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sigzai + ranpoe double date. sigma is having a nice conversation w/ poe. dazai is sitting in the lobster tank while ranpo is taking pictures.
i just like imaging the chaos that comes w/ having ranpo and dazai in the same room tbh. those two are the kinda guys who would make competitions outta anything (to me) like. who can determine the most people's martial status based on what they buy at the supermarket type shit
PLSFJGHSKLKHSFJ IT WOULD BE SO BAD ranpo and dazai psychoanalysing everyone while poes like ahh yes thats the loml and staring lovingly at him . sigmas having a woe is me why am i the only normal person here moment while every child who walks past stares at his hair
#asks#seknots-izumimir#also i would like you to know that the mention of a lobster tank just catapulted me temporarily back into venom brainrot#sigzai venom au . perhaps .#i feel like i remember someone saying smth about that one time#i can imagine it perfectly actually#dazai would be an excellent annoying / endearing parasite living in someones body#and sigma absolutely has the anxious sad pathetic wet cat of a man vibe that eddie brock has except hes prettier#ok ill stop the marvel bullshit now im so so soryr
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help wanted 2 brainwashed me so here's some ooc self-indulgence:
hey mike, maybe if you played moon's games and took a nap, it wouldn't chase you around the building, just a thought
later:
#2023#moondrop#moondrop x self insert#moon x self insert#self insert#self ship#sunnydrop#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#i didn't draw the chase but enough people have drawn moon chasing them like y'all can imagine it i'm sure#anyway i think moon just needs someone whos chill with its preferred kind of games so it has a positive outlet for that… it needs enrichmen#and i'm perfectly fine being hunted like an infant forest boar being stalked by a lepard if its actually a silly robot#edit: i'm so happy so many people liked this ;o; i'm not used to this much attention wtf thank you
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rereading the nuca pink doujin and seeing yakumo tear himself apart re: his snake form vs his human form all this agony and self-doubt and silent suffering and fear of rejection like "if i looked less human would u hate me" , "if u saw me in my true form wouldn't that be horrible. terrifying. disgusting" , "if i admitted i want to swallow you whole would you think worse of me"
and i imagine him asking something like this to the crowd of clan members , who are , undeniably,, a group of Kinky Fuckers
they all smile with the serenity and carefully masked excitement of a horny olivine. masterful beautiful reassuring expressions (errr..... masked to different degrees depending on the clan member)
#yaku is in his head so much about that#he thinks his snake form would be gross right? right????#eiden might give me Wet Hole privileges when i look like this carefully crafted human avatar#but if i revert to my original body there's no way anyone would ever want to ..be with me... like that? right???#meanwhile eiden's just got that sly look on his face in the corner waiting for yakumo to make the proposal#i can't imagine any of the clan members being particularly freaked out about yaku in snake form.....#all the yokai are immediately eliminated from Grossed Out pool. like. that's them. they know how it be#then you got the ppl who have lived way too long to be shocked by a sweet little snakewife being more noodley than usual#rei and quincy fall into that category most likely. blade by association because . well. blade.#he's gonna make a Yakuchan Snake sculpture and it's gonna be extra cute so yakumo doesn't feel shy about his snake form anymore#(actually it's going to freak yaku out even more and he's gonna spiral thinking that he's uglier than he ever imagined)#(and he's gonna run away feeling more insecurity while blade is SUPER CONFUSED because he captured his cuteness perfectly??)#(eiden's gonna have to reconcile another misunderstanding. sorry eiden. artistic differences are rough)#and you have the general Kinky Fuckers like eiden oli and morv#morv won't care as long as you feed him LOL#and eiden and oli are just sideeyeing excitedly like. snake? snake??? can we. can we try that 👀#i imagine that the only people who might express hesitation at first are edmond and dante#eddie would probably cave though once he realises it is IN FACT still yakumo in there. and he can fully consent#(then we give way to Kinky Fucker Edmond. Welcome to the party eddie!)#hmm... dante... never really thought about him and snakekumo...#how would that even go DOWN? like what is even the siTUATION here? how did we get here??#dante catches sooley who has a tiny snakekumo in his mouth??? a tiny lil guy who was lurking in his palace for some reason???#hm. warrants more thought exploration. we'll come back to that another time.#nu carnival yakumo
