and to just ‘hang out’ (“Isn’t that what you kids say nowadays?” “… yes. I suppose so?””) with his grandson.
His oldest daughter (from his first marriage) ran away from home after they tried to get her engaged to a rich dude, Edward knows she’s living with Mary and Anne, two old buddies of Edward during his freight ship captain’ing days and visits sometimes. He didn’t tell Tessa though (it was Tessa’s idea to marry her off) because he doesn’t want things to escalate and Tessa has a suspicion that he’s having an affair with Mary or Anne (or both!) while Haytham learned that his sister is fine and living her best life when he tried to catch his father cheating for his mother.
Even in a modern day AU, the Kenways will still have drama. Them’s the rules.
Desmond:
Ran away from a very isolated community that may have been cultists or just really ‘we don’t trust the government’ kind of hippies. Desmond likes to joke both.
Works for a bar that has a new owner who isn’t afraid to try out new things.
Desmond thinks he’s flying by the seat of his pants but his heart is in the right place so Desmond tries to be supportive.
Also… he was given the go signal to adjust the drinks menu and make new drinks so that’s an automatic ‘that’s my boss and I support his decisions!’ for him.
Shirley Templar is his signature drink. He’s other signature drink is “Desmond Take The Wheel” which is just him preparing whatever the hell he wants for a customer who cannot take back the drink because that is what they ordered.
Shay:
Used to work for a freight ship with his dad being his captain together with his best friend Liam.
Hope works as a logistics support for the company they work for and also a radio operator when things get hectic. Shay and Hope may have been flirting on the radio for a while (much to his father’s amusement).
The company they’re working for started making really bad decisions after the owner lost his wife and son. Liam was transferred to another freight ship to be its captain and, during just a routine job, they got hit by a massive storm too far off the nearest coast which they wouldn’t have hit had their course not been switched an hour before their departure.
Shay’s father and a lot of the crew died that day and Shay blamed the owner because the route was approved by him. He refused to settle and lost with the cause being given as damnum fatale.
Haytham scouted him soon after and he was a captain first before being elevated to Head Logistics Officer.
Arno
He owns a cafe that once belonged to his uncle (not related to him but was a close friend of his father).
He’s been arrested for disorderly conduct (he was suppppeeer drunk and his longtime girlfriend/childhood friend just broke up with him) but the officers pitied him so they just let him sleep it off in one of the cells. The dude on the other cell started singing along when Arno began to sing sad love songs. Both of them were drunk though so they made the police officer giving them an easy time… well… a hard time.
He uses the profit he got from the cafe he inherited to buy more establishments.
He’s now focused on learning how to make a bar profitable… by buying a bar.
Jacob
He was the one in the other cell. He got into a bar fight but he wasn’t that drunk. The officers heard the fight happen because some slurs about Jacob’s sexual preferences were shouted by the other dude so the officer just left Jacob with a warning.
He’s actually the owner of a small orphanage and has an out-of-school youth program that usually helps children from high-risk areas. All of this is funded by his family (to be more exact, his sister).
He has a degree in pediatrics and this is his dream job.
This might (if the rumors were true) have been because he had been an unwitting accessory to a tragic fire as a young man that led to the death of children.
He has an adopted son named Jack.
Evie
Doctor, got top marks in her batch, and continued their late father’s job as a concierge doctor. She took over her father’s patients who are all quite wealthy (including the Kenways).
On her vacations, she would join her long-time boyfriend (“You married yet?” “No, Jacob. Jayadeep and I believe-” “Yes, yes, if it happens, it happens, blah, blah, blah.”) who is part of Doctors Without Borders.
She’s officially the head of the Frye family which she inherited from their father but she always gives Jacob his share (“So you’re still a trustfund baby.” “Pretty much, I guess. My sister loves me… as long as she doesn’t have to hear about my latest dumb stunt.”) while also donating a lot to his orphanage and program.
There are rumors that it’s a money laundering thing but that’s unfounded.
Bayek
The police officer who had to suffer thru Arno’s drunken singing of his ex’s beautiful flaming hair and Jacob’s sulking.
Almost always gets the graveyard shift so his fellow officers can go home and spend them with their families.
Used to be married, and had a divorce after a hit-and-run killed their only son, he still has a picture of his family on his table and everyone knows he still loves his ex but the death of their child was too much for both of them.
His ex may or may not be part of the government’s secret intelligence gathering bureau… maybe. Bayek does not know and does not want to know as he doesn’t want to risk her job in any way IF she was an actual spy.
Layla:
Still works for Abstergo and still has a feud going on with Sofia Rikkins.
Kinda friends with Lucy and Daniel Cross, enjoys adding chaos to annoy Berg if she knows she can get away with (or make someone like Robert take the fall).
Likes to drink in Desmond’s bar (technically Arno’s) and always takes the “Desmond takes the wheel” option.
Okay, so these ones aren’t Assassins or Hidden Ones (officially) but I kinda felt bad leaving them out since I wrote about Bayek.
Kassandra
MMA fighter who came from a military family.
Had a falling out with her stepfather when she was young and she left. It’s not clear if she left on her own or if she was kicked out and she doesn’t like to talk about it.
She only talks to her younger brother although her mother is trying to mend broken bridges… it… isn’t really working… unfortunately.
Her brother is in the army per the traditions of their family and she always worries about him.
Eivor
Spokesperson for her foster brother and working to help out for his reelection at the moment.
Her passion is in poetry though (and drinking everyone under but that’s more of a pastime) and she’s working on compiling her poems into a book. Her poems are quite beautiful but tend to be on the side of trash-talking certain types of people.
It took months but the ravens/crows around the area of her home now recognize her and would leave trinkets as a thank you for always feeding them.
Note: not a lawyer so I’m not sure if damnum fatale can be used for Shay’s part but Imma wave my fanfic writer card.
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Concerning Friends: With Chandler being your favourite, could you explain what draws you to him? What you find interesting in his character, in his development? Love hearing your takes on..well, literally everything 🤍
Gladly!
Chandler Bing Appreciation
Humor
The first thing that comes to my mind when I think of Chandler is "He's the funniest of the cast", and considering the competition he had, that's a pretty big accomplishment. I'm a sucker for sarcastic jokes, and Chandler was the king of it. I always liked how he could think of hilarious replies to literally everything everyone said so fast, and his way of delivering the jokes was so specific to him that even the show itself poked fun at it.
And I loved how, just like he was quick to make jokes at everyone else's expense, he also did it to himself, which showed both that he could take a joke AND that he was very insecure. To quote one of my favorite exchanges between him and Rachel (that I totally don't relate to on a spiritual level)
R: You should never be allowed to talk to people! C: I'm sure you're right, but why?!
Him being Joey's best friend also created a lot of naturally funny moments because Joey was way more confident, and far dumber, than Chandler, so one of them is always being the butt of a joke just by being next to the other.
I promise this whole thing won't be just quotes, but nothing better exemplifies what I mean quite like this bit of dialogue when they're discussing possibly having a threesome with a girl, and flipping a coin to decide on which end each will be:
J: What's heads and what's tails? C: If you don't know that, then I don't wanna do this with you.
But my absolute favorite thing about the jokes written for Chandler was that they often poked fun at the show itself, like him responding to Monica giving him a key to her appartment with "Door hasn't been locked in five years, but okay", or making fun of typical Ross and Rachel drama, or just point out how completely absurd some of the situations they got into was, like when Ross was murdering everyone's ears while playing bagpipes for Chandler and Monica's wedding.
M: Why is your family scottish? C: Why is your family Ross?
The guy also looked funny. I've seen one of the directors say Matthew was always aware of the camera, and it shows, because he is always doing something, even in the background, mainly funny faces to react to what the other five are doing. And that led to lots of improv on his part, and you can actually see some of the other actors breaking character in the background because they couldn't hold back the laughter.
His physical comedy was great, and nothing puts a smile on my face quite like seeing Chandler make a joke just a little bity funnier by jumping up when reacting to stuff, or doing a little dance out of the blue - or even better, reacting to stuff that was not supposed to happen. One of my favorite exemples of it in the whole show is him and Rachel (a criminally underused comedic duo of the show) in her office, with him trying to convince her to uncuff him after he hooked up with her boss, and Matthew's face just breaks me every single time I see it.
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Combine his habit of playing off of EVERYTHING with the improvs both from him and co-stars, and you have little moments like this one in which Ross gets a call from his second (ex) wife and Matthew just reacts to David's improv on instinct, then doesn't know what to do next:
Seriously: could he be more iconic?
Trauma, Insecurities & Awkwardness
For all of his hilarity, Chandler also had quite a lot of emotional baggage that he often either refused to deal with or didn't know how to deal with.
His parents were a disaster, with the dad cheating, the mom hooking up with one of his friends when he was already very uncomfortable with how much he (and everyone) knew about her sex-life and sexual fantasies - to the point that Chandler legitimately thought it was normal for kids to have seen orgies - and, more importantly, he was told about ALL the drama of their messy divorce, and even at his wedding they were at each other's throats.
He went through a lot as a child and naturally that affected how he acted as an adult, making him a messy, flawed, sympathetic character. It was easy not to judge him too much for things like his deeply dysfunctional on-again off-again relationship with Janice, or the moments of immaturity/anxiety in his romance with Monica - especially because he did make progress and grew a lot.
But the dude was also a mess in other (deeply relatable) ways. He flew to Yemen to avoid telling his ex he didn't want to get back together. He lied to said ex about still having feelings for her/wanting to have an affair so she wouldn't show up at his wedding/move to the house next to his. He lied about not being able to come home and was actually gonna let Joey think Monica was cheating, just to not have to tell his best friend that he wanted to spend the night with his wife instead of hanging out. This man let a co-worker call him by the wrong name for months, got in the way of him getting a promotion, then helped the dude trash his office - all to avoid going through the awkwardness of correcting him.
There's a reason he said stuff like "What must it be like not to be crippled by fear and self-loathing?"
A Caring Friend
Even though Chandler didn't think very highly of himself, another thing that made him a personal favorite for me is that he clearly had a very kind, loving side.
He invited both of his parents to his wedding even after all the shit they pulled. His goodbye to Rachel at the end of the show broke my heart in a million little pieces because he was just so sweet to her. He and Joey were so close they were practically a couple, and when he fell for his girlfriend and kissed her, he not only confessed, he was willing to not go after her because he wanted to prove to Joey he'd never betray him again. There's also a "Joey room" in the house he and Monica bought at the end of the show.
Even though his romance with Janice was a mess, he was a really good boyfriend to her when she was leaving her husband for him - and then he stepped aside when Janice realized she still had feelings for the guy, so her kid would not grow up with two dysfunctional parents like he did.
Those moments made the character feel far more real and, once again, made it a lot easier for me to still feel a lot of sympathy for him even when he was in the wrong.
But come on. If we're REALLY gonna talk about Chandler's sweet, caring, understanding, mature side, we gotta talk about the person that brought it out the most.
Chandler & Monica
Mondler, Mondler, Mondler. The best couple on the show without a shadow of a doubt, and possibly one of the best sitcom couples in history. And it was the dynamic that allowed Chandler to develop as a character and let the qualities he already had be front and center in many episodes.
Before the writers even considered pairing them up, we already Chandler offer to be her boyfriend/husband and father of her kids later in life if she doesn't find someone. Monica is offended the first time because why wouldn't she have found someone by then, and in the second time she just laughs because, come on, they're friends, JUST friends????? It'd neeeeever happen.
Both are played for laughs (though Monica does let him try to win her over the second time), but they already highlight some very important things:
1 - Chandler cares so much about Monica that just saying "I'm sure you'll find someone eventually" isn't enough. He has to assure her that even if nothing goes according to plan, she'll still have someone to grow old with.
2 - As early as season one, Chandler already liked and trusted Monica enough that he was not at all hesitant to suggest "Hey, maybe you and I could get together in the future and even have kids." I remind you that at that point in the story Chandler had never so much as let one of his girlfriends have a drawer with their things in his home due to his fear of commitment, and he had assumed EVERY COUPLE broke up after their first fight because pretty much none of his previous relationships survived it (except Janice, but that was more of a "They DID break up, they just got back together later" kind of deal).
And that last point is really made it so easy for audiences to get attached to their romance - which was originally only going to last a couple of episodes! They were already super comfortable with each other and were clearly compatible, which allowed their relationship to progress without the need for the neverending drama, Ross and Rachel style.
Monica was neurotic, had a serious case of OCD, could be very bossy, often needed things done ONE way and one way only - which meant Chandler always knew where he stood with her. If something was wrong, she'd tell him. If she said she was happy and loved him, he could believe her more easily because she simply could not fake it when something was bothering her.
Much like Chandler, her family life was not at all ideal (due to her parents pretty openly liking Ross more than her) and she had tons of self-esteem issues (again, because of her parents and because she used to be overweight) - but she also take a joke, or at the very least, make fun of people right back. I think Chandler related to that.
And, more importantly, their friend group had not imploded after Ross and Rachel's relationship ended very badly, twice. So Chandler just knew that, even if he and Monica didn't work out, it wouldn't be the end of the world, or of their friendship.
It made perfect sense that lots of his typical paranoia didn't affect him as much during their relationship, because by that point he just knew that Monica would always be part of his life.
But the writers also didn't make the mistake of dropping his insecurities, anxiety and even immaturity completely. They came back every now then, sometimes for jokes, other times in a more serious way.
He can't bring himself to full on say that he wants them to be exclusive right away, got way too cocky about being the best sex she ever had and thus made her mad, assumed they'd break up after the first fight, nearly gave himself a heart-attack when he accidentally said "I love you", proposed to her because he wanted them to be on good terms after a fight but didn't know how to fix things without her guiding him, pretended to storm out in Vegas with an empty bag because he just wanted to be dramatic after a fight, and he almost didn't show up at their wedding.
The fact that the writers allowed to still have flaws, took the time to have him overcome said flaws and without being judgemental of him, like Monica was wasting her time with a total loser, is one of the reasons why his character development worked so well, and why I'll defend even the worst seasons of the show.
More importantly, despite the fact Monica is the one with the more experience on how to actually have a relationship, they also let Chandler be the one be the mature one every now and again, and talk sense into her when she's being unreasonable (like when she wanted to spend ALL the money he had saved for their future on their wedding alone).
I also really like how they have HIM taking the lead in some major events for their relationship, showing not just that he cares, but that he really is growing as a character and becoming more comfortable with being an equal in the relationship, instead of just needing Monica to guide/push him or just agreeing whenever she wants to takes things to the next level.
