#i am just being an idiot in love now

[the-girl-who-sold-the-wxrld]

i wanted to post something funny or poetic to talk about my wonderful girlfriend and all the fun we had on this first Valentine's Day but i actually don't have words, i'm just a happy and cheesy lesbian right now

[nnnn99999]

Now that I have finished watching bbs I truly understand why some people have not moved on from it even after so long. I will be one of those people too. There is so much to talk about and think about. There are so many things I noticed but also so many I missed. I know I will have so much fun rewatching. I had such a great time watching it. And I am so glad I was able to experience it spoiler free for the first time. Ah I just love it so much.

[aeolianblues]

one last thing I will say on that topic. Americans getting upset about you calling out Zionism. When you're not talking about Judaism or in fact, about religion at all. When you're talking about a national military funded by a country that has been dropping bombs on the middle east since the 1980s. But then I suppose when people who are so so so comfortable with equating a whole religion, or further a whole entire group of multiple ethnicities, with simply 'terrorism', are criticised on any aspect of their wrongdoings of course they must think we're talking about their whole religion. Literally every word is a projection.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

got so into my laughingstock feels that i burnt my fuckign toast

[luck-of-the-drawings]

when i was in highschool one o my biggest coping mechanisms was drawing all the kids i hated getting killed and eaten and killed. and well. time is a slowly ascending spiral. you will find patterns.(i work as a blackjack dealer. gamblers are FASCINATING

[stabbyfoxandrew]

okay angel neil might be bumpy for a bit but i am tired of giving a fuck so you're getting a bumpy angel

[a-deceived-pigeon]

5/6/24 12:17pm

I can’t post this on the other account because she’ll see it but do you ever have a conversation with a bunch of your friends about risk and money percentages to which your actuarial friend says that your risk is lower if you were married

THEN you say you wouldn’t mind a marriage of convenience and think about fake proposing to your other friend beside you who feels, though you are both whole by yourselves, like the other half of you, that you’ve had several dreams about marrying or being in a relationship with, and that you would happily spend the rest of your life with because each parting is tortuous and long and maybe can’t be fully explained by Midwesterner’s goodbyes but then you decide “No I can’t do that.”

THEN you turn to her and she took off her fidget ring and is holding it out to you asking you “Do you want to marry me?” as a JOKE, which you were going to do but STILL

And you really REALLY want to say yes and your eyes feel alight and you feel a smile but instead you go along with the joke and say “I was going to ask you the same thing!” And just laugh with her but then feel incredibly off put, thinking you were going to say “yes” and mean it happily to live and go through life together and wonder if any of it felt real on her end? Or maybe what that means for you?

Anyway!

~Nico

[teafiend]

[hannibalismos-jaaneman]

not one character in hannibal that i don't relate to. not one.

[morningmask27]

I'm going to be bitching about Star for a while now. I'll tag them all with #asc spoilers, but really what the fuck was this book?

[aunhinged]

Broken promises pact AU 01

(Or the “ill disappear, right after I sabotage you” Treaty)

Sherlock and John make a pact that if they ever feel their relationship slipping, they’ll break up and disappear from each other’s lives forever.

Throughout this, there’s a desperate, unspoken yearning between them, as neither wants the relationship to end but both are too stubborn to admit they need each other. It’s a twisted game of one-upmanship, where their acts of sabotage are more about keeping the connection alive than destroying it.

After a minor argument, John impulsively invokes the pact. But instead of adhering to it and walking away, both he and Sherlock spiral into a chaotic series of events, each trying to sabotage the other’s life, pushing boundaries to prove they can’t live without one another.

An hour later, John’s back at the flat, holding a giant inflatable flamingo. Sherlock raises an eyebrow.

Sherlock: What’s that for?

John: I thought you could use a floatie, you know, for all that drowning you’re doing in your own misery.

Sherlock’s mouth twitches as he tries to maintain his aloofness.

Sherlock: Really? A flamingo?

John: Of course! You can’t drown if you’re floating, right? This is me, saving your life.

[kitnita]

i need mav to stay up this season because i need wyatt stank and harls to fight over who gets to move him into their apartment

[fragglerockopinions]

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[pupkou]

can we come together as a community and be honest with ourselves .. because i’m tired of seeing everything turned into an egg roll. not everything needs to be an egg roll

[chiistarri]

what if instead of messaging me in the middle of the night about your stupid fucking girlfriend and your stupid fucking problems with her you actually act like my fucking friend and message me like how you message everyone else in our group

[isekyaaa]

Reading the spoilers of otome light novels always be like, "Wow, people really hate men."