Someone who fancies themselves to be an artist and a writer of angsty fanfic.Nobody ever said it had to be good.
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something I think we all know about fanfic, but donāt talk about because it would hurt writers feelings is that some fics are like fast food. I mean this as a compliment. I donāt always want to sit down for a six course meal that will be a flavor experience. Sometimes I just wanna dip some fries in a frosty. Sometimes I want something homecooked and delicious and super niche, but super comforting. Sometimes I want to eat an entire dark chocolate cheesecake in one sitting even though I know Its gonna make me sick. Just. holy crap, yāall. Sometimes I donāt even want fast food, I just want to eat an entire bag of chips. and yeah, Iām ashamed of myself afterwards, but at the time it was exactly what I wanted. So, no, weāre never going to say to our fanfic writers that we consider their writing to be the equivalent of a midnight run to taco bell - and we shouldnāt, feelings would be hurt by that. But writers, please, please, please, remember this. You donāt need to create a six course meal if you donāt want to. You donāt have to make something complex and homemade if you donāt want to. You donāt even have to finish cooking it - because someone will be thrilled that you brought a bowl of cookie dough and a spoon, because they cannot even consider sitting down and having a proper meal right now. Itās okay writers, whatever you decided to make. Someone was happy to have it. You gave them what they needed. You made them happy. You did good.
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saying ao3 needs to censor certain content is like saying a museum can't have still life art that includes strawberries because you don't like them.
these are not real strawberries. you do not have to, and in fact cannot, eat them. no one with a strawberry allergy will be harmed by looking at them. no migrant workers were exploited in the picking of these strawberries. there were no questionable farming practices or negative environmental impacts from growing or transporting them.
because - and i cannot stress this enough - they are not real strawberries.
if you don't like strawberries, you don't have to look at the paintings. in fact, you can get a map of the museum that lists what works are in what rooms and just. not go in there. if you see one by mistake, you can look away. just keep walking. there's plenty of other stuff to see.
yes, real strawberries can cause real quantifiable harm to real people.
but again. these are not real strawberries.
you may have whatever feelings you like about strawberries, and so can i. you can draw and write about whatever fruit floats your boat, and so can i, even if that happens to be strawberries. and we can hang our art side by side in the same gallery, provided you understand that my strawberries are not about you (and your kumquats are, shocker, not about me) and that - and this is true - neither are real.
and when the fascists break down the doors and grab all the strawberry paintings and heap them in the street and set them on fire, please know that they are coming for your kumquats next.
so if you want a place where you can show off your beautiful kumquat art safely, you're gonna have to tolerate having some strawberries in the next room.
and that's okay. because the strawberries aren't real.
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āWhen the handle has snapped off the basket that held all your eggsā¦ā gone girl tier monologue
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Sauron: āI like your Silmarilsā
Morgoth: āThanks, I stole them from the presidentā
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"lying is wrong" what evangelical nonsense is this???
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movie called technically blonde where she goes to trade school instead
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Holy fucking shit of all the possibilities I did not see that one coming.
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the lovely woman who owned kabosu, the shiba known as doge, should get to take a point blank shot at elon musk with the doohickey that killed shinzo abe
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You're a deity who finds himself in a random world. Bored, you create life. After a bunch of stuff, you've joined the hero party as a tagalong with your true identity hidden. The party knows you as the dude who mumbles blasphemous yet somehow true gossip about past heroes in his sleep.
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Two things to prop up right now:
The ACLU - Theyāll do their best to make sure this dumpster fire doesnāt turn into a wildfire.
The Trevor Project - Theyāll be fielding a lot of calls, texts, and chats in the next few days and beyond.
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when i was a teenager it felt very revolutionary to be cruel to myself. like some kind of slow passive protest against how much everything hurt. i starved myself of sleep and food and tenderness because it felt right. it felt sharp and angry and radical and i wanted to be those things. adulthood is the realisation that the world is already working to cut into you well before you learn how to do it yourself. caring for yourself and others is the real protest
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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like āi saw her at the devils sacrament!!!ā girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament š
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i donāt know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.
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still reading frankenstein and i completely forgot that theres a part where victors wrapping up doing devious deeds on a sparsely inhabited island off the shore of england and he loads all his mad scientist shit into a rowboat and pushes off into the water and then fucking falls asleep with no navigational tools and when he wakes up hes like, adrift with no land in sight and hes likeĀ āFUCK my creation!!!!!ā even though the monster had absolutely nothing to do with getting him lost in the middle of the fucking english channel and he starts lamenting about how hes going to die and his family is never going to see him again and hes going to go to davey jones locker or whatever because hes been without potable water in a rowboat for like 4 hours and then he sees land and hes likeĀ āoh thank god im saved!!!ā and he gets to shore and is met with an angry mob who thinks he murdered someone and hes likeĀ ābut where is english hospitality?????ā and theyre likeĀ āthis is ireland you dumb slutā and as theyre marching him to the magistrate hes likeĀ āi was still thirsty but did not want to show my weaknessā¦ā¦ā like could you even imagine
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