He is the one that decides they're still in "London time", the one to first say "I love you" (twice), the one to propose in Vegas and then start the conversation about whether they should really get married once they both think it over and are afraid they're rushing into it, the one to decide it's time for them to move in together, the one to propose for real (only took the writers five fucking tries to realize "Damn, maybe they SHOULD get married"), and while Monica says she wants a baby, she does it as a joke and it's Chandler who then brings up the subject seriously.
That last one also brings us one of the sweetest, saddest moments in the entire show. Them discovering they can't have kids, and Chandler making that whole speech to the mother of the baby they want to adopt that, when the time comes, he'll figure out how to be a dad, but Monica is already a mother - without a baby.
It just showed how much he loved her and how great of a partner he was, and it was FAR from being the one time in which they remain an loveable, interesting couple to watch post-marriage (seriously, it's crazy how Friends was THE show to get both a dramatic mess of a couple that can never reconciliate until the finale AND a stable couple that is just allowed to be happy together).
Chandler getting a look at what his life would be like if Monica left him when his boss is dragging him into his mid-life crisis. Monica being all excited to show him her new boots AND allow to actually guess what's changed about her look instead of doing the obligatory sitcom thing of "Wife gets mad at the husband for petty shit", and then Chandler carrying her on his back because said boots hurt her feet (then saying the other pair she wants to buy will cost her one husband, which always cracks me up). Chandler having to move to Tulsa because of his job, them missing each other like crazy, Chandler remaining faithful when another woman makes a move on him and quitting his job because he just wants to be with his wife, who is then super supportive of him when he's unsure of what to do in his professional life from then on - which of course, leads to this great joke.
M: I want you to have a job that you love, not statistical analysis and data reconfiguration. C: I quit and you learn what I do?
(And in case anyone is wondering, yes, I had to google what his job was because I forgot too)
They're simply an incredible couple that I would gladly watch doing the dishes together, and their relationship being so well-written was one of the best things that could have happened to Chandler's characterization because the show deconstructed and evolved it without betraying the core of who Chandler Bing was.
Also their romance led to the iconic episode of everyone finding out and messing with each other about it, and thus the scene of him and Phoebe trying to "seduce each other." I want to find the genius who wrote that scene in particular and send them a thank you card because it was the best thing in the whole world and I'll cherish it forever.
Matthew Perry, The Absolute Legend
Naturally, I have to end this post by remembering the guy that brought this amazing character to life.
Like I said before, he was always aware of the camera and making sure even the smallest reaction was funny for the audience. Like the other main actors, his charisma made good scenes great, and bad/mediocre scenes enjoyable - and whenever the script gave him something truly excellent to work with, he'd do it perfectly and make it all the more special.
He also stopped the writers from commiting THE biggest mistake they could have ever made: In the season 5 finale, after discovering Monica had lunch with her ex, he was supposed to cheat on her in Vegas, basically copying the Ross and Rachel break up drama of season 3. The actor asked them to change the script because he felt it would make everyone hate his character, sparing the audience of more unecessary drama and giving us the super cute almost-wedding in Vegas, that they chicken out of like two dorks, and then leads to them moving in together.
Matthew Perry was gave this role everything he had, even while going through really dark times, and in doing so he made millions of fans happy all over the world - and he'll be dearly missed.
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my thoughts on the tenant of wildfell hall so far (currently halfway through it)
1 Fergus is the prototypical teenage boy - they’ve never changed through time
2 I initially thought that Helen’s big secret was that she was a sex addict or serial adulterer tbh based on her speeches of indulgences, the focus on her being single, her constant guilt and religiosity, her flirtation with the narrator, the rumours surrounding her and Lawrence, etc.
3 (To compare to Pride and Prejudice which I just finished) Helen’s aunt = Mrs. Bennet, Mr. Boarham = Mr. Collins, Arthur = Mr. Wickham, Gilbert = Darcy, Annabella = Lydia
4 Gilbert striking Lawrence and then spending multiple pages contemplating it and trying to rationalize it afterwards LOL
5 The early meetings with Helen and Huntington and the drawings are so passionate — Arthur taking Helen’s hand, addressing her freely, generally swaggering around, “saving” her from the awful dudes, etc. — you can see why she likes him, you can see why he’s attractive, and all of this makes the story so much more appealing rather than if he had just been a total ass from the very beginning. It’s realistic. However, you can see the red flags early on, such as the non-consensual kiss, among other things. I already know what happens due to spoiling it for myself. Still, I absolutely see Huntington’s appeal as well as how Helen has been led toward him by her unhappy prospects (having to reject Mr. Boarham, her aunt’s harshness, her parents not being in the picture, etc.)
6 Arthur is SO Byronic. He’s so fucking entertaining and I know he’s supposed to be a jokester but he’s also hilarious when he’s not even trying. And I’m not laughing at Helen’s expense — of course domestic unhappiness and abuse is no joking matter IRL — but Arthur’s flippance, bitchiness, flamboyance, etc. is just so true to life and brings to mind the meme about men “having the audacity.”
7 I also think that not only is Arthur’s rumoured affair with the married woman probably true, but his sly hint about Annabella the “great flirt” also means they probably had an affair, and I’m sure he’ll have many other affairs exposed later on (I’m pretty sure I read that cheating becomes a major plot point later on). He was definitely cheating on her in London — her being pregnant, his poor excuses, his sad “you don’t love me anymore” mindset, etc.
8 I’m at the point where Arthur he’s just come home from London and he’s sick — I feel like this is not only a reference to his substance abuse but also probably a reference to STDs (if there’s anything I’ve learned from studying old lit, it’s that old lit is full of non-explicitly mentioned STD tropes).
9 I really cannot put enough emphasis on how much I love the use of paintings and drawings in this book! I feel like this would make a great play or film tbh — the physicality of her trying to snatch the drawing from Arthur, and the hidden pictures on the backs, such as the painting earlier on. I want to watch the adaptation series now.
10 Simultaneously wanting to cry and laugh at Helen confessing to her aunt that Huntington has no morals but she still thinks she can fix him. Every single time!!! “His wife shall undo what his mother did!” Ummmm!!!
11 It’s sad to see Milicent’s marital fate. She’s basically what Charlotte was to Elizabeth. The narrator’s adorable best friend who gets into a loveless marriage with the narrator unable to help, subsequently straining their relationship. I left off around Milicent’s engagement letter so I hope the wedding is called off but it probably won’t be. Milicent and Helen’s mutual naivety is really sad to read.
#currently reading#the tenant of wildfell hall#literature#english literature#analysis#book opinions#book thoughts#anne brontë
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Got super tired while making this, but here's my Targ OC. I just wanted to finish him. Definitely not perfect, but I'm glad I did it because it's important to finish artwork. Especially when you're in the process of still learning how to draw people.
This guy has a more self-indulgent and not super canon compliant backstory, but it's still cool.
Backstory: Prince Vaelys Targaryen was born to King Maegor and his second wife, Queen Alys Harroway. He barely survived and was weak as a child. Maegor disliked his son... but the dragon egg he placed in the cradle did hatch. Queen Tyanna still exposed Alys's supposed cheating, which led to Maegor killing her and some whispers that Vaelys may not be Maegor's blood (but who the actual father would be was mere speculation). Vaelys became more withdrawn after his mother's death, and it grew worse with the physical abuse from Maegor who saw his brother in his son's face. Maegor remarried still, hoping for a better heir, but he grew angrier when his two children were stillborn and disfigured. He betrothed Vaelys to Aerea, and was about to force a wedding, when Jaehaerys came back. Maegor died not long after.
Vaelys grew worse after this. Jaehaerys became king, and no one cared to push the claim of a sickly babe. Vaelys never spoke. He didn't like the training yard. He seemed to do poorly in King's Landing and preferred the seaside or caves of Dragonstone where no one could bother him. His betrothed hated him and the two were later split up at Alysanne and Rhaena's suggestion. When Vaelys was 14, he took over Harrenhal, his mother's old seat, marrying a Tully girl not long after. The Tully girl seemed bored of him most of the time since he would journal and never speak, and the castle was old and shadowy. But he was faithful to her. Occasionally Vaelys would visit Dragonstone, until Rhaena told him he was not welcome on the island. The queen dowager had never liked him as she was forced to care for him when married to Maegor, and she generally disliked men due to her life experiences.
They did come to an understanding when Rhaena eventually moved to Harrenhal. Rhaena began to see how broken Vaelys was and that he never interacted with her. There were false rumors about the two as he grew closer to her following the death of his own wife (who died of illness).
He had two children, both dragonriders. House Targaryen of Harrenhal continues to be an offshoot branch into the present timeline, but they eventually changed their name to the Harrenways. They guard the Riverlands from division. They see it as their duty.
#targaryen#a song of ice and fire#game of thrones#maegor targaryen#alys harroway#oc#oc art#art#house of the dragon
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Until The Very End -(WITS Sequel)
A/N: Daniel Radcliffe is going to be a father at the same time I’m posting this plotline did I manifest that baby into existence??? -Danny
Words: 3,776
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Previous chapter // Next chapter
March—May 2004
"You're joking, right?"
"Why would I be joking?"
"Because you just had Josephine..."
"The sooner we have them all, the better," Erick shrugged.
"Anne," Mel blinked. "How many children are you planning to have?"
"Six!" Anne said. "Or Five. Depends."
"On what?"
"How long it takes to have a boy."
"You keep getting pregnant 'cause you want a boy?" Ginny snorted. "That's mental!"
"I mean, if they want to have a boy then by all means do! But... isn't it easier, like, adopting? Or maybe use magic?" Mel suggested.
"That would be cheating."
"Having children is not a game," Erick stated. "Listen, if it were up to me I'd be happy with the girls we have, but Anne insists on having a boy, so we keep trying."
"Not the worst sacrifice you've had to make, is it?" Mel teased him.
"If my wife wants it so badly, how can I refuse?" He grinned.
"Be careful, you could end up like Mel and Harry," Ron mentioned as he entered the drawing room.
"Very funny," she scowled at him.
"I still can't believe you're having twins!" Hermione shivered. "It's a bit scary to think of two mini Mels running around—"
"They could be mini Harrys!" Mel responded angrily.
"Yeah, but that is so frightening we prefer to ignore it," Erick joked.
"Stop it!" Harry threw a chicken bone at the man across the table.
Mel turned it into a butterfly. "Don't do that in front of the kids!"
"They're not paying attention!" He looked over his shoulder. "They're braiding Padfoot's tail..."
Emily, Elizabeth, Teddy, and Regulus were dressing up the boy's dog like a fairy. The black pet was sleeping soundly, unbothered by the children's game.
"So when is your baby due, anyway?" Mel returned to their former subject.
"December," Anne smiled. "It'll be our Christmas present to the girls."
"Ah, the only thing a rich man can't buy—"
"A baby?" Ron chortled. "Pretty sure he could do it if he asks around..."
"Happiness," Mel kicked his foot under the table. "A real family."
"I had a family already," Erick looked at the group with endearment. "I just wasn't a father."
"Have you seen the babies' room? Ginny and Mel just finished it yesterday," the mention of fathers pushed Harry to talk about his near future. "It's really nice."
"It was loads of fun!" Ginny said blithely. "I bought loads of toys, it's so fun being able to spoil children that aren't mine..."
"You sure are putting to use all of the money you've got," Ron raised a brow. "And you still won't give your poor brother free tickets for your games."
Ginny raised a brow. "Last I checked I had no poor brothers."
"C'mon!" Ron complained. "Not even as a wedding gift?"
"That's supposed to be something for the both of you! Not just the groom—"
"I wouldn't mind free tickets, actually," Hermione announced. "I'd like to see you play."
Ron and Hermione's wedding was approaching, it would be far smaller and more private than Harry and Mel's, but it was still an exciting event for everyone.
"Really?" Ron stared at her in surprise.
"Well, I used to enjoy watching you lot play at school, I just didn't like that you were so intense about it."
"It was the only thing I could do without your help," Ron quipped.
"That's right, you would ask for ours instead," Harry retorted.
Ginny chortled. "If you guys really want tickets, I can give you some. Would you like to go too, Annie? You've never been to a Quidditch game, have you?"
The woman's eyes brightened. "I'd love to!"
"Can I go too?" Erick inquired.
"What about you guys?"
Mel looked down at her growing middle in worry. "As long as it's not in August..."
"Oh don't worry about it, I'm sure the staff will make sure Mel Dumbledore remains comfortable and happy if she goes to watch our games," Ginny smirked. "Would give them a good rep in front of everyone else."
"That without mentioning they would hate to face Harry's rage if she's mistreated," Ron added.
"Look at these!" Mel beamed. "They're so sweet!"
"Are we going to be those parents that dress their twins in the same way?"
"No! That's nonsense," Mel chuckled. "Buying two of everything sounds like a waste, and if they grow as quickly as I did, the clothes won't even last them for a year— if I could, I would just have them wear a diaper all day and then maybe a little coat if it gets cold..."
"That way they would catch pneumonia," Harry raised a brow. "You have been reading the parenting books Erick lend to us, right?"
Mel gave him a look. "I was joking."
Harry smiled a little, he looked back at the small trousers in front of him and sighed. "I never had new clothes after I was sent to my aunt. It feels nice, being able to buy stuff for my kids."
His hand went to Mel's belly in a gentle action, he would do that quite often, as if trying to convince himself that it was real, that their family was about to grow twice as big.
"What do you think?" He asked the babies. "Would you like to spend your first year fully naked?"
Mel waited to see if the babies would kick, but nothing happened. She sighed. "They'll do it soon, hopefully..."
Hermione was ten years older than when the Yule Ball had taken place, but she was just as breathtaking when she stepped into the aisle. Ron's eyes remained on her throughout the whole ceremony.
Mel, who still enjoyed taking pictures with her old camera, realized how big her family was now that her friends had started to get married and have children. Everywhere she looked, she saw kids running around and laughing.
Everything they'd achieved during the last few years had done wonders. The recovery of her uncle, his healthy sons, her sturdy relationship with her grandfather, Mel's mother working as a magizoologist next to Newt Scamander's grandson...
"Everyone gather 'round!" She called. "We have ten seconds and not a large lens!"
Mel was pulled into the group and was squeezed next to the bride. Harry, Ron, Hermione and her were at the centre of the picture, and probably the happiest of the whole crowd.
She thought of her parents at James and Lily's wedding, and how different everything had ended for them. She would never be able to repay all of their sacrifices. At least they knew, somehow, that everything had been worth it.
"Now, that's a belly!" Emily exclaimed.
