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saxobot · 6 months ago

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Nothing too rare, just these pics in the highest quality available since the other ones floating around are poorly compressed.

#pinterest compresses stuff very badly #I cant do anything about it though #w #heh #the aquabats

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jalo-parker · 1 year ago

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Day 24 + 25

I definitely didn't forget day 24 yesterday or anything 😁😁

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cozylittleartblog · 6 months ago

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Columbo and the Knight (1984)

put me in the universe where Columbo ran through the 1980s and had a crossover episode with Knight Rider. I think they deserved it, and I am not just saying that because they're my two favorite Old Shows. @telebeast wrote a little fanfic blurb about it and I HAD to visualize it into a comic (which is also the longest comic I have finished thus far at five pages...), so writing credit goes to them.

Autism W!

#columbo #knight rider #art #michael knight #kitt #comic #highlight reel #crossover #telebeast #there are two small easter eggs here. can you find them. they were somehow not Entirely lost when i resized these for the public #this is what i mean when i say I Draw And It's Everyone Else's Problem. look at my INCREDIBLY niche crossover comic boy #if the knight rider fandom has like 12 people in it. how many of y'all have seen columbo #this comic is for like 4 people and me and phoenix are already two of them #niche is my specialty lets be real. weird niche obscure shit and ships nobody's paid attention to yet #not to suggest this is ship art. columbo has his wife and michael has his car lmfao #stylizing real people is EXTREMELY hard btw sorry for when they get off model. its partly a 'better imperfect than never finished' situatio #cant tell you how much i redrew some of these panels. weeps #this took me 2 weeks but i think i thumbnailed it all in may and the ideas been rollin around in my head since march #is anybody good at editing. please edit michael and columbo into an image together like its a screenshot. NOT generated. edited.#it would be so cool #ive drawn columbo a lot but i haven't drawn a lot of michaels. i was learning things about his outfit AS I WAS DOING THE DAMN #COLORS ON THIS. all the lines done. it was too late to change anything. i did all the lines and colored page by page #i realized my mistakes on like page 3. 1 and 2 were already done. it was Too Late.#imagine it though. them working a case together. switching between the more serious tone of columbo vs the goofier #action antics of michael and kitt. columbo being so impressed by Modern Technology. there's more i could say but phoenix may write #more of this crossover and i don't want to spoil it :'3 #there's opportunity here though i swear. there's gold to be dug.#i like how kitt gets shading but columbo's junker peugeot doesn't. kitt looked wrong without any. columbo's car is matte and dirty #i also applied effects to this to make it look a little film-grainy and VHS like. some CRT TV vibes #the only question left is. did they put knight rider into columbo; or columbo into knight rider 🤔

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aroaceleovaldez · 1 year ago

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Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.

Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.

Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.

Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.

#pjo #percy jackson #nico di angelo #Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?''#and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus #but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3''#and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to''#only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it #and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book #Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out''#Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.''#''this has been so bad for my health''#Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested.#Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him''#Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him.#and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE #though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it.#he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure''#nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards.#which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for

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uncanny-tranny · 3 months ago

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I know for a fact I've talked about the golden records, but I don't care because here is a sample of some of my favourite greetings on those discs

There is something so vulnerable, precious, and human about sending up pieces of our hearts into space. Even when we know that there may not be anybody out there to hear us, we are still whispering to whomever might listen how much we love them, how much we want to connect. No matter how small the chance is, we're taking it to say that love is real, that we are real.

How is that not something to be in awe over?

#positivity #golden record #though it's been forty-seven years since launch both voyagers have just barely left our solar system #they are between 12-15 BILLION miles away from us #that's 20-24 BILLION kilometers away #i cant go to the club i need to cry uncontrollably about this #love is real #this is why i can never seriously consider apathy to be a poignant commentary about human nature #we never HAD to include this stuff - evidence of our love to completely inconceivable peoples #in fact if we learned anything from scifi maybe it would have been better for us not to say anything at all - to lead other life RIGHT TO US #but we couldn't shut up for five minutes to not say how much we love them and our planet and how enthusiastic we were that we MIGHT be found #we couldn't stop our hand from putting in *so much* effort for the 0.000000001% chance there's Something out there...#...for the chance that that 'something' will even be ABLE to retrieve AND understand our message of love #we absolutely need more golden records <3 #to love something without even knowing anything about it .... there's nothing like that in the world #because i love whatever's out there. i think about them so often. i'll unironically pray for their health and safety #do they eat enough? do they look at the stars with wonder too? what's it like to breathe their air? do they know they're loved?