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"Funny enough I—like, if street hockey, ministicks, I always wanted to be a goalie too! Like, for some reason I always wanted to go in net. You know, probably because of [my Dad] and then, um, you know, once you get dinged a couple times and the shots get too hard you realise—then it's not so much fun after all so... Yeah, it was great he'd always—" "You probably wanted to be goalie 'cuz you're fucking crazy, man! Those guys are bananas! I actually went as a goalie in morning skate one time when I was suspended in the coast, and it was the scariest thing ever, bro. It's nothing like blocking a shot because you're literally just standing there, and these guys are shooting right at you. It's unbelievable!" "Yeah! You gotta get in the way of the stuff to save it! That's crazy! I know, and like obviously gear is like great and they don't really feel—but there is, like, that psychological thing going on where, like, you know, you wanna move out of the way 'cuz it's gonna hurt! I get—I mean, it must not hurt that much, like, 'cuz Bob's crazy, man! Bob loves taking—Well, I wouldn't say loves taking it off the head, but he doesn't hate it, like he—" "Feels good?" "You know, every once in a while—they hit him in the head and you go up and say sorry he's like, 'No, no! It's all good! I love it, I love it!!' and like, kind-of shoos you away so."
The Buzz Pod | 8.7.24 (x)
so speaking of banking pucks off bobbys head and how much he loves it flashback to that day in october of 23 where bobby was doing that for practise and managed to rope in matthew to the shenanigans to the utter confusion of everyone involved (x)(x)(x)(x)
#ryan lomberg#sergei bobrovsky#matthew tkachuk#florida panthers#why can i perfectly imagine i love it i love it!! in bobbys voice#i love our resident maniac#goalies are a different breed#but especially bobby#theres still something so funny about asking the nicest guy on the team#to aim dingers off ya head absolutely knowing itd put them at odds with themselves#psychological warfare#i dont want to hurt him but also i love being a good teammate and helping my friends :(#absolutely diabolical for bobby to take advantage of matthews midwesternisms like that#every cat tries to be nice to their pretty princess but shes an actual lunatic#“we try to go up to say sorry but hes all like its all good i love it!” and other lore to add to the great big book of panthers#HE SHOOS THEM AWAY FROM THE CREASE AFTER THEY ALMOST CAUSE HIM A CONCUSSION OKAY????#LIKE OKAY OFF YOU GO IM FINE NOW GO BACK TO HITTING ME#bobbys a different breed truly#you know when they praise his work ethic i dont think they had this mind#i love lombo bringing this up during the goalies are fuckin crazy eh boys? segment#its so amusing to see how appalled he sounds when he says “they hit him in the head...” quote#like he just had to bring that up because hes still soooo about how egregious it is LIKE HE JUST SHOOS US AWAY???#phenomenal work here lads truly
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you know i'm so happy for carlitos, the way people criticized him at the end of last season/beginning of this one even saying he's not as good as he seemed and won't be winning consistently.. and he went and won rg and wimbledon back to back and proved them all wrong and most importantly he's happy
#that's my boy and i dare people to say he won't win more slams lol#and don't get me started on people saying his tennis isn't “substantial” enough he just “plays pretty shots” and shit#anyone wants to tell me those first 2 sets today weren't the most beautiful AND solid performances you've seen all year in men's tennis?#he played perfectly and sure he can work on some things still like how not to black out in 3rd sets but#i think people forget the fact he's 21 is not just amazing when you look at his successes but also an explanation for the things he can#still improve#he's only 21!!!! and already has 4 slams!!!! on 3 diff surfaces!! and had 2 at 20!!! and was the youngest world n°1!!!! he's already#incredible can you IMAGINE how good he can actually get once he works on his weaknesses??#he needs to work on his serve and his consistency/focus throughout a match etc but HE'S ALREADY AT AN INCREDIBLE LEVELLLLL#sorry just. emotional abt carlitos alcaraz#nico rambles
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Chapter 83 - Loss