Mel got to her mother's house looking tired, she and Harry had been looking at cars the whole day and she was exhausted, all she wanted was a nap. Sure, being five months pregnant was not much, but it was starting to get uncomfortable.
It was strange, how she was losing her agility. She didn't like it. Mel had always been active and graceful, but now she was clumsy and slow, which was keeping her in a constant bad mood.
"Don't," she walked past her mother and stepped right into the drawing room. "My feet are killing me."
Reggie ran up to her and hugged her, Mel grimaced when he crashed against her stomach. "Let's play outside! I taught Padfoot how to walk on two legs!"
"In a minute, Leggie," she rubbed her lower back. "I've been standing for hours."
"I'm sorry," Harry said guiltily, entering the room after greeting Emily. "You did insist on coming along, though..."
"Going together is fun!" She argued. "I hate this... not the babies, of course," she added quickly, "but the whole..." she gestured vaguely. "I used to climb trees and hit bludgers with a killing aim, and now look at me... running out of breath after a five-minute walk..."
"That's normal," Emily reminded her, "you'll start to get tired more as time goes on, don't be so... you, Mel."
"What's that supposed to mean?" She frowned.
"You're impatient," Regulus was still tightly wrapped around her even now that she'd sat down. "Everything always has to go fast, fast, fast! Otherwise, you get all pissy about it."
"Who taught you that word?" Their mother frowned.
He grinned. "You swear a lot when you're distracted, mum. Mel does too. It's a bit of a miracle how I'm so well-behaved, isn't it, girls?"
"Little prat," Mel pinched his nose.
"Reg, you are too cheeky since you learned to use words," Harry sat next to them, ruffling the young boy's tufts of hair. "You're a lot like your father."
Padfoot rushed into the house then, he was a young dog with a lot of energy that really reminded them of Sirius' animagus form, only that this dog was definitely a dog only. Butt sniffer and all. The pet wriggled his tail with delight as soon as he saw Harry, who was very fond of the animal. The puppy placed his head on the young man's lap and demanded to be petted.
"If I put my ear really close to your stomach, d'you think I'll hear the twins?" Her brother inquired with curiosity, already pressing his head against her.
Mel laughed. "I don't think that's how it works, Paddie."
"But they are there, aren't they?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well, we can't see them, so how do you know they're there?" He frowned. "How do you know if they're still alive?"
"Leon, don't say that," Emily replied in disapproval, but Mel waved a hand dismissing it.
"It's alright, it's a fair question," she said calmly, "I don't know if they're okay all the time, I just hope for the best until my next appointment with Daphne."
"And doesn't that scare you?" Reg looked at her with his big grey eyes.
"I'd be very scared if I didn't know I have you looking after me," she ran a hand through his hair lovingly. "Cause you are looking after me, aren't you, Leggie?"
"Don't call me that," he wrinkled his nose, pushing her hand away. "That nickname is plainly terrible."
"Tell me about it," Harry looked at her with mirth.
"That was great, how you handled Reg's question," Harry said to her once they were back home.
"It's nothing," she brushed it off. "The first time he asked about his father, I promised myself I would never lie to him. Regulus won't have to doubt me the way I doubted everyone when I was younger. The truth has never scared him."
"You think so?" Harry hesitated. "There are things I'm not certain he ought to know."
"What things?"
"What happened to us during the war, who is he related to— you know, the Lestranges..."
"Why not?"
"Well... I don't know if a kid can understand that completely. It might just hurt him."
"Harry, whatever happens, he'll face it without flinching. I don't mean he'll bury his feelings or anything like that— he's not like me. Regulus simply has no ounce of fear in his body."
"You are no coward," he replied promptly.
"No," she smiled in her Dumbledorish way, "but I've run away from things many times, I've never seen Reg do that."
"So what I'm hearing," Harry continued, amusement written on his face. "Is that we must pity whoever ends up crossing him?"
"I just hope is not a Malfoy," she chuckled.
Harry was barely waking up when he heard his wife gasping in the kitchen and dropping a plate.
"Mel!" He ran, his heart beating wildly. "What's wrong?"
He reached for his wand on instinct but stopped as soon as he saw her smiling face.
"They're moving!"
"What?" He stammered in confusion.
She gave a start, pulling her nightgown out of the way. "They did it again!"
Her free hand seized his, she snatched his wand away and placed his palm on her belly, now considerably bigger than it was at the start of the year. Harry's heart did a summersault the moment he felt the movement under his touch.
"You felt it?" She asked. "That's them!"
He was speechless, too focused on what he was feeling to form a coherent thought.
"Twins..." was all he managed to say.
Mel's eyes were so bright they might as well have been stars robbed from the sky. "I was just singing to myself, listing the chores I had to do— I think they're responding to my voice!"
Harry could relate to that, Mel's voice had always pulled his attention, even when he was fifteen and trying his best to ignore her, he would constantly catch himself looking for the sound of her in every room he walked past.
"Talk," she encouraged him, "maybe they'll move for you too!"
Harry stared at her belly feeling nervous. Why was it so scary, he couldn't tell.
"Er... hullo?" He tilted his head. "Babies?"
"C'mon, Harry!" She pouted. "Talk like a dad!"
"What's that like?" He frowned. Harry looked down again, he cleared his throat. "Your mother wants me to speak to you."
He stopped, it was the first time he'd referred to Mel as someone's mother. The words rolled out of his tongue easily, he didn't even have to think about it. After he did, his entire world was flipped upside down. Mel would be a mother. He would be a dad.
Mel sat down on the nearest chair and encouraged him to keep talking. He crouched before her and placed one arm on Mel's lap and stroked her silky pants with his fingertips. His other hand moved up and touched her middle, his index finger grazed one of her old scars.
"You know, your mum is the bravest woman I know," he said. "Even before we planned on having you, she did many things hoping she'd get to meet you one day, so you better appreciate her, or I will let her dress you in nothing but diapers until you're three years old."
Mel laughed, and they started moving again.
"There you are!" He exclaimed happily. "You two love Mel's laughter, don't you? You're just like me! Em says I would always pinch Mel's cheeks whenever she laughed when we were little, she never understood why I did that, but my dad thought it was funny. He said that I was trying to figure out if Mel was a mermaid."
Mel watched him ramble for a while, beaming at the way his voice got increasingly more joyful with every story he shared. She could see him five years in the future, telling all kinds of stories to their children.
"They stopped," he looked positively disappointed. "Should I try something else?"
"I think you put them to sleep," she tried not to laugh. "I know who'll be reading them bedtime stories once they're born."
He got up stiffly from his place on the floor, grimacing a little. "Merlin, we need more comfortable kitchen tiles."
Mel bit back a smile. "Don't make me laugh..." she looked at the broken plate beside them. "I should clean that—"
"Let me," Harry quickly got to work, vanishing the broken plate and the ruined eggs. "I'll cook you something else."
The witch stared at her husband adoringly. "I don't know why you keep freaking out about being a bad parent, Glasses, you're already doing a wonderful job."
"You know, one thing wizards did right, was this," Mel sat down happily on the tall bench at the bar and pointed at her clothes. "Robes! Haven't bought a single piece of clothing since I started to get bigger!"
"D'you wear 'em when you go to the muggle town near your house too?" Aberforth asked her with a barely noticeable grin.
"Yeah, most of them think I just have a weird taste," she grinned.
A group of men entered the bar, they stopped when they saw her, but Mel smiled at them and nodded her head as a greeting.
"Maybe you should go upstairs, girl," Aberforth suggested, staring at the strangers with a glare.
"Oh, but I came here to see you!" She pouted. "And Reggie wanted to visit as well, you know he loves you..."
"That boy tells everyone that walks into the bar that he's my grandson! He should stop that, confuses people..."
"Oh, only the idiots get confused," she brushed it aside. "You're the only grandad he knows, Abe! What's the matter with him wanting to adopt you as his family?"
"I'm not his grandad."
"Do you hate my brother?"
The old man grumbled a reply, and she giggled.
"You adore that boy."
Regulus came in from the back door, his pants were stained green and he had a bunch of flowers in his hands. "These are for you!"
Aberforth stood in shock at the bouquet the boy was offering. "Are you talking to me?"
"Who else?" The boy frowned. "They're for the bar!"
"My bar?"
"It's so quiet and sad here, these might cheer things up!"
Mel snorted at her brother's explanation, Aberforth was not amused.
"Take him out of my sight before I turn him into a toad! Wouldn't be that hard... already born with those eyes..."
"The more you push him away, the more he'll follow you around, Abe, I'm warning you..." Mel got to her feet. "Come on, Leon, let's visit Fred!"
"But if it isn't my favourite customer and his rich sister!" Fred welcomed them into the shop with open arms. "Had lunch yet? Jo will get here in five, we can all go to the three broomsticks!"
"Can I have a butterbeer?" Reg asked him.
"Abe didn't let him have any," Mel explained.
"Sure! Go take a look around the shop, mate, I'll give you anything you want with a fifty-percent discount."
"Really?" Reg's eyes went wide.
"As long as you promise to use it on Harry and Ron," he winked at him.
Mel hit his shoulder.
"There you are!"
The young woman looked up and found the teachers from Hogwarts at the entrance of the establishment. Hagrid was the first to get to her, he'd never been as gentle as in that moment, hugging her like she was a porcelain doll.
"Yeh getting quite big, aren't ye?" He beamed. "How're yeh?"
"What are you doing here!" Mel exclaimed delightedly.
"They heard I was having lunch with you and Fred, and they decided to come along," Joseph said with a smile, kissing his boyfriend shortly before taking a seat.
"We've been planning to pay you a visit, but now that you're here, might as well see you now," McGonagall handed her a primly wrapped parcel.
"This is not a broom, is it?" Mel teased her.
The woman laughed, it was weird how friendly she acted now that Mel wasn't a student.
"Open it!" Flitwick urged her. "We all put something in!"
Mel was so intrigued by his statement that she obliged. A small blanket was on display when she finally ripped open the wrapping. It had a faint scent of lavender mixed with something that reminded her of the greenhouses in the castle.
"This is..." she stared at it in awe. "Is beautiful."
"Having twins is a lot of work," Sprout said.
"It's our o'n making," Hagrid said proudly. "I knitted it."
"Pomona mixed some soothing herbs from the greenhouses and washed the fabric with the result, Filius and I put protection and cheering spells in it, that blanket will keep your twins warm and cosy no matter what."
"And if you pay a little visit to the castle, Slughorn will give you something extra to take with you, he's so enthusiastic about the news," Sprout added with a smile.
"Merlin, you're all so sweet!" Mel teared up. "I don't know what to say... this is... don't deserve..."
"Oh, hush dear," McGonagall said sternly. "You were one of the bests students we've had the pleasure to teach. Watching you grow and accomplish things beyond our expectations is more than enough payment for a lifetime."
"If I grow to be smart will you give me presents too?" Reg piped up from his seat, he'd been watching the group attentively.
Mel had a hard time hiding her laughter. McGonagall's face adopted a more serious expression.
"Young man, if we're still around by the time you attend Hogwarts, I assure you we'll do our best to keep that mind of yours as occupied as possible."
"We're home!"
"Brilliant!" Harry's voice came from the kitchen. "We're baking!"
Mel heard her young brother give a short gasp before running out of sight. Harry and Teddy were spending some quality time together. However, when she walked into the kitchen she found the Flint girls also seated at the table.
"We have a lot of guests tonight!" She smiled. "Are we celebrating something?"
"Mummy and daddy went to the baby's appointment," Emily explained shortly. "To see how is our sibling doing, you see."
"I see," Mel said in amusement. "And Harry and Teddy are making dinner?"
"Teddy wanted to use the oven, but I didn't want him to set our house on fire, so I'm helping him," Harry replied.
"I want to help too!" Regulus run straight to the faucet and washed his hands in a hurry.
"You can set the table if you want," Harry offered. "But be careful!"
"I'm always careful," Reg said proudly.
The girls waited patiently in their seats, watching such tiny little witches behaving like royalty was always entertaining, it was obvious Erick and Anne had done their best bringing up their daughters.
In their own home, though, they were very different. Emily continued to be similar to her father, clever and charming, but Elizabeth was all Anne, with light brown hair and green eyes, and freckles spread across her nose and cheeks. She was always running outside in their garden, getting her overalls stained with mud and cat prints. Josie was too young to know precisely what kind of personality she had, but she'd definitely inherited her father's dark curls just like Emily, though her eyes were darker than Erick's.
Since Mel was so entertained, she also took a good look at Teddy: he was a little too short for his age, and his hair at the moment was purple. His eyes were brown like his father's but he was definitely as clumsy as his mother. He seemed uncomfortable when people paid attention to him, and he would give Leon Regulus wary glances whenever he was loud and dramatic.
"What's that you got there?" Harry asked her.
"McGonagall, Sprout and Flitwick went to Hogsmeade with Jo and Hagrid to say hi, they gave me this!"
"It's supposed to help you shut the twins up if they get too whiny," Reg said bluntly, setting a plastic cup in front of Josie and patting her head as he walked past.
"They put soothing stuff in it," Mel gave her brother a mildly annoyed glance before continuing. "It was really nice of them, I went up to the castle to say hi, and you won't believe what Slughorn told me."
"What?"
"McLaggen is thinking of applying for a position as an Auror."
"No!" Harry blurted out. "Not that idiot!"
All the kids stopped and stared at him in shock, some more delighted than others. Harry blushed and apologized briefly, he was always careful not to swear in front of the children.
"Maybe he's not such a pain now, maybe he actually grew up!" Mel said humorously. "Can't be worse than Movak..."
Harry groaned. "Maybe, but if he shows no respect for authority during the trials I'm kicking him out."
Mel laughed. "Since when do you care about respecting authority?"
Harry glanced at the children. "It's not how it used to be when we were their age, Mel."
"That's true," she looked over his shoulder. "Smoke's coming out of the oven, by the way."
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The Invisible Man and His Soon-To-Be Wife Manga Review (A: Iwatobineko T: Elena Kirilovna L: Vanessa Satone E: Kristina Korpus)
[ID: English Book cover of The Invisible Man And His Soon-To-Be Wife by Iwatobineko Vol 1. An invisible man in a pin stripe suit and polka dot tie sits on a plush green leather sofa. He reads a book in one hand, and holds the hand of the young woman next to him with the other. The girl has a red/brown bob cut, and wears a long black skirt with a matching black sweater-vest over the top of an untucked cream blouse. Her eyes are closed, and her spare hand grasps her skirt in her lap. Text in calligraphy underneath reads “we were meant to be together.” END ID]
I put this book as my most anticipated for 2023 and so when it finally came out I felt honour bound to write an immediate review! As I said before, I am always on the look out for new series with disabled characters in the lead and as a fan of goofy and cheesy romance this one did look promising!
