#i am not french
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No one in this world hates being called French more than Charles Leclerc. The guy DETESTS it with his whole life.
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Scene redraw of the prettiest boy ever because I adore him
#sanji one piece#one piece#op#Sanji#sanji fanart#all blue#black leg sanji#french#scene redraw#screenshot redraw#Posting this here since it flopped on tiktok#Please like this#I spent so stupidly long getting his face right#Oh the french tag is for Sanji btw#I am NOT French#I am just a silly little American#Ord odd art <3
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(Angry Frenchman sounds in background)
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I love living in France where baguette is basically free. Feels like cheating.
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the only reason im keeping my in-game language in french
#i am not french#i am not even close#but i love him and if he calls me baby only in french? so be it
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human alastor
(With a bonus baby al)
(Ignore whatever tf I did with the microphones idk how they work I’m sorry)
#I love the fact that he’s half French creole cause I am too we’re twinsies#(Im not a serial killer I promise)#I’m still sick and feeling miserable#He’s my emotional support serial killer#alastor#alastor hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor#hazbin art#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel alastor#radio demon#thorium.art#hazbin hotel 2024#hazbin#hazbin hotel art#vivziepop#human alastor#the radio demon#cw blood#sorry i forgot
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[Day 246]
More background practice but it got out of hand goshdangit .png
They chilling :D
#dddaily4sherin#impulsesv#geminitay#grian#goodtimeswithscar#mumbo jumbo#ethoslab#if you squint you can also find a skizz#hermitcraft#hermitcraft season 10#hermitblr#I really really heavily referenced the screenshot tho ngl so I still need more practice o7#rip my french reading ig why am I like this 😭😭😭😭😭#bging is honestly so fun tho ARHGJRJE#ive been using way too much orange and blue tho i should switch it up sometime hmmmmmmmm#my art
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#I've always been the weird one#why cant i be normal#i love my room#girlblogging#this is a girlblog#coquette#lana del rey#lizzy grant#female hysteria#girl hysteria#femcel#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#female insanity#female rage#vintage americana#vintage#i am cringe but i am free#girlboss fr#french cinema#franz kafka#grunge coquette#dark coquette#cinema#i am just a girl#girl interrupted#gilmore girls#nymph3t#nympette
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i love your riddle design so much, he's so pointy and british. so gracious. do you think he would enjoy a brazilian goiabada
thank you! ❤️🖤❤️ it's just. important to me on a level I can't explain that Riddle have an extremely pointy nose that he can stick into everyone else's business.
also goiabada is sweet and fruity and red, I think he would like it very much indeed!
not me stealth-editing because I forgot his antenna whoops
#art#twisted wonderland#me: riddle's nose is important to me (draws him without a nose)#a study in contrasts?#regardless it is my power as a fanartist to let riddle eat sweets and by god i'm going to use it#i also love british riddle. briddle. it's just RIGHT.#i think about how someday the anime will come out and get dubbed and riddle is going to have Generic Anime Boy Voice#instead of the most over-the-top prim little benedict cumberbatch accent like he does in my HEART#and the world shall be poorer for it. alas.#i also think it would be VERY funny if malleus had a super exaggerated french accent because something something french fairytale#i am probably alone in this however#(sorry still trying to catch up on everything!)#(all of my focus has been going towards Deadlines so hopefully i will have space to think...eventually :')#(i still have some main story things cookin' and i JUST finished tsumsted 3: the squeakquel so uhhh)#(there may be a bit of a flood at some point. you've been warned.)