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moeblob · 10 months ago

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Sorry I forgot Hanneman suggested Byleth undress after they show up with a different hair color. And I miss Hanneman. And also while swapping between Houses and Hopes and seeing Hanneman pop up to help in a Hopes paralogue is just devastating since he doesn't ever actually join you at all and I am denied my old man rights.

So I had to draw this. Thank you for understanding.

#fe three houses #byleth #hanneman von essar #i like that Byleth just kinda stares at him and he realizes WHAT HE SAID and the implications and is like #step back uh forget that I said that #like man so zoned in on research he blurts that out and has to backtrack mentally to AH socially bad to say that my bad #if i need to tag this as anything lemme know even though it is a conversation in game basically (minus the marriage)#also if you have never married hanneman i genuinely enjoyed his s support and was VERY surprised and hes just #honestly one of my favorites overall in 3h ?? and im still bummed i cant play as him in thropes like thats just mean #also i think if byleth was like oh well if its awkward to see someone undress randomly #then marriage would solve the awkwardness this is truly the best deduction #which is really funny that i can see it happening with both leths despite my hc of them #with fyleth as bi and myleth as ace i think both would just be like AH cool we can avoid awkwardness by marriage #and hanneman just wants to go lie down in a ditch because he said something like that #and and byleth doesnt even know about religion while working at church school they dont know about school regulations #that wasnt really on their mind to check ok just saying you could tell byleth no to something #and then they just go oh school policies i understand unfortunately #and the person is like no we just meant its frowned upon to do archery practice in the tea garden its not technically illegal just dont??

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holdmymetaphor · 3 months ago

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in like the second to last episode when taub was like why dont u respect wilsons wishes to die

house yells at him about how hard it has been to choose to live

and then we cut to other doctors and nurses and patients who hear him yelling this taboo thing, looking at him like hes weird and wrong and making a ruckus

ugh. houses reaction to it hurts me. its just such a clear reminder of how alone he feels/is.

#house md #gregory house #its just like. he doesnt understand that sometimes social nicities have a real function when it comes to building trust and relationships #but its a double edged sword bc he is right in that those nicities and the baggage along with them box out a lot od actual meaning #we see this theme many times of house valuing the patients life above all else #the question to him isnt the ends jsutifying the means #even though that is the problem we are tackling #its that if the ends dont justify the means then how can the ends mean anything #he tries to justify suffering jn this way #its why the question is most of the time not framed as dont you understand you are making people suffer #house is like yeah i suffer greatly all the time in every direction for no reason and i cant do anything about it #maybe suffering is inevitable but maybe it can mean something #the dr code Do No Harm is flawed because it is impossible to inflict nothing

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puppppppppy · 3 months ago

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AND I MET THE CHANGE GOD TOO. OKAY. COOL OKAY

#I WASNT EVEN MEANING TO SO I ACCIDENTALLY SKIPPED THE DIALOGUE BEFORE I KNEW WHAT WAS HAPPENING FUCK #ill go and find it later if only to give myself peace of mind. BUT WOW. WHAT THE FUCK #my original plan was to 1) work my way to the king and talk to him 2) doom myself and take everyone down with me 3) loop back to floor 3 #so i can visit the observatory and scrounge for any lore. although since i got killed that run siffrin asked the king to kill him first #which was intereresting. but i decided to have all doors unlocked that time around so i can just get the starcrest and go #but for some reason it wasnt working so i went to get the keyknife since i was already there and completely forgot i already had it #from the previous loop and THATS what triggered it. IT WAS FUNNY BUT ALSO SCARY BUT ALSO I THINK I GET WHAT THEY MEAN #about siffrin going back without actually changing. going along with a script even if his feelings on things change #the same way he has his own small rituals like the carving thing and does it for constancy. reassurance or safety even #and the times when he breaks script and ends horribly like the sadness attacking thing and bonnie yelling at him cause him to loop #to avoid it. although i cant really say anything bc id probably do the same thing. maybe not for the same reasons since im cruel #and make him do the worst to see what will happen since i put curiosity over rejection sensitivity as an observer and player but well.#i feel wrongfooted bringing it up since i dont have it myself but i have to wonder if this kind of leans into ocd tendencies.. i remember #reading something about how ocd is fuelled by fear. and things like counting and rituals are kind of used to cope with that?#if anyone knows anything more or talked abt it already id be really interested in hearing it bc im almost sure im not #the first to come to this conclusion. but i simply dont know enough nor have the confidence to broach the topic rn esp with how often #misconceptions around ocd get casually passed around so its hard for me to know what is and isnt a baseless assumption #puppy plays isat #in stars and time #isat #playthru #isat spoilers #in stars and time spoilers #isat act 3 spoilers #change god #WHAT WAS THAT WITH WEARING LOOPS FACE THOUGH WHAT THE FUCKKK