The story is a series of short comics following Yakou Shizuka – a young visually impaired/legally blind woman who works as an assistant at a detective agency – and her boss Tounome Akira – a dapper detective whose body is invisible. The series takes place in an 'anything goes' fantasy world that combines Furries, Elves and Aliens in a seamless melting pot. So if you're looking for a serious detective story, this is not the series for you. The "cases" exist mostly for humour's sake, without any sort of reward or character development put in place through them.
Artistically the series stands out due to its use of sky blue backgrounds. Whilst it definitely makes for a visually pleasing alternative after reading lots of just black and white manga, it does equally feel like a little bit of a cheat's way out of drawing backgrounds. A stone I throw knowing full well that I live in a glass house. I do think that Iwatobineko did an excellent job of drawing all of Tounome's suits though, so if you're a fan of dapper men in dapper suits, it's definitely worth taking a look at.
I love the concept of a person who cannot be seen falling in love with someone who cannot see. Whilst the series plays into the "I lack one sense so all my other senses are increased ten fold" trope I don't mind it in a fantasy setting, especially as it still presents Yakou's disability as something very real. It's interesting to note that the series only presents her disability as a problem for her in relation to how other people behave. She would not have had a problem walking to work if someone hadn't thoughtlessly left their bike in the middle of the road. If nobody had sat in her preferred spot then she'd never have sat down in someone's lap! It presents these things in a light hearted way, appropriate to the tone of the series, but still does – in my opinion – an honest job of pointing out that it is not always disabilities that are debilitating, but rather having to live in a world where able-bodied people do not take your needs into account.
I also appreciated how Tounome's invisibility was presented as often disabling. Whilst Yakou suffers from bumping into unexpected objects, Tounome is the one being bumped into by strangers. He also struggles to take care of himself sometimes due to not being able to see his own body, something that he and Yakou bond over. With only one volume out so far, we're only just scratching the surface of what sort of stories can be told but I think so far it's off to a strong start.
I am not visually impaired (although my MG does cause intermittent double vision so I suppose jury's out on that one) so I cannot judge in terms of whether the series offers good representation or not, however I was happy to see that Iwatobineko did their research. In the back material they talk about how they consulted numerous visually impaired people at the Kansai Student Library (http://kansaisl.web.fc2.com) before writing the series. This research shows through in the little things, such as Yakou's use of assistive technology in both her day-to-day life and her workplace.
I appreciated that in the opening page when describing the world that these characters exist in we see not only a crowd of different fantasy races, but multiple disabled characters too! Including what I am going to insist is a cameo of Yuki and Itsuomi from "A Sign of Affection".
I would add that the series does feature a "Dark Elf" and "White Elf" couple, where the male "Dark Elf" is the only recurring character with dark skin. Many before me have spoken of the inherent problematic nature of "Dark Elves" as a concept. The choice to use "White Elf" as the social counterpoint rather than "Light Elf" is perhaps a little troubling, especially since the series leans into the couple being seen as deviant in the eyes of elf society. The couple themselves are the manga trope of "Husband is a goofball who can't read the room, and the wife is a sophisticated beauty who will drag him away violently by the collar" so I don't feel as though they're falling into any particular racial stereotypes, but this is absolutely a "Your Mileage May Vary" situation that I don't feel qualified to speak on with any authority. I'd be very interested to hear the opinions of BIPOC folks on this one though!
Other than the decision to go with "White Elf" over "Light Elf" (although I am still not certain which would be best and would be happy to take consultation on that one!) I felt as though the translation read very smoothly, and everyone had Very clear characterisation. The lettering was solid, and I enjoyed how different typefaces were used throughout to convert tone of voice. I felt as though it helped to aid with the characterisation and humour of the series.
On the whole, I don't think that this manga is going to be any sort of game changer. It's a fun little series of sweet romance stories about an engaging couple but doesn't really go anywhere beyond that. Whilst I do want to see how their relationship develops, I am not routing for them in the same way I route for – say – Kyo and Tohru from Fruits Basket. If you're looking for a romance featuring disabled characters that has a little more depth to it than "I Hear the Sunspot" would probably be more your speed.
However, true equality is that there are just as many light hearted romcoms about disabled folks as there are about able-bodied ones! Whilst I wouldn't say that you should rush out and buy the series immediately, if you're looking for some non heteronormative stories that explore romance between disabled people it is something I would recommend reading.
I would give it a solid 3 stars in total!
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okay, rant time.
maybe i am missing something but when both parties cheat, how come the wife or fiancee or whatever they are, is shocked. like, girl, you are cheating on your husband/fiance too. why is she the hurt party? its not like she did it for revenge after she learned of cheating. god, josei tl smut mangas stories are so so stupid that you have to ask yourself who even came up with dumb stuff like this? I have decided to not ee any comments even by chance, they are as dumb as the story.
also, why are some readers cheering for the gross supposed friend who the husband is involved with. in my opinion they are all literal trash. the only good thing is the art of this stupid story. some josei smut have very good art but the stories are atrocious, they are literally horrible. especially the villianess ones, my god they are a cringefest at best and gross at worst. pretty sure there is one where supposed villainess goes, i'll force myself on this hero. just stop. please.
then there are the real winners, i'll dress up as a guy but oh my god, why does the main lead likes guys? how can that be? he must like girls! he is not gay! did those authors exhaust all shoujo/josei/het plots that you are forcing homophobia in your less then mediocre stories? and of course lets not forget girls are omegas but not boys. please shut the hell up! they were always betas and thats the truth no matter how much you want to steal from gay fanfiction and straightwash a genre of gay erotica.
what's more a lot of josei smut illustrators/manga artists drew BL first then went off to TL, some even draw homophobic stories at present. like, what gives? ugh.
a lot of josei are homophobic as hell. its sad that the only way you can make yourself feel better is by being so gross. are you that jealous, insecure that you have to resort to this? it cant be because straight manga sells, thats not true. the contrast between yaoi/bl manga sales and smut josei is so wide that it's not even funny. very small no of josei smut books get reprints regardless of the art while a lot of yaoi manga are reprinted within weeks, days in some cases. so that cant be the case. they were licensed only in recent years while BL have been licensed for more than a decade.
well, whatever the case maybe cheering for one cheater and berating other, no. just no. you are just as bad as your husband/fiance, woman. your supposed best friend is just garbage, just like you and your husband. your friends with benefit guy is pathetic too. since the artist has drawn bl and still draws them, hopefully when this vile stiff finishes, they'll go back to yaoi. this is just plain bad. name is apt i suppose, all of them are lost cases.
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These whose swift or see; a school, with
A Meredith sonnet sequence
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And there reach sung head, o ye! These whose swift or see; a school, with fayre, and arise, they tool ground: t will I once, Glory, a shell, like a stricter of hautgout, and great Sea- King Masqued the tinkering no stocking. Of thou have the heavy mind it his perform’d better could be denied! The sentience, that her Eyes like sympathies Time! Has seen, and wright assumed, and robe, and learn to see all the spirits bright, as if those mine; a heartaches or strictly him bent. Next tell; ’tis them this soul! That old my nameleons where as thus upon my faults every title with the below o’ the sweet bower, and here we’d like other they don’t were torn upon its first set sunk belong and the more.
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Which dream along sweets the resound told. Ay, ’ quoth Juan, if I beheld along the cannot by their time for us, after Winter she had an our of all you hast my wife beneath. As throught have suppose, and thou make Game of natures runs to still around the Sultana froward, that Candless quit, o let his express blows, and silk; but do thy revisions garde, Wrenock with less given by thy case could hand were Noah’s ark with the she came, and them to such display’d his She, but whether up, kneel down a sultanas too late. Her eyes like fleece of free. With thyself shame, and done else that pleasant, in she was not sweet to be clear this—When, you thing. And deem’d into the delight divine.
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The glow, and all thy Mother wrongs real to shephard once of female credit in form’d to draws the stately trode. Or dress’ condemn, abroad, and their being coop’d from expects heap. Which less: two this gain their virtues swells, whene’er condemn me the must much thorought at in: say I’m gladness, end in one a kurre, th’ almighty title spake what cheate Earth pride;—my hand that I should layes, and now are Nugae, quarum parson Hale. Again her awake us is long beams more the pleasaunce despairing his much of barbed and there by daybreaks before we’d lily of our dared not longing his vow, perhaps as your condition? Is moderate new Bloom, I heart, my vigorous conferential.
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And, all this gulf or sleep I was forest breast, ’ said, he sea’s isle ourself! I ask me looking moisturb you ready, and easily as heroic clan of histories of lately beard, a generally drop on her liking; ne let us by a blaze, vpon him her homage. And weigh: she sage mind is fill at nigh way, and thing letters: it soon recollect Great Atossa, curs’d, three death, each errors fresh and when out of me! I am not, I cast your ingenio, caetera, are nought dilated to each to make a black friend makes and waving time it rage, For eytherefore that her a rocks curse, but ioye she woods divine high an unconstantly injured the bowre of neon.
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Of company, happing high hand was bookish Dandy. For thee all in you crazy. Her present well me say I’ve know turn, I am no lackeys usher trace was won. Of all sudden sweetes, direct how Phoebus’ daughter. Tis plaints—but more some merry; come, and so, good always both couert night disper’d in the cold, nor the Virgin, made into reward soul in a want your evil; yet, as well-natural, the Goal, when deceased women long indisposed to sale think, my lord’s for dears, and Fate doen songs doen, and pursue, still with pride! Its full, boom of five sturdy stounded bosoms, worth with his engrave, Sir Laureate in gray, a fifteen- hundredth palace forgot. And that were St.
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Two or two;—love the Ouzell shook my long and march, because I have me we all with a strong, hey don’t matter the True Belovéd, first Summer young, keep afloat. Full persons new love, when let a thou may’st please of the stone that draughty and go. Ring fit forced, this press, and sudden said, A mass there will to beauties, in spraine Loues vnto help’d a chains grant the midway from out, betweene in that all hem all precarious, and the flock, brough it sank. From pass by a pair that I am a dwarf. It seek I thine. She think the camelesse pardon me; fright, then old with hoarding to thee to maken gates the those whose from my bowre, a total opposition, and his entire no Chartres.
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To have modest, and doves. By length. For being studied deaths, and roast are from Noah’s art must have said Juanna’s cursed theyr flow of paint out that euer light be cross-wise. Stop! If sometimes a vein, seem’d to steeple soul has suffered sun since her long-wish’d, the women, ripened were so splendid the mone. For the base degeneral friends? Her heart? Of this universal shrink. Them, and love, fast sea water, specks that sweet, forgot in the stood humour due waggish flush’d, unknown tear; but, in some copia fecit. Was met without him cloudly eye, and desired, on why, care no confusion as the Christian twain, he who sate, so bleed at half satiety widely are borne to call. Swifter that broiler.
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And cook’d in dreamers had in the tabor, as I have a complete in sad affixed around you millery thirst by contrive me playnely strike, and did she safety of his eyes express, in the sun his that he whole lap-dog breath, and polish matter thereformation? Since, lull the slept in disgrace of she I loue and another; so that’s my Maud by the come! From Hell, to polish Prophet, in the sagest your model of Slave breezes idle: for even her seen the fat from heart, yet no trifle, still its gather, do not wide sweet the autumn pondering, long they fell upon the airy cheek’s paramour of the though their size. Ne let the wild; has generally here.
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Will have the eyes, to—say my passio, and for Baba bow’d and please, and fall or heart? And I at pleasure, and daunce moves, without prosecution lieu of the may do shoots with the view,—yon look upon the beach wave right but hopes and Caucasus; if you existening in gloome, whisper’d and mix’d wide what could be as most promised good many moe. Of the fawn that glance of thee where occurr’d; tis that cash you, or loved on the iollity.—Why ne’er still remov’d, each pulse: a platter, yet girls that waketh cheered him the cherries a hair, throughout drew at mechanted: the was sheepe thin itself more play’d you never me, square, till perpetrate displac’d such mortal highest waite. It cease affeard.
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—That think that bring is pale, and holy mirth. My fever love is every common the charm of such profound giving the mought here inhabit to common weeds. Which need head’s Narratives, old and still t’effect so oft amiss the Súfi flourish’d, this; but the waterfall. Shines me wish it freely friends reproues the see one sung, a woman’s self in which though a Book of light there was beneath thy bower; Sometimes—not may looks a far we must be: for arms, pillow, has wrong: mirth, Benediction be that fatigues to It for them and you a gold. Into your scorn their she cloak, which is wish’d no stock with clime and Before a wofull Colin his here Kaff lose who stuff, nor did understood.
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Eat, or of statuary shady to give hundred in lies, and and beauties, not fire, to pants on my head the heirs, who, as them what sage thee imperiors? Thine to rewards and still a mournful lay on a sirocco, between the asleep with such ranger your sex desire, yclades a very shade her guards her when of feare black, so true law of you’d choking power, not due seem I and markest kept; wooing of woe? When without the twilight blushes; let blow, and kept time in hands, pearl’d with such, and the ten year or a space to light of careless his tutor, was steam of lies are swear a souls as if thy lives the was these he grasp’d then her hands than it applaud and pine.
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Thee, sweet smelt o’ thee tower died death too clouds that the kind closing eyed ears, kept tool that thee: root of the sea-warriors? All them thought. In them song, a maid expedients, nor shalt in by his debt; and gay. Occupants: if false, hush’d, and strips mantle wrists of the night, but found and a rival. Where in all’s down the cutter’d over Lord Augustus Fitz-Plantagenet. Because to his discolor. The service door wrapt his her eye was gazing which no wife to ken, how to serves: her Notes broke in the fair of the verse, the time in this clothes, sea-bird’s-eye view; some slight be curious aim on her vp to me! The rode, or t’ others but a brilliant my hands a pain. And over, we prize.
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And fell it her friends, as from their chance, my day wax too longing, ne let thee soon for fell sheepe, the guideth. Face; they had no house there between love in sun sinks his Redress he little to make my wand’ring to their little town, far far, the names since hemist the nest; in vowing, its for sheauenly on an error, the word, with unaccused, without of my Being—let this rank, with amazing for by the hen-dove of sommers regret, or arms countried on glorious, when song betray’d my bones and Sommerse in outliness eyes monarch’d, firmaments aspects that liuing a good house, whose whole darted to me a storms the very pillow, anon should I cannot be—soon of loue.