#boku no hero academia#deku#izuku midoriya#bnha#my hero academia#the loss. the grief. the fear. the defeat. the genuine fucking tragedy in his face#the raw emotion#the scream that probably threw out his voice#the terror#there's so much to this panel#the blur effect on it to really drive home how hard he's screaming in pure genuine anguish#he failed. he couldn't save someone.#and that someone is... the person he genuinely cares about the most (besides y'know his mom)#that's his friend. that's his best fucking friend they grew up together.#imagine. imagine seeing the person you grew up with being taken away by villains.#you don't know what they're going to do to him#for all he knows they're going to KILL him. they don't know why they took katsuki yet.#for all he knows? they could be about to make katsuki into a nomu.#you just know all the possibilities are playing through his head so fast right now and all he can do right now is just... scream#it's the uncertainty. he doesn't know if he's ever going to see katsuki again.#and... he's sixteen.#he's a kid#he's a kid and he just watched his oldest friend. the person who he knows best and who knows him best.#get taken away from him by genuine actual murderers.#sure. they fight a lot. and they butt heads. and they don't really get along perfectly well at this point in their lives.#but the years before (and the years after)? they're friends who care about each other. and they still care about each other now.#even if katsuki doesn't want to admit that we know it's true from all the other shit he does#and now izuku is there. thinking that there's a chance that the last time he ever would see katsuki again was right then in that moment.#and you just have to sit back... and go... fuck. man. he's a child.#i genuinely almost hit tag limit on this post sorry guys KJDHJKH
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same(ish) pose opposite vibes
I would run like a little child and hug one of them and run away from the other at the speed of light
this is really a testament to the fact that you don't actually have to change much of your appearance, general mannerisms or accent to perfectly embody completely opposing characters
#this is what you call range#he looks nearly the same#but it's still really hard to imagine it's the same person#10th doctor#kilgrave#doctor who#jessica jones#david tennant#he's an acting chameleon FFS#he actually is though#I mean even if you haven't watched either you can see the pure joy in one face and the pure evil in the other#on a side note i love how they just gave him a suit and combed his hair but kilgrave is still the most terrifying marvel villain#no CGI no special effects no over the top displays of power needed#and basically gave the doctor just sticky up hair#and that was enough to embody a 900 year old alien#who was very animated and also perfectly embodies how otherworldly the character was while still having character depth and relatability#thank you for coming to my TED talk guys
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sometimes i remember that most north fans don’t write him as an absolute insane person ethical manipulative girlfriend style and i’m like. what is he even then… just a pleasant white man? you know what. more power to you if you need a pleasant white man for a blorbo but god that could not be me
#most ppl write north as just like. a nice person i think.#i know him though. i know him.#like nork is SUCH a popular ship (at least like. historically) and every time i see it i go ‘haha that would never work’#and then i remember. oh right most ppl write these guys as like. just kind of decent dudes.#nork to me is like. worlds first ethical manipulative girlfriend (not actually ethical) x worlds first manic pixie dream Nice Guy#who both have literally no identity of their own and sure aren’t actually giving each other one#they’d be so miserable…#constant battle of ‘can’t you see what a sacrifice i’m making for you’#neither of them would ever admit anything was wrong. they both think they can fix it forever#just slowly falling apart. it’s fine :) they’re fine :)#n\orkington is even more baffling#i genuinely couldn’t even imagine the dynamic there#like i know it’s pfl uwu baby wash but even still#he’d be so miserable they’d treat him like shit ToT#oh god north/wash. wash run. WASH RUN.#noooo wash my little chameleon you can’t stay with him he’s going to make you his baby bird#he wouldn’t even realize ToT he wouldn’t even know why he’s unhappy. oh god. wash RUNNNNNNN#i just don’t think north should be in a relationship basically#‘what about churchnorth’ okay. let’s be real. do we really think church should be being in a relationship???#their toxicity perfectly cancels each other out into like. something that’s actually good for both of them#wraps all the way back around. horseshoe theory.#okay this has turned into pure rambling. it’s 4am
