I’m sorry there’s not art but I can’t draw Niko, it’s a whole thing, sorry. But I just finished OneShot…
WHAT THE HELL?!
Uh… so… I’m not gonna spoil anything here, so click read more for my thoughts, but overall… good game. But… WHAT THE HELL?!
NIKO IS FUCKING DEAD?! Standing THAT CLOSE to the sun HAS TO HAVE KILLED THEM, RIGHT????? WHAT THE FUCK! I DIDN’T SIGN UP FOR THIS! I THOUGHT NIKO WOULD JUST LIVE WITH LIKE… CALAMUS AND ALULA OR SOMETHING!!!!
I… and… the room… the empty room… with the… the sunlight pouring in… oh my god I’m gonna cry… WHAT THE HELL, WRITERS??? WHERE’D MY KID GO? ARE THEY FUCKING DEAD? …
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… they… said they’d be fine…. NIKOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE HELLLLLL! THEY NEVER EVEN GOT TO SAY GOODBYE TO THEIR MAMA WHAT THE HELL?!?!!
Listen, this is a good game based solely on the fact that it took me an hour to decide who do I want to save. Writers and character designers… uh… slayed? They really got me to care. It wasn’t an obvious decision.
SCREW THEM THOUGH. I HOPE THEY HAVE A MILLION FLOP ERAS. I HOPE THEIR KIDS GET SENT TO THE UNDERDEPTHS AND HAVE TO SAVE A CIVILIZATION OF PEOPLE ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT THEY EITHER RETURN HOME OR DIE. /j I FEEL DEAD NOW. I PICKED THE SAVIOR ENDING AND NOW NIKO’S DEAD! I THOUGHT THEY’D JUST GO DOWN THE TOWER BUT THAT ENDING SCENE VERY OBVIOUSLY SHOWED THEM STANDING IN FRONT OF THE SUN AS IT BURNED THEM ALIVE. Well… obviously it wouldn’t show them actually dying, BUT CONTEXT CLUES, MAN! IT’S SO CLEAR!
I get the ending is TECHNICALLY ambiguous… but be so real right now. Standing in front of the sun can’t be good for you.
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SHIT!
… why……… SCREW YOU WRITERS! SCREW YOU FOR MAKING SUCH LIKABLE CHARACTERS THEN MAKING ME PICK WHICH ONES TO KILL! STOP WITH THE TROLLEY PROBLEMS ALREADY I WILL SACRIFICE MYSELF IF I HAVE TO JUST LET THEM LIVE PLEEEAAASSSEEEEEEE…
… I…. FUCK.
Uh… I’m playing the Solstice ending on stream eventually… maybe on tuesday or something… so… uh… join me at www.twitch.tv/gameyface_46. I stream at around 5 o’clock Los Angeles time.
NIKOOOOOOO……………. noooo….. why’d you have to die….
10/10.
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✨Free to a good home!!! 🐱✨
Looking for someone who enjoys:
Late night soap opera level drama
Debate Club (12am - 2am)
Mysterious thumps in the night
Rattling doors to blur the line between nightmares and reality when you are half asleep
A beautiful singing voice designed to carry kilometres through the jungle
Fight Club (2am-4am)
Snack time (brought to you by the “”””cat proof”””” treat bin)
A sudden desire to throw hands
Priority given to those that are heavily caffeinated, have no love for the concept of sleep, or are afraid of the sun.
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Am I in your head
Half as often as you're on my mind?
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i’m actually gonna start snapping necks in this fuckass house one of my flatmates has had friends over all night and have been loudly talking outside my window + slamming the doors continuously i barely got any sleep and i told them to shut it twice in the past hr w no effect. i need to be up for work in an hour 🙃 AITA for causing acts of violence rn
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