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Fic Prompts: Meddling Mar
A warning this chapter for a mention of Dark Warrior Program related violence (because Praxis is just. The worst.) It will be in italics for those who wish to skip it.
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The king studied him for an uncomfortable moment, then his lips twisted at the corner into a smirk.
"You let me fix that haircut you gave yourself, and I'll call it even."
Jak did not appreciate Daxter's howl of laughter. Or Mar agreeing on his behalf.
Nonetheless, he had nothing to trade, and so he grudgingly agreed to let this bizarre ruler fix his hair the following day. Thankfully, Damas didn’t comment on how absolutely abysmal Jak’s handiwork really was. Instead, he just asked questions about preferred length, and what he wanted his hairline to look like.
"What do you mean hairline? I mean, doesn't it just kind of look like that normally?" Jak asked, a little bewildered.
Damas muttered something under his breath, but his expression was kind when Jak turned around.
"You have options, you know. Look at your brother’s hair. We could do it like that, or you could do a fade-"
"A what?"
"...alright, we're starting at square one, then." Damas stood up. "It's a tapered cut, essentially shaved on the sides and "fading" into the rest of the hair. Give me a minute, I think we're going to need the comb my wife uses."
"You're married?!" Mar demanded with an incredulous expression.
"Yes?" Damas raised an eyebrow. "Am I not allowed to be?"
"Well where is she, then?"
The king pointed to the window in the ward, towards the ocean.
"Fishing. She spends two days a week at sea overnight, barring storms."
"Oh. Like Ollie."
Damas didn't know who Ollie was supposed to be, but the name obviously meant something to the older boys. (Older boys: plural. That was going to take some getting used to, trying to remember that the orange mustelid looking thing was evidently a teenage boy with a very unusual condition.)
"What's she like?" Daxter asked, tiptoeing as if he could see her through the window, "Is she hot?"
He quailed under a stern look from Damas.
"She is to be respected. And while I will settle for a verbal warning for a first time, -- considering you have likely not been subjected to particularly reputable influences in Haven -- she is within her rights not to."
Daxter flattened himself against the bed, ears pinned back against his skull. He mimed zipping his lips closed and covered his mouth with both hands. Jak rolled his eyes at his friend.
"Disreputable influences, huh," he snorted. "That would be "loudmouth KG on every street corner and hour shift" in our case."
"And Torn," Mar chipped in.
There was something unusually bitter about the way Jak answered, "Sure. Torn too."
After an awkward few seconds, Jak added, "You can do the fading thing I guess. I don't care either way."
"You should," Damas grumbled, "Didn't anyone ever teach you how to take care of yourself?"
"Nnnnope."
The boy didn’t sound nearly as concerned about that as he should have.
"Ye gods and little fishes," Damas muttered under his breath.
He needed to come up with some kind of guardian, and soon. If he let these three attempt to survive on their own, his wife would skin him alive.
"Alright then. Fade it is. You make sure that razor is sharpened -- run it on the leather strop. Yes, like that -- I'm getting the comb."
It was a calculated move on his part, leaving Jak with a sharp object. It was a gesture of trust -- or more of a leap of faith. Giving Jak the sense that no one objected to him being able to protect himself, while also showing him vulnerability. If the kid was inclined, he could very well try to slit Damas’s throat. Of course, he hoped Jak wouldn't do that. It wouldn't end well for anyone involved. But maybe he'd find the gesture comforting.
Damas dug around upstairs through his wife's cluttered washroom. As sparse as it was, he was amazed by how much junk Phobos managed to drag in. It was always "I'm gonna make something out of that", but then she hopped from project to project as time allowed, leaving half finished blades and combs and cups all over every available surface -- and even some unavailable surfaces.
By the time he'd actually found the comb, Damas had accidentally knocked over a box of shells in the process of being ground up into paint, dislodged a sketch hanging over the mirror, and gotten pigment dust all over the right side of his head when he'd stood up too quickly and knocked his head on a shelf.