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je n'ai pas peur, je suis née pour faire ça
#fate grand order#jeanne d'arc#jeanne alter#jalter#fgo#fanart#i will always support a vegenful joan darc even if the real historical figure was very much accepting of her fate#although one just wonders if she was really. idk i think about joan darc a bit too often compared to the normal person#it disappointed me that in fate jeanne alter is just an oc with jeannes name instead of being like#a manifestation of jeannes anger and betrayal (which are completely justified given the circumstances)#anyways#the caption means “i am not afraid; i was born to do this” in shitty french probably
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SWANN ARLAUD + LETTERBOXD REVIEWS Anatomy of a Fall (2023)
#anatomy of a fall#anatomie d'une chute#swann arlaud#vincent renzi#filmedit#flawlessgentlemen#dilfgifs#dilfsource#*#me: this man better not awake something in me#my brain giggling: oh baby girl you are in for a ride#i am SO mad at myself. i'm so predicable sometimes#the review in french says: whoever decided to put swann arlaud in a turtleneck for 2h30 deserves an award by itself
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I like to think Robin understands a handful of french words and this is a little game they play. :] BONUS:
note: i dont know any french so there’s probably some mistakes in here. Lol
#sanji is fully fluent talks to himself in french#trust me.#i however am not so this could be totally wrong#metalhiro arts#one piece#one piece fanart#one piece fancomic#nico robin#op robin#sanji#vinsmoke sanji#blackleg sanji#op sanji
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I know y'all are not ready for it, but I'm this close 🤏 to hc Bruce having an eating disorder because of how strict Alfred is written about food in canon and fanon. Everyone is writing it as if it's a funny joke that the Batfam has to hide "unhealthy" snacks from him, but it's not. (Btw, just the "healthy" and "unhealthy" label are wrong and bad. Food is food.)
In the comics, Bruce will be offered a donut and think about how Alfred would disapprove and how it will harm his health, before accepting. And, sure, to live the life he lives, Bruce need to follow a particular diet. But it's just ONE donut, it cannot harm him. That's not a healthy mindset at all. The fact that Bruce, as a grown adult with kids, is thinking about Alfred's reaction to him eating a donut before accepting, vocalizing how it is against the rules, is alarming.
And maybe I would accept it, as a non-usamerican, if it was because of the toxic things they put in your food there (criminal what they make you eat), but it's never about that. No, it's about the calories and the heartburn, and "fast food and sugar" are bad, and "poor people food is bad" (Alfred's classicism is another point for another time). Alfred controls what the Wayne eat and he is very controlling about that, as the boys will also comment about Alfred disapproving something before eating it. This is some ED behavior, you shouldn't worry about food like this. And like, I'm split between being thankful neither Bruce or the kids enforce it to one another, but also being annoyed they need to remind others how "Alfred wouldn't approve" when they see them eating something not allowed.
Thinking about Dick and his cereals, especially that Nightwing (2016) page where he gets a Nightwing truck and it has a compartiment with a ton of cereals. It is a commun behavior in children who were restricted some type of food to over indulge in it once they are independent. If cereals were something Alfred was against because he finds it "unhealthy", Dick's extreme love for cereals is a red flag.
Me, talking about Bruce: The boy was mentally fucked up enough, you didn't have to give him an ED on top, Alfred!
#batfam#bruce wayne#alfred pennyworth#dick grayson#batman#dc comics#my ramblings#I'm the number one Alfred Pennyworth's critic#no “Alfred is a saint” in this house I can see this british man's fucked ups#it's because I'm French I am not charmed by the Brit#there are multiple fucked up shits Alfred does that the fandom forgives because “he is posh” and that's not an excuse actually#me reading Bruce hesitation before accepting to eat “unhealthy” food: oh no he has an ed on top of everything else
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Zhuzhi-Lang, sincerely, what the fuck do you think gratitude means? I'm just curious. I just want to talk.
#svsss#scum villain#zhuzhi lang#shen qingqiu#didn't expect to be drawing vore jokes when i sat down to read this morning! thanks svsss continuing to pull the rug out from under my feet#here i was thinking that coffin scene would be the highlight of the day#are le petit prince jokes relevant? is this recognizable and funny or am i hitting my own venn diagram of#''thinks vore jokes are funny'' and ''thinks french lit jokes are funny''?#sqq just cannot catch a break dude has the complete shit kicked out of him then gets maligned by lbh who he's trying to save then GETS EATE#rip shizun i'm here praying you get five quiet minutes one of these days#snakes#animals#my art#zzl#sqq#zhushen
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American jews 🤝 Israeli jews
"holy shit, I'm so scared for you in your country - it isn't as bad for me in mine!"
#jumblr#jewish politics#antisemitism tw#personal thoughts tag#help why are they/we like this!!!#specifying american vs israeli because i am american and interact with a lot of israelis if i'm interacting with people online or whatever#also. i'm scared for french jews - i don't know many personally but france is........ absolutely infuriating#if the french government said they are investing €55B to space programs to find the Jewish Space Lasers I wouldn't be shocked#i would be more shocked that they haven't already tried to find those mythical space lasers before
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