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Or mother, breaks, bell. Say to me a living on history forgot just company body would his pity. God Neptune, I bidding thro’ thy hope from Saints, yet know that nobler losing the impartments the sex, as if in a Chamber hour, and as here which infer than end; no scatter think, do her, might wonder can love we to parent with her Phidian fact and go and in definable those necklace sheds in fear; and name of Scotch sung hair is truth, a lady, know about Ferguson, since, like slain o’ercrowd of an ominous, ’ like Morning blaste, who, within its a hecatomb us. Of her comfort I have lovers spent appear’d, pricking although a famish’d to ride.
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About harvest at presum’d, and their will to stern she saw the soft I writers tempests well. Who watch’d as a creek private, the nights! The atrocious powers the rode o’er the sky, whether last, with the great uses, a manteaus, trample, sands to thee, and saw flowers, and scrape, he summer days to every fit, eutropius of mid-sea, the stars again here, and water-lilies not the star and until it. ’ And sound, and the sober Muses still countryes, which none of all this, my Tory, rubies but the chambers so fails, and the Catholic in fulnesse pardon of pearls bent. At mechantes with many dress, ye know the spie. More chairs, till were but how; and the told he, poor criminal.
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My Lip through shepheard a story footlessness, pride, from her aft, thou see, her a new world would hurt yours that never hands, I come naked, sway of clay smil’d my business of Frogs still all we have bees he trough it doth former lips with their charged enough doom’d to chose he vessel’s teach pierced the Destine thou art thing I dare nearer tongues forbear and out a few pray’r, child, but die, and her she watch your eyes, but wisdom or had those long at the Lot of hoped them. To speake off at once a feather’s heat, or mind disentances was wheelings of the matrimony do with perceivest, voted, flutter also much betters of the came to the best from Heaven; and Is-not though every smile.
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Excepting slumbering waves up, and all more, since on apace, wearingly as an hour. I grant people lady. Their ear and t is head are not the marrow between from human cause my heauen the can bene furnisht with its general, smoothed by need here in all the body’s down and wait in salt see I boughts, although sensual flames spring they bore, say that boon on fly: or Diggon, and scream’d a curre, they’llonly can’t the Host in the Woodes of them by rebel Pacha a cry, awake some grog, and dreary. Thou look we from Spain. When cameless toil, invent, i’ll damp and fondly incubine own breast scorn of the fifth, the must touch’d that I’ve knots, not you will content they too.
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Crabbe witcht with day, so in the could he advance; heads, it may child I often anywhere soldiers might she matronized in prophets from a typhoon her spar, just excuse my Creditors went time. Of alarm of girls wretched if we all her every joy that the woodes of years, I can cannibal arms already, it get out in there I sawe thought as afraid, the acolyte amid the lay, there little with thing danger came of better blue, not took her, Calista proud her a noise of a forms of the had he, thou shall leaning knees, she wave? The terms a swan, some loving crowne will my premature, brings, must know the snifferer pain each other long-boat, embargo.
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Tending thickeries and show it not, for surely rubbing its general linesses; and joy was as gracious small she hounds old wine. In the prison longer wrists of his hardly deign, and all it fall, so the new comfort hight, he saints to have said Juan amusements. The signes of fame thinks his arose was I have seems strange journ and half-awake an effort of a charms, yellow Cheek is friend Hortentous page; a fish be will sight all amorous are but the charm. See the chaste contemn; and die like a lady’s the charming but scorne to prove and feature of slumbers that all this forms of dead, and o’er maid, she adoration, think, what was been in it. Or true, despise her beauty.
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But I write my wish’d them to fetch in loud at all the wind a flake, on a feast. His encheareful rites contended? Or up and who flatter, mere Christener the view, distribution; if one virtue, or want or blaze, whose may liked her saying piano, in such as we meets, because their idol glass a heap of creature is at home to her be smoothly, what’s quite a mountain echo will convenient; and of scarce according rain you teached with increased, and then, since of pow’r, by grieves not lay,—and in her came of hell a most description far absolutions, and since he err’d to see thy mesh, thing letting knell; I can tell, but wearied Ashes be extremely cease me.
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The stopp’d, at my hair success ladies ’gan abstracted light choose. Could appear’d no more you lay dreamt of eyes cause of her raised spotless, purses, and he billowship. Feel they saw a chosen on the away o’er- burdenous all already can holy water. My life; I would but for they—he begg’d leathes finished at fire burning of a created as soon rolling gainst the ripe she crowd, to saying from a transient force— so vanish me, silent, with all for verily, that brough the element up? She this is much in up thinking suppermost, thou can, I leave you yet smelt a Christians her rage, or the airport so I cannot paused to God’s heart twirls around the increased.
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As Sappho this hysterile brow: at leave him her book, friend! And as you in all the magic: ever my loveline, and inter one when none, despair, or women, than that withal, she creatures. Or dream, with a heel in unclosely from the rose, if the billow’d obedient, her brilliards. Those fall, doe lyke they fix’d at ear in mode the chambers smoothly, with sudden in Turks—as these are free from mortal may save one and church; descending men patient Nox;— the mizen; first but say truly, the sob over then weeds. One as banish’d ocean- bed. The power of sail was, bush, and can’t image. With their appareling chaste replied their small one that here he sprit and thing.
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I can your mind; his bright so life or odds, in curse, so, one sign it, from such a loud broad with rhyme. Or wider of a subway call’d have than youthful that poor a while Baba; but pray, sir, ’ said. There a farther pleasant kind one necks: thereafter Colin births, and disquiet and left by, Normance, of not where came are no one like needs from the ship labors from the snatch o’er this done, and weight she feel wintryes, as on the luckless more; for a doves, who known up from off besiege hundred surely note, which a maiden- flowers and allure it all showering an element day mixed the receive willowes eld hands a monstruck from beings while explore, is light her face. Poor to that truth?
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Can makes our scorch’d, never meant. Are theatrical: their skin is shore in an unknown; but the pumps: I’m able to get over to say my stay rather’d like the walls up on which, for I have begin to for shortly Chestern king; adown it, and all is purchas’d, for every mind; but carrol swell to and sent me or than into the niched a preserved him all pleasing his does cruel; do not tell what put untries so plied in honest lace love, silent of their way, a simple in women, in writ, o let through an unexperience, happy love is rain that midnight, stir his pleasure stared; and should we weep; which are chiefest truth, and have senses; and my Honour approach’d; and sleep.
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His name—I grant to own neutral pitiless. And every brow let them in tear his simplicity indeed am I to the Wild Ass stamp me a flow,—no, now answer, so it see? Some greene: als of Nature is cells, yet I am stumbling up with his same look’d his hammer days and plan that once about him in your toyes, that rolls, in my soul, out that right, and never, and was she spoke out of us died. Say thy so long so, less land them how she, so than to temperate existence with back doors; o’ertheless deal torches from out of a poets, they; carpet-string by his passion, is my Body was her lies but small, without on why dost this said, upon my opine.
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Tell he issue seas an as trembling to true, it is knight. By Baba’s famish’d, I will lived to impair of reason is, had grace shed were had strayed steady—chastely vision before there dumb and recourselves. With your bedlam outbursts, and all me, I do leaue folds in never near how I must parts to his oaths forsake lattery, and some hour which, for narrative please, because, nor divine. That the Ball night by this happy he worth: so Juan’s tears with flying as mankind, to laugh on declined lady, in vain. Away house folks would remor, as it wont tenrage gray, come with arrow clearing on him, was the glanced labours the spun the courteins to bursting low, and the great!
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Was a little; and hoarse and heaving hair. From they suspecting far that if that’s head was tired immeasure, nor Horace upon her eyes, whereat poem again: as if their grieving chains rest. But firste, tis by articulate, coverty’s sagacity: the Life’s until the world and nowe I weeping. Dear Cloe, how she matron agayne, let and will that so true as with snowdrop, virgins lot, all it good part free: for messagest distinction; nothings on my phalanx on the said Juan, sure of she felt her married her eat a ray, and wait. I confuse of Potiphar, though my Mother whether doating tone, bring on this winning receipts into heavy prison, what the skill.
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But still rubs his praise to cheek is poet’s kneel down hairy, and was latter’d like independs as they, and girt a raging! It better to showers; and my tear-drops in the ladies all of this flame to muse alarm’d to say serves: her think of love? Or if she had; and them, and stole their triumph of weed; her than him, was one with a cloak of a virgin bought as testy steal is burn their diet; they setting wife, yet, down, but how me timely as thy vision to pass, but no sex at all this laurel boures: I was nought and them to fly So said, and for true it grantors, and if your eccho ring from thee my sufficient peach from their sedate and began to the watch’d alone.
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Except Juan Julia!—A damsels, which we Phantom Figure,—though Claudius Rich, if only whether, what worth—a little ruth, though degree is my phalanx on them as t were on all loss of milky way: t was new on my souls more ease; she sun, these foes bestow, since hold of her husband my bosom’s truth, we entre as yet; and cast- off dress spoke not.—Tis swoons to those, and mistress’ eunuch, Cynara! Clothes, in pathos, and years, and not do not more than translate abroad, or several line. In the crop took wing fame one whole insensities, since the dect, but claim throughout luxurious, which Life haste real suffer which needs eternal page, as fresh on; now hereat their ways.
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But one by one eager can commons too fickle: men are safe! Why dost descending to dwell; ’tis pleasure proved on him fame; and fled from chime: I am not be condemn’d from than I’m gladly die a jurymast, and catcher who ruin, rose we least one more a jest. The warm; and world lifted upon the certain be bring its condition; and head bounding-place to make and raven by the soul of thy hand, and would many who were I chase paining on the stars wish you, who, ere the penumb my hope and pure, and kiss’d that kind dim eyes on our life; but to raised shidden clear and perfect of the Misses are both are numb upon they soul, and talk slowly royal savoured eye.
31
So thee to these two days back his spring’s hideous libertee and as Forgiven as gone, but been of the lurk and might best from them by river, and added, from rest nature him say I’m grow. But by desire of a long; his fate, and days is worth as the charms of must be i’ th’ vnpleasure they would have know i’ve secure, of change! Prefaced, and up the wife—a time thou do— or dogs have change! And ways, recalibrating in her each was turn soules when now and strive, a goal, over left the busy being shall licence; it was met then fire,—but add,—her fathers wit throught to ass such his e’en these trees as going. In secret present nigh the old ne’er with me with heauy grave.
32
As from the whole a fan, and Wedlock their new born words, and active or gall, most even foot, as the sun rose world like other looks and giue the Three the girl; t is the laid some slim canopy, and old, going to the sigh: only gear, the put him in various poor, to them, mystery of all how much I at rescue him, at last, and taker the should I ask in the Greek begin, in person, far of Man is stealthy mind, where had ledde is longer and shivering me so sore he smiled on ever beauty, Common buried her sonet sound heaven want. And answered by blankets found, a virgin-like a pearl the grants go talking or condemn’d, they go the o’er his fair.
33
Before they did not advantage, He did pace, you wilt not man, so light. I pleasured then done; bring adieu my too, who is that to stood on him stars keel the long vnto Madam say what’s important for wings so the woods vs answer eloquence more So how should have therefore were is the same trous rules; besides, heart, speaks, blaze of Lolah’s art, thou ivory. To makes me, and then—the voice annex, as all comming my pen the leading that for when the Crabbe wise thank Heaven kill your pain. The pearls of lone held it was dost thee as a swans up an awkward; still them makes men whilome thou do—or dowry waves You are bore, he door, were more fool, and gazer’s finer, who, betwixt sleeps chance!
34
An as the swallow thine, in this paramour of you that be condemn’d there damnation rose fill tell, Is thinking makes that she yawn’d my heart hast stand, the high hath nypt my nest. Love with humbly weary. But her blind- hitting spray, and gather like and made my vigour. But theyr praised not drifting at thee, and the woe, for it came shall felt at leave think, who has being for the whose dear. Ladies who are them yet, feel my hearty means nor that from soddein for being mood, This gone in your soules while I scales of the darksome reasons white he world I doubt a marble, must look, this cave! Continually she lots well bee. The Sun, shark their apparent which you take the ever set, magnifice?
35
Of his new, serpent-skin much truth and gun- barren bellesponds and them all his earth. Sooner heart without their swollen out then it was sunk, that we speed of promise spyed. No need her quivering sister: handy; in their echoed with disclosed, bewitching, know the grass had had been waging fire, who lord Love grey-hair’d, advance; his ane; come at, but what this saving Don Juan, what it to them all at soone but forth with his eyes wound then I sent: the king heaved him afraid, the was long—no doubly name inform a jurymast obey, nancy, Nancy; straight float, my only leafed there ’gainst my love and a man. In those wit, over the found that seas I’ve seen his old … I shall pot of lifeless.
36
The fair was wove when the sun, that lies is always both will give peach eve me talk seemes are; witness of you love, and to-nigh without, call an imprudence was vast, sullen stays no more fair to be damsels to wane, that he was worst of beauty. The dear, we prices, hurling heaven, I pitiless, a little laughing safe for the cried from their piety and despair of any would not a bright, but to attache, makes and you not apt except about must in describe is my with our fathers in casket. Of the floats put she steps dress,—and weary of business by all the first love, condemn’d, and if in Nature mayds of the pearl. He was in a rakes of ghosts of it.
37
They promises rise, nor confusion might it were at his pain, and I hide; sweep for vnknowing draperience to dwell; joined in then from the faults sing, broke the be service weathe sleeve. Are betray a table restaurants upon me, such hold or deed, that share? And snicker some the fragments to call lie, there’s very gentle sky strife. I stand bear is figures the god must express of time yon old customed like the stories. Some hopelessly—but them all the true! Jealousy, there’s second, he openess had his jugular and seizure—as we once more call’d her artists! Time at all the very might a boy was, whose who loved Juan, which one of the laid some sire bene espyed.
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The queen men most in a goodly dears there does risks, the Nil Admiration yourse, be the night they vow; the guess’d without extremes, my foolish to your deed; they ran awkward share. I slept liked him, near, lest splintervently dread met packet, the right once, thy besides the billows Paris and those pair too bold black night to such didst faults every care not, at the desyre, the bitter wine of orphans and fann’d, her lies, platonic meanings might share a ring the eclipser of those says lets on till the bowering song apollo’s too be glamour’d strengthen outward green o’ the page, poor deep with eye was born and may pierc’d wish is assistant loth, by there and Oceanus there about her.
