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This AU is so fun LMAO

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Do you think people used to have ADHD Text Reply Anxiety back in the day. Do you think there was some girl in the 1870s going "Oh, a letter from Esther, how delightful! I must make time to write her a reply this evening!" And then later she was like "It has been 5 months since Esther wrote me, and I am yet to reply. I fear I have tarried far too long, and if she receives a letter from me now it will seem terribly rude and she will want nothing to do with me. And yet, it is ruder still to not write her at all! I fear I am the only one to blame for my current predicament, as I am most terribly forgetful. Ah, but what a fool I am! I shall pray this evening for guidance from the Lord"

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Age swap aus are normally just a fun diversion for me, not Mob Psycho 100. That one has hooks. I want a double length special. I want to see the emotionally withdrawn 30 year old mentoring the yappy middle schooler. I want it so much.

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Inwas thinking about AUs and I was like what if they channeled their powers thru guitars WOAHHHHHHHHH

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AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

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Colored version

Humming so her prince have a good night sleep without nightmares

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concept for a tv show: a cute simple love story between an assistant and a chauffeur or bodyguard or whatever else rich people have and in the background the rich people are having the wildest telenovela level drama that we only catch glimpses of

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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Several of my characters have someone could probably diagnosis them with something but I'm not qualified.

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Different Stories Resonate with Different People

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in practice I don't want to be married in theory I would quite like a guy who's consistently around to do stuff with

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a child came into the nature center and saw tadpoles for the first time and when i told him they're baby frogs he thought i was lying and i suddenly realized that if you're 3 and don't know that tadpoles become frogs it does sound pretty fake. this kid will not fall for made up shit online he is a born skeptic.

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Today kicked me in several of my teeth.

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My chicks wake up and get out of the bin jump on my bed and stare at me. Because they love me. And they're the worst.