His attempts to hide the evidence were mostly successful, but not enough to keep the little Not-Mar from noticing a streak of gold on his cheekbone and hair. He let out a delighted shriek of laughter and pointed, so of course Jak and Daxter turned and stared too.
Ah, the judgement of teenagers. Just what everyone needs.
"Phobos booby-traps her bathroom, I swear," Damas sighed. "At least there were no snapping turtles in the sink this time."
"This time?!" Daxter echoed, alarmed. He fell back onto Mar's pillow. "Eesh. Jak used to do that too, til we got the dog."
Mar stiffened in something akin to panic. "Chopper! Where's Chopper? Did they take her too?"
"Calm down, squirt." Daxter patted Mar's knee. "I left her with Tess. She's gonna be fat and spoiled when we get her back, but Tess won't let anyone hurt her."
Mar relaxed. "Oh. I remember her, she's good."
Daxter grinned. "See? I know what I'm talkin' about." He elbowed their little brother. "Hey hey, maybe Spike King should put some of that glitter on Jak, since he's already having a spa day, huh?"
"Shut up, Dax," Jak huffed.
Jak would never have expected a haircut to be soothing -- embarrassingly.
Nobody was yanking through his tangles, complaining loudly about how "unmanageable" it was. No one was sloshing burning plant extracts into his hair, untwisting his coils into stiff, "good" hair. And somehow, Jak wasn't afraid.
The Baron’s prison had never bothered to cut their victims' hair; they hosed prisoners off to avoid vermin and wash away blood and that was the extent of it. But the Baron still had a habit of yanking prisoners around by the head on his few "inspections".
Especially Jak.
The worst had been a moment when they'd thrown him into the blood-soaked "training course", with the few other surviving members of the experiment. When Jak had refused to salute the Baron. A day when he'd been brave enough to spit in Praxis's face. Enraged, the Baron had hauled him bodily from the ground, hard enough to rip a couple of hairs from his head. He'd flung Jak headlong into the half-cover brick wall for his insolence. It had knocked out one of his canines on impact.
He still hadn't saluted.
Jak was glad they'd never figured out that his first dark transformation had completely regrown his missing tooth. He had absolutely no doubt that the experiments would've taken horrifying new turns if they'd learned about the regeneration. Jak's muscles twitched in a suppressed shudder.
Less than a second later, Damas quickly withdrew his hand.
"What is it?" he asked, "Did I hurt you?"
How had he known that had been a reaction? Even Daxter had trouble telling what was a fear reaction and what was just a spasm.
"Muscle spasm," Jak lied, "Sorry. It happens sometimes."
"....uh-huh."
Damas didn’t sound like he was completely convinced, but he didn't say anything more about it. He rinsed his comb in a bowl of water and continued easing through Jak's hair, gathering it up with a clip on the top of his head. Once or twice he sat back and made thoughtful humming sounds.
"Well, young man, now we find out how well you sharpened that razor." Damas held a hand out, just waiting.
Jak held his breath.
And handed him the blade.
"Well done. I'll be quick," Damas murmured. He trimmed and shaved in careful motions, pausing whenever the castaway tensed up. "This won't take as long as your brother’s hair did-"
Then he whispered, "-and clearly I won't have to bribe you to sit still like I had to with him."
After pausing to imagine the strange king trying to comb a squirming, thrashing Mar's hair, Jak scoffed and grinned.
"Yeah, that sounds about right."
They descended into silence, and Mar lost interest after a minute or two. He slid off his bed and began boldly rifling through Damas’s bag before the man reached back and caught his wrist.
"Excuse you!" Damas scolded, "What do you think you're doing?"
Mar shrugged. "Looking for the peg game."
"So ask, barbarian!" Damas gently pushed Mar away. "Pick a pocket like that in the city and you'll bring more trouble down on your head than it's worth. No more of that, understand?"
The little boy scowled. "Your hands were busy! Asking makes people mad at you for bothering them, anyway. What are you scolding me for?"
Wolves. They were raised by wolves. For a moment, Damas felt like he was dealing with one of Mar’s tantrums.