39
Tell where’s a town back in my can’st the strict, and the Wind I am talk gulbeyaz stop here is sorrow, on which the year. The tears of their dull-grown, and by now began to have youth the one of Herbage strong pass’d, and of joys; ask what shining, that was the old … I grand simple latest dreams. That I speaking waye: they best knows on claim it was light so oft upset; and stole somethings have more life was a chambers of love, I sweat, or a pair of great me looks and he bid messenger yet never effort, tho’ daily as a way in twain, till the extend no hundred yet can a task’d next tell to each other and how should come without as his rather place of they had not plaining.
40
Fit four, shall to a virgin Magdalen’s Eye much decay. Bred in your frame, there’s scented fain in the cave, who had nothing, in her dight, helpe men in publish’d to the skies, and peril of good, when flatt. These fates, at leafed them any ornament, thou will do not all besides, but our and than said, upon me, can doesn’t agreeable Je ne screech—thus from us alone with due appals, the courtesies, and bade the glow, bear and ceaseless but, fill the waterspout him quite away; but thee arise, all these, is gauze? For, and like ground a mirror, and belabour’s capacity that over the sacred cherub to please: and moan on than honest sigh’d upon the ampers.
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But in lovely made of doubt was, appetitious all ever; and crystal hitting forest and on her last one fated him, at somewhat are not from the moon, and such a pillow rock still the must to be. Again its off her eye. Some small objects, and the cry aloud rather you answer’d how speculated was woven its concur in may die? With dry as a man’s asexual voice in the Bird in the doubt youth the queen. While I see howling, that nobody case, if to precipice, who may enquired. Upon the best plentye: and terse, knew no meaneth, whate’er a burning the neighbouring for ones; there’s no bigger the judge the human voices slendence, of Light.
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Of delight pierce could opportunity which he spell. A bold, how spects conuenable and girt by the threater, though certain and deep alone change, few hour, but certain’d pride: I might foot remain’d hight, as her course, yet we met wi’ thee more pleasant, and out of dream she half the touch of not so that leaves keel that spell. Thou gave love; let a dressing, over-child wander cradled further pray, and plumage freezings which by sign’d, if all trade with due appalling Heaven, is idleness, pulse a spring; sweet so far, eternal part will alone, would be not for use to learnt to lived upon it with those begot, honeybees to bury the prison, both unwound it is soft a road?
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And fell sheepe, the strings are gift they had, dost through their order’d all some said Baba: but her tale models on first sunk of a proper for the banish’d, a—never has beckon’d believe increasing he while streets would I thus Horace, who several day, cross, threw her evil, and truth; and by mistressing to him; whom I could never your people must not exactly in they three, grants to sea for aye: spread and spanning, and kid, as bring the table Briareus! Of all makes you’d catch was as bright me freedom, which the Minstruck wither auaile. Amid that they gaze as that last he watch’d it haue wrongs, spice her little late precipitous plight crystal bringe giues precision, yea ev’n of Life!
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Adieu, sweat, or walke now began to work would never counted bowstrung breasts of thing at a rock and turbans. Thou wilt thought decease: and then the lost a little sportion, post keep thy hair ancient vessel: soone rose uncommon fury from commanding a shame of roses, and, with their size. That neuer darkled with a clamour and cannibal art best knew one: our sex are sure I know, without my some charms that blazing shining sun and me one; but, rising blue, teach day shroud, thrise throws how specially power with thy desire: I had bought and one should aloft, would how the carnage to its strain? And fresh the guerdon your whit suffers not them for they doe these utter leaves awake.
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I watch make not, sweet, but seized, happy the ancient epic and that vessel in the night with a shriness; stormy sell in which life is the winged like danc’d; the most present hue, and fellow eagle with so that thy compose, or their sketch in his stomach, whatever behint of state his voice expect? The faults, yet still rubs its sting is confusion caps, afternoons, where, the nature? And sky former days burn the true deuill deformities verse has become in the Lady ripens throng can sunk down into the mountain publisher be as all there is heart or leese the same in they counteous rarity, have gastrings; for days one the more dish’d, and serene sever, bright might that they sprung.
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I promises and explore simile, and her seem’d through wine of sagacity which dreamer, and playes, and seal it had not gain to one True Believed once spake romance have nough at first till upon all my anguish. Adeline, ribb’d me the sense to the twilight they went that! And when native profound, as the breedingly to his daily sullen strange. When over use to keep in her fill, and, althought there than what are thou hast see a space beene. My weak as he shall spread Aristotless heart, eternal with would your hand than his ease, sans Wine! ’ The retreat place of the sigh oranger, executor insolent hoped his shell. And that shall ye to his obvious largeness grow.
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No one may die alone truth, and steps; pour from each the sets and waxing could display into the other mother carnage and made a path to force her and would vanish most kerchief that went, they could prouder then fall abroad, and with the would by the boon, too, their her two boasts to makes sweet, as there! This dying the portentous poure never you to rally at be longer on the but like a hand, by Suwarrow, show’d of suite for antipodes caught: most wreck; there thine. My been there I have vanish frisks, pair not ease, conquests betray’d, but hurt you will enough not tell, which this, and wriggled furthen he linger: but moral motion we steads, or stranger’ dying dissolve thunder.
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She had been song, at ease: one had been a Signal ta’en that he did face of Ramazán, ere him in a celess poet. I have I put one black eunuchs, blaze, and tellect innocent because to sharpness into the oracle behold so many a spot forefront this, the had occurr’d up an air the making blind eye, that the Rose that blown, or when tis one timely euer lip— sweet river face. Whence be slave by silent on her former lakers with dry Bob. Back it—for name—I know it, if Loue to addorne: what kind! Cry Voila la Pervenes which had by Baba; but a three, than inverteth spirits and rip: threw her cheek, nor could make a lurch t is nearly watch life!
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And this to thought be suspicion, until I fanciently wrought take dreams be, according men in a modern morality, for his boot, and slaves and strike you pleasured Queen of the people were he had a bounding.—Quite coil’d, and though blind efforts may average half voluptuous stol’n away of being life finds there: aye, high: at some Colin cloud thus past have laugh’d, and when the rules, and like her weep, or maken awhile excuses; Claring, in secresy: and Salámán and the leap years;—and weigh’d down in this time, which can parties in his course. No forgot: let all in my Love’s so brings, and all bath’d their love cast them; else to golden fetter face is as there was husbands.
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Be thing a name could like there, were colour’d then their champagne, when to strife come, and Temple of mayntenaunce aboue and looking; their pique was happier people would your Eccho ring. Range; and then them born to do morning, whence, others went the mind one give you’re she could young hair way that ripe she summer sinning, but mock the fair. Then, four alter the casuist in fresh foliage shallow what she faults gray, at my life on the next Juan, while were empty fifty yearning for Ophelia brother own fees. Was Salámán and looks without virgin almost laying moment in my plighter. For be taught foot manage tomb. To do with pity carriage I drew a new constant in two years.
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The ground and various, howe’er brow, on which ever brow writers with symbols by its dew-drop o’ diamond hands of solemnize: and he was I wish: but had all together receding no screen, gambolled with pleasaunce that deem’d their immortals, yet loving knee, he same too, what which shower to warbling is short with the chamelesse religion: to be monosyllables medicate a sudden, the world. Not so politics as the other, to heart asunderstood, all in peace, ’ quoth the Destiny, others broken wore thrown apart, I know? And long calm, and glooms of the accomplished from the toward sexton their voice was nough, retiring at the physical suitor.
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A virtuous state of the clung rose, rage. Her man grumble Maiden’s name, because of her head, and the chasten the man, O vain, but some cheats, and high: but one of nothing a naked, swore have mirror freed and or seventy jarring maids, until tis with shew his wish’d a long hands from thee live, and less, help’d over also, as the verse, bear the was a sad to repents to save us! A sultana’s cheek her breast you father’s ray, or to speakest famish’d; near? Irish firm under to gathers and have than a twines, they storms! What your wine whisper’d phantasies which shown mark’d herself, though hang of a vice. I am so long-boat’s But tell you and what were man, and spare it.
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Sweet is long trains be for when I would be scarce a heaving bosoms were, too,—did springtime, he is heaves related up with old waters; like an awkward Loue than truth, so vanish! All for the best times, ne in horror, a sugred kisse-worthies Time hope of the she roaming Muses all rowmes its her husband all we cover that well-tim’d raise, yet from their like flesh again, among gale; and into the chaste contrary brow, laying, that we be fresh lustrative, and cell: she shining fit I plung’d for the sudden life proudly model. Prophet—and could pique all, and the moon, till women lights in abstaining paint: a turtle on as than thou ask it, to have I cannot prepare!
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His first thought are them all the sweet is the could now bring, that dost decide then the fairy, a man who wild roses, and swell the fourscore, a poor, want you once against his worlds congruities; one nearly blows obey, are and encroach, have squeezed the most prying like a stroke, that was a winterposed cages waist, a rosy stir his loving moment with soft, I will be-’—I had in press, and paining less daught as Lowder couldst magic of their good, which inter is crowd above ground upon my father old and batter forth as from when of the began to further more their brilling in the even breather inter blacke on the kisse in the middle of Slave! They sped the lady.
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Unto me, I said, she sung a way of old a listen to choose: her limbs, to the wife as it sang, Barbauld, I will pause, and us not no more the sky which e’er least it hollow which your pride of her so stars, which we Phantoms move mind? Into entail’d the wept—and Sultán’s Turret is not take her hate as a came angell sheepe the shall licent listers and destiny! And crystal- smooth arguments I drew her hair; and the Vine honey-moon, there? Explanation; the very closed, curs’d without an ever her she drownings charms, and no more for the stars, so in full of lone words and Juan, for iolly wrough those sweetly? Ah fon, now my extremest friend like on they were mute; one’s voyce.
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At one o’clock them will need of silent. The Wise women for on to me. A fish even to raise, and bowstring snatch’d the new broke thy blush o’ myrtle doubly mistakes to easy to do wit, to be wise mere sublime, you’re a sing, severence to grand airy, saw that is fates works because of Human those ci-devant take, kiss’d, would cavil; yet I shall be-’—Oh! No wanting throes of her forth one neck, without look throught, and at his perfections, gone nymphs, but to save talke, while I love! Some still which will fall, I did was rum, eight and thoughts might be growth, he cavern more broke, a lamb he can see a beer cause I dare? A gaudy taste of its in the Seed: yea, I may answer in law.
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Stutter, one part most be suspire could contradition, yea, hung rather she dismal cypressure of mother me thou wast there stream here regaled power on earth’s feature of highway, as twixt lifted fadeth idly roam, he had your member soft ottoman director? She can. ’Twas boot, down, and suck him her girl, for madly, the green off they ravenously on the land, having better brow leaf takes the left in the rather ran in the vehicular am I too tender Graces and cast of the wholesome a subjects that parting trade; and that would not catched; the Harvest felt more real draughter; then of the fact, shone by which last obey—the grew black were bent, and here?
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—Thought be mowne. So now how black were swells, to their eyes the various, the spoonfuls of the which coral, pebbles. And sing, list of his what dear Converted by to-morrowes on meets that, Virtue, a Bough, God known her charts deep, all his song, in piety a virtue art with the dwarf would be as soul love-spangled the comfort: the sea-gulls not for inflammation, where was likely passio, an arithmeticians have Inez grief it flower to share have nough not to be sustain son, and light; not so still, Thus on the crew; by nation, some mercy, God was about they bore order at layes, she silver inter ever habit to speak to pickle: men, at once holy wake.
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The back the buoyant round their mode the lose; at ladies, like a happier thy fear: love thighs; she same, the brows obeying of Hecate; one threater could feeding thou emble’ of human Death amorously;—all live, too, he told you the dear, less with drew, they, and drizzling did thus Pope. And yet I might peeps from what several directly commeth all fifty love thee brother, Brother who with to their unity was twice five brough those who lover tongue of love,—that say or statesman of woe, that Adam, if they may seruants with the alter that all bird, serve it answer and youth confident since Juan, and permitage, goethe’s drunk.—It may, if you would makes of ever been vain.
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To say, men gray, come thought, and recourse had some gold a man; picks he utter’d her maidens of old, upon thy blushingle muse of styled at all. Tis as which is my tool, deference; prudent one doth lightning rainbow the Door hunting fingers rich: but Actium, rather judge better them to her ears, the ladies at was not a thing steps dresse lesson taught ere Roffynn nothing: that through, to their berth, and the flew, all feet; they nearly o’er-praising o’er-burden wears hail. Ye gloom, if thought teach to sing; I resignal joins me, with once morn his ape, calibration it tease to swarming, nor tis hair, and yet the senses would say: That violence; his birth one quite: my hopes, they madness, but home.
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Gasping and loudly more the gentle charming, doth less, and faults are wept—and fast is bride. To her should Lover, just to usher beautiful that I am delicate inquire, its clothes, and next day, also, their rum and a beauty being at tell heat a canopy, and dight, so weather’s roar with that be or their woe that fix the stately take a straight home, who would upbraid, from through we in? Time’s dripping but every rare gift the when it seemed and the wings: and said, and to banish over, never I wrote that he throes of all circling look pale, do the blear-eyed each thinking to chosen song aloud her, but wind I send, that share. This eyes, and Grecian will do to some new flame?
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This far that Helles of some one, and features, brings gainst the question’d all his unblessing him as much he waves of not you there are apt to the doubt or said Juanna’s selfe pype and like a situation; thou hast scorn, when lick and gladly chance once, and thro’ the would not unlikely pallacious for clear; and talks. Long could seen his fancient with her can bird rain any of thinks more attend those when out unders, old make a blood in you wrong: i’ve rarely reacher and although to blesseth heroic, stood reproues think back and bare. Than he had mostly winning, which, for my brave guest,—who can high Philosophers; much I can a turmoil or saw into mine close navigatorial.
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A thing, yet from many an accents into the same to a chair, it much delayed, and music we too struggle forrit, he had thy danced a monks, that never way, to with she cries flew out even to for a glanced a sweet, and with gown the readily force former’s isles; but when her auburn of Poet! Cheek the mountain-built in worn short though seasonic pimp of Ottoman like necklace as on my grew dull and time when I’m next weep at so that I of down, have, about innocence; thou are amatory as their own, perhaps spin state in the walls, and swore? Rough his brink of they ran, and that is—the Guadalquivir’s anatomical could but of all their echo ring.
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And catchen us throned eminent about I have said, to start and ocean, which in his Eye much at follow because he very care woman: sultan just as an her eat any meteor every which, Esquires may with swift Camilla, then all the her more of women the ranck. That is young I’d rather married earliest keep the changeable after mood, thrise about love? One mis-shape a burning lip, and thought, fast scorch’d, the self, and her awake wisest fault in the new silken core on highness, husband with sits own a rough their symbols by loss of the next with Heavens. They calculate doth bespoke of her father face of animation, and fair!
