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brain when that videogame hyperfixation kicks in

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I am stuck in the unfortunate state of desperately wanting to consume content about Outer Wilds, but also having not finished Outer Wilds.

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i am having a realization i may be 'computers georg' - computer engineer, has 6 computers and wants another. do i have a problem

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Parahumans Series - Wildbow Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Taylor Hebert | Skitter | Weaver/Lisa Wilbourn | Tattletale, Victoria Dallon | Glory Girl | Antares/Dean Stansfield | Gallant Characters: Lisa Wilbourn | Tattletale, Taylor Hebert | Skitter | Weaver, Brian Laborn | Grue, Alec | Regent, Victoria Dallon | Glory Girl | Antares, Amy Dallon | Panacea | Red Queen, Carol Dallon | Brandish Additional Tags: Oneshot, Comedy, Social Media, Acephobia, Lisa Being Toxic, Amy Being a Loser, Taylor Has No Idea What’s Going On, Worm Early Canon, Danny Knows Taylor is Skitter Summary:

The whole thing starts when Victoria Dallon makes a coming out post, and Lisa just can’t resist a chance to one-up her. (or, in other words: Worm, but social media exists, and Lisa makes this everyone else’s problem.)

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Oh outstanding

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i saw a very important tiktok recently and knew i immediately needed it as a gif so here it is in case y’all want it as well

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btw i’ve never seen pacific rim but i had a dream last night that there was a new pacific rim movie and the kaiju and the big robots were fighting and there were all these gratuitous shots of them stepping directly on cybertrucks with the drivers still inside them and in an interview guillermo del toro said that those were his favorite shots in the entire movie

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yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature

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This seems like a good time to remind you of the most important marine biology video of all time

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Favourite things to say before doing something incredibly stupid:

Hey everybody watch this

I'm God's favourite

I'm always right and I'm never gonna die

(Person nearby) gets my crap if I beef it

I'm way too sexy to fuck this up

It's okay I've done this a hundred times

This is gonna to be on purpose

Hello you're watching Jackass

Check out this cool magic trick

If I die I want you to tell people it looked really cool

Wanna see a trick I learned in prison

It's okay, I saw this on TikTok

This is only illegal in Massetchuschessetts

My dad used to do this all the time before the divorce

If you're a cop you have to tell me or it's entrapment*

I'm doing this as a prank

Could a mentally ill person do THIS

Out of two thousand possible futures this is the only way we live

I have to. (Stupid thing I'm doing) killed my mom

The government doesn't want you to know this is even an option

I'm about to become so powerful you have no idea

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"childs is the thing!" "no macready is the thing" LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER THE CREDITS CLEARLY SAY JOHN CARPENTER'S THE THING

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This came into my head and I had no choice but to make it real

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You’d think after a certain point the Christian babies would develop an immunity to baseball bats

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They should add a chapter about helping a witch find her cat in the alps while they’re at it.

mobile disco elysium this shit HAS to be a joke

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kitty car 🐱