#i absolutely will

[ninyard]

What is the towns browning lore

[my entire collective following groan don’t get nin started again!!!]

look. it started as a joke. like “lmao! I’m gonna make you guys ship towns/browning!” before a couple of us went okay now…. wait a damn minute actually… but it’s now maybe not a joke. and maybe we’ve created entire characters and names and personalities.

the quick rundown is towns is a city boy called samuel. browning is a country boy called austin. they meet, and they work together, and they’re gay and in love actually. bonded currently by their mutual hatred of neil josten. bonded previously by their gay lips.

you can find some lore on my page and also @rekikiri and @tara-the-star ‘s page. i believe there’s some fics in the works. we did some polls. did some brainstorming. made some decisions as a Towning (Towns x Browning) council.

it’s only existed for three days but I feel like I’ve know them all my life.

[radjerda]

I wanted to be able to draw more than doodly versions of Glorfindel, and so now he gets a fancy outfit designed for him.

Did I go overboard? That remains to be seen.

[knownoshamc]

You HAVE to watch East is East. Assad might not play the main character, but there is no main character really. The play itself is amazing, all the cast is amazing and Assad shines in every scene he's in.

don't tempt me

[its-tim-time]

Can you toss a couple more darts for me, I don’t get my break for another couple hours

I’ll pay ya 10 bucks

- Michelle from artifact storage

What darts? I Don’t know about any darts.

[notquitehuman-creations]

my own oc

I know why he's like that, I wrote him

Uh so I made a character bingo if anyone wants to try it (:

[daylighteclipsed]

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

[notaplaceofhonour]

okay okay I know the point of this is “White people need to put as much effort into learning how to pronounce Black people’s names as they do foreign European names” and 100% I totally agree, absolutely good point

but this tweet becomes hilarious in the context of this clip:

anyways, absolutely put effort into learning how people pronounce their names. just don’t feel bad if it takes you some time to get it right 😅

(also in case you didn’t watch the video it’s “N-SHOO-tee” not “SHOO-tee”)

[hamletthedane]

Thinking about him (the soldier in Poynter’s Faithful Until Death painting watching an apocalypse unfold around him with horror in his eyes as he tries to keep himself standing beneath a doorway, based on an actual 19th century archeological find of a man in full soldier’s garb under a doorway at Pompeii)

[sunnylolli]

Something, something, what if it all went really wrong and they were forced to speed-run the brotherly bonding

[vamprisms]

i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

[muffinlance]

My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"

And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."

Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden

[divorce-enjoyer]

well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object

[oceangenasi]

I'm absolutely obsessed with Laios' logic that the other shapeshifters made mistakes the real party members were too knowledgeable/careful/wise to make

but for Marcille he's like "only the real Marcille would do something that fucking stupid"

[mambodork]

This is definitely how it went down

[s0up1ta]

ANYONE ELSE WANT A PIECE 🤬🤬😡👹🗣️

alt versions under the cut:

couldn't decide so take all of them

edit: I MADE A DESKTOP VERSION !!