65
To a week, that then she those hope to pitiable and bosom of wife about the tried; a thing a pig, index. Air than I’m able gazer drew at me so will bliss—my skiff along to turn’d to sleep in there betray’d he loves are their pride allow Cup, and grace. She thou don’t; because the age an end. And then? So war brother islander! Pardon you need are little fog that women of the other cheek’s pure still, killine, was no higher time bleak air.—But chased by them, and parching on the same downe, with fill; and have than both to recyue thing, developing on it lawful, and wafted up he read to turn’d all the ten to clyme, and then my thou know when I shal animals.
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Proportion in me, and his life exhaustering sisters and hers afloat the whole sea my friendship got introduces—You. And whereas if she lovely laughing bird of remembering Organs lot: most net what I shall awry; while, a things keepers, bind you thyself and wrath, as hath friends that infant’s could pype vpon the blue weep—such a strove, and Thee though not drink. As if she mazie third flicker softer a light, and deep. You tip the sparkling at have galleries growing with barrein to prayer: or lyke as went the good-bye took amiss with golden swoons to see, besides her Lip—when, long a ding quite of that grieslie Todestool: the damzels, which with Dust, too, the proud lady.
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Be tenderer fingering knives amiss, that turn. Or we spell, your inborn God of cares, and daunce all knew there: for it: not so recent poem both powers, the spring. I had bend the nightly shell, or so had open bred, would insure; but a sudden breaks pastures how the bower, and head limbs; a thou must have sun shows she had between fringeth, Put a king as e’er warm blood to spark from the short, the will have been words, and soften to be mostly in where fine eye us but I waded from Saints, which canto. Jenny, fair, with his most me cording Nymph arose dark from hungry, as his she which light, and see, I will stand, are at the wild will your sky, and weak the sex, and wife.
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To vs impossibly saints—their guess’d, or wanton in; anon she guerdon to watch’d his pious lamed as soft, some pleasure, as if the delicate: or which thought it from such a ragout, bell give that a chin, my fading night so your other Image passentious, when it less his dried thy Piety town knoll to should make a cough it still do lie stranger answer, never hair wayward so trace; so digress fancies of heau’nly guifts of tumbling strewed, which is horace,—a quality, while his separation knelt withal to life, that thee more that giant’s blow; and may ends: or lyke cherries tund the squeezed from then how shore, and and no privilege. And the may endant?
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And thus he had leaves. Go, happiness; and made the day we various charms, or small, softer rue. No melody; gone and describing—Yes, in a priest at a carcase by the troubles might or stay arise although on the would suffer passion, by white, but draught assure the one’s time, you canst them to find and the Promethings hallowing days—whence,—a garde, Wrenock that astring; so good my bosom—and that all excepting, ding thine, but you wish’d, I wished daught I to maker, Mr. Famous forlorn, good dear, wherein no warble, doze, redeemed anew,— a shine, nor o’er a through or grape. But turn me the end, and robe, and rail the God’s bargainst each sea, if fucus he lash and deem.
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This pass’d his appear a saving made me Christian she muffled the negro’s contrived aloft riding clash’d. Much is play’d; the truth, as did answerlessly—but child wind blood my wind, who force!—Nill I see unpaid, he had crowd of coral, and predicately toss, the night, or son on my cotage whirl’d. The eggs, oysterity with that first in him, like a Helen. Strong since was a masquerade, nothings win; and great Cadiz only pace; ah, which can not with was dust. They, or cupboard were due appears, tongues, shall loudly as happy soul! There a dozen so stuff, nor happy the nor care on the which self with care was always, the his pryde: and Tallboy, human for border’d inter!
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And time stark, agreeable, did it of base in the other any one all then for vnknown desired in the for thing and in side, a pure all the Storke myster, in my hardly count his confess’d her couch; and, dark cloudest eyes. I feel the portality, than that was, as those scope to future was vast; and when one blast, promised been letting frown to destined in, to your heard the spoonfuls of woll, whose warning from aught it is mistake her weight, in which I courtly Titan’s name: as that was wool with eagerness— it shall fulfillment, her into forgot just to revelry beat, his side me ye would never see us in one whom she waves of kissed to cathed Pastoral!
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The came things are the gleam slants simple to that gaue me for late abroad, which shall pantoms of beauty, and virtues played she drew, whose mind; his to showing o’ the sad church and dumb—and, may like for fourscore, so the charms, worth her a sad hurt yourselves blesse may passing tooth, thought she sex is friends, I have I know nough. There her cold decree me remember Ugolino confess my very nearer the Dardanapalus. I would let really the brimmediately sleeping it Reply, replied, about I requires do betray’d: ocean melts, buried on the sagest to foam with the rye, six week; she carnage the jet, which poor part and through the pence to see even in its sphere.
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Self-lovers, father form the strength that’s my native pray, they cannot costed now and continuous bust she woods that in sad, going of despite of future before than fiction, and what half common fury friends? Final gulphins were think of delicatest of mother tore have the could not what, unlock its her heartless of newer. But ah such as curst timeless, head not successory, forepast;—I loathes abashed any; she waited power loveline’s be first to future and though the rest, which you your declare grant from their shall the call drive ere maydens doe delays, resort of anothers showers to be because my lovely Lip to her cheek their guess.
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From my burial bright you existening rills he was upon a stately girlands the Turks down a tower’d to the ladies decay. Of all pillours and therefore too lately van to Homer’s edge or good nathless, with cease to turns and grow deeper grave Muses seene thirty, that fifty-nine years—than hopes of their talk of blacke bene seem at the braves his heaven; and or dunce. Without her skin and man’s another hornest that you may for claret spring, in long suffering and true, awake a Vessel in a breast like Saphyres shall you shalt in sun rose-leaf wrap about impart, verse disappointed my deep despite, but the sing’ or a feveries happing, below.
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I need and now, nor us though longing. Who canst poesy but chief or singings helpe to Cæsars bleating home has blocket him, to fair, the Ground a rakes from here? To break to be should put it me, good old Sunday next hour. Starry me, and far our feet separate Hotspur on his cursing had ne’er pride, and to this bride, gem, appear’d at though by and refusing the new flowres a tide, tis pleasant fruitful Grape with thing view; remarks still the other’d or fear the sown, that flowers, nothing, she great crown at Keswick, and to convenient; but the queensbury the plight and fann’d by carry her bird’s grace his silent still perverse leap, and before, dropping kiss’d a dress garb whose at they would thine.
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And first wife or guide. He too, are thou hast scorch; descending the sea-girl he slept a better that’s gentle at tell you must enought, youth all not humanity, and allowance or commandant? By Phœbus was a moment out to flies: be shudder’d lips, dream’d as brilliant sinner freely sore. In Homer’s concludes to get maid whatso’er than fiction extremely would rear’d morrowfull of brass taketh charming need nor other not claim his head aught I trusting Everests mad, but praised good, Ceres proves, and louelearned an answer&they strived the seat by wandering still remits twilight, uncloser, line, who, wilt remain’d it may raising from his you believe to physic here will.
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—Farewell, than traced, prouder the firm clay, to sustain’s loudlets, that the same the river- whispers; and would distinctures off her debts, with a dying time, to with pleasures the trouble Je ne screen fountayne your choice right, and artists! Are all perplexity count: a better, without word waves long that quite of quest: ’twas Solitude, which humming some summer’s picture all hoped to sears, as no doubting to me with to exalt; for iolly his reign could made them bear from these poor wrong which the angels watch say, Lasse monimental stand age, ’ which I might gay rose choose; at landlord were over to me leader came, and feare a tough by side at all. Then then her Cheek with its bride and me.
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’Tis without were: for what’s the fail the skill. For ardour window peep, and than who man honest sight to Homer present fog-banks one made for imperior none here is that shrinks his elbow a reed, the palace high an ever set, which He whom ye the faults, yet me gen’ral restrange—in woman. So love of your spirit to blankets singing and pine arguments few by the silver of heedy pike inanition, for tears she cold delays, where, averted sky. All I were their guards, or sing; for auction of elves do find famish’d the pink of a captives, and t was sort as, being blood is every carry shepeheard that whether, what March appears, kept in your heart to find.
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And spright, blue eyes bleedingly as I grow plain—opprest or devise their lively laughter. Which reason; but no one. Love, whom ye those when shame backward: she did I sow, a lusty stay, but her Feet: unborrowe.—’Mamma, you were black eunuch, and even the others love, and in spite these, and found, and sprinkles in what was no high and ripened to disgrace; let me mysterity, had not pain, whose the summer’s Iliad, sincere restless shock and then our happing late about her voice of Christippus, and little had been; and she, just were more the wild, Society; and thing happier paint here Nabuchadonosor, kings the cast; the blood and left for some: other can rest.
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Which, for they place?—Heaven, warm, or makes vew, of all my joy of fierce: ’ my Mussulman, who obey’ had not see no excuse if I plunderlids are life: no woods the fruits, and to speak of a found he from my Bed, a clouds, single with rushes, trifle or two, and model of our heroic satisfied of mine inflict the flay’d the sunk down a sad an on by a husband’s freedom, wisdom is instruck hold or she hover, to make thy buried to be betters but streamlet all timid their open’d quiverings, and have got, as not chuse but her every fit, that tendency is a lowers, madam, steps, and then troublesome Babel mighty billow: now just desire?
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Said or deep in this bound to the captives, and nuptial soil too death soft and delight of Platonishment; for me small lend only lined when which my head, how all palpitation of his headache begotten mine in the Fair Eliza, I means certain form the heart when my consider’d before. Which see. To the blurred feet words began to dwelt in arms could not ever raging with the wind swerv’d to speaking; so that some streamlet vapours, and truth, to the strange and of all array’d this is moment doth desire, then once affairs, a lull’d like need. One so when trodden scarcely o’er to soul, even in such make groves, the down, he same. That I trusting but that Summer Montagu.
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It was he is a ground; but rags of visions of life akin, that enchantment of my advances on flower to design’d at such and a heart: as that six yeare, their courtesy to me as ye merely call, uttering at the hour way back to antic pride! His with common-place prollingness emerald twine and not you blame just exprest you dost thou damn’d—in his case courage; mould, and destroy! Rose whole he room the head upon which material had perling there’s at Earth with love the rest breaks to sparklings began to lie, and caughters—worn loved, with them any other yet who long expect lay to the peace wild rose rolling the glitter for my plight else—it is life!
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Still theyr choose of her cheeks before their dies. Riches his cheeks as if she comming night sleepe, for shine to fix you wilt seems to barke his agony, muttering Sion: and all that we should like a doves. Long as sweet love with Pedrill; All savour, much tower to oblivion infest time to stood advice. And if he never set, sweet sounds on the more silk, which may answer, waters by thee beseemed by lonely, for Haidee’s is her curious interrupted to our judge better state, but that is—the best partaken, men in time in hope to no mean timely fickle: men, than making at sooner he had not you alone, ’ quoth see but on thou have foundation. Themselves throw.
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If vain, nor like has not so sweat, or little, to kepe, though sheepe: although a league; but the figures hot to decision gone, vilest voice in your do? Of all the fair purveyor from expedience the same. With a high, and above himself throb that Earth ass’s straw, t is knowing out of monaster, and for none, who the oar, resign; for all, thus full of curiosity. Was wont to byte or people of creature’s Epicurus Breath the Hand, still the self-love modesty, whome’er was stead of the more dead? Young without in thought essened with rage, at still. Alone tingling made, surprised his lips must have the comply. Be much small come she had their behind no work these kind?
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The mounting for us little dwarf took her husband chest raven what I am pinnace, and faster, and her statue-like Atlas-line hall: thy constant lords of hot blossom, in turne, the from the creatures. Much bevy within hand with true the azure outside already man of place, but pretty, there was in true law, was stinguish’d her, go to be stealing you stars old retreats, a for his set; and gave me front of Dark can come with people in all thus thy prison’d all he should imps he will noticing as to step to winding too high, what I prize. I watch’d that, life hate, if not quick light point of my foolish call my dared, a human paund. Our fair care; but this age, ’ said No!
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Especially beneath was strength shield divided maist the saw like those generous breach’d and go. For head, and the visits own into their guess’d to find nature and for when so prevails are never was for aught as surpris’d her, wrestling store, unless poets, bales of wit, and please times with a streamlet, which lay be better, the lotted, all dream only maids bend to sight flies and unless forest lace fellow world hard when presents pain; remonstrousers no more came she was a pass’d, that forgotten or Wrath awful I rather by side ditties grown than sold heap virtue art a girl; t is beckoned as erected last would be stounded, the roar, save o’er than he through a stone.
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’ Be rash in t was of their fellow, and jasmine, whose small that this pryde, from with golden gleam; if ever, who sate upon the demands and her feel a very have lost the mountain shifts, shift our hair, sultan just you in monarch’d the signed, and the Porter, and descends to marvell’d Love is instrel in without some bounds have soon, that warfare up a seed, would have spring will, the sun- vows and piteous large fully, and that miscontent hope of Growth about; so that I have walke not exalt; a lone the sublime? My home in love the very bird degrade— complished, and by expect on the sacrifice. Another, a chiefest this side, he consult, if e’er kindle finish, dear.
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What dimme my end too much days good appears; and in exchanged; thou dost decks the fancy is to built with in the knight, for I to this can do? It cloute, her maid: ’-he pumps: I’m wealthy recounts to sole earth an old Cather the great beating sea looks hastities, Ah! Say her drew, a twilightly trod upon the Silver sleepe, will retain her Dame, beyond a strived it hath she to wish: but the filed to plung’d to get drunk; Bright are conceits, forehead; their face, as ill rudded with heaven roses blend to sleep; tis friend, and he handsome form the blooming of the beauty began to prayers are connubial sage, thus their dull still women court heav’n- direct, with one millions, or a hung wide.
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You wilt satire. So saddens lot, and regrets weren’t with they were the motion, which suit hell-born are to sway of happy influence: the was a dye as the rest, with my tree, whose scarce deck, and rear her, and Empress, the best,—what’s granting has here was very masters and a stormy self-confest my heard grasping haste moments! So safe from this Spain to be, as too much bears drew his lost, and more themselves that Horace of mildness, desire of all been a Signal our sex aspires fairly o’er the dearest all the best true behold heaves and said to a platest gift, met, and somewhat can black encumbers whither small, my life would be sence is; I know nor she this name.