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I wish So Bad that I could confidently recommend lob corp and library of ruina to people because they're both genuinely rly good games and I also need ppl I know to understand the insanity that is project moon but like godddd they are a fucking Investment. Both in time and in brainpower. I generally think ppl exaggerate how hard lob corp is but it's certainly not easy and when it does get hard it gets HARD. Also it literally requires at least one day 1 reset (basically a new game+) to fully beat the game and at this point I've done at least 10. And for lor I'm not nearly as far in and I'm just scratching the surface of the real game but it's a beast of its own. Also 100+ hours and also hard as hell. Like this game does not fuck around with its difficulty spikes it will make you use your brain and it will give you a damn headache in the process. It's also one of my favorite card combat games I've ever played with mechanics that just so beautifully complement each other to create a dynamic and interesting battle system that gives it a completely different vibe and feeling than any other deck builder games I've played to the point where it almost feels wrong to me to categorize them together. But also I am not even slightly joking abt the headache thing every time I play this damn game I close it with a horrible headache and have to take a multi day break. I think everyone should experience this with me <3
#rat rambles#for the record I have not played limbus company nor do I plan to but the cast is rly good and I know a lot of ppl vouch for it#let it be known if I ever do get around to reading limbus stuff I will become obsessed with outis shes so me bait#youre telling me shes a middle aged woman a war criminal and a bootlicker? sign me the fuck up#I <3 crusty dusty women who suck ass#also ofc don is also the beloved but thats a given#the real question would be which of the other limbus women would comsume my life#because theyre all contenders for characters that could make me go insane. for better or for worse.#also reason number 500 that everyone I know should play these games is that its sooooo fun to make project moon ocs#ofc I and I imagine most ppl mostly make nugget ocs (aka your employees and combat units in the first two games)#but like its just fun to make ocs in this world in general#the worldbuilding of this game is like 90% built on 'would that be fucked up or what?' and I adore it for that#theyll just be like yeah theres a whole faction that follows these things called prescripts which can range from super simple stuff to#literally impossible stuff and if you aren't able to follow them you will be killed and theres a guy whos job it is to hand them out and he#has to routinely inform people to their face that they have to destroy their lives or die and it eventually breaks him#and you go ok cool Im still not over the teleporting trains that dont actually instantly teleport but instead travel through pocket#dimensions over the course of thousands of years during which the passengers can be injured and mangled and feel pain but not die and it's#not uncommon for whole societies to be formed in them but once they arrive to their destination the state of all the passengers is#perfectly reverted back to their state uppon entering leading to them being none the wiser of anything that had previously happened to them#and they go yeah haha we liked love town too anyways wanna watch this robot have another mental breakdown#and you go fuck yeah and get your ass handed to you
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no offense to mel shes great its not that i want her gone or anything, its just that her narrative role would make so much more sense for yaz to have
#it should have been yaz#14 finishes 13s story#but 13s story is wrapped up in yazs#yaz shouldve been in the specials and in this one specifically#theres mel slotted in without adding.............that much? that i can see? again no offense. i havent seen og mel#i dont know her relationship with the doctor so i cant entirely evaluate what she brings here. i enjoy her presence thats all i can say#But. yaz fits perfectly in her spot in this episode#adding a lot#like okay she doesnt work for unit so maybe not adding some. plot stuff#but emotionally yaz makes like immensely more sense to be in this spot#thanks for coming to my tedtalk#like it just.............it just makes sense?l ike when you imagine it for like 2 seconds youre like#oh all the puzzle pieces fit#i dont think thats just me having loving-yaz goggles on#i think that actually narratively it makes 100% more sense for yaz to have been here#you send her home at the end with 14 thats how you do it#15 sends them both home. 'call your mum. tell her where youve been'#14 can say all the i love yous to his old gang#yaz is too open a wound#but 15 has had time#he can tell her 'i loved you too'#like come on#she should have been there she should have been there she should have been there