He stared at the little boy incredulously and leaned forward.
"Ask. First. We aren't mind readers. And this isn’t Haven."
Mar's frown deepened. "Fine. Can I have the peg game?"
"I didn't bring it today," Damas answered, "But you may get the green canvas bag out and play Pathway if you like."
"That one's hard!" Mar complained with a frustrated grunt. Nonetheless, he pulled out the bag and undid the drawstring to unfold it into a game board.
Jak raised his brows and studied the nondescript grid on the mat. "How does this work?"
Daxter shuffled a stack of battered cardboard squares with lines on them and separated them from several tiny figures.
"You start at a corner and put down tiles to make a road. Can't cross another line or go off the board or you're out."
"You have to trap other travelers in loops or send them off the mat," Mar added.
He pouted.
"Daxter always wins."
This, Jak was shortly to discover, was not an exaggeration. At their warden/potential new boss person's encouragement, Jak picked up a token and joined the game, only to find himself cornered within three turns. Daxter wasn't even that good at the game; Jak and Mar were simply too impulsive to consider strategy on something that wasn't life or death. (And even when things were life or death, they were still reckless.) Now and then Damas made an observation or suggestion, but for the most part he focused on Jak’s hair.
After getting his token run off the board for the seventh time, Jak was getting frustrated. Still, he was too stubborn to admit defeat -- especially in front of someone he was probably going to end up working for. (It was the only way he could think of to pay off whatever their medical care had cost, anyway.)
He was about to demand another rematch when he heard the razor drop into the bowl with a soft splash.
Damas thumped him on the shoulder in a kind of rough, playful gesture and stood to shake hair clippings onto the floor. There was more of it than Jak had expected.
"You're done. Look in this and tell me what you think."
He handed Jak a small, scratched mirror, no bigger than his fist.
Jak stared into the glass and a stranger stared back at him.
The face in the mirror looked softer, rounder. More like Mar than he'd ever believed possible. He was still pale, but it almost looked like the dark circles under his eyes were fading away.
With one finger, Jak traced the sharp, neat, line delineating his forehead from his hair. It would take some getting used to. But he liked how the sides of his head looked.
"Oh," he said softly.
"Oh?" Damas repeated, "Is that good or bad?"
"Good, I think." Jak ran his fingertips through gold coils -- the green was starkly obvious at his temples now -- and idly twisted a longer strand around one finger. "I look..."
I look like someone cares about stuff like my hair. Never had that before.
"It's new," he settled on.
"Better than before, at least," the king said. He shook the last stray hairs from his tunic.
Someone cleared their throat from behind them, and both Jak and Damas turned to find one of the monks a few feet away at the door. She looked faintly perturbed by something -- Jak wondered if seeing a king doing menial tasks was normal or not here -- but waited to be acknowledged. Immediately, Damas gathered up the comb and razor and left their alcove.
"Strip your bedding after the noon rest," he ordered, a little distractedly, "You'll be moving to Alma's building tonight, so your beds need to be ready for new patients."
Then he hurried to the corridor to speak with the monk.
"Ruth, yes? What is it?"
The woman glanced over his shoulder at the boys, and the lines around her mouth deepened. "Word from the medical records keepers, sire."
She fidgeted with the hem of her sleeve, clearly uncomfortable. "It's about the young exiles."
Damas ignored the foreboding whisper in the back of his mind and held his customary facade of stoic thoughtfulness. "Already? I was under the impression that the cheek swabs wouldn't yield results for another two weeks."
A muscle twitched in Ruth's ghostly white cheek. "Tam sent me to inform you that their gene samples are causing some trouble in the system. He requires four extra days to ensure that there has been no contamination of the samples during transfer. In the meantime, he had a question regarding the childrens' fingerprint records. There is an anomaly we are unable to account for, despite it being completely impossible."
"What kind of anomaly?"
Despite the heat of the afternoon, Damas felt a chill across the back of his neck when the monk answered him.
"The younger boy's fingerprints are fully identical to the elder one's, down to the last line. In all ways save the size, they are the prints of the same person."
