#i can see it SO clearly

[avelera]

Calling it now that endgame for Stede and Ed is to fake their deaths and run away together to start a kitschy pirate-themed restaurant/inn where Stede enthusiastically greets their customers wearing an eyepatch and growling pirate cliches and Ed gets to menacingly jangle the keys and plan the menu behind the scenes, to be brought out only when a customer wants to offer a glowing review (and if they don’t clap and cheer for Stede’s specialist boy he WILL blow this entire building up).

[campbenji]

if Chaos Theory doesn't have a scene where all the kids are in the van in silence and someone starts singing Dave's Demos what's the point

[neilperryismine]

can’t believe we got the “I only got two things that work for me: this job and this stupid screwed up friendship and neither mattered enough for you to give one lousy speech!” in season 1😭

I just watched that episode and I really didn’t think it would be so obvious in season 1 but it is

[more-mara]

Just thinking about carcar lesbians with Oscar and her tiny waist and phat ass and Carlos with her massive knockers.

[wisteriagoesvroom]

ohhhh the rancid frat boy/sports rat/driving a loud nissan GTR AUs this just unlocked within me……. oscar…. why would you do this

[andyis-sandy]

hear me out. trobed buzzfeed unsolved. abed sceptic, troy believer.

[elexuscal]

so. June. Pride Month.

listen, i love pride month. obviously. but partly as a consequence of being Terminally Online, partly because my country's pride month is in July which means all the actual in-person events don't start for another 30 days, often my first association with it is All The Discourse Posts

which means every year i have to physically restrain myself from making in-universe Pride discourse for different fictional universes

[withahappyrefrain]

Not now kitten, mommy is having visions of Bob Floyd being demi sexual

[active-mind-15]

If Akashi sees something he likes do y'all ever wonder if his eyes dilate like a cat's

[2009phan]

no but seriously imagine it: dan proposes to phil at the devan wedding

[foxofanequinox]

5ever thinkin bout riz gukgak alone in a hidden room seeing his dad for the first time in 5 years, picturesque in his childhood. ugh.

[halfshellman]

I need byler to bring some samfro energy into season 5. facing unfathomable odds against forces of darkness hello? will maybe being influenced by henry or the mindflayer calling back to s2, and then mike staying by his side through it all. if we get a 'don't you know your sam?' moment? a 'I'm glad to be with you, Samwise Gamgee. here, at the end of all things' moment? I think I would die. please duffer brothers give it to me 🙏🙏

[levelzeo]

I'm going to go and declare right now that this girl is a new friend/club member in the making.

[ianthewife]

wistfully eating crab-flavored chips………. everything reminds me of him……… my prophet of the water, you would've loved this shit……………….

[thebuckandeddiething]

Eddie's mustache might be temporary but I've created a Buck tenderly shaves it for him as they look into each other's eyes scene in my head so I'll be alright 🥹

[bookishjules]

obsessed with the idea of clace’s kids humbling jace every moment they can in the future (that is if clace survives twp ofc)

first of all that parenthetical was entirely unnecessary and frankly rude T-T

second of all! they totally would omg like.. jace is just so cocky and you know his kids would be like 🙄 because he's their dad and he is a little ridiculous hehe like

-dad omg shut up your hair isn't even that great -yeah dad [insert new celeb shadowhunter] has better hair than you jace: *cries to clary*

-dad it's not even that cool that raziel himself raised you from the dead -yeah literally dad you need to chill. that's like ancient history by that point -not to mention mom and uncle simon literally stood in front of him without dying at all in the process. jace: clary.. clary i can't do this anymore. the lack of respect. they implied that i was less cool than simon, simon! *buries head in hands*

-ugh dad!! that weapon is so 2009!! get with the times

-ew dad stop staring at mom that way it's gross!

-yes dad we have heard this story of your teenage heroics a million times. but you're old now. don't you have any new stories??

jace, flopping down on his and clary's bed after putting the kids to bed: i think we need to disown them.