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dante can swim, right? theres' no wauy the Royal Solarian Staff would let their king go his whole life not knowing such a lifesaving skill JUst cuz it's a desert doesn't mean there aren't pools!!! he has to know they HAD to have taught him there's no way he's stepping on a cruise ship surrounded by water while UNable to swim what if he falls in?!? he's not gonna float that's furr sure look at his muscle density and lack of fat the man's gonna sink like cement
#i am imagining dante in his little sooley themed inflatable tube (for his safety)#didn't they bring this up in the anniversary event? something like... dodging the question when someone asked if dante could swim#please it would be so funny to bully him some more#but i also sincerely want him to be able to swim like pleaaassssa#i need someone else to be the easy target for unable-to-swim-bullying#who wouldn't know how to swim? uhhhhhh#...can it be kuya? i know it's a stupid idea and he can easily save himself from the water in other ways#but he hates getting his fur we t.... so......#eiden gonna be out here talking about his lifeguard part-time job while saving all the drowning clan members#olivine floats naturally he does not need to swim (but also he is water territory baby so i'm not worried about him)#if i throw yaku and garu into the water#will they turn into wet animal versions of themselves? and they'll jsut know what to do? tread water and all that?#blade doesn't swim. he just propels himself.#so he could be standing perfectly upright in the water. but still moving toward you at rapid speed#like a tree. translating on the z axis. through the water. rapidly approaching your location#actually blade could probably also become water jetpack#he just propels himself out of the water and does acrobatics in the air LOL#anyway. i'm just worried about dante. there's no way he has such a glaring hole in his skill set#...right?#nu carnival dante
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Bad Batch Season 2
Clone Force 99: look we repainted our armor to disguise ourselves better
Clone Force 99: hey rex u wanna repaint your armor too, we have leftover paint
Captain Rex: bitch??? this is my CLASSIC look, MY™ SIGNATURE™ Look™, i literally legally physically spiritually can N O T
#ok this was funnier BEFORE his new outfit in the S2 trailer but WHATEVER lmao#captain rex#the bad batch#star wars#silly nilly#but actually though i can imagine them suggesting it casually as a perfectly reasonable serious idea and#rex just looking at the camera like he's in the Office#like ''bro u srs''
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bias slot machine - pick a siyuan bias!
happy birthday @ambivartence 💖🥰💚💞🥳
#madebymel#HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYY SIYUAN ILY 🫶🫶#the 2023 edition of siyuans biases with not just 12 biases but 18 represented this year 😂#thought i'd try something different and it loops perfectly so u can keep watching it 🤭#pls excuse my (lack of) design skills....the focus of this is the centerpiece of all these men HAHHAH#another year around the sun and i'm so glad to have you bc i truly cant imagine this kpop brainrot without you HAHAH <3#and ty for listening to all my song kang brainrot rn thats very reminiscent of my lino giffing frenzy last year LOL#i love that youre seeing song kang reels and i 1000% support it#anyway happy happy birthday and i hope you have the very bestestest day ever!!!!!! 💖💖💖 ur present will be arriving soon <3#okay but fine i'll tag the people this time in case u want to know#actually jk i realized i will run out of tags so i'm just gonna put the name and not the group LMAO#jacob#sunwoo#xiaojun#haechan#jeno#mingyu#woodz#d1#woonhak#hangyul#sohee#jangjun#baekhyun#key#junny#keonhee#hanbin#minhyuk#see if you can spot all of them 🤭🤭
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Loscar with soulmarks that get visible when they are touched by the soul
Cool twist on the soulmates au
Thanks!!! There is actually a bit more to it than just that. Those marks appear in places that mirror some "imperfections " or just something that stands out
Logan for example have two silver stars on his neck right on his Adames apple (i hope it's right name) and oscar have two halves of the sun at the same place where lohan have wrinkles around his eyes when he smiles. Also a big consolation of stars on the side of his neck and shoulder.
And when other person touches places where marks are they get visible for around ten minutes. Also they transfer sensations even if not very strongly (?)
#anyway hope you like this idea#loscar#I'm so spamming this tag today#i love them very much as you can imagine#also i have a song for this that matches whole thing perfectly - намалюй мені ніч#it's so beautiful#i think i may actually write this one properly#anyway thanks for ask :*#ask game
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it would have been good if Cindrella was more outspoken. And call out her family on not feeling **regretful and apologizing** after insults, ridicule and abuse.