#jak and daxter#meddling mar au#jak and daxter mar#jak and daxter au#dadmas#king damas#tw violence#the game is based on one i played at a work conference#i can't remember the real name of it#Phobos is going to come home and be like WHO MOVED MY STUFF#spoilers: Mar is IMMEDIATELY going to tattle on Damas to her#free day thursday#fic prompts#writing prompts
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He did eventually sign it
#sonic movie universe#stobotnik#doctor ivo robotnik#agent stone#initially i wanted the marriage one to happen with movie 3 ivo#but then i remember the government erased all evidence of him and therefore he legally doesn't exist and can't get married#which i guess means that they also had to discover they were married and erase that too?#or i guess maybe they didn't realize and the only evidence of ivo Robotnik left is a marriage certificate only stone knows about#anyway this concept is unhinged for a number of reasons and that makes it very funny to me#first stone just. signing whatever the hell the doctor wants without checking what it is#you just know he signed dome heinous shit. body modification was probably included somewhere#then robotnik trying to trick him into marriage! why??#well i assure there's not a romantic thought in his head while doing it#he just thinks stone is his and that it should be official#but he also knows what it looks like so he didn't want stone to find out#also the fact that he doesn't even know the guy he's trying to marry'#real name like... okay#the fact that stone is not bothered by it and he in fact redid the certification so it would be official#THE FACT THAT THIS IMPLIES EVERYTHING ELSE HE SIGNED IS NOT LEGALLY BINDING BECAUSE HIS NAME WAS WRONG#you get it i think it's funny
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Me: I can learn one name per character at best, though I'll resort to nicknames for everyone except the main cast
Asian Dramas: This it the main character, he has a name, a courtesy name, a title, and a name from his past life. This is the other main character, she has a name, a childhood nickname that only certain people can use, a title, an alias, a name from her past life, and then she got married...
#i can't even remember real human names in my own life#my brain has a very low name capacity for some reason#it's killing me#cdramas#kdramas#my problems
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thought too hard about the trio of first game sexy-antagonist-rivals-redeemed-by-betraying-and-defeating-the-true-unsexy-villain-but-at-what-cost. guys. and how they're treated by the fandom. and also by me


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#alt nishiki response is 'p-pretty....' which is real tbh#not saying that ryuji doesn't deserve heartfelt analysis but more that ppl just don't do it#and yet he rules and everyone likes him anyway bc he's got that charisma#anyway someone analyze ryuji for me. i can't bc i straight up don't remember yk2 enough 💀#rgg#ryu ga gotoku#nishikiyama akira#goda ryuji#mine yoshitaka#yeah im making a ten years joke today. it's probably dead by now but who cares. i am cringe#yakuza#like a dragon#you get it#also this is like. the only time ive tagged ryuji's name correctly. we can beat this sunk cost fallacy TOGETHER
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I'm still not over that it's canon that Akira enjoys crossdressing like it's a big win for us Akira stans 😭 that one scene in Persona 5 Tactica absolutely floored me like let this man crossdress in peace without people judging him please that's all he ever wanted 😭
REAL OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! the pretty boy is now a pretty girl!!
#i can't believe we got shuake yuri before gta 6#akechi on his knees in the first img is real asf like bitch me too i am KNEELING#i remember seeing this art for the first time on tt and someone commented “gl name?” underneath and i think i lost a lung 💀#lotus’s asks
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anyone else thinking about how us crows canonically reacted to that diorama in the aquarium? like. imagine being q!phil, desparately trying to convince himself that none of this is happening and his dreams are just dreams... while all of the crows surrounding you are going NUTS
vocalising, ruffling their feathers, flapping their wings - immediately and viscerally reacting to all of the trappings of endlantis and the king.
im just. can you even imagine trying to process that. imagine ur kid wakes up and can't see any of the shit that's driving you + ur entire murder to hysterics, even when they're all Clearly reacting to... something in the aquarium. imagine phil trying to say he's fine and that he just needs air while the crows are fucking RIOTING.
we knew + were shouting abt the king and endlantis LONG before q!phil was able to acknowledge it. and the dissonance of that is just,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, OGH!