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xxplastic-cubexx · 4 months ago

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sequel to this ramble cause the way james talks bout the reduced cherik scenes throughout the xmen films in this video is making me want to kill people. 'we'll always have paris darling' what if we all blew up.

#xmen #xmen first class #xmen dofp #xmen apocalypse #xmen dark phoenix #cherik #snap chats #im gonna be sick ive rewatched this like five times #IM STILL PISSED AWF AND THEN HEARING HIS COMMENTARY ABOUT IT OUUUUGGHHHH #OOOH WHAT IF I THREW ROCKS #LIKE WHAT THE HELL WAS CUT. aside from that gorgeous 'where are you doing' scene in first class ofc BUT WHAT ELSE #im forced to believe there was a make-up and/or hate sex scene in dofp because wdym they were worried about censorship #LIKE WHAT. WHAT DID THEY CUT. CAUSE CENSORSHIP OVERSEAS IS ONLY FOR EXPLICITLY QUEER THINGS INNIT #maybe paris can be our always i hate it here NO I LOVE HOW THE PARIS BIT IS EVEN /THEIR/ COPE #LIKE PLEAAAAASSE im throwing up. maybe if i draw cherik ill feel better #on the real its genuinely so sad. like even outside of shipping this is still art being reduced #and what we have is still good but the thought that it coudlve been BETTER ...#again their connection is already good from what we have in the final but just ... the lost emphasis of it all if that makes sense #ESPECIALLY outside of first class and dofp- like their relationship really is so sparse in DP and apocalypse its so sad #i think what makes it esp sad is how upset james is about the cut material like its so nice that hes so invested in their relationship too #and its just gotta be so. Excuse Me What when youre told 'hey so your characters cant having a deeper relationship or we're fucked'#'even though the relationship between these two is one of the most fascinating aspects of this generation of xmen films'#is it so hard to want to see like .. even just an intimate 'friendship'. like would it be so bad to see them be so heartfelt #or even just bein a bit silly. or hell ill take them fighting again ANYTHING I BEG YOU the humanity between them is so important #LIKE PLEASE im gonna cope and seethe forever i fear #and when he said 'i thought 'its probably the last time we get to do this to each other'' :((((((((((((((((((((( shoot me #at least we'll always have paris ....

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god-syndicate-if · 4 months ago

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How would Dame feels about a MC that feels bad for hephaestus and thinks that he deserves better?

Ares: "Like... The guy was abused and forgotten by his family. Nobody loved him and he helped us all through so much. We should say sorr-"

Dame: "Get out of my bed, I need to rethink my life choices."

#But really i just cant say much about the other gods but I do looooove these questions even if I can't answer them in seriousness #But for most major gods the topic of their histories will be discussed in some fashion so dont worry #so like hades persephone hera hephaestus #even Hestia whos honestly my favorite character in this IF even out of the ROs #Though i wont say anything rn #thanks for the ask!#god syndicate

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disneynerdpumpkin · 11 months ago

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Toulouse, Berlioz, and Marie just being the cutest Disney siblings ever

🎹🎨🌷

#disneynerdpumpkin #disney #the aristocats #aristocats #classic disney #marie aristocats #marie #berlioz #toulouse #this is also my 100th post! thank you so much to all of my followers who got me here #this is a small blog that i just do for fun and i didn't expect to have a lot of followers or anything much less any mutuals #but i'm glad that ppl like my posts and my blog even though there's really nothing that special about it #just fangirling over things and posting bible verses and christian content #so having my followers and mutuals keeps me going to keep posting more for everyone!#disney siblings #tysm to all of my followers #i love the aristocats #i love marie berlioz and toulouse sm they're so cute #i cant even