#whose sense of fulfillment extends past her appearance#Disney princess 👸#They could have added hatemob in a form of their like-minded people like a choir#Straying away eye contact and narrowing eyes as if that person is hard to see(like they have a bad vision) and no one really telling to def#defend yourself even Fairy Godmother (who could be a project of Cindy's imagination who's also like thinks violence and insubordination#isn't an answer nor feminine)#You could add more realism to Cindrella like if you can't really stand up from home abuse what about abuse outside#Add hate mob that are the choir that would be perfectly even more realistic#And perhaps for a reinvention let her dad or fairy tell that you need to tell your abusers off tell them that choring is their job#And for the external abuse huz's mom tell you have to tell them off you have to attack(or smth of that) because by that you not only show#you can also answer-attack but you can do it twice 💪#Answer the bullies so they know you can do that not only that but doing it TWICE#And like imagine choring during your menstruation like wtf#Fuck them off you need to take care of yourself first#Cindrella a true story Cindrella grows awareness and a backbone#Cindrella and a choir hatemob#them be like “oh you need to look after my stuff and bag; oh sorry my bad that was actually my friend seat right here”#And tell her “if you don't behave nobody would love you” turn over to#“If they like me they just like me” “I don't need to turn into a downtrodden people-pleaser to be liked. That's fake” and#“good girls”go to hell#female socialization subversion#Strong Ella's#Tmnt#And not make abuse because of jealousy or smth because they've seen the behavior of#bringing violence into home and then not regretting and not apologizing#.Like the original poster have said “whose sense of fulfillment extends past her appearance or wedding plans”#That stepmother really tought that adopted daughter was a better option because other bio girls won't subordinate but really what's going o#is adopted one has turned into a standard house worker; specifically#a worker if not serving then beaten or insulted without regret or apology#And cindrella can be also called bruisisella
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BBEG, doing a little straight-from-the-DM exposition: so, my whole deal is that I, Calla, was cursed by the goddess Suni, and now I'm seeking my vengeance upon her; I'm going to destroy her, because I hate her
limerick, the literal next session, explaining what we know so far to an NPC: we saw Calla again, she's been reborn somehow-- and also we learned her True Name, which is Suni
me:
#imagine. imagine. imagine how much MUCH more often this exact thing happens inside her brian#in situations where we WEREN'T being spoonfed direct unambiguous lore dumps.#in situations where she DIDN'T immediately turn around and pass on the game of telephone to somebody else#where the rest of the table could go 'OHP hang on you mixed that up :)' right away#IMAGINE THE KINDS OF THOUGHTS AND PLOTS THAT ARE SPINNING OUT IN THE COMPLETE WRONG DIRECTION INSIDE HER HEAD AT ALL TIMES.#JUST COOKING FOR MONTHS AND MAYBE EVEN YEARS.#WHERE NOBODY CAN EVEN HELP HER COURSE CORRECT BECAUSE NO ONE CAN SEE IT HAPPENING.#IMAGINE THE JARRING NON-SEQUITURS THAT MIGHT SUDDENLY CROP UP IN ROLEPLAY AND THROW EVERYTHING OFFKILTER.#IMAGINE THAT YOU ARE THE WAY I AM AS A HUMAN AND HAVE BEEN PLAYING DND WITH HER FOR YEARS AND YEARS#distressing. actually DISTRESSING how egregious this one was gkjhfddfkjhdf oh-- he just Told You DIRECTLY and you STILL got it SO WRONG I--#anyway I am SO fucking grateful justin is in this campaign with me aaaaahhh#pahvu's player has intentionally committed to 'pahvu's head is almost perfectly empty and his character has zero complexity'#and limerick is...........#felix's original campaign's party was comprised of two stupid-to-the-point-of-Obviously-Gag-Characters and limerick and felix#and BOY HOWDY THAT WOULD HAVE SUCKED LMAO#oh felix you do ALL the thinking. and christ knows you'd better do a lot of the talking too! you're the only one with a braincell!!#good luck!!!
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