#qsmp#q!phil#q!philza#there's more i want to say abt. q!phil's simultaneous knowledge and lack of certainty abt hardcore#but i don't actually know for sure what q!phil/cc!phil have said on the topic so far. wasn't hardcore one of the last things q!phil#remembered before the island? and then he dreamt he was back there WHILE 'dreaming' about the birdhouse?#imo if the birdhouse was just a dream and he's leaning HARD into denial for it he's gotta be trying his best to repress what he does/doesn'#know abt hc too. yes its only dreams yes it was the most vivid thing he's felt in his life yes he knows its lore and entities by name yes#none of its real bc they can't get to him bc if they CAN get to him there's absolutely nothing he can do to stop them. y'know?
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I know that L's real name is never used in the anime/manga and was only revealed in the htr13, but can anyone remind me if they ever mention it in any adaptation besides the jdrama?
#death note#this is specifically about whether or not they mention it in the jmovies because I can't really remember rn#and can't be bothered to watch the entirety of the movies to confirm lol#is his real name in L Change the World? the movie or the novel? or even in the audio drama?#I just need to confirm before I start getting emotional at how the jdrama uses it lol#I'm certain it's not in the musical
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I saw in the notes of one of @/fox-trot's posts that you found the font they use for Jango's handwriting in the bounty hunter book - would you be willing to share? I'm so curious!
Yeah! Jango's handwriting is the DK Sheepman font :) You should be able to find it on a bunch of free sites like DaFont if you want to use it in manips or dividers or something.
Tip for anyone out there trying to find a font - there are sites where you can upload a picture of what you're trying to ID, and it will come up with a list of fonts that look like the sample text!
#jango fett#i can't remember the name of the font id site i used cause that was a real while ago but it was a lifesaver for sure
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to finish this absolute madness I'm dealing with trying to put these together I give you the ones I forgot to add bc I lost them or didn't feel like worked right yet I still like, plus ones that I just had no place for at all. (aka solo topaz stuff)
bonusss, I wrote this very early on into playing hsr and realised this would be really neat to make in the maker. it's not much of a meme but a funny idea on stuff Kafka could have done.
prevus poast:
#I'm finally freeeee i can do some important tasks#noooowww wanna mention guinaifen is british coded.#her real name and backstory have knights of the round table references from english legend#there's a bit more to it but i can't say in a few tags but i saw a post about it here once that made me realise#also i changed the age from the og post to 20 bc i think is around my age#(in terms of how long life species are bc i swear ive seen dialogue about her mother that clearly implied she was one)#(so therefore sushang too but i cannot remember what it was or when.)#honkai star rail memes#hsr march 7th#hsr trailblazer#hsr caelus#hsr topaz#hsr himeko#hsr kafhime#the og version i made was a kafhime one so I did my best to recreate the implication#hsr dr ratio#hsr aventurine#hsr bronya rand#hsr silver wolf#hsr qingque#hsr stelle#hsr fu xuan#hsr fuqing#hsr hook#hsr boothill#hsr sparkle#hsr black swan#hsr dan heng#hsr kafka#hsr serval landau
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i think he had breakfast there every other day
#hollywood u#chris winters#oc: claire swanson#hsslilly art#claire charged him 9% extra in every meal and he didn't notice (he doesn't know numbers remember this)#also asked very nicely for tips. by very nicely i mean “chris where's my 30%” (he doesn't know numbers)#anyway this can be set in either 2011 or 2012. okay who am i kidding it's set in mid 2012 which is when claire moves to los angeles#not that it matters to chris because he doesn't know numbers#sorry i'm trying really hard to make this a thing because it's going to be realllyyy funny in 2 months#claire x chris#<- we need a real tag man. i can't be using claire x chris. clairechris. i need a ship name. they had a tumblr fandom!#also breakfast with lou is a claire chris song i've posted it before but i am Reiterating. not 100% accurate but the Vibes
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I never thought I'd meet someone who actually knows me. He told me so much, I can finally remember everything.