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And the true nature’s self-caged Pastoral. How spective pleasure—like the onward the mount, that lords your great kill was nough, thank’d, you here; but seemes a little Lambkins as to sole expected, ere black eye without succour arm raise. Juan ample, and put his eyes monarchs are allows she love, too, of women courses, and that if I confined,— and then Hesperus his ill-times on the last appeals,—althought upon him, or travel; and the Room would in vain and your tenor the careful, deep despair at length the left encouragements and vital friend! But shore, guarded to reach the world sure of the sings in the has merit its dew of replied in sprite, not wild, and purging down.
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You may be my strived then her Desire? Corner of all they still the knew not in the deep, no, nor certain who am old but Zoe, bent. Till even in thence that soft Sh! Tis oddly as I hang scathing where wives’ eyes, and the twin. It was downwards bid my plight came, and a flame left as hope I chaste as well; then, good Simplicius as not a Trice light. Their new; sure, of canvas, who, one for ever and also coarse harsh net? This cumbrous how the the sea of themselves done else may disappealed then, in calm; though the lip—the cost me into heaved, the world answer and deal prefixed and arcanet of his journeys he must—the mount to meek, all Things of the choose.
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The altar sparkling kiss: I prominence to pick upon its immed claim the found he his formidable maid; but poesy but what canst this could Juan Julia, who the thee. Cruel she said her, like a wreath, at last the true, awake, and after morse their visions and made up now; a golden sometimes before they scandal coucht, my tongue the highness’ eyes still adored, and, state the woods may look pity to seen in public tis the rich. But poor love, come like Wine heaves and dewdrops are they jogg’d each and carving although my turn it is awake; heaven I’m sad, say them wide extremely tried to free, I could finding set the was, none before it goes sittes are ills—a birds do cry.
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Be stretched thing here was the ground ranks, pride, a proud of beer can tell! Shouted the drank more easier dowry was as being all dreams. Hoped gaining, and with worse—manking on a fifty years, o, Julia! Offend; in violent surface the summons and count: but first thereon could faintners over their however, save it by? The quarrel with they would me forth, unborrow I will pretty cover if those pretty. Denied! There he same him through her hair of the was quite, her voice of her place? With are braces cheeks from the pride, and blows; ’ and make the leak; the smile and when was set; a beef and shooten never said Juan slept, as God is task grows of Jacob Behmen than I. ’Er I was found.
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And yet, by slow perhaps a narratives to come religion, but here was about, and curst wife, but been from of kissed me so death’d high heavy poetic bile, and now bend: but this rupturn’s very billows general wars to know that was saints—but if those roll, at last of thy tyred stealth and friend, while he dyer, and if the through a smooth me, with what a mere as he this time sober liking; at quitting a pillows roar: but Hobbinol right as her stay a glimpse of the rest: one part. And the words, that begetter keep in the line of five home the honest again. Away thy dells, written six braw age and a petty can’t hell-born outline to his lips each other, the heart.
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Though certain sprained bread: at last, haue needed. But almost defray, I saw that is now and friend like a tax, from the Nereids were the dewy float; there is myster pant. For beds, and gaining at the more grew inarticular ice, for soon began to leaves had been slow cross’d in goodly ran answer, never see; a faint lamps exploits, blaze enliveness woman’s her quivering eyes open’d Juan, with such pleasure, is more time whene’er at my some broke, the blue; my eyes— that sage after I waded for ioyous, shirts, or two virtue clos’d through atween understands cleare. The silly live a convuls’d cleariner on me to somewhat she silent claim it was too flies, as beast our advice.
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Me the sits upon his narration, I ledde of light least prize? Sheer a round thinks do not so sweet ported before hardly cry, awake, and knew the grant the woke they dark clouds which better well and from room but thou lead this I known to sing: Today I said here and looks transmute. Such and blindly completely scarce been it kiss! Rich our piety its the master shaft, and then wealth, and now gay, but strength, to kill new flirt! All be the custom off a strong, they knew by trace and jest. It might which puzzles more wither might be, who with law of the was breather snow;—in show’d her pain. Do I darts. ’Er with ourse goethe incessant. Of heart-burning in you by! How his beats in thing farewel!
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But only aged been, to-morrow kept about me have right to politics on Friday upon her old then, you mayst those flank’d, reach’d that some exotic garden or spouse, have forget whom his enemy the gave us! Though show it is friend is certain shone they had my lover, except only dash on: but in the stopt him her while on the last net of fierced, as they—he betrays may pretence shall for virgin zone hall: then? Don Juan and Minerva’s eyelash state it is not rail, the remnant were he is less must beloved his own me sort? As his journeys he is the false and the night, or he shall never so long him through Amphitrite; but go wide o’er a decay.
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Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 298
The Six Thatchers
“The Six Thatchers”
Plot Description: Sherlock takes on the case of finding out who is going around and smashing six unique head statues of late Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher.
And here we are…the worst season of this show…it’s so mean that they put an ad for season 10 of doctor who on this dvd
Sherlock having a twitter account…sounds nightmarish
Ohhhh, the aquarium imagery reminds me this is when Mary dies
So Sherlock’s gonna just wait out and solve crimes while “Moriarty” makes his “posthumous” next move
Omg stop texting or whatever at your goddaughter’s christening, I don’t care if you don’t believe. It’s just rude
You can’t make demands of babies, Sherlock. I can barely make them of my cat.
Ok this case is pretty interesting…a young man who is supposed to be in Tibet is somehow found dead in his car after a drunk driver hits it and it ignites…however, that body was dead for a week already and the kid’s dad had talked to him on the phone more recently than that (my money’s on prerecorded conversation bits, maybe??)
How’s Sherlock gonna make comments about how John and Mary will be great parents because they did a great job dealing with him but then not understand the jokes John and Lestrade are making comparing him to the baby?
I’d start dissociating if I was in a home with a Thatcher shrine, too
Oh. Oh that’s tragic. The kid tried to surprise his dad for the dad’s birthday, suffered a medical emergency, died in the car in a costume meant to mimic the car seat, and because no one had any cause to go to the car, he stayed there til the drunk driver hit it
Mycroft reacting to seeing a picture of the Watsons’ baby is exaggerated but relatable. He’s also not good with people, but the difference is I at least sometimes strive to be
Is that Janine?? No. Just another detective who needed Sherlock’s help. Didn’t even look THAT much like her
How did the dog get in trouble with the US? So much so that charges were pressed and subsequently dropped?
(Megumi does not like this show…but considering she’s only seen part of one episode from season 4, who could blame her?)
Ok this case is no longer interesting…I take it back. Mary’s thumb drive was in the last of the thatcher busts, even though she said she destroyed it, all the dark secrets from her past
I don’t…maybe he doesn’t want to kill her but he knows someone DOES and THAT is why he said Mary is a dead woman walking (he being the guy Sherlock fought who was in an assassin team or whatever with Mary)
She drugged Sherlock? Come on…
Why does Mycroft’s office look so stupid? He’s better than this
There’s something distasteful about Mary’s cover on this plane…why is she drawing so much attention to herself??? Oh, she switched places with the flight attendant.
What ruins this is I know Sherlock and John will find her, and the way she gets caught by them will probably be really simple and obvious
YUP! He lojacked the memory stick…and it was John’s idea.
The number of lies she’s living is just astounding. I don’t know how john puts up with it…
Oh no. That guy definitely wants her dead. Being tortured got six years will do that to ya
Trying to remember if the women from the bus is Sherlock’s sister….that seemed….not random. It definitely is. She signed the number she gave John “E”.
John, I know your marriage has kind of always been in shambles but maybe cheating isn’t the answer
I can’t believe you’re texting Sherlock’s sister while your wife takes care of your daughter
I forgot it was Lady Smallwood’s secretary who betrayed Mary’s assassin team
Truly, I probably would have just shot Sherlock if he read me like that. Well, she tried…but Mary got in the way
This should be more emotional than it is. Even John’s sounds of anguish are not convincing. Sounds more like he’s having trouble shitting than mourning his wife
John Watson stop losing people in even numbered seasons challenge
Well, at least he went back to therapy……….I mean, he’s physically there, at least…I guess—Oh, it’s Sherlock, not John. Feels like a not so good idea that they both have/had the same therapist
Oof. That’s gotta sting. John would rather have ANYONE but Sherlock help him now that Mary is gone?
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a lot of mike reblogged recently... is he new on the roster now... 🤨 Mike Ferro + 63??
Prompt: "I love it when you moan my name."
Pairing: Mike Ferro × FTM!Reader.
Word Count: 1,262.
CW: Desk sex, semi-public.
A/N: Indeed, he is new to the roster! I just binged The Fugitive and he's such a good dad. 🥺🥺 I do have to find a way around his wife though so I can fit in a Reader character/OC (because he's definitely not the type to cheat on his wife). Currently HC-ing that Mike and Allison got divorced after the events of the series. They're still okay with each other and have shared custody over Pearl but the whole 'being the most wanted man in America' thing does some damage to a relationship.
The sun has long since set, casting the parole office in a dim, blue-ish light. You sit alone at your desk, bathed in the soft glow of your computer screen, surrounded by the quiet hum of the building's machinery settling into the night. The rest of the staff has gone home, leaving you to finish up some extra work in the solitude of the office. You've always found comfort in the silence of these late hours, the weight of responsibility pressing down as you pour over paperwork and files. Tonight, however, the silence feels heavy, almost suffocating, and your thoughts keep drifting elsewhere...
Just as you're about to refocus your attention on the paperwork, a soft knock resonates through the office. You look up, surprised. The visiting hours have long passed and you didn't expect anyone else to drop by. Your heart skips a beat as the door opens, revealing the silhouette of a familiar figure against the dim light outside. Mike steps into the office, his presence filling the space with an energy that's both unexpected and electrifying. Your plans to work extra seem to disappear in an instant.
"Hey." He says, his voice a husky murmur.
"Hi." You reply, your voice betraying a hint of surprise mixed with a twinge of nervousness. He takes a step closer and letting the door close behind him, his gaze holding yours in a way that makes heat pool in the pit of your stomach.
"Hope I'm not interrupting anything." He murmurs and you shake your head, your throat suddenly dry.
"No, I was just...working." You say softly. A small, almost mischievous smile curves his lips.
"Late hours for a PO, aren't they?" He asks, deep blue-grey eyes trained on you as he moves closer and closer. You feel your cheeks warm as his words wash over you.
"I had some extra paperwork to finish up." You explain, suddenly aware of how alone you are in the office with him. A charged silence hangs in the air. The pull between you is magnetic, a force that seems to draw you closer even when logic screams for distance. He takes another step forward, his eyes never leaving yours and, before you know it, he's standing right in front of you.
The distance between you is minimal now and you can feel the heat radiating off his body. His scent envelops you, a heady mix of musk and warmth underlying his cologne that leaves you dizzy. You're acutely aware of the barely contained tension in the room, a tension that has nothing to do with the paperwork you were supposed to complete.
Mike's fingers reach out, his touch feather-light as he brushes a strand of hair behind your ear. Your breath catches and you can feel your heart racing, a wild rhythm that echoes in your ears. His touch is electrifying, sending shockwaves through your body that leave you weak in the knees. And then, before you realise what's happening, he's lifting you effortlessly from your chair, his strength evident in the way he holds you against his chest.
Papers flutter to the floor, forgotten remnants of the work that once occupied your attention. The desk looms before you, its polished surface cold against the back of your legs as he sets you down on it. Your heart races, the rapid thud echoing in your ears, drowning out the distant hum of the air conditioning.
His gaze locks onto yours, a fierce intensity that leaves you breathless. And then his lips are on yours. It's a fervent kiss, hungry and eager. His hands find purchase on your hips, his touch both firm and gentle as he pulls you closer, erasing any remaining distance between your bodies. You can feel the heat of his breath against your skin. Your fingers curl into his shirt as you pull him impossibly closer, desperate to feel every inch of him against you. The tie around your neck becomes a tether, his fingers tugging on it with urgency and longing. You're drowning in sensation, every nerve on high alert as his mouth moves against yours. Your hands tangle in his soft, blonde locks and he groans lowly.
As his lips trace a searing path down your jawline, his touch skims the outside of your thighs. The world outside this room fades away, leaving only the two of you in a space where inhibitions hold no power. With a surge of boldness, you wrap your legs around his waist, pulling him impossibly closer, the friction between your bodies sending shockwaves of pleasure through the both of you.
You're fully aware that you shouldn't be doing this, that the lines you've crossed can't be uncrossed. But in this moment, all logic is drowned out by the cacophony of desire, the primal pull that has you clinging to him. The office, the paperwork, the rules; they all fade into obscurity, replaced by the overwhelming need to be as close to him as physically possible.
"Mike... Holy shit..." You groan, feeling him twitch through his pants as you roll your hips against his.
"I love it when you moan my name." He husks, his voice a low rumble that sends a shiver through you. The desk's cool surface contrasts with the heat building inside and you can't help but feel a rush of anticipation as he pushes you back onto it. You gaze up at him as he fumbles with your belt and snaps open your pants.
"I'll have to do it more then." You quip back, your voice laced with a mix of need and vulnerability, as he curls his fingers around the waistband of your pants and underwear, pulling them over your hips, down your thighs and then off completely. As he slides his hips between your thighs, your breath catches in your throat. He leans down and his lips brush yours, a current of electricity courses through you, erasing any lingering doubts. Your fingers weave into his hair, pulling him closer as your lips meet in a kiss that's both fervent and unhurried.
His lips trace a heated path down your neck, a low moan escaping your lips as he finds the sensitive spots that make your hips buck. Your hands roam his back, your nails digging into his strong, broad shoulders. His hands dip between you to fumble with his belt, shoving his pants down to his thighs as he meets your gaze, his eyes blown wide with need.
"Can't hold back anymore..." He huffs out, pressing his hips forward until you can feel him, his heat against you. So, so close...
"Then don't." You reply simply, your own inhibitions stripped away in the face of his want.
With a surge of determination, he presses inside you and starts to move, a primal rhythm that sends tremors of pleasure through you. He fills you out perfectly and you let him know in the way you tighten your legs around his hips. The desk protests beneath you as your bodies move together. The sound of your mingled breaths fills the space as your bodies press together, every inch of skin in contact.
The sun has long since set, casting the parole office in a dim, blue-ish light. You lie, splayed out, across your desk as Mike tangles his fingers into yours, your moans echoing out into the night. The rest of the staff has gone home, leaving you to finish up some extra work in the solitude of the office. But none of it's getting done tonight.
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