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arg0t · 12 days ago

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People say they won't eat motile creatures but still eat sperm! smh

i eat sperm because i'm not a vegetarian! im uncomplicatedly a carnist i think those little guys are wailing and crying the whole time. blood also. the blood also screams. those little cells waving their tiny antigens trying to live. nope! down my sloppy gullet 😋

#cpericardium #i feel like i should change my dietary habits for morals #and ive taken steps to do so #i liked ozy brennans 'ameliatarian' diet #<- where you only eat women named amy ofc #actually its about avoiding eggs chicken and farmed fish #im not a perfect ameliatarian though bc chicken is wildly accessible to me and im apt to not eat anything if i get too persnickety #so i cant let myself get too strict w rules of any kind for food #sperm is fine though bc they count as the person im sucking off #and im pro consensual cannibalism

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skunkes · 30 days ago

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You get flustered at any man when you’re in public? Like at the grocery store?

not Any man i still have my own tastes but yea if i look at one for too long, like when i was going to the park and a man would jog past me and id have to avert my eyes lest i start Thinking... less about That Man specifically and more about men in general if this makes sense...

#skunk mail #anonymous #fictional man example but whenever i see the isolated scene of silco with his arms outspread as he sinks into the water #im like oh my goddd men man torso man arms i want to hold *a* man...even if not specifically him #ykwim...its the same when im out and about...man jogging...god i like looking at men #god id do anything to get my hands on one of my own in a more private setting....LMAO #and then of course theres older men being a sort of more distinguished symbol of manhood #and that ties in together with gender too like its not enough to be with and touch a man i want to do it as a man #even though id be the Othered one. idk.#the desire to worship and grip and trace and press and carve and sink and meld goes craaazyyyy #im almost 27 and im still locked in a tower with 0 romantic experiences so this isnt too out there i think #it happens with art too im transfixed by images of men i think of men #caravaggio's incredility of st thomas i want to dig my finger right in #follow the shape and study and simply watch in awe of beautiful art and lament that i cant be the same so ill devote myself to #this wonderful form instead...etc

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witch--tips · 1 year ago

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you NEVER need to wait “until you have the money” to start practicing witchcraft. you do not need ANY money for witchcraft. you can have all the money in the world and practice witchcraft every single day without spending a single cent on it. everything you need you already have, inside of you and around you as well.

#i mean this literally. incredibly literally.#you can do advanced forms of magic without ANY MONEY. even if you live in a city and cant forage or anything.#you have YOURSELF. and you are a powerful being.#energy work! look at that! you need nothing for it!#you can INCLUDE ANYTHING in your craft #you dont even need to though #witch tips #witchblr #beginner witch #baby witch #closeted witch #closet witch #this is from a secular witchcraft perspective btw ik there are religious practices that require specific tools etc. but i know nothing abou #those because i am a pantheist pagan lmao #but i mean. i know a little bit about deity work so im also gonna say you don’t necessarily NEED anything to work with them either!#unless its a specific tradition youre following #but offerings can be actions instead of physical goods. you can do divination using like.. the clouds.#AND TECH MAGIC! if you can see this right now then you have every form of tech magic available to you right now.#txt

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clione16 · 2 months ago

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idk maybe it just me but it irks me when people say that curly deserves his disability as "payment" for being an enabler

#i dont really care if people hate curly #though i like him as a character and i do want to hit him in the head for enabling slippin jimmy #and not doing fucking anything when anya told him about her pregnancy #but there is something wrong by saying someone deserve their disability as karma #idk it pissed me off in certain level that i cant really explain since im tired rn #mouthwashing #mouthwashing spoilers #anya mouthwashing #curly mouthwashing

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barbieaiden · 5 months ago

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second? deadliest pirate sibling duo on the continent?

#this is jsut a lazy little render i did in the middle of the night the lighting doesnt make any sense and its very lazily edited #but i wanted to post anyway #holland running away from home at literally like 17 and noelia's like 13 #then he comes visits at least once a year and every time she's like holland!!!!!! im so fit to be a pirate pls bring me with you!!!!#holland's obviously like youre 15 go study #eventually it turns into noelia like literally grabbing him by the shoulders shaking him like #HOLLAND OUR PARENTS ARE TRYING TO GET ME TO MARRY!!!!!!!!!! TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!#its not even that holland doesnt think shed be an asset but he does not want to be responsible for her getting hurt or killed #so hes just like sorry i cant do anything about that invite me to the wedding though. byyyyyyye #eventually he lets her onto his crew but only because of. certain circumstances lmao

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