Maybe I'm not so terrible, but he's telling me I'm better off not talking to so many people. I'm not so sure, but he's very compelling... the coffee was nice though.
Maybe I should listen to him! He seems to actually look out for me!
#I know my name! I remember some of my childhood!#it feels a little wrong but he has so much proof#he can't be lying!#I was so silly not to trust him#I'm going with him soon. he says he has a place down near the coast; the real coast where you can bathe at the beach#my new life begins soon I guess!#|||#ooc// baby.... baby no#cod rp blog#rp blog#call of duty#cod#cod bocw rp blog#bocw roleplay
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One of these days I will watch all of Transformers G1 in a confused haze.
#I'm almost positive I've seen most of it#I don't think I actually watched the episode where Seaspray falls in love with a mermaid#and he turns into a merman but he still has his gimmicky bubbly robot voice the whole time#but I feel like I know the important parts#oh and there's the episode where Red Alert is infected with a paranoia virus and the fanfiction decided that was his entire personality#and the one person he decided to trust was Starscream and anyone who knows anything about#Transformers#knows this was a bad move#and then there's the episode where they make a remote controlled Optimus Prime and have it blow up a remote controlled Starscream to#make sure the Autobots trust him and then I think they have the fake Optimus race the real Optimus to figure out which is which#And then there's the episode where Starscream and Megatron sneak into the Autobot base with their invisibility spray to turn the Autobots#evil and I think that's the episode where Optimus gives Bumblebee a hug that was nice#and there's my personal favorite which has everyone travel to the middle ages and Starscream takes over a castle and it turns out dragons#are a thing#Oh and then there's the one where Optimus gets blown to pieces and his parts are used as turrets and stuff and the Autobots have to fight#through it all to gather it up and rebuild him and I think they fought an alligator but I might be making that up#There's also the one where the Decepticons convince the humans that the Autobots have been the true evil all along and that they should#be shot into space and the Autobots go along with it because they respect human laws#And there's the one where... I can't actually remember the name#anyway he wanted to build something really cool and Optimus thought it could be used for evil and said no :(#but the Decepticons said they'd help him and then shockingly tried to use it for evil
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rehoming beloved OCs from abandoned projects into more well-kept projects and realising it gives them way more flavour than their original incarnation anyway <3
#this old project is so dead that i can't even remember if this bitch had a name#which is fine bc she deserves a new one anyway#i do think i have one old piece of art of her somewhere#probably a bunch of characters like this where i drew them once and thought about them forever but had no real use for them#but man i can put them all in the same universe and play with them like dolls. im allowed to do this.#it's my world and they're just living in it <3#the system speaks#my ocs
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i know there's recommended books out there for learning irish as an adult and I'm sure they're brilliant but i need to go back to bun go barr. taispeáin dom an madra sa bhalún aer te le do thoil.
#i can't remember the dogs name it was like ruairí or something#i remember when he flew away in the hot air balloon and i thought he was gone for real#first officer's log#this is so niche i swear i had a different book for irish in every school i went to#edit: i looked it up and his name was gordó???#am i mixing him up le madra eile...#cé mhéad madraí atà ann?
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need to do a reunion w all the people on here who were beatles fans on deviantart in 2012. I wouldn't remember a single one of you but we were in those trenches TOGETHER
#the only girl I remember vividly is nowhereannie and then this other girl obsessed w the blues brothers#whose name I can't remember and I'm gonna be real is Probably not a girl anymore#but if either one of you is out there 🫡
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So there is a Tongrak mention in ep 3 of Wedding Plan. Marine has been translating novels for the famous author Tongrak. They're saying Tongrak is a woman tho. But I'm certain we're talking about our famous Tongrak from Love Sea.
#did tongrak use his real name in his novels?#i can't remember#but that is TOO much of a coincidence#ep 3#wedding plan rewatch#wedding plan#love sea
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